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[–]ladybugkillas 21 points22 points ago

Guarantee OP is a girl.

[–]chewy732 3 points4 points ago

With a name like sassybananas, I sure hope it is.

[–]AOIM_CubanJ 3 points4 points ago

didn't need to check the name.

[–]cuntface2 14 points15 points ago

[–]myhoneychild 13 points14 points ago

Lies! That never happens

[–]BwaDu 13 points14 points ago

When I get on Facebook: Where are you people?

[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 weeks zero_fold How I feel on Facebook on my birthday[FIXED] here 48 1024
1 week PhazonBlazer How I feel at family reunions here 16 780
1 month cenwen Just checked my facebook for the first time in months... /r/AdviceAnimals 3 214

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[–]scamlikenewton 1 point2 points ago

Wrong. Or maybe I just don't have friends.

[–]Platypus_agm 0 points1 point ago

First world problems

[–]Onslaught147 0 points1 point ago

A facebook message for me is similar to getting mail now. Rarely happens, but when it does I get all excited. Although it always turns out to be spam of some sort.

[–]apm96 0 points1 point ago

... lucky bastard

[–]slamminbeers 0 points1 point ago

[–]FilthyCrab -1 points0 points ago

Seems like you have a serious problem... You should look for help