I googled how to quit reddit

RuneOclave · 2 months

Would be better if it had a roll ball inside as well so that whenever you moved the mouse the roll ball would move the tarantula. That will get you to stop really fast.

tegan456 · 2 months

these are real and you can buy them http://www.scientificsonline.com/spider-real-bug-computer-mouse.html

responds_in_verse · 2 months

Hundreds of people just shouted out "NOPE!"
But don't worry, folks, you can learn how to cope.
Here's a fun fact that should keep you awake:
all mice have spiders, but most are opaque.

Zondraxor · 2 months

Am I the only one here who isn't an arachnophobe?

torturemeelmo8 · 2 months

So theres "nsfw", i also think there should be NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS!!

Flupsel · 2 months

Thanks, I now feel uncomfortable touching my mouse.

darkkittykatt · 2 months

it is only a shed skin, this is a good idea, next time my tarantula sheds, i may do this :)

Z3F · 2 months

This would only work if the mouse was fireproof, too.

cookiemunster5 · 2 months

Quit only reddit? More like quit my whole computer.

Kahnza · 2 months

Spider mouse! Spider mouse! Doing whatever a spider mouse does!

Snorlax12345 · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/Embeq.jpg NOPE

tesla3327 · 2 months

But what if I'm on an iPad?

smittyjones · 2 months

It will also get my wife to quit pinterest! Now we can both get something done!

Borderline769 · 2 months

I'm not sure if they would cure my reddit addiction, or cure my spider phobia.

Fordged · 2 months

Not sure if it's just me... but, that seems very unique and interesting. Why be afraid of something that is enclosed in a 'box-like' space?

I think it's a very cool idea. Scaring your friends 'n shit.

thatguy80bye · 2 months

Repost= no originality and dumb

kthing · 2 months

anyone else instantly look down at their own mouse?

Capn_Cook · 2 months

NSFL

TrimeresurusRex · 2 months

My boss has one of these, with a scorpion in it, that he sometimes leaves plugged in overnight. For extra horror, when you plug it in the insect inside is cast with an eerie blue light, and when I go in to switch the lights on in the morning it's all you can see, just...hovering in the darkness.

Demonkid549 · 2 months

You should gift that to a friend and wait for them to use it. Then wait about a month and replace it with the same mouse without the tarantula.

RavenoMail · 2 months

And thus the RES keyboard navigation was born.

Haust · 2 months

I'm sure everyone here just looked down at their mouse to make sure a spider wasn't there...

C_T_C_C · 2 months

What about mobile phone browsing??

snokyguy · 2 months

there should be a NSFW tag on all spider pics as they make me jump up at my desk and everyone looks at me funny.

ToasterAtheism · 2 months

I don't see how it's scary. It's obviously shed spider skin, and even if it was live, it wouldn't be able to bite you.

Has pseudo-arachnophobia become a thing on reddit? It just keeps getting shittier and shitter, doesn't it?

Imagine_This · 2 months

Add fuzziness for extra effect.

RubberSpandex · 2 months

Just. No.

Karmabat · 2 months

YUP....that will do it

Firate · 2 months

This doesn't bother me since it's dead. If it were alive, I'd probably have a heart attack.

bleedscarlet · 2 months

More like how to quit life.

starfighterpilot · 2 months

Fortunately, with Reddit Enhancement Suite, the entire site can be navigated easily with only a keyboard.

OhFrabjousMe · 2 months

Still wouldn't work.

TheDeadShot · 2 months

Even google, or any search engines have spiders too.

anonymousHacker · 2 months

http://karmadecay.com/r/WTF/comments/t0xnw/nope_how_to_quit_reddit/

EnemyCombatant92 · 2 months

Hey here is another way to quit Reddit!

drawingdead0 · 2 months

Spiders.

Not even once.

[deleted] · 2 months

Not funny.

KB-Hero · 2 months

You Can Never Quit! You Shall Forever Be Amongst Us.

IAmTheBean · 2 months

Yeah! I hate it when my mouse has wires that get in the way!

johntole · 2 months

One day I will invent something that would allow me to upvote this infinitely.

TeethofBusey · 2 months

Oh, so this is the new thing we're doing now? "I googled how to quit reddit". "No, I googled how to quit reddit." "Nooooo, I googled how to quit reddit."

I mean, I get it and all. But when you take a step back and think about it, even if this was a result to that search, why the fuck should anybody care? Why do I bother? I quit.

Olukon · 2 months

This was just posted a day ago.

EJR94 · 2 months

Sooo, who else refuses to click any links in this thread incase another Spider pic comes up???

jimmy21333 · 2 months

So here's a couple hundred karma to stay on!

chrom_ed · 2 months

It would be more correct to say "this is how to overcome your fear of spiders".

Grymrir · 2 months

My hand just twitched away from my mouse.

DrImpossibl3 · 2 months

All of my hate >:(

dust_free · 2 months

Hey, I have that mouse!... in a flippin box in my closet. Thing was horrifying.

Also, it was a really crappy mouse. Clicked really loudly.

notnoreally · 2 months

No you didn't

TheUltimatum13 · 2 months

I had to hit backspace to get off that page. I couldn't bare to touch me mouse while looking at it.

naerok · 2 months

where can you buy this?

soupatroopa · 2 months

I actually find that hella cool, like the cane from Jurassic Park. The only thing I think is gross is that shitty baby blue hospital gown color. Who the hell would want a mouse with a tarantula and that shitty color.

invalidusernamelol · 2 months

wow thats actually the third result

JessieLand · 2 months

I literally can't touch my mouse anymore.... gg OP.

iamjasonstatham · 2 months

"Looks like i'm using the trackpad"

[deleted] · 2 months

More like "how to overcome fear of spiders".

kymry · 2 months

I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

dez0 · 2 months

Correction: how to stay away from your computer

Moosebomber · 2 months

I'm gonna smack the next son of a bitch that posts something with this kind of shit as a title.

Tustavus · 2 months

THATS NOT FUNNY DAMMIT

[deleted] · 2 months

I would just slap that thing all damn day.

figga · 2 months

nope, nope, nope....NOPE

scdozer435 · 2 months

That won't get me off reddit; that'll just cure my arachnophobia.

happyapplecomics · 2 months

One does not simply quit Reddit.

lion_queen · 2 months

i have arachnophobia... thanks.

Shadow677 · 2 months

that certainly is a way...

BantyRooster · 2 months

Yeah... that'd definitely do it for me.

PlanitDuck · 2 months

I wonder how playing starcraft with that mouse would be like...

[deleted] · 2 months

... would unplug, fling bola like into giant bon fire, put out bon fire with sulfuric acid. Drop tank into fire pit. Crash earth into Jupiter. Hope that ammonia resistant spiders do not evolve, write apology note to everyone else about my rash decision making skills.

Grizzant · 2 months

I have that but with a rubber ducky, not a spider

gusatron51 · 2 months

Jokes on you, laptop...

ogonga · 2 months

My hand jumped off of my mouse as soon as I opened the image.

mkultra_svt · 2 months

I have a laptop, so I don't use a mouse... how do I quit reddit?

GoodGuyHitler · 2 months

NO! No no no no no. Get the fuck out of r/funny, this is the very reason why I unsubscribed from r/WTF.

30mileswest · 2 months

Fuck you for not giving any warning.

Always_One_Upped · 2 months

Unplugging your mouse from the computer seems pretty drastic.

mrpud · 2 months

found the best way to quit reddit

...better show reddit

disappearingboy · 2 months

DURR HURR I HATE SPIDERS NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

joshvillan · 2 months

I would tread lightly there watching you

brosenfeld · 2 months

I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!1

peppo971 · 2 months

that's why I use my trackpad

k911238 · 2 months

Does this come in scorpion flavour?

Chunsaaegi · 2 months

NOPE!

AnEpicMouse · 2 months

Why would you want to quit? You haven't even had your first cakeday!

timmeh87 · 2 months

I wish everyone was issued one of these, maybe the spider hating pussies would stop making posts for a day. Then we could tackle the cat problem.

BreanaKathleen · 2 months

that'll do it alright.

Mogknight23 · 2 months

Unless the tarantula is in ice and will slowly escape the more you use the mouse, wouldn't work. Ice has to be self cooling/freezing and only stop when it's being touched or used. So use it too long and the tarantula will escape, but if you don't us it for a few hours the ice will regenerate.

TurboNerd · 2 months

NOPE. Not clicking that.

Seminoles753 · 2 months

Is it just me or would that scare the shit out of a younger sibling...

drfeelgood246 · 2 months

And yet here you are...

imsohumble · 2 months

No you didn't.

saphlove · 2 months

But... I use reddit on my iPod

Ladylett · 2 months

I turned on my shity touch pad because of this....

shikarisevenfold · 2 months

Though to be fair it is sealed inside the mouse. I hate spiders but if I had to use this mouse I'd probably be okay. I mean, it'd suffocate eventually and it's in the part of the mouse that your hand covers so you wouldn't see it whilst using it.

stortz · 2 months

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE AMIRITE

aareyes12 · 2 months

NOPE

Mr_Quagmire · 2 months

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3plwka/

txn9 · 2 months

i posted the same post a few months and got nothing......okay.....

nighterfighter · 2 months

AUGHHGHGHHG

musickfreak · 2 months

I'd quit the internet.

PuddinCup310 · 2 months

fuck you. fuck you up the ass with that mouse.

peas_in_a_can_pie · 2 months

me too

no really. this came up too

WingHallow · 2 months

I NOPE'd the shit out of that.

VincentVanBro1986 · 2 months

nope nope nope nope

Taco_Kick · 2 months

WANT

SabreDeC · 2 months

NOPE

Goobady · 2 months

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

GreaterGatsby84 · 2 months

I QUIT LIFE! <Jumps out window>

funny

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