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[–]MagoLopez 50 points51 points ago

That has got to be, by far, the most depressed dog I've ever seen.

[–]Borneobound 2 points3 points ago

I challenge someone to find a more depressed looking creature. I'm not sure it exists.

[–]ReDocter17 5 points6 points ago

She just keeps dressing everyone up :(

[–]baplac 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHA! rosie takes the win this time

[–]Corjo 32 points33 points ago

Why hasn't anyone else noticed! Op is a dog!!!

[–]Lovely_Comment[S] 3 points4 points ago

You already know too much, Ill have to deal with you now...

[–]gsn42 0 points1 point ago

Take him out back and shoot him behind the chemical shed.

[–]Lovely_Comment[S] 2 points3 points ago

But dress him up first >:D

[–]fodrox04 5 points6 points ago

But then who was argyle?!?!

[–]f03nix 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter; has a girlfriend :(

[–]christopherhendrix 38 points39 points ago

That's what you get for shitting in the house.

[–]johnnynutman 5 points6 points ago

i'd let that girl dress me. wow.

[–]c0howda 75 points76 points ago

"kill me, I am banging this chick that dressed me so she is clearly turned on by my look"...you have it rough yo

[–]Lynch117 24 points25 points ago

Yeah, he certainly has it ruff... Bad um tiss.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Or she is trying to deter other girls away from you... Either way.. Dm;hs

[–]5HT2B -2 points-1 points ago

I think you mean ruff.

[–]Stonebag93 6 points7 points ago

I looked deep into that dogs sad eyes... and lost my shit hahaha

[–]jesuschristthe3rd 18 points19 points ago

I have that shirt, my GF bought it for me. I'm not even kidding.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 7 points8 points ago

So do I. It's from Express I think.

[–]AnkitaAwasthi 2 points3 points ago

I gifted the same to my dear :(

[–]BlamesRapMusic 2 points3 points ago

Not a bad shirt.

[–]youarealldumbasses 1 point2 points ago

Wow, me too :(

[–]Makin_Dollas_Rain 4 points5 points ago

My god, that look! Poor guy

[–]jabrone13 3 points4 points ago

Why is she dressing you?

[–]itfeelsfeynman 1 point2 points ago

Why isn't this the top comment?

[–]CystyFibr0 13 points14 points ago

Who the fuck would down vote a dog in a sweater

[–]kegar 8 points9 points ago

Hitler

[–]slyguy183 1 point2 points ago

The dog is Jewish?

[–]hypnot0de 0 points1 point ago

Hiter loved dogs.

[–]Lovely_Comment[S] 1 point2 points ago

They don't call it the German Shepherd for nothing!

[–]antemon 3 points4 points ago

your post reminds me of this, you bastard.

[–]PanzerNoir 2 points3 points ago

Thats a pretty sweet sweater to be honest

[–]VestaDear 9 points10 points ago

Really? My ex begged me to go with him when he went clothes shopping. I taught him the power of dark wash jeans and he never went back.

Also I picked out this back and gray sweat shirt because I saw it and immediately knew he needed it. Sexiest. Thing. Ever. Ladies started hitting on him more. I then regretted that decision.

Edit for the guys responding to me about this: I am going to bed, I have a class at 9 tomorrow morning. If you have a question about the rolling-in-bitches sweater or dark wash jeans I have not already covered in the other two responses I gave your brethren I will address it tomorrow morning before I leave for school.

[–]midwestredditor 3 points4 points ago

My fiancee has a hell of a sense for color, and usually will go "you should try on this, and this" and I look sharp as hell. I can still pick out my own clothes, but she does a hell of a job, too.

[–]spaceboundllama 0 points1 point ago

and what jacket may this be?

[–]VestaDear 5 points6 points ago

I mistyped. It was actually a sweater. It looked a little like this but the bottom looked less stupid. We bought it at Old Navy but as a general rule I do not suggest you shop at Old Navy.

It was stupid how much he got hit on in that sweater. One time on the way over to pick me up for a date a cashier even tried doing the whole, soooo I'll be off in ten minutes thing. If I wasn't physically with him it was open season.

I also want to make it abundantly clear though: He was a built, tall semi-muscular athletic guy with octagonal glasses. It was not magic that he suddenly was rolling in bitches. When you dress yourself the right away girls notice.

[–]statikuz 2 points3 points ago

He was a built, tall semi-muscular athletic guy

So it was definitely the shirt that did the trick huh...

[–]an_angry_amoeba 3 points4 points ago

He normally wears this...

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

His face was a little bit silly, but the shirt definitely helped.

[–]PureOhms 1 point2 points ago

Octagonal glasses?

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

Yep. He was SO cool. =p

[–]himynameis_ 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah I need to buy some jeans like that... As for the sweatshirt... where may I find such treasure? :) And can you tell me more of what it looked like? I never figured a guy can look "sexy" in a sweatshirt.

[–]VestaDear 3 points4 points ago

And make sure they are the right cut for your body! After the shopping incident with my ex I took my little brother shopping before his freshman year of high school. He has aspergers and is socially awkward and has problems with saying rude things without thinking. I decided that the best way to offset his off-putting personality was to get him out of the husky jeans my dad kept buying him for seemingly no reason. I picked out a pair of dark wash slim fit jeans at Kohls for him and it was like he instantly lost 20lbs. That 14 year old boy looked in the mirror in that fitting room and uttered the words "I feel sexy" for the first time in his life that day.

He got his first girlfriend 3 months later. They broke up within days because he's a derp but still it was serious progress.

Guys underestimate how much a decent fitting pair of jeans can do for them.

But anyway, the sweater had a normal neck line that you'd find on t-shirts. It was long sleeved and had big block stripes like this

[–]himynameis_ 0 points1 point ago

That's nice :) I always get boot cut jeans because they are always nice and comfortable for me. I might try out other types though. Hard to figure out what kind of stuff is the right cut for your body on your own

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

That's why you have to try things on and not just wander into a store grab a random pair that has your size written on it and walk out like so many people I know do.

You just have to go through your mental checklist of how sexy you look in the pants you're trying on!

[–]seeashbashrun 1 point2 points ago

bwa ha ha ha, that is horrible for the dog. But my man asks me to dress him lots of times--he thinks I have good fashion sense. But I'm sort of a tom boy, so maybe I dress him more manly... lol. I didn't realize some guys dread this...

Half the time he asks, I tell him I don't know. Silly decisions stress me out.

[–]TheSwagDoctor 1 point2 points ago

Animal cruelty

[–]Lovely_Comment[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fashion Cruelty

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 1 point2 points ago

How I feel when I let my Girlfriend dress me(remix)

http://i.imgur.com/tWHLv.png

[–]DocObvious 1 point2 points ago

i actually kinda like that sweater

[–]ZennistMenace 1 point2 points ago

That's a pretty good looking girlfriend for a dog.

[–]Navevan 1 point2 points ago

I once went to the mall to hang out with a girl I really liked. We were having a good time, and we ended up in hot topic where it came up that I greatly disliked skinny jeans. So of course I had to try them on for her, and half of the store's amusement.
So as I wrestled with these god-awful tubes of fabric in the dressing room, I could hear the girls outside talking:

giggle so is that your boyfriend?

we hadn't been hanging out for long, certainly not long enough for that label, but her response would determine where I stood in her mind

No! No no no. We're just friends.

The quantity of, and enthusiasm behind her "no's" made my heart sink. But my body did not sink because I couldn't bend my legs.
I forced the pants to my waist, and waddled out of the dressing room. At which point an employee informed me that I was wearing, because apparently there's a difference, women's skinny jeans.

TL;DR: KILL ME

[–]Bout_It_Bout_It 1 point2 points ago

You're bitch made.

[–]Navevan 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what that means, but yeah, probably.

[–]thatgirlwaslike 2 points3 points ago

My boyfriend happily allows me to dress him. Thank goodness!

[–]stareattheart 3 points4 points ago

My boyfriend loves to dress me.

He's much more fashionable than me.

[–]Java_Beans 1 point2 points ago

I just ask my wife to prepare me clothes for next day so I don't wake her up in morning.

[–]SwearImaChik -1 points0 points ago

Mine too! He checks with me in the morning before he leaves for work to make sure everything matches.

[–]thatgirlwaslike 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he basically is just like, "I have no idea what I'm doing." and lets me tell him what he should wear. He's adorable.

[–]limbride 4 points5 points ago

Don't ever say that in public or your boyfriends will have to perform seppuku to restore their lost honor. Sadly, I have the feeling they lost that a long time ago. :(

[–]thatgirlwaslike -1 points0 points ago

Ritual suicide seems like a bit of an overreaction.

[–]limbride 2 points3 points ago

An overreaction would be to nuke said boyfriend from orbit in hopes that he didn't have time to spread his flawed genetics.

[–]thatgirlwaslike -1 points0 points ago

Indeed.

[–]ImaDinosaurR0AR 4 points5 points ago

[–]p1e113 4 points5 points ago

[–]tron88 0 points1 point ago

I'm just impressed that you could post this

[–]Leftieswillrule 0 points1 point ago

That's a bomb-ass sweater. I want me one of those...

[–]Zoids 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend bought me that same sweater.... does that mean I too will turn into a dog?

I hope I turn into a badass dog and not a pussy Chihuahua..

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 0 points1 point ago

Later.

[–]casper_ov 0 points1 point ago

I would wear that sweater. That is a kick ass sweater.

[–]aj_ramone 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I knew exactly which image was in the other side of this link? No, because its exactly how I fucking feel when my wife does the same damn thing.

[–]Randyh524 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one who is incredibly attracted to this girl in the picture.

[–]closewindow 0 points1 point ago

Inferring your girlfriend is a bitch

[–]AugustusDeV 0 points1 point ago

I actually have that sweater

[–]DR4G0NG1RL 0 points1 point ago

I'd feel sorry for you but you let her do it. So really it's your own fault. Plus if that's the worst thing she does you could be far worse off.

[–]GODhimself37 0 points1 point ago

So your girlfriend is into beastiality?

[–]YakiVegas 0 points1 point ago

Why would you let your girlfriend dress you? Don't just say sex either because a girl who would withhold sex from you for dressing or not dressing a certain way is not a girl you wanna be dating.

*Edit: Sweatpants exception. Then somebody needs to tell you how to dress.

[–]alsocan 0 points1 point ago

I used to have that shirt/sweater thing...

[–]Intotheopen 0 points1 point ago

This is why men should learn to dress themselves. My wife has never dictated my clothes. To be fair, I'm a high end clothing salesman.

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

OP actually was going to say his mom but changed it at the last moment for karma.

[–]ShieldTech 0 points1 point ago

How I feel when guys let their girlfriend dress them: - Kill me.

[–]raidenmaiden 0 points1 point ago

Well... Here's a clip from a Tamil movie (with English subtitles) that I think describes the situation aptly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En2NGFAezE8#t=05m20s

[–]Nurger 0 points1 point ago

"BOOBS ON MY ARM"

This is what you feel and think and would say if someone startled you at that moment.

[–]gerusz 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Champers, the poodle from "Neighbors from hell" (the cartoon, not the computer game). Though Champers is actively suicidal.

[–]spudcrazy 0 points1 point ago

Look on the bright side, your GF is pretty cute.

[–]topernicus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fatkake 0 points1 point ago

Poor shadow

[–]ciaranj617 0 points1 point ago

That dog is looking good.

[–]DjMcKnasty 0 points1 point ago

[–]enchantrem 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lovely_Comment[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ill be honest, Im quite happy having a first link be this successful :D

Thanks everyone!

[–]Avien -1 points0 points ago

Does your girlfriend have a sense of humor?

She might be trolling you for the laughs.

[–]UnsightlyBastard -1 points0 points ago

I own the same shirt...

[–]Lovely_Comment[S] 0 points1 point ago

It you start to bark or chase cars take it off because it is cursed...

[–]mosesonaquasar -3 points-2 points ago

This reminds of the gif where the chick gets slapped in the face after being in a porn and dies inside.