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[–]nbshark 133 points134 points ago

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

OHH, BANANA from dk64 is all i could think of

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yep, same here. Now I have that good ol' song stuck in my head, just from thinking about the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKuO-1GoNJk

[–]Gramertrol 5 points6 points ago

Your reading my mind!

[–]ClicheRedditReply 3 points4 points ago

What about his reading my mind?

[–]Gramertrol 1 point2 points ago

You're mind? I can't read that, not enough bananas-just peni.

[–]circusboy -2 points-1 points ago

my first thought was that it was a stack of dildos. Damn brothels.

[–]ThePlaceWhere 1 point2 points ago

So glad to see I am still one with reddit.

[–]TheAlaskanBullworm 0 points1 point ago

He better watch out for King K. Rool.

[–]lazaro398 -1 points0 points ago

What sorcery is this?

[–]tpr13 -1 points0 points ago

Samesies

[–]avoidingmykids 128 points129 points ago

Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

[–]GeneralWarts 59 points60 points ago

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too

[–]jimbosaur 21 points22 points ago

Gee, cousin Louie, you're doin' real good!

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz: Lay the secret on me of man's red fire

But I don't know how to make fire!

Now don't try to kid me, mancub

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's red fire

To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, mancub

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's red flower

So I can be like you

[–]Kit_L 11 points12 points ago

I wanna be a man man man-cub!

[–]Deltaway 6 points7 points ago

And stroll right into town!

[–]LeKetay2525 2 points3 points ago

And be just like the other men, I'm tired of monkeying round.

[–]you_wont_read_this 5 points6 points ago

I don't know if any of you care for mashups, but this song was used in one of my favorites with the Beastie Boys.

[–]kmturg 1 point2 points ago

That is super sweeeeet!!!!!

[–]FrozenEnvelope 2 points3 points ago

Immediately what I thought of! Upvotes for everyone!

[–]NoCommentNoKarma 21 points22 points ago

KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!

[–]azrhei 4 points5 points ago

This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!

[–]illmatic707 0 points1 point ago

Damn! I'm thirsty! I want a beer, you want a beer?

[–]propaneshower 2 points3 points ago

applause

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[–]I_Downvote_Cunts 10 points11 points ago

That was quick, how long does it take you to make one of these?

[–]feureau 18 points19 points ago

I asked the same question. Says usually between 3-15 mins.

[–]veterejf 2 points3 points ago

Yay SW! And there was much rejoicing!

[–]kyle_rayner_ion 4 points5 points ago

yaaay...

See I got you! Don't know who downvoted you.

[–]waynerooneymu 0 points1 point ago

Who would delete SW?

[–]rocky8u 1 point2 points ago

Karmanaut! He returns for vengeance!

[–]Razakhstan 0 points1 point ago

Shitty_Watercolour, you made my day, thank you, I love your sweet, whimsical paintings. The original pic of the orangutan happened to be my favorite pic on Reddit today, as is yours.

[–]Patrickfoster -1 points0 points ago

Is shitty watercolour the guy who drew for rowl Dahl. I cannot spell that. I think he was called quentin blake. I may have completely misunderstood

[–]gordoa40 0 points1 point ago

Do you un-upvote yourself? As of this comment, your upvotes and downvotes are both at 0. Reddit - hard mode. Downvoting yourself would be Reddit - Nightmare Mode

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

Challenge Accepted

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[–]thaddius 9 points10 points ago

I wouldn't be surprised if King K. Rool came along and stole that banana hoard.

[–]sardu1 18 points19 points ago

This was the Donkey Kong Country ending. (SNES)

[–]Tom5ervo 11 points12 points ago

Diddy Kong finally got his chance to enjoy the mountain of bananas. Good on you Diddy.

[–]MaxximusPrime 8 points9 points ago

I believe that would actually be Lanky Kong.

[–]Tom5ervo 1 point2 points ago

You are absolutely right, though I thought people didn't really enjoy the N64 DK as much as they should have. My original idea was to do some variation of the rap from the game though :D

[–]MaxximusPrime 1 point2 points ago

Haha, it gets a lot of hate, but I have very fond memories of DK 64.

[–]Tom5ervo 1 point2 points ago

So they're finally here... god dammit. It was definitely under appreciated though fell way short of expectations. I am not sure DK was meant to expand beyond 32 bits

[–]MaxximusPrime 0 points1 point ago

Who is finally here? Also, I agree that the 32 bit DKs were the best, which is why I love the Wii semi re-make of the original DK country. Went back to the basics, and is a lot of fun.

[–]Tom5ervo 1 point2 points ago

I knew bringing The Donkey Kong Rap up would force me to listen to it. All the SNES games are sick. Lamentably the first Donkey Kong doesn't do it for me.

[–]Alfonzo87 2 points3 points ago

The look of concentration!!

[–]Cody5150 3 points4 points ago

[–]copyandpasta 1 point2 points ago

I hope I don't get sent to oblivion for this.... deep breath

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!

[–]NoTimeToSleep 2 points3 points ago

"I am an angel"

[–]Pikmeir 1 point2 points ago

[–]hoikarnage 2 points3 points ago

I'll have the fruit salad with an orangutan on top.

[–]thenatureofthings 2 points3 points ago

its King Louis!!!

[–]chromesitar 2 points3 points ago

I'm rich bitch

[–]moo1991 2 points3 points ago

Well he sure looks like the king of the swingers, oh

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

He's going ape for those bananas.

[–]belladante 3 points4 points ago

[–]MadLintElf 1 point2 points ago

"I'm the king of the mountain".

[–]dalittle 1 point2 points ago

"I'm king of the world!"

[–]RandomSegue 0 points1 point ago

"Now I'm the king of the swingers Oh, the jungle VIP.

I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what botherin' me"

[–]Earn_Your_Stripes 1 point2 points ago

King Louie looks a lot smaller than I remember.

[–]cbswe 1 point2 points ago

He really have four hands oO

[–]TeeAre 1 point2 points ago

Donkey Kong Country success music just played in my head.

[–]thedastardlyone 1 point2 points ago

The best little whore in the whorehouse.

[–]blackaddermrbean 1 point2 points ago

Bitch, these are my Bananas

[–]ChunkBunny 1 point2 points ago

Reddit has ruined orangutans forever. I can't see one without thinking about the sex slave. :(

It ruined Mall Rats the other night.

Darn you Reddit!

[–]thraz 1 point2 points ago

First you get ze banannas, then you get ze power, then you get the women

[–]Nabbicus 1 point2 points ago

I am just glad there was a happy ending to Pony 2012.

[–]DeckardPain 1 point2 points ago

[–]LeazZ 1 point2 points ago

This picture makes me think WHY THE FUCK AREN'T OUR FEET HAND-SHAPED, TOO?!?! I would fucking love it to have feet-hands.

[–]DoubleHawk4Life 1 point2 points ago

I'M RICH BITCH

[–]DJWhiteRussian 1 point2 points ago

STEVE HOLT

[–]jacque_throttlebody 1 point2 points ago

I'm rich, bitch!

[–]MAN_IN_BATSUIT 1 point2 points ago

I'm melon lord!

[–]waytoolongusername 0 points1 point ago

The thumbnail looks like a bearded gnome with a red hat.

[–]staff-infection 0 points1 point ago

Earthquake test!

[–]SelfdestructV2 0 points1 point ago

Now that's banana's

[–]Spiritedmold 0 points1 point ago

QUICK! Someone start throwing paper airplanes at him.

[–]bjorkedal 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile, below: the 99% of great apes protest for equal sharing of bananas.

[–]captmotorcycle 0 points1 point ago

Kong's Banana Horde

[–]carltonismyhero8 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this I immediately heard Tom Hanks voice "Look at what I have created."

[–]SoThenISays 0 points1 point ago

He better get started, those bananas are looking pretty ripe already.

[–]gH0o5T 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you bitch, I'm the banana king!

[–]BecauseTheyDeserveIt 0 points1 point ago

this is more aw then most of /aww by a long shot. i wish i could be that happy.

[–]Worien03 0 points1 point ago

He's the banana king

[–]ChiperSoft 0 points1 point ago

OooOook

[–]KattAndSuch 0 points1 point ago

Sad thing is he's about to shit all over it.

[–]barbados-slim 0 points1 point ago

a monkey pretending to be an anteater that is saying 'come at me bro' on top of a pile of bananas. what more can i ask for out of life?

[–]danielslament 0 points1 point ago

I instantly thought of lanky kong

[–]Owl_You_Need_Is_Love 0 points1 point ago

It makes me sad that the fruit is fake.

[–]shamefullyoptimistic 0 points1 point ago

I would have reacted exactly the same way in that situation

[–]buckygrad 0 points1 point ago

How many Carmen Miranda look-a-likes had to die to make that?

[–]funky89 0 points1 point ago

Has Mr. Pilkington joined reddit?

[–]sohighrightmeow 0 points1 point ago

MFW I pick up a new zip of dank ass trees

[–]eire1228 0 points1 point ago

I can never ever look at an orangutan again without thinking of poor Pearl....

[–]vinegarstrokes420 0 points1 point ago

king of the mountain!

[–]giava 0 points1 point ago

This monkey's gone to heaven

[–]shicknannon 0 points1 point ago

I would be happy if I had hand-feet too.

[–]DerpGerl 0 points1 point ago

King Louie!

[–]stonyninja 0 points1 point ago

That shits bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

[–]dwf 0 points1 point ago

[–]MA1203 0 points1 point ago

Do you like mmmBANANAS?!?!

[–]PaulMersonsBluePen 0 points1 point ago

This monkey truly is a fruit ninja.

[–]kor8der 0 points1 point ago

I just want to see the next shot, when it finds out it's all plastic

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point ago

no, not pure joy, absolute bliss

[–]EPIC_BAGELS9000 0 points1 point ago

Come at me bro!

[–]lustagar 0 points1 point ago

Get at me bro

[–]Hopieg 0 points1 point ago

What this orangutan was saying.

[–]xoites 0 points1 point ago

Put other male members of his species with him and he will starve to death defending it.

[–]bokbok 0 points1 point ago

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

It's about time orangutans got some positive recognition.

[–]secretvictory 0 points1 point ago

They are just waiting to shave and fuck her.

[–]zombierapture 0 points1 point ago

the look on his face says I'm now part of the %1 all other monkeys who want bannanas must bow.......or yay bannanas!....I can't tell

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I hope he hurries up and scarfs these down before they go brown and soft.

[–]TrixR4kidz 0 points1 point ago

She looks like a slut.

[–]syphon3980 0 points1 point ago

IMA BANANA! IMA BANANA! IMA BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE... YEAH YEAH!

[–]BurgerBlah123 0 points1 point ago

Whos the king of the apes??

[–]daggius 0 points1 point ago

More like, "come at me bro"

[–]CaptainBeluga 0 points1 point ago

"I WIN!!"

[–]peacebuster 0 points1 point ago

Touchdown orangutan!

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap! Are they making a live action Donkey Kong 64 movie?

[–]lbridge 0 points1 point ago

Favorite primate right there!

[–]dirkman42 0 points1 point ago

My wife always says "I'm happier than a monkey on Banana day." This is what I imagine.

[–]bburgmtnbiker 0 points1 point ago

KING OF THE MOUNTAIN BITCH!!

[–]jmghollywood 0 points1 point ago

Donkey Kong?

[–]cpicolla 0 points1 point ago

imagine if you had a huge pile of all the things you love

[–]chickenmcfukket 0 points1 point ago

Come at me, bro, I'm the fucking banana king.

[–]BlueCrew44 0 points1 point ago

I can just imagine him saying 'get ALL the fruit!'

[–]Puphallo 0 points1 point ago

Young Orangutans are SOOO cute!

[–]MostToastRoast 0 points1 point ago

What now bitches!

[–]agrodkiewicz 0 points1 point ago

this is how they got her into the brothel.

[–]darkfaith93 0 points1 point ago

[–]RiceBom 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what the human equivalent of happiness this would compare to.

[–]ManCity 0 points1 point ago

I can just hear him saying "FUCK YEAH!!!!"

[–]kegar 0 points1 point ago

"What now bitches!"

[–]cashcow153 0 points1 point ago

[–]moving0target 0 points1 point ago

[–]peesinpools 0 points1 point ago

He's the king of the swingers, oh; the jungle V.I.P.

[–]Lewnidas 0 points1 point ago

[–]LeBaconator 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile, in africa

[–]klick37 0 points1 point ago

Charlie?

[–]darkharlequin 2 points3 points ago

You are the boonanuh king!

[–]hcrps 0 points1 point ago

Come at me bro!

[–]Lillipout 1 point2 points ago

More like: Come at me Bronana!

[–]OtisDElevator 0 points1 point ago

But I want it this high!

[–]siamesefightingfish 0 points1 point ago

That's not funny, it's too soon.

[–]sanph 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck dude?

Also that website is blehg. And what kind of respectable organization uses foul language like that? That's hardly a way to attract money. They aren't reddit.

[–]twackle 0 points1 point ago

[–]random_account123456 0 points1 point ago

[–]yahunos -2 points-1 points ago

4chan's made me a bad person I guess, I immediatly sustituted the bananas with watermelons.

[–]Gildian -1 points0 points ago

Hey it's my steam profile pic.

[–]samirisbored -1 points0 points ago

What is this? Orangutan?

[–]LK09 -1 points0 points ago

http://gforsythe.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/digit-slow.gif

"You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?"

"Yeah."

"Can you dig it?"

"Yeah!"

"Can you dig it?"

"YEAH!!"

[–]I_Want_Answers -1 points0 points ago

'WOOO, MUFUKAS!!'

[–]ReDocter17 -1 points0 points ago

I R BANANA KING!!!

[–]AtheistMartyr -4 points-3 points ago

A Winner is YOU!

[–]aablmd82 -2 points-1 points ago

If you rotate your screen 180° it totally looks like a chimp hanging from a branch whilst giving birth to another chimp.

[–]vbenv 0 points1 point ago

There are no chimps in the picture.

[–]quad50 -2 points-1 points ago

that was bait put there by the poachers.

[–]big4M20 -5 points-4 points ago

Now, Skat!

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave -4 points-3 points ago

Wow judgeing by his stool that orangutan's even worse at chewing his food than I am

[–]zman0900 -5 points-4 points ago