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[–]aurulieus 48 points49 points ago

[–]Rawk02 17 points18 points ago

He looks so proud of himself

[–]summernags 11 points12 points ago

...and fucking adorable...

[–]unohoo09 12 points13 points ago

Sit happens.

[–]Squalor- 140 points141 points ago

That dog has been playing too much Halo.

[–]Sykotik 56 points57 points ago

If you get tea-bagged by a dog is it a doggy-bag?

[–]BallsackTBaghard 56 points57 points ago

No.

[–]Sykotik 35 points36 points ago

For some reason I trust your knowledge on the subject.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I don't know.... He seems a little biased to me.

[–]poignard 0 points1 point ago

Did you get your username from that CSpan prank calls video?

[–]Miadhawk -1 points0 points ago

Redditor for a month. Fine, you'll do.

[–]thedbp 0 points1 point ago

is it human-bag? no

[–]Cixelsid -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg..

[–]HeatSlinger 4 points5 points ago

Yeah but he's a total ass.

[–]irish711 42 points43 points ago

This is how the majority of the fights I had with my siblings ended. But I was on the short end. Being the youngest sucked... It Really fucking sucked.

I had two older sisters... I was the only son. :|

[–]Wammy 63 points64 points ago

So your sisters would sit on your face?

nosureifgusta.jpg

[–]irish711 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]QuitReadingMyName 9 points10 points ago

You must be from the South. Georgia or Alabama? Maybe Tennessee?

[–]I_Inhale_Frequently 24 points25 points ago

HEY DON'T YOU BRING TENNESSEE INTO THIS ASSHOLE

[–]I_make_things 28 points29 points ago

Don't you bring Tennessee into 'this asshole'

[–]Jeroknite 11 points12 points ago

Bring it to your sisters asshole, she'll enjoy it more.

[–]frankledinkle -1 points0 points ago

hahahah!

[–]Casowsky -5 points-4 points ago

[–]ChowderMann -2 points-1 points ago

I don't get it... :'(

[–]MadModderX 1 point2 points ago

don't you bring tennessee into this, asshole

is different than

don't you bring Tennessee into this asshole

I_Inhale_frequently intended for his comment to infer that he didn't want tennessee to be brought into the conversation. I_make_things infers by infering that he didn't want tennessee into a literal asshole

[–]ChowderMann 1 point2 points ago

I was talking about Casowsky's comic.

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

same thing, except moving the hyphen over. sweet-ass [item] as in that's a pretty awesome item. Instead he switches it up sweet ass-[item] making the items somehow related to an ass. You'd have to experience someone doing this in person, it's really annoying if you use the phrase "sweet-ass" often. I put up with a summer of it before i knew about xkcd.

[–]Wammy 4 points5 points ago

Sorry, So cal. Just seemed like the thing to say.

[–]sailingonward 4 points5 points ago

It's an internet thing.

[–]QuitReadingMyName -3 points-2 points ago

Incest in America? It's a thing from the South.

[–]mcf 0 points1 point ago

He's from the land of virgins who don't have sisters.

[–]revolution21 2 points3 points ago

They were wrestling.

[–]dietbroccoli 0 points1 point ago

Me gusta.

[–]chrom_ed 20 points21 points ago

And you... wrestled a lot eh?

[–]irish711 6 points7 points ago

I got a ass kicked a lot. At least until puberty when their "little brother" began to toss them across the room.

I should make a note that we did not have full on fistacuffs, just your everyday heavy handed shoves and headlocks. No one every walked away with a broken bone, bloody nose, or black eyes. Just bruises and a growing spitefulness that would last for a few years.

[–]ST0OP_KID 8 points9 points ago

Some like wrestling kept you busy, nudge nudge.

[–]mixmastakooz 2 points3 points ago

I'm right there with you brother! My oldest knew how to throw a punch, but my middle sister was state champion in shot put. I lived in fear.

[–]BinderStapleTape 0 points1 point ago

Tell that to my younger sister that harassed me every chance she got. Including but not limited to biting, slapping, kicking, stealing my toys.

I couldn't fight back because I was supposed to be an 'example' and if i ever fought back i'd be punished twice as much as her. ;_;

I would tell my parents adn they were so busy trying to pay off the ever rising pile of bills that nothing ever got done about it.

So I suffered in silence sigh

[–]irish711 5 points6 points ago

I know that feel. Sisters rarely got in trouble...

[–]BinderStapleTape 1 point2 points ago

I should note that I'm a female so my parents weren't gender-biased.

To top of insult to injury she was always mario and i was always luigi.

her rationale was that because i was taller than her i was luigi.

[–]irish711 2 points3 points ago

Our Princess Is In Another Castle. :(

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

Doctor Mario... I get it.

[–]morpheousmarty -3 points-2 points ago

It it still funny to say things are silly and non-sexual or has that meme joined the rickroll?

[–]killingsometime 421 points422 points ago

"hey i like the way your butt smells"
"fuck you, get away from my butt!"
"oh yeah? oh yeah? smell my butt!! it's good! smell it!"

[–]killingsometime 285 points286 points ago

it makes me sad that this is the fastest i've been upvoted, while this is the stupidest comment i've posted.

[–]Haroshia 21 points22 points ago

Dude welcome to Reddit. My highest voted comment is asking a chick with purple hair if she also dyed her pubes.

[–]theodrixx 6 points7 points ago

Mine was about a crude male masturbation aid fashioned out of a banana skin.

[–]nf5 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck edit: link?

[–]theodrixx 0 points1 point ago

Here.

Mine's the reply to the linked comment. Wanted to give you some context.

[–]the_real_woody 8 points9 points ago

No, it was about wanting to fuck Megan Fox.

[–]Jeroknite 8 points9 points ago

I trust that you checked.

[–]SLeigher88 2 points3 points ago

Mine was about laminating a penis.

[–]vietoushka 1 point2 points ago

My highest was "Anything with the word 'duty' in it."

[–]Dizfunky 1 point2 points ago

Mine was commenting in a pornstars ama: "TIL something new about porn"

[–]pickle_inspector 1 point2 points ago

My first high one was "she likes to get kinky with the dish soap. ooh, bubbles yeah.."

And my lowest one was where I made fun of an imaginary place called Azerbikstania. Go figure

[–]killingsometime 160 points161 points ago

OH SO I GET A DOWNVOTE HUH?
so everyone knows... this is my first week on reddit. quite sobering after months of lurking.

[–]om3n 248 points249 points ago

Bro, you just had a conversation with yourself.

[–]killingsometime 110 points111 points ago

so this is what i've come to.
::cries::

[–]BlamesRapMusic 59 points60 points ago

You're going to go far.

[–]Pfeffersack 10 points11 points ago

That's what you get when every time you log in somebody writes 'we must go deeper'.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 8 points9 points ago

But, we must go deeper still. You know... For science...

[–]thesandbar2 5 points6 points ago

SCIENCE! KARMA TRAINS!

They are one and the same.

[–]Rainfly_X 1 point2 points ago

Or, more memetically,

So... it has come to this.

[–]brokenseeker 8 points9 points ago

Tripple Karma, I upvoted ALL 3

[–]killingsometime 18 points19 points ago

I think i love you...

[–]REDDIT- 7 points8 points ago

why is this on the front page? repost. fuck you.

That was your third comment ever on Reddit. You're going to do well here, my boy.

[–]brokenseeker 1 point2 points ago

I'm afraid your grace will not get you further karma as I can not tell if your love is genuine... But I think I could love you too.

[–]cronos844 0 points1 point ago

And 600 upvotes doing it

[–]killingsometime 1 point2 points ago

i checked my karma this morning...wow. this is what 1000 karma feels like.
i wish the points mattered hahaha.. i feel excited but it's for nothing.

[–]Leo-D 21 points22 points ago

[–]killingsometime 7 points8 points ago

oh my god. that little boy makes me want to laugh and cry hysterically and the same time.

[–]DarkFlame7 10 points11 points ago

like dis if u cry every tiem

[–]fishnetdiver 0 points1 point ago

luv him 5ver

[–]DarkFlame7 0 points1 point ago

brohoof

[–]lostrock 3 points4 points ago

Get used to it. Reddit is a fickle bitch.

[–]the_real_woody 8 points9 points ago

Unlike your mom, who fucks everyone.

[–]lostrock 2 points3 points ago

Pew! Smells like Xbox Live in here.

[–]drageuth2 1 point2 points ago

Hah, I know that feel. I once got more upvotes for sternly telling someone to use white text with a black stroke (They had an image with nigh-unreadable text) in one hour, than a well-thought-out creepypasta I wrote got in a week.

[–]PushThatFatKid 0 points1 point ago

Keep it down up there, you two!

[–]PolarBurs 0 points1 point ago

Thats the way of the reddit.

[–]jooze -1 points0 points ago

It's reddit

[–]OlderGreg 2 points3 points ago

This is among my favorite Homeward Bound quotes.

[–]calvinberg 56 points57 points ago

I am literally crying of laughter right now.

[–]maRa11 11 points12 points ago

well try holding in your laughter while in lecture class

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Do you laugh of sadness?

[–]geckofishknight 1 point2 points ago

Same...omg...can't....breathe...

[–]pamin1 26 points27 points ago

MY GOD SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME BREATHE

[–]Hannar08 16 points17 points ago

I have a boston terrier who does this to establish dominance...over the cat, other dogs, people, feet, you name it, he will put his ass on it.

[–]inactivecar 25 points26 points ago

[–]Thumbz8 6 points7 points ago

Wow. At this rate, our grandchildren will literally have a joke video/gif for everything ever.

[–]sarahbobber 5 points6 points ago

I always forget that there's something for everything.

[–]tueStrange 0 points1 point ago

Now my ears feel molested

[–]Broken6r 12 points13 points ago

WTF? That is EXACTLY how my Boston play fights with cats

[–]PolloDiablo 5 points6 points ago

This is how my Boston fights with anything and everything, we call it the butt attack.

[–]russell_m 8 points9 points ago

Fuck yeah boston terriers.

[–]strong_grey_hero 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for Boston Terrier. They're apparently my upvote Kryptonite.

[–]funkmastamatt 2 points3 points ago

Bostons are fucking awesome.

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

Dogs aren't stupid. If they've been around cats that attack for a long time, they learn about the butt shield. I have a dog that backs into the cats as well. The dog play fights...the cats aren't really playing.

[–]NYHCxPurity 2 points3 points ago

I laughed so fucking loudly that most of my customers asked what it was, so I showed them. They all laughed... thank you.

[–]summernags 2 points3 points ago

The dog planting its ass on the cat's face was the LAST thing I was expecting from this gif. I figured the cat was gonna bring it.

[–]toughluck1 2 points3 points ago

T-bagged.

[–]Delicatesther 3 points4 points ago

Technically, the dog stands a better chance of being a 'bitch'.

[–]Xenochrist 1 point2 points ago

Boston terriers. Use the ass for everything.

[–]Sandman1031 1 point2 points ago

Did I really just see a cat get teabagged?

[–]2kthebusybee 1 point2 points ago

Just interrupted my boss by laughing too hard at this while at work.

[–]gggregory 1 point2 points ago

Straight to the front page. Hop on the karma train while there are still seats.

[–]mgsolid4 0 points1 point ago

and i thought my dog walking on my balls to wake me up was bad.

[–]KatSWG 0 points1 point ago

My dog does this same thing when playing with my much smaller Westie. He uses it as his defensive mechanism.

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[–]knylok 0 points1 point ago

You replied to the wrong post.

[–]skibam917 0 points1 point ago

Wrong thread, buddy.

[–]Alexi_Strife 1 point2 points ago

And this is why you don't reddit the second you wake up. >.<

[–]BeastWith2Backs 2 points3 points ago

NEVER STOP REDDITING

DO IT IN YOUR SLEEP

[–]MisterB547 0 points1 point ago

"I've got one too! Feel!"

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

Dirty pool mister... dirty pool.

[–]DlmaoC 0 points1 point ago

WWE Doggy Style

[–]maddata 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious.

[–]Sanity_prevails 0 points1 point ago

Dog teabags cat. This deserves a subreddit of its own!

[–]scrotz 0 points1 point ago

That's the fart game son, you'll play it one day.

[–]MariSuzz 0 points1 point ago

my dog tries to do this to my face when im laying down

[–]srivishnu 0 points1 point ago

If I fits, I sits! Oh... nevermind.

[–]cat_tastrophe 0 points1 point ago

My brother lets our dog into my room to wake me up by jumping onto my bed to sit on me just like this.

Thank goodness he doesn't sit on my face!

[–]no_you_didnt_my_bad 1 point2 points ago

I think you accidentally a word.

[–]StrangeCaptain 0 points1 point ago

dogs>cats

[–]EasyReddits 0 points1 point ago

I stopped and laughed for 45 seconds so I could feel confident enough to say backwards? ...backwards.

[–]CZtheDude 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha! What the fuck is he doing? Is it some kind of dominance ritual?

[–]jimii 0 points1 point ago

Everybody was Kung-Poo fighting!

[–]iRateSluts 0 points1 point ago

I really thought he was going to shit on the c at.

[–]KCbizzy 0 points1 point ago

Well how about you put my face in your ass! Er...your ass in my face! Er...

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point ago

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

if only i could get a woman to do that.

[–]mvrJr 0 points1 point ago

i thought the dog was stopping to take a crap on the cat at first

[–]Spartanfred104 0 points1 point ago

my dog used to do this he would get tired of playing and just sit.on the cat lol

[–]MYPENlSHUGE 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this song.

[–]byrdmandana 0 points1 point ago

Beef Stew!

[–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

Dude that dog has balls, and the buttons on iPad are tiny damn

[–]McBackstabber 0 points1 point ago

Isn't he just being friendly? Dogs greet eachother by smelling eachothers butts, right? He smells the cat and then helps the cat smell him.

Or is it a dominance thing?

[–]pyr0nite 0 points1 point ago

Rakishi style!

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

it just doesnt stop being funny

[–]jonesy852 0 points1 point ago

I swear, Boston Terriers have a thing with using their ass to fight. I have had 3 Bostons as pets throughout my life and all of them have used their asses as their main weapon when playing around.

[–]gasholer 0 points1 point ago

thats called T-bagging

[–]abngeek[!] 0 points1 point ago

Heh. My Boston does the same thing when he's trying to get another dog/cat/human/whatever to play with him.

[–]BadMoonRisin 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the Boston Terrier!

[–]artemisfowl15 0 points1 point ago

you don't want me licking your butt? fine, lick mine!

[–]flex_legs_boner_gone 0 points1 point ago

i found this hard to fap to

[–]GFNoobs 0 points1 point ago

BEEF STEW!

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

"No? Well, HERE'S MY ASS!"

[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point ago

"Nothin' feels quite so satisfying as wiping your butt with a cat."

- Dog

[–]flamingiceriver 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for my laugh of the day!

[–]Thething33 0 points1 point ago

Correction ..."... Take that pussy"

[–]snarfbutt 0 points1 point ago

Right into S mount

[–]Piernitas 0 points1 point ago

"Oh yeah? Well take THAT pussy..." would have been a more acceptable title because the bitch was the one doing the sitting.

[–]Swagnetic 0 points1 point ago

[–]Evokerofsorts 0 points1 point ago

Tell me how me how my ass tastes!!

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[–]MickeyNine 0 points1 point ago

...monkey tennis?

[–]rabidsi -3 points-2 points ago

[–]TigerBomber 0 points1 point ago

caption of the year

[–]SirFratwell 0 points1 point ago

This is torture for my sore abs, so awesome.

[–]Toastyparty 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, how rude of me! Please, have a whiff."

[–]meowfacekillah -1 points0 points ago

hhahahahahhahaha!!! made me lol.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Would those two be Halo Players by any chance?

[–]SwagTrain -1 points0 points ago

OH NO, HIS BUM IS ON HIS LIPS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTHTgUtUlM