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[–]_Aldous_ 183 points184 points ago

"Why are you taking my picture, I told you to stop."

[–]helpfuldan 143 points144 points ago

Exactly. That's not "that look". Her eyes are open. Her boobs are partially exposed. That's apparently "that look" on reddit. Anyone who thinks that look means come fuck me, it doesn't. She's looking at a guy taking her picture.

[–]MaybeOptimist 95 points96 points ago

Das look.

[–]flignir 32 points33 points ago

Isn't that what eye contact with anyone attractive means?

[–]geopuxnav 21 points22 points ago

These are "that look"

[–]SamwiseIAm 12 points13 points ago

Can't be sure, but I think it's just a joke where the look is irrelevant and they just like looking at a picture of boobs. Because Reddit

[–]phi186 2 points3 points ago

While I can agree with you, I actually fucking love a woman's face, if I had to chose a wife based on tits or face, face every time, and this chick has a hot face.

[–]eyecite 8 points9 points ago

I don't know, she has her body turned towards who she's looking at, and may or may not be smirking as she's drinking. Her eyebrows certainly aren't combative.

[–]festivusprime 1 point2 points ago

Oh good. For a few minutes there I worried on what I'd missed out on, by previously never recognizing any kind of invitation in that look.

[–]BuckeyeBentley 1 point2 points ago

It's not really the look she's giving that makes her seem sultry, but rather the soft focus of everything around her. Gives it that vibe of no one is there besides you and her.

[–]imightsoundlikeajerk 1 point2 points ago

She looks awesome in general

[–]rubber_duckyy 232 points233 points ago

[–]Whitetornadu 46 points47 points ago

What movie is this from?

[–]nanderson815 528 points529 points ago

Harry Potter.

[–]m1kepro 174 points175 points ago

This was "Chamber of Secrets," right?

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 59 points60 points ago

I think it was Philospher's Stones.

[–]verynayce 59 points60 points ago

I think you're mistaking it for The Half Mast Prince.

[–]Dave_Hulud 49 points50 points ago

No no it was the deathly swallows.

[–]cynicalMIND 32 points33 points ago

Clearly its from The Prisoner of Asskaban

[–]nom_yourmom 23 points24 points ago

I think it's from The Order of the Penis ... no? I'm sorry for that. I JUST WANT TO FIT IN!

[–]_fortune 5 points6 points ago

That's what he said.

[–]Iceman531 1 point2 points ago

Did everyone forget the Gobbling of fur?

[–]SonOfFenrir 1 point2 points ago

Yea, I remember they slitherin

[–]Footballvike81 0 points1 point ago

Woman in Black.

[–]Jarwhal 99 points100 points ago

Ricky Gervais' TV series "Extras"

[–]PsychoAgent 3 points4 points ago

Damn it. You ruined it with your serious helpful response.

[–]Cooper0505 31 points32 points ago

TV show called Extras. Funny stuff, well worth watching.

[–]VerlorenesMetallgeld 5 points6 points ago

Listen to him. Watch all of it now.

[–]CCCHAMP 22 points23 points ago

Is that Daniel Radcliffe?

[–]fortunatevoice 24 points25 points ago

Yeah, it's from the show Extras. I've only seen that one episode but he's hilarious.

[–]italia06823834 37 points38 points ago

The one with Patrick Stewart is pretty awesome.

[–]Gwohl 9 points10 points ago

I think the one with Ian McKellen was the best.

"You ARE aware that I'm not really ... a wizard?"

[–]Treats 11 points12 points ago

They were all pretty awesome.

[–]M1ke52 1 point2 points ago

His best work

[–]Mysterymason 4 points5 points ago

"Because I've seen everything."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

That was fucking brilliant, thank you!

[–]soymE 1 point2 points ago

it's Raniel Dadcliffe

[–]argh_minecraft 290 points291 points ago

The only acceptable repost on reddit.

[–]Ruckol1 223 points224 points ago

[–]WishboneTheDog 35 points36 points ago

Anything to get me closer to the action. If someone has even better, bring it on.

[–]arthurconan 39 points40 points ago

[–]WangBangSusie 64 points65 points ago

Let's cut to the chase...http://i.imgur.com/OXTwX.jpg

[–]basshound3 13 points14 points ago

but... but... you cropped out too much to make it a funny macromeme

[–]WangBangSusie 76 points77 points ago

Oh I'm sorry. Let me fix it http://i.imgur.com/ikZMN.jpg

[–]brownchickenbr0wnc0w 172 points173 points ago

final fix

[–]AcolyteRB 52 points53 points ago

[–]DerpaKey 9 points10 points ago

More! Enhance Again!

[–]quite_a_gEnt 9 points10 points ago

WE MUST GO DEEPER!

[–]Ersers 39 points40 points ago

Oh god yes!

[–]Crim91 1 point2 points ago

I came.

[–]amtracdriver 1 point2 points ago

That's hot!

[–]chaos_switch 1 point2 points ago

Pffft, look at that fake colouring. Go natural or go home.

[–]Khue 6 points7 points ago

Enhance.

[–]condor85 7 points8 points ago

[–]WishboneTheDog 18 points19 points ago

Deeper would be even better than closer.

[–]TheBreeze 1 point2 points ago

Sheizer.

[–]rasmus9311 185 points186 points ago

How about this one? http://i.imgur.com/ychUH.gif

[–]wormholebeardgrowth 87 points88 points ago

Melts my heart. Everytime.

[–]DancingWithKafka 80 points81 points ago

/r/stopgirl

Yes, this exists.

[–]whiterungaurd 33 points34 points ago

Its just one gigantic stream of reposts... that get upvoted...

[–]MadMageMC 18 points19 points ago

Like we always do?

Like we always do.

[–]BluShine 1 point2 points ago

Like we always do.

Like we always do!

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

Reddit compact.

[–]tnerbusas 8 points9 points ago

I wonder if she knows/ what she'd do if she found out that this exists.

[–]malditoscojones 4 points5 points ago

free karma!

[–]m1kepro 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for introducing me to my newest subscribed subreddit.

[–]masterdll7 29 points30 points ago

Yeah, until you realize that the guy on the left is being possessed everytime.

[–]CarlWheezer 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit. Thanks, you're a master.

[–]CudleWudles 1 point2 points ago

He's mystified by her charm. Can't blame him.

[–]greentangent 8 points9 points ago

I think it's the fact that she just gets more beautiful as the smile grows. To me she looks average at the beginning and is a 12 by the end.

[–]TroilusStAlbans 1 point2 points ago

But she's saying "no"

[–]Herbert3k 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who wants to just hug her at the end of the .gif? Such a cutie.

[–]rasmus9311 1 point2 points ago

I want to hug her during the whole .gif!

[–]Danobc 1 point2 points ago

when she smiles she looks like joseph gordon lewitt

[–]emperorpotatoketchup 13 points14 points ago

only in Oktober though

[–]whatkindofasshole 12 points13 points ago

Pfft! Bitch, it's June and I want to upvote it twice.

[–]poorlyexecutedjab 4 points5 points ago

Except that it starts in September.

[–]dYYYb 6 points7 points ago

Actually mostly in September and a few days in October.

[–]B_Provisional 1 point2 points ago

What are you talking about? Assholes on this site love upboating reposts. There's usually no better way to get downvoted to oblivion on an /r/pics comment thread than to point out a submission is a repost.

[–]argh_minecraft 1 point2 points ago

Whatever, that is totally false! I am downboating you!

[–]Drahkir 41 points42 points ago

What look?

[–]coppersink 34 points35 points ago

"Fucking asshole keeps taking pictures of me."

[–]rwbombc 21 points22 points ago

shameless plug time for /r/dirndls. Enjoy.

[–]kegman83 6 points7 points ago

THIS EXISTS?

[–]serra627 34 points35 points ago

I went last year. AWESOME. http://imgur.com/CJtEi (that's me!)

[–]WiggyWare 12 points13 points ago

TIL the drinking age at Oktoberfest is 13

[–]F4nta 1 point2 points ago

Out of curiosity, how many liters did you drink? I would imagine a foreigner that is not used to bavarian beer getting drunk from it really really fast

[–]jackwoww 1 point2 points ago

dat eyes

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 58 points59 points ago

Still kinda partial to this picture instead: http://imgur.com/B6hAl

[–]absolutelynothing 72 points73 points ago

That lip bite does weird things to my body

[–]hanzvermhatt 47 points48 points ago

Yeah... Weird things... That rhyme with hejaculate.

[–]Murkantilism 7 points8 points ago

You asshole! I just laughed out loud in a classroom of 12 people.

Be less funny!

[–]hanzvermhatt 2 points3 points ago

Did you tell them it was because of the word 'hejaculate?" I'm contemplating patenting this word and making a porno out of it...

[–]Murkantilism 1 point2 points ago

Of course I didn't, but you should. I would watch that shit.

[–]arcooke 53 points54 points ago

This is my all-time favorite. http://i.imgur.com/6x15v.jpg

[–]DiscoMo 2 points3 points ago

Came here to see this pic and am kind of disappointed that it's so far from the top.

[–]bryntheskits 1 point2 points ago

...ok definitely going to this years Oktoberfest

[–]sharatds 6 points7 points ago

[–]Weakest_Asshat 56 points57 points ago

She kind of looks like Natalie Portman

[–]bodhi_dharma 25 points26 points ago

Yes - with bigger boobies.... Thanks Weakest_Asshat for sharing my exact thought.

[–]shit_flavored_turds 1 point2 points ago

Ashley Greene for me

[–]cupnoodl3s 1 point2 points ago

Her eyes remind me more of Leighton Meester.

[–]devilsadvocated 45 points46 points ago

Reposting is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have upvoted it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[–]Siobhan1013 8 points9 points ago

Yep, and everyone is too distracted by the boobs to notice that she is holding the mug (Maß) wrong.

Edit: Mug not stein.

[–]devilsadvocated 1 point2 points ago

There's a stein?

[–]ZetsubouZolo 1 point2 points ago

my surname is Stein

[–]preske 40 points41 points ago

das boobies

[–]TahsinTekin 33 points34 points ago

Diese Titten

[–]cf0ed2aa-bdf5-4ef6-a 7 points8 points ago

Ordentlich Holz vor der Hütte

[–]Danobc 2 points3 points ago

Solche Möpse

[–]Paralyzing 3 points4 points ago

Mann sind das Titten

[–]ZetsubouZolo 2 points3 points ago

leck mich sind das pralle melonen

[–]ControversialFaggot 2 points3 points ago

Stopzapperlotnochmal.

[–]richmomz 3 points4 points ago

Ich werde in meinem bunk.

[–]madplayshd 1 point2 points ago

At least you tried.

[–]googleypoodle 4 points5 points ago

That's lazy college senior's girlfriend

[–]bopll 7 points8 points ago

As far as beer girls go, nobody beats Front Right Beer Girl

[–]carltonismyhero8 35 points36 points ago

God bless the Germans and everything they stand for. (Post WWII)

[–]eiPott 20 points21 points ago

Bavarians, dude. Don't mess that up.

[–]poorlyexecutedjab 15 points16 points ago

God bless the Germans, even if they're Bavarian. Especially if they're not.

[–]imafunghi 7 points8 points ago

God bless the Bavarians and everything they stand for. (Post WWII)

[–]greenearrow 5 points6 points ago

Fuck austerity though, we want excess! As in even more of those boobs!

[–]Coopchuck 15 points16 points ago

Holy smokes she is absolutely beautiful

[–]hintomint 19 points20 points ago

Uh oh, nose is covered. As a big nosed girl, I can tell you that there could be any number of semi-nasal shaped monsters lurking behind that stein.

[–]touchy610 17 points18 points ago

Actually, based on the shape of the bridge, I'd be willing to bet that she has a little round button nose.

[–]econymous 6 points7 points ago

Creep

[–]touchy610 10 points11 points ago

Wut.

[–]KfactorK 1 point2 points ago

Splut!

[–]DuctileDonkey 2 points3 points ago

You do realize that the nose is visible through the beerstein, right?

[–]LoveTrulyKevin 23 points24 points ago

i went, eyes, beer, boobs, eyes, boobs

[–]supermodel_alleycat 13 points14 points ago

FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, YOU SKIPPED THE BEER! NEVER SKIP THE BEER!!

[–]arbitraryletters 9 points10 points ago

Now sing this to the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

[–]SimilarImage 84 points85 points ago

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4 months rol_leg She's got the look!! here 643 1053
8 months acidjunky Oktoberfest <3 here 629 1264
1 month D0mi And that's how your mom and I met here 32 458

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[–]StewieBanana 191 points192 points ago

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT THIS TIME!

[–]SimilarImage 66 points67 points ago

If they realized that the other conversations that I link to often contain useful information, like the source, and or additional images, they'd care.

SimilarImage is not a 'repost bot', its goal is to link to those other conversations. Think of it as adding a 'related' link based on pixels, instead of text.

[–]KfactorK 31 points32 points ago

Woah I thought you are a fully automatic AI, got confused by this reply.

[–]godofallcows 11 points12 points ago

Or is he?

[–]KfactorK 9 points10 points ago

Wait a se... Oh hey SkyNet.

Goodbye to you all.

[–]mach-2 1 point2 points ago

Well I guess I've found my new religion...ALL HAIL LORD SIMAGE!!!

[–]-JuJu- 6 points7 points ago

The bots you see on reddit are indeed automated, but the creator can still log in and manually post comments.

[–]junkfood66 4 points5 points ago

This is not the bot you are looking for. Move along now.

[–]DrDerpberg 1 point2 points ago

I don't actually hate you, but I upvoted StewieBanana because it accurately conveys the entire thread wanting silence so they can stare at her more.

[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

Oh, God, the uprising.

[–]richmomz 1 point2 points ago

Reason: epic cleavage + lusty looks + beer = upvotes. Stick that in your bot's code!

[–]qwertyvibe 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how many posts i'd get if I reposted say...in 5 minutes.

[–]wolfpackk 15 points16 points ago

[–]buttonforest 5 points6 points ago

She is a lot smoother than I was in Munich drinking at 9am. Us ladies need to practice this beer/stare combination.

[–]phillythebeaut 7 points8 points ago

like she fell out of the i wanna suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way down

[–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 34 points35 points ago

Those tits.

[–]Pursys 66 points67 points ago

At first I was like funny comment, then I read your username. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ebombz 16 points17 points ago

You have to admire his flexibility and determination. That takes skill.

[–]bersh 28 points29 points ago

Assuming it's still attached...

[–]Ebombz 20 points21 points ago

...sheeeeiiit.

[–]toThe9thPower 1 point2 points ago

Well fuck, looks like I am at my limit for internet today. Seeya tomorrow guys.

[–]higher-_-resolution 1 point2 points ago

[–]ShockerPopper 1 point2 points ago

Look very closely... boobs

[–]SwampFox22 1 point2 points ago

Man, I need to get stationed in Germany.

[–]THE_APE_SHIT_KILLER 6 points7 points ago

[–]mbuff 2 points3 points ago

After reading the comments, I have determined that reddit must be 99% male.

[–]soShesPregnant 1 point2 points ago

This might not get seen.... But for anyone who has never been to Oktoberfest, the experience is one of the best I care to remember.

Day one, queues form outside these beer halls, the larger ones holding upwards of 9000 people, start around 8am.

Once the doors are open, and the patrons enter, they are treated to row after row of table after table. Literally enough space to wander with 8 maß of beer in the waitresses arms.

The waiting staff (all females) rely solely on tips to earn money, treat these ladies well and you will be set for the day. Between the 9-12 while waiting for the first keg to be tapped, you'd do well to give hefty tips on all your soft drinks.

Then, come midday, the magic happens. The Mayor of Munich will tap the first keg, and the ceremonial oompah music will begin. If you've done well with your Dirndl-garbed waitress, you'll get your beer within seconds of the taps opening. The happiest moment I had here, after sitting in the sweltering room all morning, our lovely maid appeared with 8 2-litre jugs (of 6% abv) in her arms, cheers of joy from all the table, looks of jealousy from those around not so fortunate.

The day continues with merriment, music from the oompah bands, dancing on the tables, socialising with locals and tourists alike, with the phrase "Prost" thrown in the air for good measure.

The atmosphere is something that cannot be measured, from the singing and cheering, to the lovely ladies of all shapes and sizing donning their dirndl, the gents dressed up in their finest lederhosen. And that's without even seeing the rest of the fair; food, rides, amusements all around.

[–]anonymousHacker 1 point2 points ago

That repost.

[–]dasmalarkey 1 point2 points ago

blatant repost. still get's my upvote....

[–]APlaidZebra 1 point2 points ago

Those tits.

EDIT: Just realized someone posted this exact comment earlier in the thread. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[–]Footballvike81 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not saying "dat"!

[–]Rainieri 1 point2 points ago

Can anyone zoom in the important part? I am talking about the beer.

[–]Anti_Craic 1 point2 points ago

That head...that full body...the definition of a Bavarian beauty...what a beer!

[–]green-influx 1 point2 points ago

[–]Lt_Caine 1 point2 points ago

ma'am, those jugs...

*shades*

were not made for beer.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

[–]ResoL101 1 point2 points ago

She looks a bit like Jessica Lange...

[–]SeaLegs 0 points1 point ago

I don't see any sort of "look".

[–]RndmHero 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty proud of this one that I took last year. I like this one as well. (both my OC)

[–]Liamh101 0 points1 point ago

That cleavage.

[–]shua3 0 points1 point ago

I'm in love

[–]ImmortalImitator 0 points1 point ago

That rack

[–]QTheBurns 0 points1 point ago

It's a repost, but its also the first thing I ever commented on as a redditor. Nostalgia.

[–]adieuSpaceCowboy 0 points1 point ago

Fraulein Girls :D

[–]bungerman 0 points1 point ago

It's like her cleavage is staring right at me.

[–]yodaman293 0 points1 point ago

That bosom.

[–]Jibber_Fight 0 points1 point ago

I would do absolutely anything she asked.

[–]Sir_WigglesWorth 0 points1 point ago

I want.

[–]treeshaker 0 points1 point ago

This is my dream woman.

[–]apache_cook 0 points1 point ago

My future WIFE!!!

Where have you been?

[–]OpiumTea 0 points1 point ago

Enough. This girl needs to do an AMA

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 0 points1 point ago

My penis and brain are in agreement...me likey.

[–]zstars 0 points1 point ago

I just agreed to move to Berlin for a year for a placement. I'll move there in time for octoberfest.

Oh fuck yes.

[–]richmomz 0 points1 point ago

What look?

[–]imperiumk 0 points1 point ago

I suddenly have an urge to learn German.

[–]trust_me_im_a_cat 0 points1 point ago

All I see is a woman in a tight outfit prepping some beer farts

[–]_TheFifth_ 0 points1 point ago

Don't care if you found this image elsewhere, that shit is hot.

[–]unanything 0 points1 point ago

What look? All I see is tits and beer.

[–]BlackZeppelin 0 points1 point ago

We're talking about the dude with the creepy smile in the upper part of the picture right?

[–]l0s71 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had gone to Munich

[–]awkwarddudebro 0 points1 point ago

A look that launched a thousand boners

[–]booyea93 0 points1 point ago

What look?..

[–]IcanCrash 0 points1 point ago

I want to go to there.

[–]jackwoww 0 points1 point ago

sigh...she is eventually going to get fat from those giant beers.

[–]wearefurniture 0 points1 point ago

mmmbeer.

[–]redditor1991 0 points1 point ago

Eyefucked the shit out of me.

[–]Thewhitebread 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was the table and the beer was my penis.