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Wedding rings with the sound waveform of the couple’s voices saying “I do” (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Mackinstyle 10 points11 points ago

  1. Record the "I do"s from the wedding
  2. engrave them the same way a record is engraved
  3. create a makeshift record player that works on that format
  4. Able to hear your spouse saying that one "I do" for as long as you live

[–]headzoo 2 points3 points ago

I came here to say the same thing. The ring boxes could contain a tiny cone, needle, and hand crank to play the rings.

[–]risto1116 6 points7 points ago

If I had the money, I'd get my wedding ring engraved with a copy of my SO's DNA map. She could do the same.

[–]ahunt1 12 points13 points ago

dam she is hot

[–]Xproplayer 3 points4 points ago

Nice boobs too. 9/10 would bang.

[–]THE_PENGUIN_KING 0 points1 point ago

Don't even get me started on the ass...

[–]Vurban 0 points1 point ago

Be cool if it could glow like that too.

[–]gentlepatdown 7 points8 points ago

If it is not 96kHz/24bit, then I don't want it.

[–]drdroidx 4 points5 points ago

i want mine on vinyl

[–]the_meddler 1 point2 points ago

hipster.

[–]netcruiser 0 points1 point ago

My guess would be 100Hz/6bit.

[–]Durahk 0 points1 point ago

Only 96kHz? You gotta go for at least 192kHz for the One True Audio Experience.

[–]jminuse 11 points12 points ago

Silver kind of trailed off there - should have put more stress on the do.

[–]drunkcowofdeath 3 points4 points ago

I do

[–]Ragnalypse 9 points10 points ago

Silver wanted us to know that Gold didn't really "do." Silver showed this by emphasizing "I," as in "well I do."

Silver is a bitch.

[–]tiagosilva 1 point2 points ago

You don't really know if it goes from left to right or from right to left do you?

[–]burnte 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, you do. Say "I." Notice you hit it hard from a closed epiglottis through to an open throat which got softer. Do the same with "Do." You start hard from silence into the D sound ence then get quieter through the "oo" part.

[–]dedfrog -2 points-1 points ago

Doesn't matter; got laughs.

[–]J00nj00n 4 points5 points ago

Gosh, I'd probably stutter, and it would serve as testament to my awkwardness forever.

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[–]awesomekristian[S] 9 points10 points ago

I did that when i saw a stuffed dog in Scrubs.

[–]kukul 2 points3 points ago

I imagine the sort of people who would get this and ramble about it to every fucking person they meet and shudder.

[–]gritzsgoil 1 point2 points ago

That's amazing! But it would probably get annoying explaining it to everyone who sees it

[–]EcclesCake 2 points3 points ago

I think you'd get it because you think it's neat and so want to explain it.

[–]foofdawg 1 point2 points ago

My wedding ring has a pattern on it. Most people don't even notice it, and few ask about it.

[–]awesomekristian[S] 2 points3 points ago

Whats on yours?

[–]foofdawg 1 point2 points ago

It's a honeycomb pattern. It was actually my father's wedding ring that I inherited from him when he passed away. It's rare people even notice it (that I am aware of) and I am rarely asked about it.

[–]oath_keeper 5 points6 points ago

picture maybe?

[–]drdragos 7 points8 points ago

Hey, don't call him maybe! He didn't do anything wrong...

[–]bradcar 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused, I've never seen an asymmetrical waveform for sound. Could someone explain?

[–]mdotcarter 1 point2 points ago

I assume you're talking about the amplitude asymmetry. The amplitude asymmetry is caused by the fact that the sound being made when they are saying for example 'I' being not just a mix of frequencies but a mix of changing frequencies. The frequencies being mixed to create the very short sounds most likely change before that mix has completed an entire period. Hope that was a reasonably clear explanation.

[–]Rosenkrantz_ -5 points-4 points ago

The silver one says "Brown Nipples".

[–]PikKirby -2 points-1 points ago

DC Offset

[–]tearisha 0 points1 point ago

Where can I get one like this?

[–]drdroidx 0 points1 point ago

want.

[–]saywhatisobvious 0 points1 point ago

I said "I do" out loud to hear my own voice waves

[–]setito 0 points1 point ago

both parties were not equally enthusiastic when saying "i do", the silver ring...

[–]RoosterCogburnhad1_I 0 points1 point ago

Wow, a waveform of the most expensive sound on Earth.

[–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

Could have been done like record grooves so you can hear it.

[–]foltan 0 points1 point ago

Shame that traditionally (i.e. - in the UK) it's "I Will"....

[–]bianchihsr 0 points1 point ago

Come on dude...this is making me diabetic...

[–]alexbull_uk 0 points1 point ago

Those are really cool. I love the idea.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

it looks like someone was more sure about the i do then the other

[–]kldnsocal 0 points1 point ago

Commitment Level: Pro

[–]RighteouslyAlgebraic 0 points1 point ago

Haha, it looks like one of them was less enthusiastic than the other. The "do" on the silver is much quieter than the "do" on the gold...

[–]toji53 0 points1 point ago

One has a deeper voice is all. It has nothing to do with enthusiasm.

[–]RighteouslyAlgebraic 1 point2 points ago

Amplitude says otherwise. Was just a joke guys...come on....laugh a little...

[–]runningostriches 0 points1 point ago

heeheehee

[–]RighteouslyAlgebraic 0 points1 point ago

No not like that WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[–]sgtpandybear -4 points-3 points ago

Awesome rings, but this is a repost. It was posted 4 months ago on the same subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/p61pk/custom_made_wedding_bands_with_waveform_of_the/

[–]koxy 1 point2 points ago

So what? As you said, it was 4 months ago...

[–]NiggaElk -1 points0 points ago

downvote me all you want, but those are really ugly and stupid

[–]brilliantNumberOne -1 points0 points ago

I would get this cut into a ring as a response to this.

[–]Cxizent -3 points-2 points ago

Funny story (well, not so much funny as it is a story.): when the wife and I got married in Australia, we weren't allowed to say "I do", the words we had to use were "I will"

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