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You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder. (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

Yes Godfather. I want revenge, RIGHT MEOW!

[–]zombiejerky 2 points3 points ago

Paws on the murder.

[–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 10 points11 points ago

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse... but first, belly rubs.

[–]hatetek 1 point2 points ago

but before that....lasagna

[–]cactusbooty 0 points1 point ago

I'm very sad this was not a link to a Garfield comic.

[–]hatetek 2 points3 points ago

i know, im sad he wasn't included, but any fat cat is better than no fat cat

[–]apple_kicks 12 points13 points ago

This Cat started waiting for Fry to return, but 5minutes later wandered off somewhere else

[–]ZombieKingKong 0 points1 point ago

I didn't wait for you Fry

[–]digger_ex_pat 5 points6 points ago

Forgive me Catfather.

[–]MoonDaddy 5 points6 points ago

A Jabba the Hutt quote would've been much more appropriate. He's sitting pretty much exactly like him.

[–]TtheGodfather 9 points10 points ago

Pussysera: I believe in Reddit. Reddit has made my fortune.

And I raised my Kitten in the Reddit fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She met someone from 4chan; not a Redditor.

She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another 4chan-er. They made her visit /b/. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her Reddiquette. So they beat her, like a 9Gager.

When I went to the veterinarian, her paw was a'broken. Her tail was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even meow because of the pain.

But I meowed. Why did I meow? She was the light of my life, a beautiful Kitten. Now she will never be beautiful again.

I went to the mods, like a good Redditor. These two were banned. Karmanaut sentenced them to a temporary ban from /r/aww - temporary ban. Temporary ban! They submitted in /r/pics that very day!

I stared at the Frontpage like a fool. And those two bastards, they downvoted me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Catleone.

Don Catleone: Why did you go to the admins? Why didn't you come to me first?

Pussysera: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.

Don Catleone: What is that? [Pussysera whispers his request in the Don's ear] That I cannot do.

Pussysera: I will give you anything you ask.

Don Catleone: You found paradise on Reddit, you had good comment Karma, you made good submissions. The admin protected you and there were rules of Reddit. You didn't need a cat like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Catleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Catfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my own kitten is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.

Pussysera: I ask for justice.

Don Catleone: That is not justice. Your kitten is still alive...

[–]SinatraFan77 3 points4 points ago

I came for the godfather name, stayed for the cool picture, and laughed my freaking ass off for this comment. Have all my upvotes.

[–]ace66[S] 2 points3 points ago

This is now my new favourite comment on reddit.

[–]agolho 3 points4 points ago

reddit'te türkiyeden kedi fotoğrafı görmek te garip oluyomuş. al sana "yukarıoy".

[–]ace66[S] 1 point2 points ago

türkçe biliyur mısunuz

[–]agolho 1 point2 points ago

haha, benjamin adam ya. türküm ben , dahili fonksiyon olarak geliyo türkçe.

[–]boredandworking 6 points7 points ago

Fat Cat

[–]floatablepie 2 points3 points ago

My friend's sister got married recently. The whole day we kept asking his Dad for various favours. How could he turn us down, on this, the day of his daughter's wedding?

He'd point out after doing anything such as passing a beer "that's your favour".

[–]RYuukiG 2 points3 points ago

Bring me solo and the wookie.

[–]lilpeepee 1 point2 points ago

I take these cottonballs from your hand, and I place them in my pocket.

[–]malditoscojones 1 point2 points ago

read this in zach galifianakis' voice

[–]themagictortoise 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised no one has shopped a tiny Marlon Brando into the cat's paws.

[–]Ozzertron 1 point2 points ago

This is going to be a meme within the day. Calling it now.

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

You come to my house, and you kick my dog.

[–]iloveavocados 1 point2 points ago

You come into my house the day my daughter is to be murdered and you ask me to do marriage

[–]erdemece 1 point2 points ago

ate too much kebab I guess.

[–]abbeyr 1 point2 points ago

Imgur Your mind powers will not work on me boy

[–]you_wont_read_this 0 points1 point ago

Is this in Greece? I started to try and zoom in on either the license plate or the text of the signs, but I couldn't zoom in past lazy.

[–]avnibu 5 points6 points ago

It's in Turkey. She's waiting for her kebab to be served.

[–]you_wont_read_this 1 point2 points ago

Well, I feel like an idiot. I feel like I ruled out Turkey because of the EU symbol above the 'TR' in the blue section of the license plate. I previously believed that in order to have the golden ring of stars, you had to be in the EU.

[–]degoban 3 points4 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accession_of_Turkey_to_the_European_Union

[–]you_wont_read_this 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh, that makes more sense now.

[–]bricks87 0 points1 point ago

Where in Turkey? Ankara?

[–]stillsoon 1 point2 points ago

If you look at the phone codes on the signs, it is Hatay.

[–]cagdas 1 point2 points ago

Nope. It's in Istanbul. Phone codes are 216, which is for the Asian side of Istanbul.

And I googled the phone number and the name of the kebab place, it turned out to be not so far away from where I live.

[–]ace66[S] 1 point2 points ago

1-Google the phone number

2-Find where cat lives

3-Find the cat for more pictures

4- ...?

5-PROFIT!

[–]stillsoon 0 points1 point ago

Oh my bad then. Thank you.

[–]colonel_itchyballs 0 points1 point ago

haha on the sign its says onur kebab, thats Turkey

[–]ace66[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yep.

[–]hero0fwar 0 points1 point ago

L.I.V.I.N.

[–]bluegnu63 0 points1 point ago

Aahhh, that was one great meal. Wish I had a cig.....

[–]HappyDays7 -2 points-1 points ago

You come into r/pics on the day I'm fairly bored and you ask me to upvote r/aww pictures?

[–]herpderpmcflerp 0 points1 point ago

I want to poop in this position.

[–]happy_otter -3 points-2 points ago

At first I thought /r/gameofthrones was leaking again, then I realized there was no incest.

[–]Cthulhuhoop 2 points3 points ago

Actually, the line if from The Godfather, one of the best and most quotable of the gangster milieu.

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[–]Cthulhuhoop 2 points3 points ago

What if the Godfather isn't one of the best and most quotable gangster movies? Is that the question you're asking? Well then, I suppose, I'd have to reconsider my Top Ten Quotable Gangster Movies list.

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