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[–]mikehah 107 points108 points ago

  • Axe
  • Axes
  • Taxes.... We need the IRS Man!
    • Passive: Enemy Champions items cost 5% more
  • He can actually be a good support!!!

[–]RyrMyrByr 25 points26 points ago

Psh. Only 5% sales tax? To make it realistic, bump it up to at least 14%.

[–]Hazasoul[Rerenwo] (EU-W) 15 points16 points ago

25 %

:(

[–]Zafarium 5 points6 points ago

you have 25% sales tax?! how much is income tax there!?

[–]Websterr(EU-W) 8 points9 points ago

You think that's a lot? In Denmark we have 36.57–55.4 % (depending on how rich you are)

[–]sMertins[sMertins] (EU-W) 2 points3 points ago

How? Skrå skatteloft = 51,5% + kirkeskat = maksimal skatteprocent

[–]Hazasoul[Rerenwo] (EU-W) 3 points4 points ago

The sales tax depends on the item, but it's up to 25 %. Food is generally 15 %, but items like electronice are 25 %.

Hmm, I don't know the numbers there, and the income tax depends on age and income. After some searching it seems like the norm is 28 %, but may be up to 50 %.

Norway, yay.

[–]olbpetersson 7 points8 points ago

I take your 28% and raise it with 33%.

Sweden, yay!

[–]Prolux 2 points3 points ago

Yay Norway.

[–]AspirationsQ 1 point2 points ago

UK 20%.

[–]Surfing_Nymph 1 point2 points ago

Norway, 0% to 55% depending on how much you earn.
Usually you're somewhere around 32-38%.

[–]Zafarium 2 points3 points ago

ahhh. i don't like the idea of getting taxed 2 times, it just seems... sneaky to me. why not just have ONLY sales tax or ONLY income tax!?

[–]AlexFromOmaha 0 points1 point ago

They serve different purposes, and believe me, you're being taxed a whole lot more than twice.

A sales tax allows a direct tax on consumption. In most US jurisdictions, that means that you can get food without paying taxes, and you pay quite a bit on luxury goods or certain undesired goods, like alcohol and cigarettes.

An income tax is the more reliable way to tax the rich more than the poor, who spend proportionally more of their income on goods are services. Property taxes are similar. Even if there's a flat property tax rate, the wealthy are more likely to have proportionally more in valuable assets.

[–]Sp1n_Kuro[Kurø] (NA) 0 points1 point ago

Too bad in the US the wealthy get constant tax cuts and/or don't pay their taxes at all.

[–]Kerse 0 points1 point ago

Mitt Romney pays a little more percentage wise than my family does. My family is barely over the poverty threshold.

[–]Sp1n_Kuro[Kurø] (NA) 0 points1 point ago

tax cuts should be for the people on the low end, if anything.

[–]Hazasoul[Rerenwo] (EU-W) 0 points1 point ago

2 times? It's more like every time and everything, you almost can't do anything in Norway that doesn't have a tax on it.

[–]YouGotTheTouch 0 points1 point ago

The sneakiness is definitely part of it. People are more willing to accept, say, two different 20% taxes rather than a single 40% tax. I suppose it's similar to the way £9.99 tricks you into thinking it's closer to £9.00 than to £10.00

[–]maretard 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the dark side of capitalism. Don't talk too loudly though, or the anti-commie insults will rain down upon you like heavenly fire.

[–]Zerikin 4 points5 points ago

FTFY:

Welcome to the dark side of capitalismbig government.

[–]Hazasoul[Rerenwo] (EU-W) 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to free healthcare and social security. It's a price I'm very much willing to pay.

[–]maretard 0 points1 point ago

Oh fair enough. At my age (21) though, those are both irrelevant. I'll probably change my stance as I get older. :)

[–]Hazasoul[Rerenwo] (EU-W) 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you're probably correct on the social security, it's not that relevant for me yet either, but healthcare is always relevant. You never know when you'll get in an accident.

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS 0 points1 point ago

Or when you have kids.

[–]PatteLoffen 0 points1 point ago

Why cry? Our salaries are more than double the american salaries. Also free health care. And education. And trygd. And pensjon.

[–]Bloranyl 0 points1 point ago

Also religous prejudices is nothing compared to US.

They're the largeste economy in the world though and are techology in front of everyone which has it advantages. (Netflix etc.)

[–]Gladstone001 1 point2 points ago

Ha! 27%! Beat that! Wait... shit.

[–]Nictionary[NicTheEnchanter] (NA) 1 point2 points ago

Jeez, things like this remind how much I like some things about Alberta. 5% sales tax here.

[–]RewindHoodie 1 point2 points ago

Eat dicks.

Sincerely, the east coast.

[–]Nictionary[NicTheEnchanter] (NA) 0 points1 point ago

Whatever man, Alberta actually has to give money to other provinces as "equalization payments" so...

[–]ChaosCore 0 points1 point ago

14% with 1k$ salaries.

[–]feratian 1 point2 points ago

We have 6.5%.

[–]rekked 1 point2 points ago

6.25% here!

[–]ExtremeSnipe 1 point2 points ago

5% here!

[–]AlCuMgPb[AlCuMgPb] (EU-W) 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck, where do you live?

[–]ExtremeSnipe 1 point2 points ago

Alberta, Canada.

[–]AlCuMgPb[AlCuMgPb] (EU-W) 0 points1 point ago

So how does the government make enough money, and isn't it a paradise for rich people then?

[–]DreNoob(NA) 1 point2 points ago

We have lots of oil money. LOTS. Of oil money.

[–]seruch 0 points1 point ago

its Canada...

[–]SeaReally 0 points1 point ago

Ugh in Ontario its 14% ><

[–]Zcrash 0 points1 point ago

0% here (i think this means i win)

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[–]Zcrash 0 points1 point ago

New Hampshire

[–]rulah 3 points4 points ago

19%...

[–]Akeaz 3 points4 points ago

high five german brother.

[–]karthus25[fabianpulido] (NA) 0 points1 point ago

8% over here

[–]fomorian 8 points9 points ago

Bribery: they can choose to pay only 2.5% more, and that money goes right to you!

[–]capxxv 9 points10 points ago

The Tax Man

Global passive: Generates 1g/10sec for teammates.

Q. Sales Tax (Passive): Enemy Champions pays the tax man (1%/2%/3%/4%/5%) on every item they purchase.

W. Transportation Tax: Cast whenever an enemy champion is recalling and their next purchase will net you gold in the amount of 10% of the item cost. The enemy champion will lose 10%/20%/30%/40%/50% movement speed for the next 15 seconds.

E. Wiring Money: The Tax Man casts a beam connecting an enemy and friendly champion, which steals 2g/4g/6g/8g/10g per sec for 3 seconds

R. Tax Shelter (Ultimate): Can only be cast in the river. Create a grand island that lasts for 30 seconds and erupts piles of gold everywhere. Creates a global slot machine emptying sound effect to alert all friendly and enemy champions that the shelter is in effect.

Alternate Skin: Mick Taxxer Dark re-skin, character taunts about how much money he has made in career. Ultimate plays "Gimme Shelter" instead of slot machine sound effect.

[–]SirElderberry 5 points6 points ago

I read that as "enemy champions cost 5% more" like it was harder for them to buy things from the store after they played against you.

[–]Shakaruine 13 points14 points ago

Don't give them ideas!

[–]Talz_The_Goblin 1 point2 points ago

Passive: Tax - Enemy champions have to pay 5 gold every time they use an ability.

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[–]Talz_The_Goblin 6 points7 points ago

Because you carried the enemy team last game, and I harbor great resentment.

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

Finally a hard counter to TF.

[–]AlCuMgPb[AlCuMgPb] (EU-W) 1 point2 points ago

And his name is Tax, Jaxs long lost brother...

[–]aemateus 0 points1 point ago

Jaxes. Surprise, we're back!

[–]qtprot(EU-W) 22 points23 points ago

Paint erasing too good.

[–]Jazzminkey[Jazzminkey] (NA)[S] 29 points30 points ago

MS paint wizard

[–]sprz 22 points23 points ago

[–]Zcrash 2 points3 points ago

Ok yes darius is basically a rip of axe, but draven is nothing like troll warlord besides the model.

[–]Justice502[Zantron] (NA) 7 points8 points ago

That was far funnier than it should have been.

[–]lifetrout[crazysk8er] (NA) 4 points5 points ago

haha i love this comic. so much potential for edits.

[–]oathblivion[pherstothelee] (NA) 1 point2 points ago

BRILLIANT!

[–]genzahg 1 point2 points ago

The both use axes, but their gameplay styles are completely different. There aren't that many weapons in the world, we're going to have a few guys who use the same thing.

[–]AsinineSeraphim 0 points1 point ago

Ashe and Varus both use bows, according to this comic - this must be an example of lazy champion design!

[–]penguinofhonor 7 points8 points ago

guys it's a joke

[–]AsinineSeraphim -4 points-3 points ago

So was I lol

[–]genzahg 0 points1 point ago

And get this: They both have an AoE slow, both have a long-range arrow attack, both have a stun, both have an ability that amplifies their auto-attacks.

They're practically identical!

[–]AsinineSeraphim 0 points1 point ago

Oh. My. God. Conspiracy!

[–]ZtheDidj[GeneralMetalz] 1 point2 points ago

my guess is that they came up with them simultaneously...soooo

[–]Hooplaa 1 point2 points ago

Wait... his weapons are axes?.. They look like swords. >.>

[–]princeofbiscuits[ZootSuitTootToot] (NA) 2 points3 points ago

I believe Volty lovingly christened them "Boomeraxes"

[–]aemateus 0 points1 point ago

Spinning Sword would be quite dull, I guess.

[–]Varanthan 12 points13 points ago

I Garen-tee it wouldn't be dull...

[–]mcoree 1 point2 points ago

They are remarkable Simmilar to Axe and Beastmaster from Dota....

[–]tekknoLogic[tekknoLogic] (EU-W) 0 points1 point ago

nice one :D

[–]Bluedemonfox 2 points3 points ago

Is it me or do dravens weapons look more like swords than axes? ...

[–]Gizoogle 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed this hard since I was a schoolgirl.

[–]rolfsnuffles 0 points1 point ago

I've been taking a break from Lol to play d3/chill out and these were my exact thoughts when I heard of the last two champs.

lol

[–]ZTL 0 points1 point ago

so he is going to be twice as powerful?

[–]BmDragon 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this the same comic guy who made those Persona 4 comics?

[–]solecalibur[Solecalibur] (NA) 0 points1 point ago

As much as I loved this joke I hope riot doesnt take this the wrong way. Draven was very uniquely designed imo.

[–]QQexe 0 points1 point ago

inb4 this image is all over the reddit

[–]IEatRamen(NA) 0 points1 point ago

[–]vregan 0 points1 point ago

Is it only my, but on 3rd pic it looks like they all grew a mustache.

[–]Qbopper 0 points1 point ago

Is that Let's Destroy the Shagohod, or am I batshit insane?

[–]Christemo[Christemo] (EU-W) -3 points-2 points ago

[–]nnotserPx 9 points10 points ago

You're still leaking /r/anime, christemo

[–]Christemo[Christemo] (EU-W) 25 points26 points ago

[–]Baka-san[Luftwache] (EU-NE) 3 points4 points ago

I KNEW it would be this gif. Way too obvious.

[–]Christemo[Christemo] (EU-W) 4 points5 points ago

[–]Baka-san[Luftwache] (EU-NE) 2 points3 points ago

You just copied the gifs on the frontpage from a while ago, didn't you? e.e

[–]Christemo[Christemo] (EU-W) -1 points0 points ago

[–]Baka-san[Luftwache] (EU-NE) 2 points3 points ago

AHA! ..I like you too.. :3

[–]Bloranyl 0 points1 point ago

This thread o.O First I run into a discussion about taxes in scandinavia and now GIF leaking from some random subreddit.

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[–]TheMrburkes 0 points1 point ago

Love me some TK

[–]laberge 0 points1 point ago

What show is this from? I must watch!

[–]Christemo[Christemo] (EU-W) -1 points0 points ago

i actually have no idea.

[–]Sergeoff[Kuchiki Toko] (EU-W) -5 points-4 points ago

[–]realwolvis 0 points1 point ago

pretty funny lol

[–]mobastar -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously, you'd think they wouldn't be running out of ideas already. Draven is fine, but at least don't release the two brothers back to back.

[–]CBSniper 13 points14 points ago

Because there's never been a set of characters related to eachother released in tandem. Nothing stealthy, and ninja like. Or anything.

[–]ArletApple[Fiorrel] (NA) 0 points1 point ago

the whole game is like a game of thrones style family reunion. plus wukong

[–]Cyb3rSab3r 0 points1 point ago

Flippin' liar you are.

[–]sasquatcheds 5 points6 points ago

What makes you think that? It seems to me that they meant for the brothers to be paired since the beginning and, logically, designed them concurrently to have similar graphic and gameplay details.

If that was the case, why wouldn't you release them back to back?? It's not like they don't have other ideas in the pipeline, it just actually makes sense for them to do this...

[–]Elpehel 4 points5 points ago

I actually like that they release them back to back, so I have to agree. Nothing wrong with that. It would be a different matter if both Draven and Darius were bruiser, which they are not.

[–]nnotserPx 0 points1 point ago

They should release Irelia's brother next

[–]myselfoverwhelmed -2 points-1 points ago

I wish they'd think up better names, some of them are far too similar to each other.

Varus - Darius - Draven

Ziggs - Fizz

Most are fine, just saying a few of the recent ones still confuse me.

[–]TBOJ 12 points13 points ago

I agree that Varus, Darius, and Draven are similar.

But Ziggs and Fizz are not really the same word in the slightest.

[–]myselfoverwhelmed -1 points0 points ago

Agree with Ziggs and Fizz recently, but for the first week I did get their names switched around when talking. Just the phonetics are close:

Fuh - Zuh

Izz - Iggs

[–]Setsuki 1 point2 points ago

First one? ...Sureeee?

2nd? Nah.

[–]jcao219 0 points1 point ago

True, the gs sound is like a gz sound.

So it's like, Fiz and Zigz.

I see that their ending sounds are the same.

[–]myselfoverwhelmed 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, which you can easily adjust to because their characters are so different and the beginning letters are different, but can't expect much sympathy from this subreddit...

[–]feratian -1 points0 points ago

Where did you learn english? Fuh-Izz? Zuh-Iggs?

[–]myselfoverwhelmed 0 points1 point ago

Was comparing the way Z and F are used in words. I suppose this could have worked as well:

Fig - Zig

[–]Downvoted_Comment -4 points-3 points ago

Who the fuck talks like that?

[–]Elementium -2 points-1 points ago

Might be a comic book reader.. I see what he's getting at.. "Flash go to china real quick and get me some noodles! OK! ZIIIIGGGGGGGGGGSSSSS"

"These noodles are poison.. FIIIZZZZZZZZZZ".

[–]Chakki -2 points-1 points ago

[–]semyon2105 -2 points-1 points ago

To be honest, Draven's design sucks too much and doesn't fit into League of Legends at all.

[–]TheStoictheVast 0 points1 point ago

Sorry if someone who is fun to play doesn't "fit in" with the "winning is all that matters" attitude.

[–]NAMKCOR 0 points1 point ago

I think he means the character design, though I don't agree.

[–]TheStoictheVast 0 points1 point ago

Visually or mechanics? I think he looks cool, like the guy from Tropic Thunder, and he plays really fast and fun. I've already tried him out on PBE and I think he's great.

[–]AsinineSeraphim 0 points1 point ago

He's Ryan Seacrest, I thought it was genius.

[–]NAMKCOR 0 points1 point ago

Visual.

[–]TheStoictheVast 0 points1 point ago

I see now, but that problem is simply because all these new champions look way better compared to all the older ones. Like how master yi"s head hunter skin he has normal sized feet and five fingers, but his original model has triangle clown feet and 4 fingers

[–]NAMKCOR 0 points1 point ago

Oh I agree completely.

[–]theluckstat -1 points0 points ago

But...his weapons aren't axes....they are like....swords.....or something...

[–]The_dog_says -5 points-4 points ago

Axe is a male hygiene brand. Ax is a tool used for cutting trees or dismembering Teemos. Why was riot looking at male hygiene products?

[–]BilgeXA(EU-West) -3 points-2 points ago

Are you implying they ripped off Dota 2 again because I actually thought this design was kind of original.