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[–]Riotmaker 0 points1 point ago

Actually sounds like a in challenge to not let anything evolve. I think I'll go do that now.

[–]Ceigee 0 points1 point ago

You mean Repost from /r/Atheism /r/gaming /r/funny and /r/pokemon

[–]MewtwoStruckBack 0 points1 point ago

For the most part, I found this funny, but I'm obligated to downvote any ruleset for any Pokemon game which encourages its players to kill Mewtwo.

[–]ThunderDash 0 points1 point ago

I lold. I'll do this for my next Nuzlocke runthrough.

[–]fuzycaps102 0 points1 point ago

hilarious. Rule #6 was what made me actually laugh aloud!

[–]OneRomaines 0 points1 point ago

The protestant side-note did it for me. Growing up in a rural protestant town, that really is their only guideline.

[–]PullOutBoy -5 points-4 points ago

repost or not this is fucking stupid!

pokemon don't even evolve the same way species on earth do! they... just... ARGGHH THIS IS STUPID!

keep this garbage off /r/atheism!

downvote

[–]lol2U 1 point2 points ago

I am worried for you. Let us pray.

Owait.

[–]Noclipper 0 points1 point ago

Well, maybe they do evolve in the same way, since there are "extinct" specimens. My beef has always been that the proper term for the evolving that happen in pokemon is metamorphosing.

Happens over the course of a being's life? check. Radically and irreversibly alters the body? check. Happens under predetermined circumstances? check. The only difference is that you can postpone metamorphosing indefinately, which can be handwaved into "part of the tech that happens to let you cram a whale into a large marble".