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[–]Sagillarious 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of that Eddie Izzard stand up when he's talking about how squirrels stop eating occasionally, as if they're going "Did I leave the gas on?........ No! I'm a fucking squirrel!"

[–]skibblez_n_zits 0 points1 point ago

Lies!

[–]spaceboundboner 0 points1 point ago

That's what they want you to think.

[–]FAMAJAH 0 points1 point ago

I love this photo. This is what I see him thinking of:

"Day 1,742: My captor has found it amusing to snap photographs of me and share them with this human interface called a 'laptop'. He puts this device directly on my former resting spot (namely, his lap) and strikes keys denoting the human language's specific characters. I have no interest in whatever mindgames or sorcery this vile sub-being is partaking in. But no matter, I'll indulge him. You see, whenever I purr pseudo-lovingly at him or whenever he takes these infernal photographs, he gives me treats. God, how I long for these treats... It's the only decent part of the day where I don't think of calling the Mothership or drowning myself in Sulfuric Acid. Well, I've learned to love my arrangement and make the best of it.

Talking to myself is the only way I stay sane, or at least preserve what little sanity I have left. Well, journal, this is 'Frank', formerly known as Captain Zraxos of Felinis 9, signing off for today. As I look over this majestic sunrise, I long for the Catnip-tipped mountains of my home. But alas, I am here, looking over this putrid sea with dirty and unkempt birds flying over me squawking away, while this fucking idiot to my right keeps taking pictures. sigh, Meow be with you."