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[–]IM_THE_DECOY 37 points38 points ago

I like to assume that the person under his desk broke in when he wasn't there and left the computer ready to start the screamer with one click. Curiosity gets the best of him and he clicks it to start.

And that he is actually a paraplegic, named Jeffery, and doesn't realize he is on his feet until he is sprinting down the sidewalk two blocks away.

He is overcome with joy and realizes that it must have been Samantha under the desk. The love of his life who has stuck with him through his injury.

He runs back home and swings the door open to embrace her as a whole man once again.

Only to find her lifeless body lying with blood running from a large gash in the side of the mask she still wears, a bloody lamp next to her. Seeing what he has done, he is over come with grief and falls to the floor, his legs are numb once again. With tears of sorrow streaming down his face and a scream of rage and despair he gives up on life. He reaches for a shard of glass from the broken lamp and with one last look at his beloved, he makes several deep gashes in his arms and sobs.

Just then, the body of Samantha starts to move. Slowly, but with purpose. She stands and turns to face him. Jeffery can't believe his eyes, but the damage to his wrists has been done and his vision is starting to dim. He struggles to say something, anything, but can not summon the strength. Samantha reaches for the mask and pulls it off and Jeffery's eyes go wide.

Standing over him is not Samantha, but his best friend Kyle, who has has been in love with Sam since they were all kids. Jeffery looks up, confused and desperate. Kyle knees down next to him, wiping away the fake blood from his head, "Don't worry Jeff, I'll take care of her in ways you never could." Jeff tries to reach for Kyle's neck but the life is quickly leaving his body and his arm barely move. "She'll find you here and think you just couldn't take the pain, the embarrassment, the shame any more and just put an end to it all. It'll be my shoulder she cries on, and it will take some time, but eventually, she will be mine.", Kyle smirks, "Do you remember the time in high school, long before you two were together, when I told you I was going to ask Samantha out? You just laughed and laughed. Then I pushed you out of your chair and you were so angry and said I over reacted?", Kyle says leaning in closer to Jeffery, "I have had to live every day of my life with you throwing it, her!, in my face..." Kyle stands and looks down at his friend, the last glints of light about to leave his eyes forever. "Overreacted? No...."

Kyle walks out of the room but stops in the doorway and turns back to Jeffery one last time, "No, my friend, this is a perfectly reasonable reaction".

[–]PcaKestheaod 1 point2 points ago

uhoh...what did you do while I was reading that!?

[–]osakanone 0 points1 point ago

Directed by...

[–]I_Iz_Hope 117 points118 points ago

this should be in /r/fakepicsfrom10yearsago

[–]DanDotOrg 182 points183 points ago

It's already in /r/funny

[–]IchooseYou 70 points71 points ago

HEYOOO

[–]MinecraftHardon 5 points6 points ago

MAGGOTS!

Edit: Downvotes.. I guess it really wasn't the code word :(

[–]Dutchess_Gummybuns 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, I say it all the time too.

[–]UpperVista -3 points-2 points ago

good god! didn't I see this last week?

[–]TaiWilson 20 points21 points ago

I think I'm actually a little disappointed that this isn't a real Sub...

[–]electric23sand 6 points7 points ago

i'll laugh every time though. honestly, i just watched it 5 times in a row and laughed each time. yayy!

[–]Macaframa 4 points5 points ago

This is the only good use for printers.

[–]scarmichael42 31 points32 points ago

Note that nothing is plugged in.

[–]boredandworking 27 points28 points ago

I agree that it is fake... but the lamp was on so I assume at some point it was plugged in.

Also, there is no way a person could sit underneath my computer desk without me knowing.

[–]HikaruDigi 34 points35 points ago

[–]LoganardoDVinci 29 points30 points ago

Nope! Nope, nope NOPE.

[–]Breathing_Balls 15 points16 points ago

I looked at my crotch. I don't think the picture works for me.

[–]TopHatLarry 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, if someone was hiding in my boxers while I was on the can I think I would know.

Edit: I accidentally a letter

[–]wOlfLisK 5 points6 points ago

I fucking hate you right now...

[–]HikaruDigi 6 points7 points ago

[–]wOlfLisK 7 points8 points ago

I am not clicking that!

[–]HikaruDigi 6 points7 points ago

But, its just a picture of a cute little kitteh.

[–]RattsWoman 5 points6 points ago

You, sir, are not to be trusted anymore. Ever.

[–]Xerties 5 points6 points ago

"Don't believe his lies."

[–]taiteb 1 point2 points ago

Tagged on RES as 'Do not trust'

[–]boredandworking 1 point2 points ago

mine "guy who leaves scary images"

[–]liescontrolus 5 points6 points ago

Woh NSFL dude, seriously. I don't think anything on reddit could have prepared me for that gif.

[–]spaske26 2 points3 points ago

Must resist.......

[–]hmcneil 2 points3 points ago

I hate you.

[–]777TheOneAndOnly777 1 point2 points ago

My guess this is from a movie. Source please? EDIT: I recognized him from the meme, but with the real picture I assumed the meme originated from some sort of movie. My apologies if it was a dumb Q.

[–]laceyunderpants5 10 points11 points ago

Fake or not, it made me laugh.

[–]i-love-tacos 4 points5 points ago

Fuck this shit! MERICA!!!

[–]SimilarImage 59 points60 points ago

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[–]Baz85 15 points16 points ago

I don't have a big issue with reposts, every one can't haven't seen every thing online. However, I just don't understand how so many people haven't seen these things.

[–]Rohri_Calhoun 7 points8 points ago

That's nothing. Yesterday I learned it's possible to be over 30 and not know who Gilbert Gottfried is

Edit: what makes it worse is it wasn't just one person but a whole roomful of them

[–]johnny_appletits 39 points40 points ago

The internet's a big fuckin place man. Twas my first time seeing this.

[–]facestompfuture 6 points7 points ago

I didn't see the kitty aerial drone until yesterday...

[–]BlueMunky 2 points3 points ago

The what now?

[–]facestompfuture 1 point2 points ago

[–]Brandon01524 2 points3 points ago

The aliens must be so confused as to what exactly we're doing with our lives

[–]facestompfuture 0 points1 point ago

If that video doesn't convince them to come down and give us infinitely renewable clean energy, nothing will.

[–]johnny_appletits 4 points5 points ago

In spirit of reddit: fuck you for not having seen that already ...etc

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Third time seeing this for me.

Also, click on the KarmaDecay link and see just how many fucking times it's been submitted.

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

I already know it's been posted a lot, but like I said, it'll always be the first time for some.

[–]whatupnig 5 points6 points ago

Can't haven't? Really??

[–]Baz85 1 point2 points ago

Yeahhhhh don't worry about that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This doesn't justify it. People, look on KarmaDecay. The last time it was posted here was 12 days ago. Then 22 days ago. Then 27 days ago. Then 27 days ago again. Then a month ago. Then two months ago. Then two months ago again. Then four months ago. Then five months ago. Then six months ago. Then six months ago again. Then six months ago again. Then nine months ago. Then finally 11 months ago.

That's 14 other times to this subreddit alone.

[–]Sketch-Book 3 points4 points ago

I just joined Reddit, and I read the reddiquette and it stated somewhere along the lines of "Don't post a comment calling a post a repost- others may not have seen it yet"

I sure haven't seen it yet, so I don't see a big deal.

[–]PixelizedApe 1 point2 points ago

In my opinion, comments about a post being a repost are much more annoying than a repost itself.

[–]wicket42 5 points6 points ago

His trousers! You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

[–]turnleftdale 11 points12 points ago

Oh hey, this again, again.

[–]vocaltalentz 2 points3 points ago

And that, my friend, is how the story of Waldo came to be.

[–]griffith12 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, a printer with no cables attached to it at all, just sitting there.

[–]jkwilkin 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I got one of those in my room...

[–]Mock_the_Mockingbird 1 point2 points ago

My printer is like this. It ran out of magenta ink like 2 years ago and kept making noises in the middle of the night. So now it just sits on my desk, not plugged in to anything.

[–]diktashion 2 points3 points ago

Anyone that thinks their badass enough to wear American Flag Parachute pants should never react like that. I expected a swift roundhouse kick to that girls face.

[–]Papasaurus 2 points3 points ago

That looks like my husband when there's a wasp in our house

[–]tequila-cowgirl 2 points3 points ago

I'm loving that guy's pants

[–]seanrm 2 points3 points ago

For those who haven't seen it, I think it would be safe to assume he'd do something stupid simply based on his choice of pants

[–]VeryProudhonOfYa 2 points3 points ago

No time to explain, grab the lamp!

[–]Isman92 3 points4 points ago

I literally laughed out loud.... in a hospital.... people stared...

[–]ChaseEatsWorlds 2 points3 points ago

When I do something like that I just smile and wave. True story.

[–]amazingseiderman 6 points7 points ago

That guy couldn't have hid better if he stood in the corner with a lampshade over his head.

[–]derpmaster909 1 point2 points ago

I saw this on YouTube a year ago

[–]birenp91 1 point2 points ago

laughed out in class, lost some points for this but TOTALLY WORTH IT!! lol

[–]heatherlynnblack 1 point2 points ago

I only have eyes for his pants...

[–]siamisi 1 point2 points ago

but this is not a perfectly reasonable repost

[–]sleepypie 1 point2 points ago

those pants.

[–]omegamanzx3 1 point2 points ago

ive seen this before i love this guys videos but i cant remember his username :(

[–]idealspark 1 point2 points ago

Laugh now, but if Zday ever happens this guy will survive it.

[–]nitebowl 1 point2 points ago

AMERICA PANTS...FUCK YEAH!

[–]SoggyCheez 1 point2 points ago

This is why I keep a knife next to my keyboard.

[–]BoneyarDwell89 1 point2 points ago

Why is she under the desk at the beginning? Hmm...

[–]shrugalicious 1 point2 points ago

This is the best gif I've ever seen.

[–]usedtowork 0 points1 point ago

that is so unscripted and Raven

[–]Sneezes 0 points1 point ago

its a sad day when this makes the frontpage

[–]wonderbrian 0 points1 point ago

dose pants tho

[–]CH24NEWS 0 points1 point ago

Is it possible to to upvote more than once? And this truly deserves more upvotes

[–]Neoaris 0 points1 point ago

Staged. Still funny, but staged.

[–]muncho 0 points1 point ago

I TOTALLY DONT SEE THAT PERSON ON THE GROUND NEXT TO ME!

[–]DingoScallion 0 points1 point ago

I cant tell you how many times I've run into this same post. Let it die! Just let it die. . .

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago

Gave me a good laugh. Upvote.

[–]DaLuDeD 0 points1 point ago

Oh, wait... That's right the door is to my right.

[–]samlauk 0 points1 point ago

aren't printers supposed to be plugged in

[–]zeedugan 0 points1 point ago

This post had 99 comment when I saw it. Had to make it a hundred.

[–]KindergartenerOnLSD 0 points1 point ago

The Rex Quon Do must not be doing it for him.

[–]agnos85 0 points1 point ago

Congratulation! You have good probability to get 588 point.

[–]getwet 0 points1 point ago

I don't care how many times this gets reposted; between it and the one where the guy can't get his document to print, then he loses it and carries his monitor to the photocopier, fuck laugh fest each and every time.

[–]hi_kthxbai 0 points1 point ago

Fake

[–]legedu 7 points8 points ago

[–]boredandworking 0 points1 point ago

Note: he went for the window with the printer and not the intruder.

[–]KShults 2 points3 points ago

That's what the lamp was for.

[–]boredandworking 2 points3 points ago

I didn't see it until you pointed it out... i just thought he weakly dropped the lamp on the ground but rather he weakly threw it at the intruder.

[–]CliffThaRiff 0 points1 point ago

Fake or not, sometimes a man just needs to gtfo.

[–]b4r4 -1 points0 points ago

Real and Heterosexual

[–]chexmixdeluxe -1 points0 points ago

Drugs are bad mkay

[–]centerde -1 points0 points ago

I believe this is an analogy as to how America reacted to the 9/11 attacks.

[–]ScoutTf2 -2 points-1 points ago

repost egh

[–]RattsWoman -1 points0 points ago

I had to watch it 3 times. One was just the initial viewing. Two was "...wait why is that guy wearing pantyhose on his head?" and then the third was "Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. laughter increases x5"

[–]HDRainbow -2 points-1 points ago

He had to be tripping on LSD