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[–]Ryanair 155 points156 points ago

Coorporation cat is one smug motherfucker. Ringing the bell while the guy already stands there? Psht... Like he's invisible or something.

[–]Feebowut[S] 55 points56 points ago

LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS!

[–]BusinessCasualty 54 points55 points ago

Oh sorry plebeian...didn't see you there. Your fanciest feast, post haste.

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[–]Mrepic37 2 points3 points ago

Yes, my litter will need cleaning when I get to my room.

I want clean litter.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 4 points5 points ago

are you kidding? This is CEO cat, a BIG bag of catnip

[–]awwkward 1 point2 points ago

TIL some cats eat better than I do.

[–]Pixiesquasher 0 points1 point ago

I sometimes feed my cat the Fancy Feast Appetizers as a treat. They smell good enough for human consumption.

[–]shroomprinter 8 points9 points ago

Upvote for proper spelling of boss.

[–]QualityInspector 1 point2 points ago

[–]shroomprinter 4 points5 points ago

I don't always say why I'm upvoting, but when I do it's relevant.

[–]Feebowut[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, man.

[–]missmurrr 53 points54 points ago

the actual commercial is adorable! via youtube

[–]raivahn 9 points10 points ago

The cuteness...it's unbearable... =O.O=

[–]missmurrr 4 points5 points ago

just came back from japan. i went to a cat cafe. i swear, they must have the most docile, sweetest kitties in japan.

[–]mach-2 2 points3 points ago

[–]MortalKastor 2 points3 points ago

Actually, cats in cafés are carefully selected and only the most docile, loving ones are chosen.

The others are euthanized, like an awful lot of cats in Japan, I guess.

[–]Its_All_Taken 1 point2 points ago

I saw plenty of cats out in public areas that were quite docile as well.

[–]missmurrr 0 points1 point ago

source? i understood it that most of the cats were brought in as kittens, which is why a room full of cats tolerate each other. all of the cats at the calico cafe were breeds that are known for being for being loving and calm.

[–]MortalKastor 1 point2 points ago

From the French documentary La voie du chat ("The Cat Way") which was broadcasted on French/German channel Arte, and shown in theaters in Japan.

I can't find the part about cat cafés, but here is an extract about cat euthanasia in Japan (in French, sorry).

From the commentary:

Everyday in Japan 600 cats, mostly kittens, are euthanized after a short stay in a pound like this one. They have 7 days to find an owner. 98% won't find one.

In the part about cafés, the narrator talks about the hard selection system, and I guess the rejected ones end up in a pound.

Watch this documentary if you can (there are English subs on the DVD IIRC), there are quite a lot of cute moments besides the depressing one I linked.

[–]Honestly_ 3 points4 points ago

Someone should subtitle it to match the Reddit CEO story.

[–]blueyedlvrx01 1 point2 points ago

Need to find this later! Thanks so much!

[–]Z_Thinker 185 points186 points ago

business cats probably masturbate to /aww....sorry to be a downer, but it's probably true

[–]msk105 71 points72 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Now I will always think of this in /r/aww...

[–]randomdebater 23 points24 points ago

I hear all the hipster cats get off to /r/wtf

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[–]ChronicMasterBaker 13 points14 points ago

You're thinking of spacedicks

[–]JCXtreme 5 points6 points ago

/r/spacedicks

Don't click it...

[–]staringispolite 4 points5 points ago

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

Clicked at work. Did not expect huge bloody space dick on the main page background.

[–]Eist 6 points7 points ago

But... You've been here 4 years. How do you not know about that sub-reddit?

[–]staringispolite 0 points1 point ago

I imagine there's a long list of corners of The Internet I'm not familiar with yet. Most things bloody-severed-dick related would be on that list

[–]Legoandsprit 39 points40 points ago

I just did.

#YOLO

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 1 point2 points ago

But didn't you hear everyone make the same joke at the same time that YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people? It was all over Twitter and everyone stole it from everyone else at the same time.

[–]feedthefantasy 1 point2 points ago

Never again.

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

I hear all the hipster mentally deranged cats get off to /r/wtf

FTFY

you had some superfluous adjectives there buddy, cleaned it up a bit for you.

[–]Blinking4U 0 points1 point ago

You weren't thinking of it before? http://www.myfacewhen.com/95/

[–]goeraz 28 points29 points ago

But......but...... /r/aww is full of underage kittens ಠ_ಠ

[–]DeathToPennies 19 points20 points ago

Exactly.

[–]IcySeal 4 points5 points ago

Feline jailbait who woulda thought?

[–]Kentenathien 6 points7 points ago

Underage pussy...

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

Rule 34, Section Cat, Subclause: Internet

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

Not to pictures of kittens though. Cat's just ain't like that.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

Shhhhhhhh!

[–]itsprobablytrue 0 points1 point ago

business cats buy business companions in Japan.

[–]Amondo 0 points1 point ago

Those cute dog+cat pictures are probably interracial..

[–]Ceejae 0 points1 point ago

Oh, yeah, like we all haven't thought about doing that at least once.

[–]greeneggsnkaty 0 points1 point ago

it's weird to run into your boyfriend on reddit...

[–]5f33ju 14 points15 points ago

It's funny, because it's a cat ... and Reddit loves cats.

[–]zodiaclawl 3 points4 points ago

Hehehe, I thought the same thing :-D

[–]ayeroxor 1 point2 points ago

Me t...

Nah. After 17 years online, I still can't do it. Kudos to you and your naivete.

[–]allven434 0 points1 point ago

I really fucking love cats. Some people hate them because they think they're annoying. Fuck 'em.

[–]timmy2step 25 points26 points ago

[–]dragpent 8 points9 points ago

That's a real subreddit, who knew.

[–]BurnyBurn 5 points6 points ago

That used to be one of my favorite subreddits before it died :(

[–]redwingfan 2 points3 points ago

There's still people posting.

[–]TranscendTheIllusion 2 points3 points ago

New favorite gif.

[–]Asdfaeou 2 points3 points ago

Me looking at the link: Is it a cat in Japan? Me clicking the link: Yep.

[–]Viridovipera 2 points3 points ago

Translation?

[–]zyxwvu 2 points3 points ago

It's a commercial for jalan.net, a hotel booking site. 出張のホテル予約も = reserve hotels for business trips too.

[–]ayeroxor -1 points0 points ago

It's a commercial, so I'm guessing, "Buy our shit."

[–]jefferytaylor 2 points3 points ago

Has important business meeting with foreign investors

Better take a cat nap.

[–]Cosby_Sweater 5 points6 points ago

This is completely unrealistic. What's connecting the cat's laptop to the projector?

[–]xaronax 6 points7 points ago

It's Japan motherfucker, they actually use new technology like WiDi.

[–]Feebowut[S] 1 point2 points ago

His telepathic ability perhaps?

[–]dpirazzi 9 points10 points ago

this will be number one in a few hours, i guarantee it.

[–]Feebowut[S] 9 points10 points ago

Thanks, mate.

[–]ScreamingThenSilence 2 points3 points ago

Where does this originate from? I need to know!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

[–]Rekesh 2 points3 points ago

Is his name ... Ziggy Stardust? /obscure?

[–]tangopopper 4 points5 points ago

I got the reference!!! That was obscure!!!

[–]Rekesh -4 points-3 points ago

GGt - Good Guy tangopopper ... gets it but doesn't spoil it for everyone else. :)

[–]Feebowut[S] 4 points5 points ago

I always pictured business cats by the name Mr. Mittens.

[–]Vic_Rattlehead 0 points1 point ago

What does he wear on his paws when he's making too much noise?

[–]jcoder5 1 point2 points ago

i very much like this

[–]JayEffK 1 point2 points ago

Why is he not negotiating for cheezburgers?!

[–]Mavrocordat 1 point2 points ago

i have laughed so hard i woke up my roommate in the other room

[–]RYN3O 1 point2 points ago

Where's Reddit CEO when you need him?

Not Yishan though. That guy is a big fat phony.

[–]floydwiley 1 point2 points ago

ATTENTION THAT IS NOT THE REAL CEO OF REDDIT! OP IS A LIAR!

[–]turboknight 1 point2 points ago

This is one of those times where a good post title takes what would have been a good gif to a fucking amazing gif

[–]MakeshiftMorgan 1 point2 points ago

Whoever made this, I take my hat off to you...

[–]nikolaicannotdie1 9 points10 points ago

Raugh out roud

[–]Breathing_Balls 9 points10 points ago

Supplies! Your engrish velly good.

[–]zodiaclawl 12 points13 points ago

[–]Nevermindit 1 point2 points ago

That's rearee offensive

[–]spartaninspace -5 points-4 points ago

oh rearry?

[–]sarabiasaurus 0 points1 point ago

ROR.

[–]Feebowut[S] 3 points4 points ago

Thank you for the upvotes, fellow redditors.

[–]MaoThatHurt 9 points10 points ago

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HONEST GRATITUDE

[–]Feebowut[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you again :D

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

kawaii~~~~!

[–]TanStoney 0 points1 point ago

I seriously thought it was gonna be a picture of Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother and Godzilla.

[–]elchapoguzman 0 points1 point ago

GODAMN IT! I KNEW IT. ITS A CIA PLOT TO MAKE US THINK THAT MALLS ARE GOOD!

[–]brahman1004 0 points1 point ago

Ironically I was listening to this gem of a classic while I saw this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98qdFQF7sw

[–]chewp911 0 points1 point ago

That's a coincidence, and in no way ironic.

[–]somethinginsideme 0 points1 point ago

Its weird how that cat actually looks Japanese.

[–]kcufsiht 0 points1 point ago

Context?

[–]JobForACowboy 0 points1 point ago

This is Reddit's Overlord, not the CEO!

[–]lemorg 0 points1 point ago

Trying to show my boyfriend the ways of Reddit.. he saw this gif and thought it was factual.. I guess we all learn in different ways

[–]sad_pants 0 points1 point ago

it's funny cause Reddit likes cats

[–]rokyn 0 points1 point ago

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I always knew it was a cat behind the scenes at /r/yishansucks

[–]Shadowpriest 0 points1 point ago

Not so funny meow, is it?

[–]BlueSound 0 points1 point ago

dat cat wenat there becat there ain't nat Catholics!

[–]jedberg 0 points1 point ago

That explains why he always wants to eat sushi.

[–]crsaxon 0 points1 point ago

Laughing out loud.

[–]EvanMacIan 0 points1 point ago

[–]cornodog 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that was worried? For a second, I thought it read "goes to jail."

[–]CrimsonKing1990 0 points1 point ago

[–]Raidicus 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but whenever I see a picture/gif of a cat in my head I think it's probably just saying "I am a cat."

[–]skelooth 0 points1 point ago

I freakin LAUGHED hard at that. Reddit has destroyed me :P

[–]nijikai 0 points1 point ago

Can't believe it's taken this long for the jaran cat to get big on reddit. Atta boy.

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

This business trip is turning out to be a catastrophe.

[–]Tezdoll 0 points1 point ago

And no one cared.

[–]CONSUMER_OF_WORLDS 0 points1 point ago

WHY WONT THIS GIF LOOP

[–]chang_of_pace 0 points1 point ago

I'd follow that cat into hell.

[–]RENEKTONDISTRICT 0 points1 point ago

LOLOL

[–]rieldealIV 0 points1 point ago

Watched the GIF while listening to this made the cat seem like a total badass.

[–]mike213player213 0 points1 point ago

Reddit ceo is a successful ceo.

[–]suckthisdeth 0 points1 point ago

OH LOOK IT'S A CAT HAHAHAHAHAA UPBOAT IF U LOVE CATS AND ZACH BRAFF!!!!!

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

That's one cool cat.

[–]MisterWanderer 0 points1 point ago

The little fish card he pushes across the table says "nyannn" which is Japanese for meow.

I found this quite hilarious for some reason.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

I liked his small presentation.

[–]Feebowut[S] 0 points1 point ago

Guys, a question. I'm gonna sound like total retard here. Did this link make it to the front page?

[–]Joshter 0 points1 point ago

Man, I'm so stoned and have no idea what that was... but it made me giggle like an idiot with a matching grin. Receive my magical upvote.

[–]QualityInspector -1 points0 points ago

[–]Joshter 0 points1 point ago

My response.

:D

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[–]cerebral_ballsy 1 point2 points ago

I had never seen this before either, & I quite enjoyed it. Look at him & his little glasses. Heh.

[–]link287 4 points5 points ago

First I've seen it, so stfu, read your reddiquette

[–]Breathing_Balls -2 points-1 points ago

First ti[m]er here also.

[–]apathae -1 points0 points ago

Prease be on time.

[–]tails09 -1 points0 points ago

I have it on good authority that the business fish he hands over says 'nyan'

[–]Annihilia -1 points0 points ago

Your sources are feeding you erroneous information because it actually says "nyaran".

[–]LibraryNerdOne -1 points0 points ago

I'm don't really like cats, but I love Japan, so I'm conflicted. What the heck have an UPvote.

[–]QualityInspector -1 points0 points ago

[–]LibraryNerdOne 1 point2 points ago

DOWNvote for a troll. QualityInspector stop spamming for views to this vid. I checked your profile. There all links to this video.

[–]TheGreatestRedditor -1 points0 points ago

I'm at a [6] and this is the funniest shit ever lmao lmao lmao

[–]FeerMyBeard -3 points-2 points ago

Lies! Those Japanese People would have eatin him as soon as he landed