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[–]toe_phoo 5 points6 points ago

I know its a repost, but the $199,000 $700 "WHAT?" makes me lol

[–]bowhunter_fta 2 points3 points ago

Just reading that ad made my nipples quiver and get hard in anticipation of all the tail I was gonna land with my hot 1995 Grand Am.

Then my wife walked in and reminded me that I was in my 40's bald and could stand to lose 20 pounds.

She just killed my dreams for an exciting mid life crisis.

I don't condone wife beating....but I understand it!

[–]scigs6 1 point2 points ago

I keep throwing money at the screen and nothing is happening

[–]string97bean 1 point2 points ago

I'm sold...

[–]atouchofclass 1 point2 points ago

I love the price $199,000 being crossed out and then him asking for only $700. That's brilliant.

[–]christopherhendrix 1 point2 points ago

JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST. Now that's a savior I can get behind.

[–]seattlechunny 1 point2 points ago

This is from the Oatmeal, right?

[–]townsleyc 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]IAMAThom 0 points1 point ago

Too bad they are one of the shittiest cars on the planet. I had one and in the 2 years I had it all it did was break down and leave me stranded.

[–]SDION 0 points1 point ago

Whoever made this should work for a marketing firm.

I mean shit, if billboards started having ads like that, I would be broke and my house would pile up with useless crap.

[–]kickstartacraze 0 points1 point ago

The best part is "reasons to buy this car."

[–]EnigmaticBanana 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this before. Still makes me laugh

[–]TheGPT407 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST! This has been reposted so many times. And Grand Ams suck so bad. They're teenager, redneck, or fat woman cars.

[–]RedditReid 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed so hard, even if it is a repost. It's not a repost to everybody...

[–]Arctic741 0 points1 point ago

JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST I laughed way harder at that than I should have.

[–]TheWeatherUpThere 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Tejnin 0 points1 point ago

If only I could make my college textbooks look that cool haha

[–]savro 0 points1 point ago

I like how they buried the part about the blown head gasket deep in the wall of text. That's a pretty costly repair that easily adds several hundred dollars to the price of the car.

[–]facecube 1 point2 points ago

Then again, they're only asking $700, and depending on how bad it is, the car might still be drivable.

[–]dietflannel -4 points-3 points ago

Question: how the fuck does someone downvote this, let alone 42 (at this point in time)?

I will be downvoted, I'm sure, but this is wayyyy too solid to downvote. Fuck downvotes.

Grand Am!

[–]TheWeatherUpThere 5 points6 points ago

it's a repost is why.

[–]dietflannel -4 points-3 points ago

Fine, have a legitimate argument. It's still fantastic.

[–]erikx213 3 points4 points ago

Its still a repost

[–]dietflannel -1 points0 points ago

That's how you sell a fucking Grand Am. The only thing missing is a Kenny Powers endorsement.