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[–]Citizen_Snip 591 points592 points ago

It's those shitty kids who walk around in boxes and label it a prank, when in reality, it's just a couple cunts in boxes.

[–]CrustyKeyboard 235 points236 points ago

I know they're being jerks, but this one made me laugh

[–]Cservantes 56 points57 points ago

That is god damn priceless.

[–]dsi1 30 points31 points ago

I love how the dude backs off in bewilderment at the second layer of box.

[–]DysfunctionalxLlama 9 points10 points ago

I love how he just runs off.

[–]aisner190 2 points3 points ago

PEACE OUT MOTHAFUCKA!!!

[–]Citizen_Snip 4 points5 points ago

He doesn't, he gets hit.

[–]methodamerICON 355 points356 points ago

it's just a dick in a box.

[–]1337rn 49 points50 points ago

...cut a hole in the box....

[–]swargin 61 points62 points ago

...Cum in the box...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

...set fire to the box...

[–]Ollieboots 4 points5 points ago

Then hide box under your bed!

[–]WeirdIdeasCO 2 points3 points ago

I wonder what the OP of that story feels when he sees references of his cumbox all over reddit?

[–]Ollieboots 4 points5 points ago

LMAO That always cums to mind when I see it referenced!

[–]simkree 11 points12 points ago

Somebody had to say it.

[–]Uredus 14 points15 points ago

Someone should write a program that measures the amount of time between comments on Reddit that contain the words "cum" and "box".

I bet it never exceeds four minutes.

[–]simkree 5 points6 points ago

I see your four minutes and raise you ten seconds.

[–]Uredus 3 points4 points ago

Now all we need is a code monkey.

[–]BackNipples 2 points3 points ago

cum

[–]Supercoils 0 points1 point ago

is it just me or did the cum box really change the out look this whole community has on life?

[–]randomdebater 32 points33 points ago

...put your junk in that box...

[–]CanaanPorter 32 points33 points ago

...make her open the box...

[–]drewniverse 24 points25 points ago

...and that's the way you do it!

wtf edit: for the guys replying to this comment. The joke is over. There is nothing else to be added.

Also yes, that was part of the lyrics.

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[–]Explains__The__Joke 25 points26 points ago

Dat FPS

[–]cyberbemon 13 points14 points ago

ha ! , I thought t'was my internet !

[–]NastroAzzuro 7 points8 points ago

now i'm going to spend the next several hours watching peep show

[–]cptcliche 4 points5 points ago

For the record, the show that gif is from is called Would I Lie to You. It is also quite funny. I'd recommend checking it out.

[–]jsellout 4 points5 points ago

And what shall I do after I piss myself? Fuck myself? Eat myself?

[–]eclectron 1 point2 points ago

You were going to 'twat' a 'geezer'? Were you playing the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels videogame?

[–]dkim95 60 points61 points ago

Well said. That wasn't even remotely funny; just bunch of douchebags.

[–]JackkHammerr 9 points10 points ago

False. Those were wardrobe boxes.

[–]zoidberg_MD 9 points10 points ago

CITIZEN SNIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Altarium 2 points3 points ago

This makes me laugh more than the post

[–]matari 21 points22 points ago

they package cunts in boxes now? what will Wonka think of next??

[–]real_nice_guy 16 points17 points ago

yeah, they're called fleshlights, it comes in a box when you order one.

[–]Nizzler 20 points21 points ago

It comes in a box? Messy.

[–]Dat_Karmavore 17 points18 points ago

Shhhhh.

Speak no more of that.

[–]FuCKiNTowel 6 points7 points ago

There's no going back now...

[–]Dat_Karmavore 2 points3 points ago

Hey guis. Guis. Let's set the box. Let's set the box on FIRE!

[–]JasonGD1982 3 points4 points ago

In before the link to the cumbox.

[–]Nizzler 7 points8 points ago

Yup. Give a couple twats a box, and inevitably it will always lead to this.

[–]stevesonaplane 4 points5 points ago

I thought it was a gundam

[–]FrankWalls 10 points11 points ago

confirmed for being bullied by boxes when he was younger

[–]skibblez_n_zits 5 points6 points ago

If that happened to me, it would become a shitty kid/cunt in a box getting his ass kicked.

[–]vodenii 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, assault is pretty funny...

[–]optipessfan 3 points4 points ago

Kill it with fire is a viable solution here.

[–]marauder3058 120 points121 points ago

Snake has some anger issues.

[–]real_nice_guy 24 points25 points ago

forgot his smokes.

[–]cody_au 10 points11 points ago

Snake wears a box to save the world.

These children wear boxes to hide their retarded faces while committing assault for YouTube hits. There's no comparison.

[–]Nithoren 7 points8 points ago

but... they're both in boxes

[–]gunstar69 47 points48 points ago

Id like to see what happens after.

[–]Makin_Dollas_Rain 30 points31 points ago

He probably got laid

[–]TrollingKevi 31 points32 points ago

Or said something cheezy, like "It's time to box!"

[–]qataridestroyer 8 points9 points ago

or something like "it's business time"

[–]AnalBurns 4 points5 points ago

And then chicken nuggets rained down from the sky

[–]cody_au 1 point2 points ago

He sucked his friend's dick. They're gay. Nothing wrong with that.

(You thought the boxes were just a prank?)

[–]Peterbudaj 118 points119 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5fAHtwRohU For anyone wondering where this is from.

[–][deleted] 249 points250 points ago

Wow. They are assholes.

[–]GreyFoxSolid 35 points36 points ago

Yea, but I love the part in the second video where the guy sitting at the picnic table gets pissed and lifts the big box off of the dude. Surprise!

[–]ThatJesterJeff 17 points18 points ago

[–]war_story_guy 9 points10 points ago

multiple boxes was funny but that ending was great.

[–]Imashinu 4 points5 points ago

Boxception!

[–]tq92 12 points13 points ago

There were probably tons of clips of them fucking with the wrong guy(s) and getting tackled.

[–]ClinTrojan 5 points6 points ago

Now THAT would be entertaining.

[–]cynicalMIND 65 points66 points ago

they take shit too far

[–]rcon1021 6 points7 points ago

I'm pretty sure the physical violence parts are scripted, the last guy in the first video seemed like he was smiling the whole time, and the last guy in the second video pulled off the box just in time for the second box underneath, probably not real. Most of the others seemed rather harmless.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

when?

[–]Sengura 5 points6 points ago

They take it too far when they hit/push the victims with intent to do harm.

It's funny when they obstruct a path and get in their faces, but when they push/tackle a guy down onto a cement floor, that's taking it too far.

[–]zuulthedestroyer 53 points54 points ago

They caused 9/11. It's bin Laden's zombie in those boxes.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

He's just been staying in my guest house since you guys shot his double last year...

[–]GenericEveryman 7 points8 points ago

I heard it's not nice when you use the bathroom after him.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

The true meaning of terrorism

[–]zuulthedestroyer 2 points3 points ago

Fucking asshole wrecks the bathroom everytime he uses it.

[–]Runemaker 3 points4 points ago

Blocking a stroller, especially as often as they get knocked over, seems to be taking it too far in my opinion.

[–]Daroo425 1 point2 points ago

blocking a mom and a stroller, holding up a drive through, disturbing people in the library.

[–]SWAG_LIZYRD_69 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jumin 6 points7 points ago

They're like annoying versions of Remi Gailard.

[–]Jessarium 4 points5 points ago

Remi Gaillard is annoying too, but he's funny so it's okay.

[–]Jumin 1 point2 points ago

Well that's exactly the difference. Also, I've never seen Remi hit someone like in this .gif

[–]FuCKiNTowel 2 points3 points ago

Well yeah, they are assholes... the burger king part kind of cracked me up though.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I thought the Burger King part was them being assholes, but for the most part, I thought that shit was hilarious. Mall Cop Sandwich got me good.

[–]FuCKiNTowel 0 points1 point ago

I mean yeah, it was fucked up.. but the reaction and the way the driver of the car was just holding the horn is what got me..

[–]joeyjo0 0 points1 point ago

I would've just driven further.

[–]ChiperSoft 1 point2 points ago

That did make me laugh, and the elevator scare was kinda funny, but them blocking the store entrance was just douchey.

[–]gorilla_head 1 point2 points ago

Dick in a box.

[–]imacyclops 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's the San Fernando Valley for you. Guarantee you these kids live in big mcmansions with mom and dad who pay for their cameras and editing software.

[–]Orbixx 33 points34 points ago

This was hilarious until the physical assault. Especially the scream in the elevator.

[–]CarthageForever 9 points10 points ago

Agreed. A little joke here and there is fine. But they didn't just push the guy down, they shoved his ass down. There's a difference between joking around and being a dick.

[–]DerpMatt 35 points36 points ago

They need some .45 holes in them. Especially after they assault innocent people.

[–]DrHenryPym 5 points6 points ago

Fire would be more fun to watch.

[–]PukeFlavor 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AO43p2Wqc08#t=59s

That said, they're jerks who don't seem to have the empathy required to be civilized/human.

[–]shitterplug 16 points17 points ago

Holy shit, the end of part two is fucking hilarious.

[–]Unfa 4 points5 points ago

They spelled their own name wrong. "Jouletheif".

[–]Urbano35 0 points1 point ago

I think that's the point.

[–]Daroo425 0 points1 point ago

i highly doubt it

[–]cody_au 15 points16 points ago

I've reported this on YouTube for youth violence. I can't condone a society that thinks it's okay for teenagers to attack people for the purposes of making money from the views.

This shit is not cool. They even admit the police were called a couple of times.

[–]alcalde 0 points1 point ago

Good luck. You don't know how many months I had to continually report a Westboro Baptist Church propaganda video before anything happened.

[–]prazz 49 points50 points ago

This is not prank, this is just a guy in box pushing someone minding their own business over.

[–]Offensive_Statement 154 points155 points ago

I know, right? Watching some guy in a cardboard box be a total douchebag is the funnest thing. Sometimes I put a cardboard box on and curbstomp 10 year olds at gunpoint!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Curbstomp.

[–]ChronicMasterBaker 1 point2 points ago

That statement was offensive

[–]TroutM4n 6 points7 points ago

That statement was declarative.

[–]itbrokeoff 3 points4 points ago

That statement was autological.

[–]callmeWia 0 points1 point ago

And then the people just beat you up while you're inside your cardboard.

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[–]notsurewhatiam 22 points23 points ago

Yep, summer's here. And the teenagers are out full force.

[–]PUKE_ENEMA 1 point2 points ago

the guy is actually like 25

[–]thetalkingbrain 5 points6 points ago

so 25 and still stupid, sad really..

[–]memeaddictedchick -1 points0 points ago

Age has nothing to Do with how mature someone acts. Some teens I've met are quite mature and some adults that are better off staying inside.

[–]Jellycent 1 point2 points ago

I'm a teenager and this guy is almost 10 years older than me. It's just a bit sad.

[–]ZZZrp 33 points34 points ago

Are you excited for your first year in high school this fall?

[–]illmatic707 29 points30 points ago

3 years ago when I was living in the dorm, I got on the elevator with a girl and there was one of those big recycle bins with the wheels and three kids laughing around it. I instantly knew what was going on. After about 15 seconds the cocksucker bursts out the lid yelling "RAAAAHHH" thinking he would scare us. Neither one of us flinched because we weren't stupid. Then, when our floor came, the doors open and there's like 5 people waiting to get in, so I smile at them then take the bin by the handles and tip the shit over slamming it to the ground hella hard only to reveal a kid inside holding his arm. The kid comes crawling out all defeated with everyone laughing except the "pranksters" who said they were gonna kick my ass.

[–]emohipster 9 points10 points ago

[–]Mallack 6 points7 points ago

Dig the clip art

[–]Squishumz 0 points1 point ago

The banding annoys me.

[–]yeddiboy 4 points5 points ago

Hurrrr lets fuck with people and if they stand up for themselves physically assault them. I can't be the only one who wants to see Remi get spinebusted?

[–]cohrt 16 points17 points ago

i can't seem to start laughing at it

[–]biggoof007 18 points19 points ago

cannot...

[–]SammyLocked 27 points28 points ago

Well look here everyone, it's a dick in a box.

[–]MassiveResponse 1 point2 points ago

This is a pretty good summary of what happens.

[–]Pharose 9 points10 points ago

That's not a prank, that's assault.

[–]Pit_of_Death 8 points9 points ago

Has to be staged. Also, not laugh-inducing. The shit that passes for "funny" on this subreddit sometimes...

[–]AnEagleNamedSmallGov 58 points59 points ago

I was expecting something funny but I didn't even crack a smile.

This really calls into question the character of the OP, imo.

[–]gerbilownage 8 points9 points ago

I SUSPECT HE IS A COMMUNIST

[–]Major_Dick 10 points11 points ago

Srs business.

[–]velvetsmog 2 points3 points ago

Read your username and surprised you didn't blame Obama.

[–]WhatEvery1sThinking 6 points7 points ago

oh, a cunt, hilarious

[–]bestrolledLz 4 points5 points ago

I didn't even chuckle.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 9 points10 points ago

This isn't funny. This is a cunt assaulting a guy just standing there. OP, you are indeed a faggot.

[–]DerpinDrummer 2 points3 points ago

Splinter cell: box-viction

[–]generousone 2 points3 points ago

Thought that was porta-potty which would probably have made it funnier

[–]WhyNoKinTheFu 2 points3 points ago

At least it wasn't the fridge from Requiem for a Dream.

[–]kolipo 2 points3 points ago

Boxes have flammable rating of 2. Thats pretty much ready to go.

[–]tflo2011 2 points3 points ago

[–]stewmberto 2 points3 points ago

[–]MakeshiftMorgan 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why, but I pictured the person in the box going "beep boop boop beep boop" the whole time...

[–]Mr11B 1 point2 points ago

Lol now I do too!

[–]MakeshiftMorgan 1 point2 points ago

I think my life is secretly being run by robots... A lot of things make this noise for me (I also get random attacks of "doing the robot" for no reason... I'm not very good)

[–]u155282 2 points3 points ago

Solid Snake is such a rascal.

[–]Jessedef 2 points3 points ago

cannot*

[–]strobelight317 4 points5 points ago

HAHAH!!! NEW STONED GIF FOR ME TO LAUGH AT FOR HOURS!

[–]Hobo4Craft 7 points8 points ago

That's an assault.

[–]MidgetFetish 4 points5 points ago

I didn't even crack a smile.

[–]a55hol3 5 points6 points ago

They're dickheads, and OP can't stop laughing, so OP must be a dickhead.

[–]Zimlingking 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn UPS!

[–]niggertown 1 point2 points ago

It's a new game called Boxman. One person puts on a box and has to be a big the biggest asshole they can be until someone who is a even bigger asshole takes the box to become the new Boxman.

[–]ADroopyMango 1 point2 points ago

That guy actually went flying.

[–]berlin_priez 1 point2 points ago

Fick dich! - BUMP!

[–]texaspoet 1 point2 points ago

Want to box?

[–]g3allen10 1 point2 points ago

i am awesome 4000.

[–]Rokkjester 1 point2 points ago

I guess we should call that... The Bully Box

[–]WorldGenesis 1 point2 points ago

Go get him, Mr. B! :D

[–]Nauner 1 point2 points ago

I laughed because I thought the guy in the box was trying to follow the old guy and accidentally ran into that lady. Then I read the comments and now I feel bad.

[–]notgnillorT_riS 1 point2 points ago

OMG SO FUNNY HE PUSHED THAT GUY TO THE GROUND FOR NO FUCKING REASON LOL

[–]Rain12913 1 point2 points ago

He should be charged with assault and battery.

[–]SyndromeOfTheDown 3 points4 points ago

I want to know how someone gets that much force to push someone through a box...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

it's made of cardboard. it's not like the walls will absorb the impact

[–]SyndromeOfTheDown 0 points1 point ago

But still there's some restriction to movement and the box appeared to be fine after.

[–]Chief_Smacahoe 2 points3 points ago

Huh, no one's made a cumbox reference yet. I'm impressed.

[–]cody_au 2 points3 points ago

It's lunch time :-(

[–]endartica 2 points3 points ago

BOXING.

...I'll let myself out, now.

[–]NaughtieFap 1 point2 points ago

FTFY *Cannot

[–]Bkm72 2 points3 points ago

Ok. I gotta see this entire video now. WTF?

[–]Nizzler 20 points21 points ago

No you don't. It's actually pretty pathetic, but the link is posted in the comments above.

[–]cody_au 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for keeping it real. These teenagers are fucked in the head.

[–]Bkm72 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that was a big let down.

[–]kegar 1 point2 points ago

It's like a ghetto R2D2 with an attitude

[–]tom_mandory 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]Certifiably_Inane 1 point2 points ago

Does laughing at this and the video it's from make me a douche or a sociopath?

[–]y2kh8r 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]Shadefox 1 point2 points ago

Sure, it's funny to the guy in the box. Right up until they're arrested for assault.

[–]y2kh8r 1 point2 points ago

Hey, it's a dick in a box!

[–]MillzwooT 1 point2 points ago

I AM AWESOME-O

[–]everydayfromwork -1 points0 points ago

DAE hear the sounds when they watch gifs?

[–]Bell12754 1 point2 points ago

For a split second my brain went "aw that's terrib..." and now I'm about 8 views in, laughing with no end in site.

[–]NATESOR 1 point2 points ago

horrible.

[–]HopefulVegeta -1 points0 points ago

THAT BOX HITS LIKE A SUPER SAIYAN. COULD HE BE THE ONE OF LEGEND?

[–]f03nix 2 points3 points ago

We'll reveal that in the next episode.

[–]cody_au 2 points3 points ago

This is not cool. These guys are dickheads. That's assault, self defense, and assault again - all caught on camera.

[–]HouseOfHouse 1 point2 points ago

"Officer, I'd like to report an assault please!"

"Ok, can you give a description of the attacker?"

Yeah, he was about seven foot tall, well built, and brown."

"We'll get right on it!"

[–]EnysAtSea 1 point2 points ago

SWARM!! SWARM!!

[–]BackdoorDan 0 points1 point ago

this is in front of the cvs pharmacy in northridge. I am willing to put money on it

[–]laaabaseball 0 points1 point ago

The whole video was filmed in the valley, so you're probably right :)

[–]tophat_jones 0 points1 point ago

  • Fill a jar with gas

  • Dump jar on box

  • light jar

  • Enjoy cheap fireworks.

[–]Hughezy 0 points1 point ago

Just leave an up vote here...

[–]BushMeat 0 points1 point ago

just 1 more reason to carry lighter fluid and matches.

[–]polarbearrape 0 points1 point ago

Hey look. It's a dick in a box.

[–]mcstabstab 0 points1 point ago

[Throw away] someone ever did this to me i would pull out my 6" folding knife made of vg-10 steel and stab you threw the box and the only regret i would have is not seeing your face before i killed you.

[–]basiphobe 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Russian boxes.

[–]fort_knox 0 points1 point ago

I can.

[–]JackMeBallSac 0 points1 point ago

baaahaha

[–]BAgloink 0 points1 point ago

you wanna box motherfucker?!?!?!

[–]Soslashren 0 points1 point ago

Grab their legs and pull so they fall, then stomp on the box until they lie real still-like.

[–]camlin32 -1 points0 points ago

He's quite good at boxing.

[–]littleson912 11 points12 points ago

UMM EXCUSE ME, THAT'S ASSAULT!

[–]gerbilownage 1 point2 points ago

ARCTIC WREN

[–]dangerousD85 0 points1 point ago

Professional boxing.... oh god that hurt when I typed it.