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[–]subser 22 points23 points ago

[–]kekkomatic 12 points13 points ago

[–]Piranhamonkey 1 point2 points ago

i just laughed out loud in the office (on lunch) now everyone thinks im crazy

[–]Jjunior130 2 points3 points ago

holy shit

[–]SixxSixxSixxthDemon -2 points-1 points ago

I was hoping someone would post that so I wouldn't have to.

[–]greycog 57 points58 points ago

It's mine too! Shit!

[–]verbtheadjectivenoun 44 points45 points ago

Mine, three! Triple shit!

[–]utsavman 18 points19 points ago

Are we all seriously this late ?

[–]charlie145 17 points18 points ago

Afraid so

[–]verbtheadjectivenoun 22 points23 points ago

I've been gone all day so I have no idea if this is the start or the end. Either way, upvotes for everyone.

[–]ZombieMozart 18 points19 points ago

Woo.

[–]duchovny -5 points-4 points ago

Downvoted you all.

[–]supergcha 1 point2 points ago

[–]irawwwr 2 points3 points ago

It's like a belated shit party

[–]Cptn_Sisko 3 points4 points ago

Only once in my life has that happened.

It was a bad night.

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 5 points6 points ago

Speak for yourself

[–]the_red_wolf 1 point2 points ago

So do you just rub yourself with it or......?

[–]TheHotpants 1 point2 points ago

He just eats it. That's all.

[–]PortlyChortle 1 point2 points ago

I feel like this guy with the upvotes for you procrastinators:

http://i.imgur.com/7UNff.gif

[–]Scripes 0 points1 point ago

Mine too. Shit!

[–]LateRegistration 34 points35 points ago

No one cares

[–]deleted_by_user 2 points3 points ago

You cared enough to post! Aww!

[–]Narwhalrus 11 points12 points ago

Please quit it with this cakeday shit. It is not funny.

From the sidebar:

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  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday

[–]connocauseimcool 13 points14 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]stwime[S] 18 points19 points ago

Thanks :)

[–]dufrene 2 points3 points ago

[–]MathJammer 2 points3 points ago

You're welcome!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

its over now???

[–]DownvoteALot -1 points0 points ago

No, he registered on June 6 at 15:52 UTC. He's got a lot of time left.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

so 11 didnt matter at all...?

[–]Captain_Generous 0 points1 point ago

Just wanting that karma.

[–]remix1014 -1 points0 points ago

I...I...I feel so used...

[–]jumpin_judo -2 points-1 points ago

Oh boy asking someone named down votes a lot is a promising person to ask a question.

What's a cake day? Is it a year after you've made a reddit account? Is this the wrong place to ask? If so will I have to expect down votes and sadness?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Oh that was sly, that was sly..

[–]ur-nammu 4 points5 points ago

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

He looks like the muppet that meeps..I can't recall his name right now. But the one that's like "meep meep"

[–]DarthTenacitus 1 point2 points ago

Beaker! :D

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

That's it lol :)

[–]hiii 1 point2 points ago

obviously you've been planning that for months

[–]roninzzz 1 point2 points ago

this shit needs to stop

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

No.

Downvoted this shit like it should be.

Also reported.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

whogivesafuck.jpg

[–]DirtyKlam22 2 points3 points ago

I can't ever get enough Cozmo

[–]Ruckus44 1 point2 points ago

Realizing I missed my first cake-day entirely idontgiveashit.gif

[–]younad12 1 point2 points ago

(: ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı ǝɹǝɥ ʎɐp ǝʞɐɔ ɹnoʎ ןןıʇs sʇı buıʍouʞ uı ʇɹoɟɯoɔ puıɟ noʎ ǝdoɥ ı ןןǝʍ

[–]Renfield_333 0 points1 point ago

It looks like the invisible man strikes again...

[–]iamPotsy 0 points1 point ago

I checked his post history guys to make sure he wasn't lying. He checks out...

[–]PEANUT_BUTTER_MD 0 points1 point ago

well if you move to where i am you have about 22 hours of cake day left

[–]sharonoestman03 0 points1 point ago

Actually.. if you move to where i am you have about 22 hours of cake day left

[–]AggieHawk29 0 points1 point ago

Can't go wrong with a Kramer .gif! Happy cake day!

[–]kegar 0 points1 point ago

Kramer. My man.

[–]bryandtucker 0 points1 point ago

You didn't login to reddit until 11?! My god boy, have you gone mad?

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

This GIF would be better if it went in forward, then reverse, and thus looped.

[–]PrinceofSpades 0 points1 point ago

Seeing yourself as a redditor for 11 months.... EVERY DAY IS THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL THING EVER

[–]CoreyFerland 0 points1 point ago

You sir are hadiculous

[–]Xtruder 0 points1 point ago

OP LIES!

[–]yokiedinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Admit it. You had this gif and title picked out 3 months ago.

[–]wahwahwaaaaah 0 points1 point ago

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 0 points1 point ago

I missed my cakeday, spent it in rehab.

Fuckin' wonderful.

[–]MathewMurdock 0 points1 point ago

Does everyone just ignore rule number 2 or something? Please no "Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday."

[–]firething25 -1 points0 points ago

You sir, have received an upvote from me, despite your lack of awareness. Happy cake day

[–]Iherduliekmudkipz -1 points0 points ago

I missed mine :(

[–]octopi -1 points0 points ago

West coast pity upvote!

[–]GlassMuffins -1 points0 points ago

Logged in to up vote. Made me laugh. Much thanks.

[–]downvoteme4sex -1 points0 points ago

[–]WilliamAgain -1 points0 points ago

Birthday. BIRTHDAY. Not cakeday.

[–]akuma_619 -1 points0 points ago

Really why do you guys even give a crap about cakedays?

[–]JayKay908 -1 points0 points ago

In my head, you damn "Cakeday" people are the same people who celebrate "Half Birthdays" and shit. Get a grip. Please.

[–]gsabram -2 points-1 points ago

FUCK my cakeday was 2 days ago

[–]Luvzmykunt -1 points0 points ago

Absolutely perfect gif!

[–]CrimsonMango -1 points0 points ago

Be honest. You knew it was your cake day and you had this planned all day.

[–]stwime[S] -1 points0 points ago

Not really :) Depending on your timezone, it might not have been 11 pm though.

[–]Spaceb0yx 2 points3 points ago

[–]rugdoctor 1 point2 points ago

your cake day begins when you log in for the first time after your actual anniversary date. it lasts for 24 hours after that. it doesn't actually have anything to do with the clock time. :)

themoreyouknow.jpg

[–]taylorguitar13 0 points1 point ago

Really? Now I don't have to worry about missing mine!

[–]this_time_i_mean_it -1 points0 points ago

That's when you run around the house in a panic, looking for a cat to photograph.

[–]TheCosby -1 points0 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, I totally missed mine. Maybe that's a good thing in regards to the existence of my social life (or lack thereof).

[–]blendermf -1 points0 points ago

You just made me realize I missed mine by like a day (or two).

[–]Yaverland -1 points0 points ago

I missed mine this year :(

[–]ShannonMS81 -1 points0 points ago

I think I missed mine

[–]HookW 0 points1 point ago

You can hover over the "redditor for...years" to find out the exact day.

[–]aheadwarp9 -1 points0 points ago

Better than I did... I realized it was my cake day 2 days later!

[–]ThurmanMunsonsGhost -1 points0 points ago

And you want to be my cakeday salesman...

[–]TheHotpants -1 points0 points ago

Happy Birthday everyone!

[–]horotho -1 points0 points ago

Mine is tomorrow, ha!

[–]BeethovenFanatic -1 points0 points ago

Thats why my best friend showed me Reddit on March 31, knowing that I'd start my account on April Fools day. I'll never forget my cake day, mother fuckers.

[–]cjkeats -1 points0 points ago

I missed mine :( I think it was 2 days ago.

[–]Satans_pro_tips -2 points-1 points ago

According to my clock and when you submitted this, I missed your cake day by a minute....oooh well. Guess I'll keep the card and $20.

[–]JIZZING_ON_REDDIT -2 points-1 points ago

Quick! Rake in the karma before it's all over!

Happy cakeday!

[–]sailingonward -2 points-1 points ago

niggers

[–]mgill355 -4 points-3 points ago

Give this man upvotes, quickly!

[–]mgill355 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, you're downvoting me? It's this man's cake-day for crying out loud, and he didn't even realize it until late at night!

[–]jwatkins29 -2 points-1 points ago

I missed my first cake day because I did not really understand the concept of cake day yet. I set up my account and sparingly used Reddit up until a few months ago. I now have October 5th marked on my calender and ready to go!