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"Abraham, please kill your son." (imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by gorgyte
[–]Dentarthurdent42 31 points32 points33 points 4 months ago
Link to website: http://www.happletea.com/2012/05/25/context/
[–]watwait1000 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Always a good idea to follow with a link to the actual site, so they can get ad revenue. Not always a good idea to mirror, but last time we didn't that for this site, it crashed.
[–]kent_eh 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It would if he had any ads today, other than "your ad here".
Bad luck.
[–]ColdWeatherKarl 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
That is why I always click on both.
[–]Saeveo 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Happletea is boss. See also: http://www.happletea.com/2009/07/01/same-as-it-ever-was/
[–]levirax[] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
a little late, but i love you. I am now reading these and laughing so damn much...This writer is damn good.
[–]Mosethyoth 34 points35 points36 points 4 months ago
I laughed. I can really imagine this to be a reason for demands of god as how narcissistic and envious he is pictured in the bible.
[–]redpariah -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
What does this have to do with atheism? It is just anti-god. That is why everyone else on Reddit calls this subreddit a circlejerk. This is not relevant to the supposed topic of this subreddit.
[–]ethanjhayward 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
r/atheism is really r/christiansareidiots.
[–]ScubaPlays -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
Actually the reasoning was that the Devil bet God that the only reason Abraham prays to him is because he has a good life and without a good life he would curse God.
Just as narcissistic and somewhat similar to the Greek gods and how they played their games with humans.
[–]Omahunek 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Isn't that Job, not Abraham?
[–]ReticulateLemur 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Yeah, but in either story god is still an asshole.
[–]BangsNaughtyBits 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
I wonder what Jephthah's daughter said, then.
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[–]Dentarthurdent42 23 points24 points25 points 4 months ago
"YOLO"
[–]Duthos 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
The christian god is not that merciful.
YOLO would be a saint.
[–]eromitlab 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
And Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.
And god said, oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check check, check... Jerry, pull the high-end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.
[–]Annoying_Buddhist 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/MSeZn.gif
[–]Blodbaronen 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
One would think god would be able to do it himself...
[–]DasPotatomans 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
"Then I shall crush you with my 'Fat Ass'!"
[–]Deimos56 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
And that's how the oceans were made, ladies and gentlemen.
[–]i_swear_im_smart 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
And not scorning the three delightful children who result— who are everything to me and who are my only chance of even a glimpse of a second life, let alone an immortal one, and I’ll tell you something: if I was told to sacrifice them to prove my devotion to God, if I was told to do what all monotheists are told to do and admire the man who said, “Yes, I’ll gut my kid to show my love of God,” I’d say, “No. Fuck you." ~ Christopher Hitchens
[–]theserene 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
funniest shit i've seen all day
The last panel shoulda just been "Abraham..."
[–]mastercheese300 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Rererepost
[–]reddit_user13 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
...out on Highway 61.
[–]Biblebeltbellyache 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have a question. When I go to post something, it alerts me to the many posts that already exists with the same link. Do people just say, "awe fuck it", or does it only alert me?
[–]s4f3gu4rd 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
For those that may not know the scripture reference, it is Genesis 22:1-12. This is one of those key parts of scripture that atheists and, frankly, quite a few Christians always get wrong. The entire passage is a foreshadowing of God offering his only Son to die for the sins of humankind. (Genesis 22:2, John 3:16)
On top of that, Abraham knew that he would not ultimately have to kill Isaac, or if he did that God would raise him from the dead. In Genesis 13:16 God promised Abraham, "I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted." As Isaac was his only son, there would be no way for this to come to be had Isaac died that day (or if he had, was not raised from the dead.) Ref Hebrews 11:17-29, "By faith Abraham, when God tested him, offered Isaac as a sacrifice. He who had embraced the promises was about to sacrifice his one and only son, even though God had said to him, “It is through Isaac that your offspring will be reckoned.” Abraham reasoned that God could even raise the dead, and so in a manner of speaking he did receive Isaac back from death."
[–]GringoAngMoFarangBo 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
"I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted."
I read that as "you will get more replacements for Isaac," why does it have to mean Isaac will not be killed? It says nothing about him rising from the dead.
[–]s4f3gu4rd -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
Yes, but you also have to take into account Gen 21:12 (which I failed to reference earlier). Basically what happened is that Sarah told Abraham that Hagaar and Ishmael had to leave. Ismael was Abraham's son, so it upset him quite a bit. He asked God about it and God's response was: "v 12 But God said to Abraham, “Do not be upset about the boy or your slave wife. Do all that Sarah is telling you because through Isaac your descendants will be counted.”
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
What confuses me about this whole situation is that in Leviticus 18:21 it says, "You shall not give any of your children to offer them to Molech, and so profane the name of your God: I am the LORD." From what I've got, Molech is a different god of the times. So they shouldn't sacrifice children to Molech, but if it's for God it is okay? I'm asking this out of pure curiousity, not as a 'I can quote the Bible too' game.
[–]ninjashorty 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Ex Christian here. Abraham did NOT know fully that God was going to give him back his son. That passage you gave is taken completely out of context. He was letting Abraham know that his sacrifice was counted, as in, if you make this sacrifice, you will be rewarded. I'm sure Abraham went to the rock in hopes that God was going to change his mind, but God didn't make him go to the rock knowing he was going to save his son.
[–]s4f3gu4rd -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 months ago
I do not believe that any of the scripture I gave was taken out of context. Would you care to elaborate a bit more to show that it was. If you're referring to the Genesis 13:16 in which God makes the promise to Abraham, keep in mind that this promise was given long before Isaac was born. He reaffirms that promise in Genesis 22:15-19, but that isn't when the initial promise was made.
From the Genesis passages alone, it is difficult, if not impossible, to understand what Abraham must have been thinking. But, the passages in Hebrew make it pretty clear. Heb 11:19 "Abraham reasoned that God could even raise the dead, and so in a manner of speaking he did receive Isaac back from death."
[–]ComputerJerk 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Describing this as literary foreshadowing somewhat undermines the idea that this is supposed to be non-fiction.
[–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Except that this non-fiction involves prophecies. All prophecies do is foreshadow future events.
[–]highlogic 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
If you only do a cursory reading, it is easy to miss the foreshadowing elements. In Gen 22:13 the "substitutionary" sacrifice is a ram that is found caught in a thicket by its horns. This is another example foretelling of the ram-lamb, Christ, being sacrificed with a crown of thorns...
[–]WeeBabySeamus 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Is there an Islamic version of this?
[–]s4f3gu4rd 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binding_of_Isaac#Muslim_views
[–]Odinulf 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I can't believe that people are downvoting you just because you're the other side of the argument. There's no need to downvote because you disagree with the other person's statement - one should only downvote if a comment adds nothing to the conversation. Come on, we can do better than this reddit. :I
Nice Biblical insight there, but what does that have to do with the joke? Jokes don't have to be accurate, they just have to be humorous.
[–]M002 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
must be.
[–]Annoying_Buddhist 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
I think most Christians would actually enjoy this. (and maybe (just maybe) cause just a little doubt) I just sent it to a couple close Christian friends. I really think they'll laugh. edit: whoops, novelty account was logged in.. oh well
[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Kinda reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHGEELdSHHc
[–]pocketcrazy 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago*
ceci n'est pas une pipe I approve of this message.
[–]chknh8r 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
the prequel to this story is that abraham was told by god many years before he even had his son that his son would grow up a powerful figure. everyone reading that story and the stories before that would know that the bindings of isaac was clearly a test to see if abraham remembered and had faith in what he was told many years prior to this stories events.
[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
In the interest of clearing clutter of posts and malcontents in the comments, someone should make something like /r/pokingfunatreligion for things like this. I can't dedicate the time to cultivate it.
[–]QWOPtain 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Poor guy. No way to come back from a "your ass is fat"...
[–]TheBaz11 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I am a Presbyterian and this is hilarious.
[–]JonWood007 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I loled.
[–]jabberwockysuperfly 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
This is relevant. "Abraham! I've got another idea!"
[–]LazySkeptic 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The ass was fat.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
As a mormon(not 100%, just what I grew up with) this is fucking funny.
[–]Blackmatrix 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Even though this has been reposted a billion times I find myself laughing every time
[–]Hamburgsteak 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
ooooh... so THIS is what happened... make sense
[–]AnAtheistAdvocate 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Repost.
[–]2FMS 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
repost. but as many times as i see this I SHALL UPVOTE!!! :D
[–]RakWar 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
NEVER SAW IT
All you who saw it so many times need to give the internet a break and go explore life
[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
aberhem pls
[–]ProfThynoise 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Can someone show me where god actually tells abraham to kill his son? I heard he just told abraham to make a sacrifice and abe was stupid enough to think that was his son then god stopped him and offered a goat instead?
[–]Bambikins 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
NOBODY can call God's ass fat and get away with it. He's a very insecure person.
[–]awkward_peach 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The ass was fat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tqtdf9BhQI
[–]Frunzle -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 months ago
11 - Thou shalt not put the punchline in the title.
[–]NotSureIfGusta_ -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
I've seen this a month ago, but upvote anyway.
[–]Tzanthor -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
the ass was fat
[–]_kst_ -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
/r/funny has an explicit policy that rehosted webcomics will be removed.
Please show some respect for the artist. Link to the web site; don't copy to another site without permission. Consider the possibility that copyright might have some actual meaning.
[–]mustardjones -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 months ago
Wow! What a fresh joke! The first Abraham joke of the day.
No, I'm not religious. But jesus christ. Does this joke not get old, ever?
Time to take the slide below the threshold because all of you will downvote anything you disagree with....
[–][deleted] -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 months ago
That was so fucking lame. CMON r/atheism DO BETTER THAN THIS!!
[–]Aleitheo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Clearly you didn't check out the rest of the site. The comic itself is based on various mythologies and in the comic description it explains what it is referencing and gives you a little history lesson.
[–]sk8pwned 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Judging by your user name and opinion about this post... I strongly suggest you visit r/imgoingtohellforthis...!
[–]mustardjones -2 points-1 points0 points 4 months ago
Haha. They don't like hearing the truth. Just like Christians. I will be joining you below the threshold now....
[–]Odinulf -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 months ago
Agreed, this isn't even relevant to the bible.
[–]l0stinthought -7 points-6 points-5 points 4 months ago
Wow this isn't even funny in anyway. You Atheists will jump on anything that mocks Christianity no matter how poorly it makes jabs.
It would have been funnier if the Panels had been:
1: "Abraham, kill Issac." 2: Troll face in the sky overlooking Abraham wielding a knife about to come down on Issac with tears streaming down his face 3: Knife just draws a little bit of blood and then God intervenes with "JK I just wanted to see if you'd do it..."
[–]_Tyler_Durden_ 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Has it occurred to you that perhaps the problem is not with the original joke but with your sense of humor?
[–]l0stinthought 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Well obviously. That's why I'm saying what I'm saying. You're sense humor is shallow and tasteless.
You guys should watch South Park! When they make a jab they don't demonstrate ignorance in their jokes unless ignorance is the punchline.
[–]Hipknow -6 points-5 points-4 points 4 months ago
Stop posting this stuff in r/atheism. This has nothing to do with atheism. It's just a funny comic.
[–]Aleitheo 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This has nothing to do with atheism.
Stop whining, read the sidebar.
[–]Hipknow -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
I guess I'm missing something, because the only relevant thing I'm reading on the sidebar is:
All topics related to atheism, agnosticism and secular living are welcome here.
The main reason it bothers me that this comic (and others like it) was posted to r/atheism is because it's funny AND it's not bashing religion. Having unsubscribed from r/atheism to avoid the occasional angry, anti-theist piece of media (I saw this comic in the first place because I forgot to log in), I don't often see these light-hearted jokes about bible stories.
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