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Does anyone else do "The Tuck"? (imgur.com)

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[–]Kataron 20 points21 points ago

The tuck keeps out the spiders, man. They come when you're sleeping. And then they walk on your junk.

[–]RetroSawce 0 points1 point ago

I woke up to one on my pillow, turned on my iPod light and saw it RIGHT THERE, didn't get back to sleep for like 3 hours -_-

[–]lexidearest 35 points36 points ago

did anyone else think this was going to be about a penis?

[–]rushmountmore 11 points12 points ago

Boner in the waistband, conceals it and it feels great

[–]lexidearest 10 points11 points ago

or tucking it under for the sweet man-gina look. so many options!

[–]Sea-Salt 1 point2 points ago

Good ol' camel-tail.

[–]padiddleSS 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was "The Texas Tuck"

[–]LaTeXia 1 point2 points ago

Well I did just read a post about 'hiding the peep'.

[–]JD580 1 point2 points ago

The good ol' meat tuck.

[–]Kaoswzrd 0 points1 point ago

I sure know I did...

[–]NigAladdin 69 points70 points ago

Does anyone else know that this has been posted a million times?

[–]tallwhiteboy 13 points14 points ago

Seriously. This is one of the highest voted posts of all time.

[–]shsharpe 10 points11 points ago

No, that is the worst thing ever and makes me feel restricted. Even if The Tuck happens by mistake I kick like an idiot until it goes away.

[–]sonya_lena 22 points23 points ago

Can we please not turn reddit into "like if you do this?"

[–]horsesemen 4 points5 points ago

We already went through this a few years ago. For a while the entire front page was "Does anyone else..?" bullshit until they called an end to that and made a subreddit just for DAE posts. Now people find clever ways to say it instead, but it's all basically DAE still. This is the first one that explicitly says "Does anyone else...?" that I've seen on my frontpage in a long time. Although, I've been really, really bored at work tonight (about 8 hours) and I'm about 20-40 pages in.

[–]Greggo1220 3 points4 points ago

I do the cocoon, basicly the tuck, but from all sides

[–]Travo101 1 point2 points ago

That's the tuck and roll, i do that, do you then reach under your neck and pull a bit of blanket in to seal the top?

[–]Greggo1220 0 points1 point ago

Yup lol

[–]BeautifulHope 0 points1 point ago

Me too!!!! When I was a kid & my parents tucked me into bed, they would shove the covers under me on all sides! lol! I'm 27 now & still can't sleep without the blankets tucked under me! lol!

[–]Llama_sex 12 points13 points ago

/r/DAE

[–]Show3it 10 points11 points ago

This is in the top 10 pics of r/funny REPOST

[–]themajor24 2 points3 points ago

30 seconds ago!

[–]clondike7 2 points3 points ago

My gf hates it, but I can't sleep without the tuck. Hotel bets are the worst since they always tuck the sheets under the mattress.

[–]nickik 6 points7 points ago

They dont just tuck it under the mattress. They get special kind of superglue or huge nails to make it imposible for any normal human to pull it out.

The first thing i do in a hotel room is attacking the bed with anger a use all my force to seperate the sheets form the rest.

[–]Travo101 0 points1 point ago

Huh, I stayed in a hotel for a month for work, every night forgot and had to get out of bed to untuck from the mattress so i could do the tuck

[–]That_1_question_guy 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone else repost from the top of all time posts?

[–]Zondraxor 1 point2 points ago

I untuck. I like the freedom of motion better.

[–]nitram916 1 point2 points ago

yes otherwise cold air comes in and freezes my toes :(

[–]UHaveNoPowerOverMe 1 point2 points ago

TIL the average redditor is over 6' tall.

[–]The_Tuck 1 point2 points ago

MY PEOPLE

[–]savutano 1 point2 points ago

This was the highest voted thing for a long time. FUCK YOU.

[–]ubertrashcat 1 point2 points ago

Way to repost one of the most upvoted submissions on reddit ever.

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

will it work for me if I repost it in a week?

[–]skates90 1 point2 points ago

No. Nobody does it. You're a weird person.

[–]mark8396 1 point2 points ago

Yes and so do the other million people that posted this

[–]reelbigwill 1 point2 points ago

would love to do the tuck but I am 6ft3.... tucking is difficult without neck and chest coldness.....

[–]hessbrewing 2 points3 points ago

Buy bigger blankets. I'm 6'2". Queen sized bed, King sized blanket. Problem solved.

[–]paid9mm 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was genius doing this last year.. I'm 6'3".. Girl friend is 5'7".. She likes her feet to tuck, so she slides down to the bottom and takes the top of the blanket with her..

TL:DR king size blanket, still equals cold shoulders

[–]reelbigwill 1 point2 points ago

Dude same problem my SO is about 5'9" and every night is a significant blanket battle. God damn women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em, what can you do?

[–]Travo101 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes you can turn them sideways and they are longer as they are super wide

[–]Wackydude1234 1 point2 points ago

No because I am 6ft 2.

[–]SaysYou 0 points1 point ago

Angle the blanket a bit.

[–]nickik 0 points1 point ago

I dont know how big that is in a non fucked up number system but let me tell you that buying extra big blankeds is expensiv but awesome.

[–]Wackydude1234 0 points1 point ago

My bed is only 6ft long

[–]Alexbo8138 1 point2 points ago

1) Repost 2) Wrong Subreddit; try r/DAE 3) This isn't funny. At all.

[–]ahamilton93 0 points1 point ago

REEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTE'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ahamilton93 0 points1 point ago

Someone's already noted this fact. I DON'T CARE, I'VE BECOME COMBATIVE! FUCK BITCHES!

[–]Deadcau5 0 points1 point ago

My blanket ain't long enough... :(

[–]TiE23 0 points1 point ago

Can't. 6'8" and on a twin. I've used two blankets for years now (I'm 21). I just wear socks.

[–]DomoInMySoup 1 point2 points ago

Do you find that you have a slouch because you somehow feel guilty for being so tall and end up hunching over around your short friends?

DAO tall people feel this way?

[–]perfectsquared 0 points1 point ago

I actually had a dream when I was 3 or 4 about an alligator biting my toe which turned out to be my cat, I have been doing this ever since. edit: I forgot to mention that I'm 23 now

[–]kegar 0 points1 point ago

No, but it looks awesome. I know what I'm trying tonight

[–]razski 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I'm not a shortass.

[–]Jazzremix 0 points1 point ago

DAE use the internet to browse Reddit?

[–]lmg6841 0 points1 point ago

All the time.

[–]Cluster_One 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and boy is it refreshing, until it gets hot.

[–]AussieSpy 0 points1 point ago

So I just found this and I might put it on Reddit, no one will know that I found it on the internet..........

[–]Watarara 0 points1 point ago

damn it, i thought that one was mine. something that i figured out all by myself. now i feel like i'm not special... just like everyone else.

[–]Dmuff 0 points1 point ago

FUck yeah, I can't sleep without it!

[–]Aplasticbag32 0 points1 point ago

un fortunatly for me im too tall to do this

[–]Clitaristocrat 0 points1 point ago

I tagged it "A pocket", I put my feets in the pocket.

[–]Shadownhero 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I tuck myself all around where possible. Can't sleep otherwise.

[–]folgaluna 0 points1 point ago

Yep

[–]KiiLLBOT 0 points1 point ago

I'm more of a one leg in & one leg out kind of guy.

[–]Sunstream 0 points1 point ago

I "tuck" my bedsheets into the end of my bed specifically to prevent this from happening. No waking up in the middle of the night, "un-tucked", with cold feet.

[–]Deadpotato 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Other people do this.

You know how I know?

Because someone made the fucking image. Quit this stupid DAE shit.

[–]DCMFDOOM 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the tuck.

[–]GodDangItDale 0 points1 point ago

ever since i saw it on 4chan a year ago.

[–]NarvisisAW 0 points1 point ago

Tucker, reporting in.

[–]hormonal_me 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I do this every night.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

god no, I can't sleep with anything covering my feet, even socks

[–]haeszan 0 points1 point ago

i do the tuck to ward off monsters and clowns trying to drag me out of bed by my feet.

[–]RobEBud 0 points1 point ago

just now

[–]zelars 0 points1 point ago

I believe I have mastered the tuck. I use three seperate covers. One to go between my legs, one that I can fully tuck so that it reaches just beneath my knees, and a third one to cover my upper body. I sleep like a motherfucker.

[–]nickik 0 points1 point ago

I do it from three sides. Roll left, roll right and do the tuck discribed here.

[–]Menouille 0 points1 point ago

This guy even repost his own post

[–]waspoe 0 points1 point ago

I'm 6'3'' and what is this?

[–]MaliceRaven 0 points1 point ago

Too tall to do "The Tuck" FWP T_T

[–]SimplyElegant 0 points1 point ago

The only way to sleep

[–]hypnojoe 0 points1 point ago

My wife does this, it drives me fucking bonkers.

[–]bainskian 0 points1 point ago

The problem with the tuck is if you fart the fart only has 1 place it will come out....

[–]RetroSawce 0 points1 point ago

Every night. Every. Single. Night.

[–]phishf00d 0 points1 point ago

If I don't the cat savages my feet at 4 am.

[–]ljw30 0 points1 point ago

I effing love the tuck

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

I do "the cave" where I am covered from head to toe except for one area. My mouth so I can breathe.

[–]dutchcow 0 points1 point ago

I also call it 'the fold', but yes, I do it every night.

[–]sir_grumph 0 points1 point ago

It seals in the freshness.

[–]JunkyBuGGer 0 points1 point ago

This is one of those posts that scares you because of how true it is.

[–]Grinddbass 0 points1 point ago

every night

[–]Myfriendgwen 0 points1 point ago

I call it 'The Foot Pasty'.

[–]eblees 0 points1 point ago

I don't. I like sleeping naked on hard wood without any girlish amenities, like a real man.

[–]ChozoLore 0 points1 point ago

Always.

[–]kalashnicough 0 points1 point ago

... does anyone else not do "The Tuck"?

[–]Eraera 0 points1 point ago

Number 23 on front page top posts, extreme repost

[–]neshy 0 points1 point ago

Literally the 23rd highest rated post on reddit of all time

[–]furbysofgold -4 points-3 points ago

Yessssss

[–]Ruste -2 points-1 points ago

I came here to say this and it was already said. I was going to say it more like "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

[–]mountzionv -4 points-3 points ago

I third this motion, but only when its cold

[–]superbean69 -2 points-1 points ago

DUDE! i totally do the tuck!

[–]Stregulator -1 points0 points ago

Shame on you. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/bcl8m/does_anyone_else_do_the_tuck/

Do you think you posted "original content", which is the idea of this website. The link above is the 22nd highest upvoted post in the history of Reddit. I will judge your repost.

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[–]KyleMC 0 points1 point ago

Go to a reddit>click top>all time. If you do this on the front page this post is like, 23rd highest of all time.

[–]MrMackay -3 points-2 points ago

Everyone does the tuck.

[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING HATE THE TUCK

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