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all 42 comments

[–]invisible_treasure 88 points89 points ago

Obviously you have alzheimers 'cos this is a repost ;)

[–]nostalgicBadger 6 points7 points ago

Is the original post better quality? This one is blurry.

[–]Ukaners 53 points54 points ago

Hey I just met you. Here's a downvote.

[–]TFiPW 7 points8 points ago

[–]OlleOliver 17 points18 points ago

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy But this is a repost.

A downvote maybe

[–]Bumzo1 9 points10 points ago

This is a lie. My Grandma actually has Alzheimer's and she acts like everyone has been her close friend for years.

[–]heatherlynnblack 0 points1 point ago

Everyone with Alzheimer's reacts differently to it. My grandmother will treat some strangers like she knows exactly who they are and then she will greet other people 5 times in 2 minutes. So it all depends on the day, really.

[–]radiokungfu 13 points14 points ago

Did you just reword this and think you're clever? dafuq

[–]skinnyhaz 3 points4 points ago

He didn't reword it because it's a repost

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 15 points16 points ago

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have schizophrenia, the aliens are devouring my intestines."

[–]MattTruelove 11 points12 points ago

The username says it all.

[–]geosh 4 points5 points ago

At least he doesn't have Alzheimer's!

[–]RyanT22 2 points3 points ago

Hey! I just banged you, And it was CRAZY. Delete my number, And keep the baby.

[–]TrollfaceJr 5 points6 points ago

[–]beastlybob36 3 points4 points ago

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a condom, so fuck me safely.

[–]guitarbee 1 point2 points ago

That old man seems nice.

[–]Deracination 1 point2 points ago

"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

[–]Blackie_chanMan 1 point2 points ago

"Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,I left my condom,so anal maybe?"

[–]spendser89 0 points1 point ago

i tired this the other weekend at a restaurant... it didnt work

[–]edisekeed 0 points1 point ago

I dont know why I just laughed so hard

[–]SeveredBanana -1 points0 points ago

9GAG is leaking again...

[–]thatguy1717 -2 points-1 points ago

I must put this on a business card to meet chicks!

[–]zulu90 -1 points0 points ago

Hey I just met you

and this is scary

[–]MiniDonbeE -1 points0 points ago

I saw this on my facebook feed a while ago, one of my friends posted it and it was from 9gag, I'm pretty sure they stole it from reddit.

[–]zalapa89 -1 points0 points ago

Laughed and then realized my grandpa died from Alzheimer's. Now I'm not sure what to think.

[–]ipwnnoobbz -1 points0 points ago

REPOST GO BACK TO 9gag

[–]dangerevans007 -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad I subscribe to r/atheism, otherwise I'd go to hell for laughing at this.

[–]WErideAtMarket -1 points0 points ago

Can't believe I saw this on Facebook first.

[–]bossferatu -1 points0 points ago

when will people learn, that if they post a meme, they themselves didn't make, then it's definately a repost??

[–]Noelthemexican -1 points0 points ago

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost.

[–]CoyoteStark -1 points0 points ago

This is offensive in all the right ways.

[–]valgrot56 -1 points0 points ago

this is horrible

[–]iwasapolygon -1 points0 points ago

Repost and not even funny to begin with. Making fun of shit like that is childish.

[–]acmilan12 -1 points0 points ago

Hey I just met this meme. And this is crazy. But this is a repost. So I'll downvote certainly.

[–]VanDeLeighIndustries -1 points0 points ago

This isnt funny at all.

[–]C--Flat91 -1 points0 points ago

Cool. a repost

[–]darknemesis25 -4 points-3 points ago

aahhhhh maann this is so bad... gosh.. such indecision to upvote or downvote..

[–]rawrgs -2 points-1 points ago

You inspired this.

[–]CStew777 -2 points-1 points ago

I may have alzheimers, but atleast i dont have alzheimers.