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[–]Divided_We_Stand 86 points87 points ago

Some editor is probably still giggling to himself at his desk after making a title like that

[–]GhostSongX4 22 points23 points ago

Shit I would be :)

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[–]nottheluckiestoker 2 points3 points ago

Or maybe he is crying because so many people have raped it for karma.

[–]dieselnut 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to be chuckling all day

[–]geekfanboy 24 points25 points ago

Oh my...

Making me think of Takei was intentional right?

[–]ohmykai 13 points14 points ago

I automatically read this in Takei's voice. How interesting.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

oh hellllooo....

[–]Takei_for_you 3 points4 points ago

That is my job.

[–]SimilarImage 86 points87 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month I_SHIT_KARMA Uranus: not even once here 150 1572
6 months wateravenuecoffee Amazing Planetary Discovery here 92 937

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[–]nottheluckiestoker 4 points5 points ago

If you go on r/funny and dislike reposts You're going to have a bad time

[–]0011110000110011 -1 points0 points ago

I know, I have this image in my saved links already.

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[–]2muchCoding 1 point2 points ago

I just use it to see what other comments were made on this photo. Sometimes it can be useful.

[–]0011110000110011 1 point2 points ago

I love this bot!

[–]AceValentine 10 points11 points ago

*sobs...but how did they know...

[–]yammys 9 points10 points ago

Cameras everywhere.

[–]LetMeTellTheTruth 2 points3 points ago

Probes everywhere.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 14 points15 points ago

Everybody knows.

[–]122165 0 points1 point ago

What show is that?

[–]sebzim4500 0 points1 point ago

I did too.

[–]tpunk 2 points3 points ago

I read the 'oh my' in the voice of George Takei so that made seeing the headline even better.

[–]frombehindplanets 1 point2 points ago

relevant username?

[–]awesomeface06 1 point2 points ago

thats what she said

[–]DirtyKlam22 3 points4 points ago

if you like it, put a ring on it

[–]fiveinchpixie 3 points4 points ago

[–]jawa9000 3 points4 points ago

[–]syphon3980 5 points6 points ago

oh god. the reposts.

[–]baphomet616 1 point2 points ago

Gotta love asstronomy

[–]Cobalts 1 point2 points ago

I would suggest some lube, aisle 7

[–]tehbertl 0 points1 point ago

TIL redditingoverload is actually George Takei's reddit username.

[–]random314 2 points3 points ago

The show "The Universe" actually pronounced it as "URA-nus"... don't know if it's actually pronounced that way or they're doing it intentionally for this purpose.

[–]Surfacetovolume 2 points3 points ago

They tried to change it, but it isn't really catching on, intentionally for this purpose.

[–]beatyour1337 3 points4 points ago

This has been on reddit before

[–]Nizzler -2 points-1 points ago

are you accusing a redditor of reposting?

[–]hasavagina 4 points5 points ago

[–]egus 1 point2 points ago

so this is probably the most frequently posted thing on reddit, right?

[–]waffle569 0 points1 point ago

This or the pictures of squirtles with the 'TMNT' get-up on.

[–]AyChihuahua 2 points3 points ago

Thank you. I almost forgot that it was my turn to repost that image.

[–]Lt_Caine 0 points1 point ago

I guess Uranus...

*shades*

is as big as the planet.

YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[–]cheesefalcon 0 points1 point ago

No it's not a symptom. It only happens when you see what porn you were watching when you are done.

[–]ElVichoPerro 0 points1 point ago

did anybody else read that on Mr. Sulu's voice? specially the "Oh my"

[–]NginEar 0 points1 point ago

We pass this sign every year when we go to the beach. Been there for years. Couldn't believe my eyes the first time I saw it haha.

[–]Midas510 0 points1 point ago

That explains all the bleeding! Thanks science.

[–]LaPoderosa 0 points1 point ago

Repost Repost Repost Motherfucking Repost.

[–]_ShyGuy_ 0 points1 point ago

Too bad I not pronounce Uranus as "Your Anus". I always miss the joke :(

[–]avon22889 0 points1 point ago

The venus and sun song thing i believe was funnier but very clever

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i have not seen this yet...could you please link?

[–]wasidrunkorakid 0 points1 point ago

This is what I don't understand, it is pronounced YUR uh nuhs, not your-ANUS. There is no joke to be had about pounding anus or your anus is passing over or anything, your pronounciation is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]cheesyvee 2 points3 points ago

You say that it's pronounced that way, and you're correct. The thing is, its also pronounced the other way. Maybe incorrectly, but people still pronounce it that way.

Tomato tomato. Nevada Nevada.

[–]micahshell -1 points0 points ago

It takes light from the sun aprox. 2 hours and 40 minutes to reach Uranus.

[–]Trollicorn -1 points0 points ago

I read the title in George Takei's voice.

[–]emmas_reddit -1 points0 points ago

hahaha....Your anus..

[–]DeUlti -1 points0 points ago

Planetary Foreplay? Related

[–]Renelius 1 point2 points ago

TIL Uranus has large clouds of methane.

[–]immarried -1 points0 points ago

I read that title in the voice of George Takei.

[–]KingPorky -1 points0 points ago

HURR HURR HURR SO FUNNEH XDDD LE LE SO LE FUNNEH Xd

Please shut the fuck up god dammit

[–]kenetha65 -2 points-1 points ago

Damn government scientists installed cameras in my bedroom again. Sigh.

[–]HoBo-2POINT0 -2 points-1 points ago

I really think they should get dirty minded people to do the proofreading on articles to prevent this from happening...

Or should they? 'Cuz this shit is pretty damn funny!

[–]scrotz -3 points-2 points ago

Not in my house.

[–]Bf3player777 -3 points-2 points ago

His face reminds me of the mask shop guy from Majoras Mask

[–]aqualink -3 points-2 points ago

Planets > Space > Uranus

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

And here I was thinking that your mom's anus took a pounding more than frequently thought.

[–]Gaviero -3 points-2 points ago

Just don't tell Venus.

[–]LazySamurai -3 points-2 points ago

PHRASING!!!

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[–]Raumcole -3 points-2 points ago

Just as suspected.

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