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[–]Tagichatn 142 points143 points ago

Should be titled "The only part of Hot Fuzz I have in gif form"

[–]QuickPhix 15 points16 points ago

It's very convenient that worked out.

[–]The_Painted_Man 10 points11 points ago

[–]yowhatupmayne 3 points4 points ago

or hey here's a popular gif of a well liked movie on a site with the same demographic as said movie....karma?

[–]Sufficientrobotics[S] 4 points5 points ago

Up votes to the left.

[–]demengrad 2 points3 points ago

So Raven.

[–]RedditGarbage 0 points1 point ago

HAHAH yes took the text right from my fingers thank you!

[–]Arclight 38 points39 points ago

My favorite part came later. When I realized this guy plays The Hound, in Game of Thrones.

[–]hmemcpy 21 points22 points ago

YARRP!!

[–]DramaQueen14 14 points15 points ago

....narp?

[–]hmemcpy 11 points12 points ago

Simon Pegg's expression is priceless at that moment!

[–]MoonJive 7 points8 points ago

WOAH. MIND BLOWN.

YARRP.

[–]SpacedApe 3 points4 points ago

My brother (almost literally from what I could tell from his reaction) shit himself when I pointed this out the other day.

[–]the_walrus_was_ringo 3 points4 points ago

I can't get it out of my head that Theon's right hand man was Chris Finch (Finchy!) from The Office.

[–]virtuosaylime 0 points1 point ago

What? No way!

[–]The_Painted_Man 0 points1 point ago

no... fucking.... way?!?

[–]OnlyHereForTheBeer 29 points30 points ago

The whole movie is my favorite part

[–]Ron_Mahogany 27 points28 points ago

[–]caveman_rejoice 0 points1 point ago

Haha, thta was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

[–]CowboyNinjaD 53 points54 points ago

"I suppose you're wondering why we call them the Andies?"

"They're both called Andrew?"

"They said you were good!"

[–]chinkostu 38 points39 points ago

"Ere, because working with them is an uphill struggle innit dad!"

bang

"Fuck off!"

Edit:i accidentally a words.

[–]seanbear 6 points7 points ago

Didn't he say "innit dad?"

[–]chinkostu 2 points3 points ago

Not sure, i've watched it loads of times but i'm still vulnerable to mishearing. Brb, youtube.

[–]seanbear 2 points3 points ago

[–]chinkostu 1 point2 points ago

"Uphill struggle, innit dad!"

Heres my british passport :(

[–]skyburnsred 16 points17 points ago

You can see the guy in the background beginning to laugh just as he's almost out of frame

[–]Softcorps_dn 2 points3 points ago

It's funnier when you realize that was the best take, and every other time he probably lost it way earlier.

[–]debbie_does_malice 2 points3 points ago

DVD extras - out takes - priceless

[–]ImperialCreed 13 points14 points ago

"You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off down the model village." The two Andrews have some if the best bits in the whole film.

[–]ioncewasacowboyking 16 points17 points ago

"Everyone and their mums is packin' round here"

"Like who?"

"Farmers"

"Who else?"

"....farmers mums".

[–]alwayssunnyinLA 13 points14 points ago

Would be hard pressed to pick a favorite part because the whole movie is so damn funny, but in terms of visuals I love this one. Got it signed by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg a few weeks ago.

[–]crapattf2 23 points24 points ago

there many many scenes i love but this one made me laugh a lot:- http://i.imgur.com/khykL.jpg

[–]Canadave 11 points12 points ago

Reminds me of one of my favourite sight gags in Airplane!.

[–]or_me_bender 1 point2 points ago

I want that picture on my wall.

[–]stacecom 0 points1 point ago

Airplane 2: The Sequel

[–]Canadave 0 points1 point ago

You're right, my bad. I blame a poor choice of GIS phrasing.

[–]kman2k1 0 points1 point ago

[–]d_b_cooper 2 points3 points ago

Timothy Dalton doesn't mess around.

[–]dlpnd 43 points44 points ago

This gets me every time

[–]theowlfromzelda 4 points5 points ago

Came here looking for this. Thank you good sir.

[–]SampMan87 2 points3 points ago

So did I!

[–]neverendingdrums 7 points8 points ago

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Bullshit-slinger 1 point2 points ago

This is what I get when I get drunk on a weeknight.

You owe me new a new pair of boxers and bedsheets.

[–]SouthPads 2 points3 points ago

Brought tears to my eyes.

[–]SandstoneD 23 points24 points ago

My favorite part is the whole movie. Once you get past the novelty of zombies you come to term with the fact that Hot Fuzz is a better film than Shaun.

[–]Topazornottopaz 5 points6 points ago

A friend of mine went and saw a double showing of Shaun and Hot Fuzz a little while after the second came out, and told me the next day that it was better than Shaun. I refused to believe him until I saw it (months later), but yeah, it really is.

[–]Canadave 1 point2 points ago

It's funnier, but SotD has better characters. So it really depends how I'm evaluating the movie, I find.

[–]fubes2000 9 points10 points ago

Well if it isn't Cuntstable Nick Angle.

[–]dcthree 13 points14 points ago

Mornin' Angle

[–]RemyTaveras 10 points11 points ago

[–]seba079 11 points12 points ago

Is it Hot Fuzz gif time? Cool

[–]goobledoob 6 points7 points ago

Paddy Considine is the man

[–]YouGotAFishtank 6 points7 points ago

Paddy Considine is a tremendous actor, that's why.

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[–]YouGotAFishtank 0 points1 point ago

Tremendous film, which deserved better reviews. His performance was great.

'In America' is a great film too, where he also puts in a good performance.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Dont want to be a hero, but simon pegg and I were born and lived in the same part of gloucester, so by that logic were related

[–]paranoidbeemer 25 points26 points ago

[–]Piano_Guy_Tries 11 points12 points ago

I...I don't know which owl to watch.

[–]bwukki 20 points21 points ago

Those are demons, not owls.

[–]Piano_Guy_Tries 2 points3 points ago

KILL THEM. KILL THEM WITH WATER.

[–]thumbtacforbreakfast 2 points3 points ago

awww...wait....wut?

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

[–]thavi 1 point2 points ago

There's so much weird shit going on..

[–]pseudostraw 2 points3 points ago

Yarp.

[–]pantsareamyth 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting a link to the entire movie.

[–]loves_cereal 3 points4 points ago

you have a mustache...

[–]Slidewolf 3 points4 points ago

I know....

[–]l3uddy-p4u1 3 points4 points ago

i post this for the greater good

[–]cunnilinguslover 3 points4 points ago

THE GREATER GOOD

[–]HowardTJMoon 0 points1 point ago

Shut it!

[–]l3uddy-p4u1 0 points1 point ago

thank you so much

[–]konydanza 4 points5 points ago

My favorite part
Nicholas: "He's appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner!"
Danny: "He's NOT Judge Judy and executioner!"

[–]adamzep91 5 points6 points ago

[–]lixtonpickles 2 points3 points ago

Every time I see Rafe Spall I want to give him a hug.

[–]SubtleMockery 1 point2 points ago

You should watch The Shadow Line then.

[–]lixtonpickles 1 point2 points ago

I have, and it was fantastic.

[–]SubtleMockery 1 point2 points ago

SO good.

[–]snuffletrout 0 points1 point ago

And mothafuckin Prometheus! And Pete vs Life!

[–]lixtonpickles 1 point2 points ago

Indeed, though I'm still ashamed of him for being in Anonymous.

[–]snuffletrout 0 points1 point ago

I never saw that, I decided to take the advice of people who had

[–]insideoutduck 2 points3 points ago

I just love the way Rafe doesn't quite hold the expression all the way out of shot...

[–]RMessmann 1 point2 points ago

Good catch. In fact, it almost looks as if he's on the verge of hysterical laughter.

[–]April_Fabb 2 points3 points ago

It's maybe not the best example, but movies like HotFuzz makes me wonder why there aren't more british made movies. I mean, It's not like there's a lack of talent.

[–]Talon6996 1 point2 points ago

I could watch this all day

[–]seoulbandit84 1 point2 points ago

my favorite line = "ya see any murderins?"

[–]Cessoe 1 point2 points ago

"is it true that there is a spot in a mans head where if you shoot it his head will blow up?" Best line in my opinion

[–]bo87 0 points1 point ago

"Is there a yoga move that is so powerful it makes you shit your pants?"

[–]Deofol7 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part is the entire movie.

[–]WarAndRuin 1 point2 points ago

my favorite part was the spike going threw the dude's jaw...but that's just me

[–]Randoxicated 1 point2 points ago

[–]GaijinSama 1 point2 points ago

I love the fact that of the two twins at the police departments front desk, one reads Iain Banks, the other reads Iain M. Banks

[–]Topazornottopaz 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part. Who knew Paddy Considine was a comedic talent? Not this American.

[–]bbqbot 1 point2 points ago

Agreed.

[–]kyle2143 1 point2 points ago

That part is pretty funny, but I have to say that this is probably up there too.

[–]DaMountainDwarf 0 points1 point ago

I seriously don't know how many times I've seen this movie because I've seen it so many times. Had it on DVD and watched it like crazy. Now I have it on blu ray and watch it like crazy. :(

[–]JoeClever 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part "everybody hold it or the ginger but gets it!"

[–]Sharp398 1 point2 points ago

It's "Nobody move, or the ginger nut gets it!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Noticed this for the first time last night. Amazing

[–]virtuosaylime 0 points1 point ago

I laughed pretty hard when the nun whipped out a gun. That whole scene when all the townspeople start shooting is pretty awesome!

[–]SecChf_RocIngersol 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean favourite

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

[–]shinobiz11 0 points1 point ago

Wondering if I am the only one who noticed near the end of the movie when they are arresting Skinner and Frank, they do a panning shot of the crime scene and you can see one of the Andy's is banging the air and smacking an invisible ass, it's a hidden gem, I wish I could find the video.

[–]jonssonite 0 points1 point ago

I love that movie.

"TWO BLOKES AND A FUCKLOAD OF CUTTLERY!"

[–]notmyuglyside 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part was when Nick Frost got the brain freeze.

[–]chewyice 0 points1 point ago

Out of all the parts of that movie... You chose that to be a favorite? Wtf man?

[–]iwidiwin 0 points1 point ago

Cartwright: What else you got, Crockett and Tubby?

Angel: Skid marks

Wainwright: Now who's being childish?

[–]dhp1161 0 points1 point ago

more like hot jizz

[–]notboring 0 points1 point ago

Amazing script. One of the only films that must be watched twice, to see how incredibly clever it is put together. Everything is twinned and the I can't think of a better edited film.

[–]devjin 0 points1 point ago

'It's alright Andy.... its just bolognese!'

[–]JPRenard 0 points1 point ago

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRtVJDhGNsI] (PUNCH THAT SHIT)

seriously, no one mentioned this scene?

[–]monkeyf1st 2 points3 points ago

No space in between the ] and (.

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

Yarp.

[–]Ahhartsock 0 points1 point ago

Every line they say is gold.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE THIS PART, but the gif just doesnt do it justice without the "DUN"s

[–]DangerMouseToby 0 points1 point ago

Its alright Andy! It's just bolognese!

[–]Reaper505 0 points1 point ago

"You have a mustache"

"....I know."

[–]snuffletrout 0 points1 point ago

"Ummm hi, the swan's escaped."

[–]fozzie1984 -2 points-1 points ago

i can see a bright future for this GIF

[–]paranoidbeemer 15 points16 points ago

I see a bright past.

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[–]nerds-fuck-adaquetly 4 points5 points ago

[–]laurev23 0 points1 point ago

"you've got a mustache" ".... I know."

My favorite.

[–]Drumboardist -2 points-1 points ago

Hrm. Any chance of someone who actually knows what they're doing putting in Bert into this Gif? Somehow? 'cause...that would be brilliant. Sez I.

[–]Prep_ -1 points0 points ago

Smashing?

[–]SubtleMockery -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit, is that Jay Wratten?