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[–]Toyotaobsession 105 points106 points ago

Those were simpler times.

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points ago

Now it's all "Good Guy Seal: Has a bucket / makes funny face." and "Scumbag SealTrainer: Sees Good Guy Seal's bucket / takes it."

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

TIL trainers troll le seals, lololol.

[–]AscentofDissent 26 points27 points ago

CAN WALRUSES BACON?

[–]Swampf0x 12 points13 points ago

Idk, but fuck Christians amiright guis?

[–]Taryk 4 points5 points ago

chirstains pls

[–]Harkonen_inc 0 points1 point ago

Idk, but fuck atheists amiright guis?

[–]chippie-o 1 point2 points ago

GUISE

[–]Roberta04 1 point2 points ago

SERIOUSLY

[–]robotlove28 0 points1 point ago

simpler times indeed

[–]im_too_literal 67 points68 points ago

Is anyone else consistently amazed at how big that thing (seal? sea lion?) is?

[–]shalafi71 16 points17 points ago

EVERY time I see it. I would love to get that close to one.

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[–]Liammm 14 points15 points ago

I'm really hoping you mean "año nuevo"

Ano = anus in Spanish.

[–]Pit_of_Death 5 points6 points ago

I live in Northern California and this has given me a whole new appreciation for Año Nuevo. Especially considering that nuevo can also mean "fresh", right?

[–]BurntTheToast 9 points10 points ago

"fresh anus" during the seal mating season.

[–]doinkus 6 points7 points ago

Visited there once. Definitely worth the visit. Sea lions and elephant seals as far as the eye can see.

And they are all really, really gassy.

[–]RageDoll 4 points5 points ago

So... Not fresh anuses then?

[–]TheStagesmith 1 point2 points ago

Ano Nuevo = Fresh anus

Año Nuevo = New year

[–]etranger508 0 points1 point ago

...which is the best kind of anos.

[–]Liammm 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps. I haven't taken a Spanish class in years, so it's highly likely that this could be the case. My teacher explained why the "~" was so important, and the whole class started giggling... It was a good moment.

[–]maldur4 1 point2 points ago

"~" is an awesome smiley.

[–]Liammm 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit. Hadn't even thought of it like that. I'm using it.

[–]p_jay 1 point2 points ago

That's what I meant, don't know how to do the squiggly character.

Año Nuevo also used to have a live webcam trained on the elephant seals.

[–]TwoOhSevEnt 13 points14 points ago

yes. 21 ft long, 8,000 lbs. mind bottling.

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[–]swandi 11 points12 points ago

I like bottling better. But for misunderstandings, I guess it's best to nip it in the butt.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

...

*bud.

[–]aedmark 12 points13 points ago

You guys are cute together.

[–]bbctol 1 point2 points ago

Hey. Don't put relationships on a pedal stool. It could turn out to be a damp squid.

[–]gmnitsua 2 points3 points ago

For all intensive purposes, I'm going to have to say it's butt.

[–]ca990 0 points1 point ago

Just let it go. Mistakes like that are a diamond dozen.

[–]rwyss 19 points20 points ago

No, it's bottling. You know, when things get so crazy it makes your thoughts get all trapped up, like in a bottle.

[–]TwoOhSevEnt -1 points0 points ago

thank you. apparently the joke was too much.

[–]Lord-Longbottom -4 points-3 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 21 ft -> 0.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]GreenBalconyChair 13 points14 points ago

Well that was helpful.

[–]Gusfoo -2 points-1 points ago

Turn that damn bot off, the joke is over.

[–]MincemeatPi 1 point2 points ago

(Elephant seal fyi)

[–]spaz1904 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes, i'm REALLY amazed. Then other times, i'm just "meh." So i guess i would say i'm inconsistently amazed at how big they are.

[–]Bob06 1 point2 points ago

I never realized up until this picture how fucking ugly and kind of scary looking it is. I mean its mouth is as big as that guys head.

[–]naspinski 0 points1 point ago

Its Minazo the Elephant Seal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I am amazed that no one can correctly identify this animal. It's a lolrus (a walrus that makes you lol).

[–]Gone_Canada_Postal 0 points1 point ago

It's a seal. Sea lins have ears that look like little nubs on the side of there head.

[–]fareswheel65 171 points172 points ago

Did anyone else think that this said the best gif ever?

[–]Jamnit 30 points31 points ago

I did, yep.

[–]shalafi71 33 points34 points ago

I was waiting for it to move. :(

[–]FuckYouAndYourMarker 14 points15 points ago

I'm still waiting for it to mov- oh you mean the picture...

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[–]MustacheCrabs 1 point2 points ago

thats what she said

[–]Kivlov 14 points15 points ago

"What a retard, that wasn't a gif... Oh... I'm the retard that can't read"

[–]fareswheel65 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha that's exactly what I thought!!

[–]PWNBUCKETS 1 point2 points ago

close enough

[–]dwn22 0 points1 point ago

I read your comment like it was sarcastic, as if OP was an idiot for saying this was a gif.

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[–]fareswheel65 0 points1 point ago

Gif? Yea I think I know what it means lol

[–]teddywookie 28 points29 points ago

And now he's dead.

[–]Jamnit 16 points17 points ago

Sunshine, lollypops and... rainbows... Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when... WEeee're togeeeeether.

[–]fareswheel65 -1 points0 points ago

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs??

[–]Jamnit 4 points5 points ago

I... don't know? What? Wait, I'll consult the internet. Just a moment.

Ah, ok, I'm back. I discovered that's a movie and they used this song in that movie. So... Yes, I guess!

[–]fareswheel65 0 points1 point ago

Haha ok I was sure that it was a real song that was recorded but I had only heard it in that movie. Sorry about the confusion

[–]Jamnit 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for teaching me something new!
That's what Reddit's good for.

[–]fareswheel65 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha of course!!!! Thank you for finally teaching me the rest of the words! I stopped understanding them after "rainbows"

[–]cutofyourgibberish 0 points1 point ago

I know this song only as it plays a role in the Simpson's episode "Marge on the lam"

[–]LeSpatula 3 points4 points ago

What did you expect? They took his bucket.

[–]noel3d -5 points-4 points ago

[–]DrManBearPig 17 points18 points ago

Brings me back to the simpler times where there were no memes to explain other memes, just a seal in love with a bucket. Sniff sniff...

[–]Nrksbullet 10 points11 points ago

Not Sure if goodguy herpderp le seal, or arrow to the conspiracy advice animal

[–]funkbitch 22 points23 points ago

The first time I saw this, I literally was crying with laughter. I laughed for a solid 3-4 minutes, and literally produced tears. I find the stupidest shit funny.

[–]Breathing_Balls 10 points11 points ago

That reminds me; I need to phone my dealer tonight.

[–]sgt_deacon 10 points11 points ago

You'll probably enjoy this if you haven't already seen it.

[–]funkbitch 2 points3 points ago

Right up my alley.

[–]linusgel 12 points13 points ago

An old classic :)

[–]sblmnlmssg 10 points11 points ago

RIP bukkit lolrus... RIP

[–]trampus1 10 points11 points ago

Jesus be stealin' his bucket now.

[–]joegekko 9 points10 points ago

Ahem... bukkit.

[–]niomosy 1 point2 points ago

Mah associated inform me that you are in posession of mah bukkit.

[–]StayAlertStaySafe 8 points9 points ago

I thought it was going to say,

"Noooo they be sealin' my Bucket"

[–]dailyfusion 8 points9 points ago

this is the reddit equivalent of hollywood remakin/rebooting movies. run out of original content? bring back shit from years ago.

[–]Britches_and_Hose 2 points3 points ago

Old gold.

[–]Breathing_Balls 23 points24 points ago

No, free porn is the best gift the internet has given.

[–]dsaavedra 4 points5 points ago

And music. And movies. But mostly porn.

[–]HanSolo_DreamMachine 2 points3 points ago

I remember there being a very long version of this where the seal tries to recover the bucket. It was posted on funnyjunk ages ago, probably 2 or more years ago, does anyone have a link to it?

[–]cshellbelle 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen this picture in a few years but it always makes me laugh. Thanks for that internet!

[–]thefuzz001 2 points3 points ago

except for when it was reposted on my facebook feed 1,000 times...

[–]jontyscoble 2 points3 points ago

It's has my seal of approval.

[–]DaSausageMauler 2 points3 points ago

This is good. However, this is the best gift given by the Interwebs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Ha Ha this used to be my CSS spray.

[–]bestadvocate 1 point2 points ago

I've watch this clip more times than I feel good about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe1PKnNBWxI

[–]angreesloth 1 point2 points ago

I broke down into a giggle fit immediately. I love this more than everything.

[–]dylantrevor 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't matter that is is a repost. I still laugh every time I see it. Classic.

[–]FirstTimeWang 1 point2 points ago

"Haha, oh Walrus, you really like that bucket."

[–]hungryhungryME 1 point2 points ago

This is about the only thing that cheers me up without fail. My (ex) wife set it as my phone's wallpaper to help me cope with our separation. It helped...

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

Every single time I see this picture I uncontrollably crack up. This image truly is a gift to us all.

[–]derpinita 1 point2 points ago

I also love this. I googled it specifically several days ago when I needed a cheer-up.

[–]BumpyUpperArms 1 point2 points ago

[–]Penis_Javelin 1 point2 points ago

I was having a terrible day until I saw this. Thank you!

[–]BonTonVon 1 point2 points ago

[–]lexsmith[S] 0 points1 point ago

may he rest in peace

[–]misddit 1 point2 points ago

oh kevin

[–]schmoejoe 1 point2 points ago

How many times has OP posted it?

[–]liamfoshizzles 0 points1 point ago

I thought it said gif

[–]thewerd101 0 points1 point ago

I respectfully disagree

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What an odd, strangely beautiful creature...

[–]omnicious 0 points1 point ago

Right up there with Tube.

[–]FlyByDusk 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time.

[–]yumyumroar 0 points1 point ago

this is the picture that made me fall in love with the internet

[–]koshercowboy 0 points1 point ago

that animal is so silly; i cant believe creatures like this exist

[–]Hapain 0 points1 point ago

When I used to work as a roofer my brother, a co-worker, and I always BSed all the time. One time I was dehydrated and started shouting "bucket, bucket, i has a bucket." they couldn't figure out what pissed me off they thought I said fuck it until they saw I was grabbing my bucket. they then tried to take my bucket. >=(

[–]mark331 0 points1 point ago

I remember when they had these on the Halo 3 files shares. Good times...

[–]NoeJuanKanobe 0 points1 point ago

Still one of my favorites

[–]added_chaos 0 points1 point ago

I disagree. It's porn, porn is the greatest gift

[–]hngovr 0 points1 point ago

I hope you found your bukkit in heaven, my old friend. RIP

[–]faptag420 0 points1 point ago

ihasabucket.com It makes me glad someone pays money for this domain.

[–]analblast69 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a crap on the left

[–]jdizzle4 0 points1 point ago

i literally just burst out laughing in my office, which was completely quiet

[–]j33ratr0me 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a shit log

[–]vodkacokebloke 0 points1 point ago

my word, how could i have forgotten about the bucket?!

[–]pantysmarts 0 points1 point ago

This expression has made it into common usage in the Pants Household. If I've had a bad day I exclaim "Ohhhhhhh noooooo they stealin my bucket" and I feel better

[–]RJLupin2 0 points1 point ago

I first saw this on Halo 3 fileshares when people would mod them. Good times. -_^

[–]RaveRaptor 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else read this with this guy's voice? http://i.imgur.com/11RhU.jpg

[–]Fyzicks 0 points1 point ago

TIL all redditors are my dad. Those were simpler times...

[–]ejecto 0 points1 point ago

This and appols

[–]Different_Droids 0 points1 point ago

Was this the first meme?

[–]thenagel 0 points1 point ago

this image was the first thing that made me realize that the internet for more than porn and looking up who was in what movie....

[–]H8rade 0 points1 point ago

Looks like /r/funny is the new r/gaming.

DAE remember this insanely popular gem from only a handful of years ago? (Commence circle jerking)

[–]theREALMVP 0 points1 point ago

Never fails to make me burst out laughing.

[–]DennishIrst 0 points1 point ago

Ahh yes, I remember this from when I first discovered the interwebs

[–]Zeus20 0 points1 point ago

I had this picture for a month now and it still brings endless joy

[–]Synapsis_bho 0 points1 point ago

[–]Caarle -5 points-4 points ago

Why the heck would you post a ridiculously old pic that every fucking person on the internet has seen. Putting a title on it saying that it's "THE BEST GIFT OF THE INTERNET SDGHDSHGDSHGDSGH" does not somehow magically make it new or worth posting.

Go karma whore somewhere else.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 6 points7 points ago

[–]rabidpenguin 0 points1 point ago

meh meh meh...

[–]untaMe610 -5 points-4 points ago

seriously this is beyond repost. this is a quantum repost.

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

Both a repost and not a repost at the same time? My brain is currently in a state of flux over this one.

[–]Halefor 4 points5 points ago

It is such an old repost that it has gone beyond any form of repost known to internet.

[–]Tomawar40 -3 points-2 points ago

HOW CAN THIS BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I HAVE EVER POSSIBLY EVER SEEN THIS IMAGE EVER AT ALL OF ALL TIME EVER?

oh wait it isn't

[–]dirtydan -2 points-1 points ago

This is a repost.

[–]Themingemac -3 points-2 points ago

How come old ass shit like this gets upvoted, I can accept images 2 months old for a repost, but this, this is an image everyone should have seen by now.