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[–]rawrc 14 points15 points ago

"So? Just give me whatever you usually put in the Tacos."

[–]originalucifer 10 points11 points ago

cuz if theres one reason i go to taco bell, its the beef

[–]TBatWork 5 points6 points ago

I've been to Taco Bell twice this month after avoiding it for years. There's something so nostalgic and calming about their food, especially the beef. It has a texture and flavor that is so completely unique and compelling despite its blandness. The first time, I ordered two things off the menu and I realized that they were both vegetarian items half way through eating them, and couldn't get another thing due to a lack of cash and stomach space. I went back the second time just to get something with ground beef in it. It wasn't worth it, but it was what I wanted and it fulfilled the craving.

[–]Lampjaw 8 points9 points ago

That's the best description of fast food I've ever read.

[–]waker7281[S] 2 points3 points ago

Its the best comfort food around in my opinion.

[–]Ollieboots 25 points26 points ago

When did they ever start using beef? ಠ_ಠ

[–]fzerg 5 points6 points ago

I was going to say he for got to put the "beef" in quotation marks.

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 4 points5 points ago

It might sound wierd but I was somehow more comforted to know that most of it wasn't beef. Like I'd rather eat oatmeal than nardos del grande.

[–]Ollieboots 0 points1 point ago

OMG I never thought of it that way but I think you're onto something!

[–]roeky 1 point2 points ago

who eats the "meat" from there when they have chicken

[–]gosuprobe 1 point2 points ago

probably when the company started

[–]canthidecomments 1 point2 points ago

Scrotum is beef.

A leather belt is beef when you get right technical about it.

[–]Ollieboots 0 points1 point ago

You deserved up votes for that. I laughed :)

[–]KellieMorgan 4 points5 points ago

god damn, what movie is that from?

[–]waker7281[S] 10 points11 points ago

The movie is called In bruges

[–]rizer_ 5 points6 points ago

Great film.

[–]christopherhendrix 4 points5 points ago

No matter how many times I've nearly shit my pants, I still go back to Taco Bell. That 'beef,' or whatever the hell it is, is infused with pure delight, especially when mixed with heavy amounts of alcohol.

[–]waker7281[S] 2 points3 points ago

I was totally on a drunk munchie run ha ha so I agree.

[–]teamatreides 2 points3 points ago

LMAO

This happened one night when I worked there during high school. The amount of people who walked away was equivalent to the percentage that beef takes up the menu, and then some.

[–]jackm3hoff 1 point2 points ago

'Where's the Beef?'

[–]Kratos_Aurion 1 point2 points ago

This happened to my friends and I one time. We were incredibly disappointed. To be fair though, we were trying to buy 3 Taco 12 Packs at 1 AM...

[–]waker7281[S] 1 point2 points ago

Just because you said that, now im craving taco packs.

[–]Kratos_Aurion 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a great time for a taco run!

[–]museumsarewonderful 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel. I've been to a KFC that ran out of chicken. Nothing's really made sense since.

[–]Gargoame 1 point2 points ago

Still better than fucken Bruges.

[–]singularlydatarific 1 point2 points ago

Taco Bell ran out of beef in 1987

[–]taveren 1 point2 points ago

A friend of mine used to work at the Bell. He once showed me a box labelled "Taco Filling". I could only eat there twice a week after that.

[–]Lohlein[!] 1 point2 points ago

[–]mellamoesmud 1 point2 points ago

"Beef" wink wink - nudge nudge

[–]xenomorph13 0 points1 point ago

I have once been to a KFC that told me they were out of chicken, and also a pizza hut that due to an oven malfunction was unable to supply pizza...

[–]xlivingdeadgirl 0 points1 point ago

boyfriend had the same problem with a local pizza place. ran out of dough...

[–]blarnbatt 0 points1 point ago

those were lies.

[–]jazzwhiz 0 points1 point ago

Same thing when they said they ran out of cheese

[–]Draggedaround 0 points1 point ago

I feel you bro. I've been to KFC after a long hard day of work, I go through the drive up, mouth watering and shout excitedly "12 piece bucket and a mountain dew please," to which the most horrifying prepubescent response i've ever heard this side of the ol' miss' "i'm sorry sir, we've actual ran out of chicken." It took days to recover.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

my local pizza place ran out of cheese a couple of months ago, (at work we have friday take away day), when we asked if it had been a busy morning they said no they just forgot to order cheese.....

[–]lovestory823 0 points1 point ago

...arbys ran out of roast beef once. How does that happen?

[–]NibrocNZ 0 points1 point ago

[–]mildredfeirce 0 points1 point ago

knock knock knock Bless my eyes! Fresh supply!

[–]skepticblonde 0 points1 point ago

I was told by a friend that worked there that the meat at Taco Bell is delivered as powder that needs to be mixed with water and flavoring then stirred to become meat. So if that's true, beef definitely needs some quotation marks.

[–]kendeath 0 points1 point ago

Absolutely not true.

[–]skepticblonde 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever worked there? I'm a little curious as to what the fuck he was talking about.. Maybe I misunderstood. He didn't seem to be trolling.

[–]kendeath 1 point2 points ago

The beef comes in 5 pound vacuum sealed bags that get dropped in 200 degree water and is then heated to an above safety standard 165 degrees.

[–]OneRomaines 0 points1 point ago

"Beef"

[–]thedoctorg20 0 points1 point ago

Little fuckin cunts....

[–]Komshiya 0 points1 point ago

That's like Jack in the Box telling me "Oh sorry, we're out of buttermilk."

[–]Brimace 0 points1 point ago

Beef product

[–]Maddlib 0 points1 point ago

Why is it Taco Bell that runs out of stuff and no other fast food place? One time I went to Taco Bell and they were out of large soft tortillas. The type they use for basically all of their burritos. It was ~1am on a Friday and I live in a college town, but still?

[–]DontTouchMeUglyBob 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know why they stopped carrying the Baja sauce they would use on Chalupas? I loved that stuff...

[–]Pixel_Muffin 0 points1 point ago

Simple solution, have a few workers go back and shit in a bowl. Insta-beef, Taco Bell style!

[–]threwahway 0 points1 point ago

And then you went to the store to get ingredients for a delicious, flavorful meal with nutrients. Oh? You just walked to the McDonalds across the way? Right...

[–]TheStoof 0 points1 point ago

That made me snort.

[–]elizaj 0 points1 point ago

Not really beef anyway... :p

[–]kahlil3500 0 points1 point ago

i liked this..not because of your title..but because the original one was so much better hahaha

[–]faymao 0 points1 point ago

....but still served you a taco today?

[–]roeky 0 points1 point ago

who eats the "meat" from there when they have chicken

[–]porchmonkey4lyfe 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one laughing at the original title?

[–]padawanmon 0 points1 point ago

They ran out of the ground beef the other day I went in and I got my order with steak for no additional charge. :3 Made my day.

[–]LexingtonLad 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, they never really had beef.

[–]Romulus_12 -2 points-1 points ago

why were you at taco bell?

[–]OneRomaines 1 point2 points ago

Quick meal, I'd imagine.

[–]peniscurve -3 points-2 points ago

Ugh, screw Taco Bell, I just spent the last 24 hours throwing up and shitting my brains out after having that nacho burrito and Doritos taco.