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I'm scared of paper now... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by Fujionacone
[–]rptwinkie 49 points50 points51 points 4 months ago
This was poorly translated. They meant "this eliminates the man" -- which, is urination. They translated it poorly since sometimes if you "eliminate" someone, you "kill" them.
[–]LDukes 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
And here I thought it was as "This kills the crab" reference. Yours makes more sense, though.
[–]Fujionacone[S] 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
OOOOOOOO s
[–]maximcorat 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
i was wondering why the fuck it would say that.
[–]carson378 25 points26 points27 points 4 months ago
i want to try it but im scared to
[–]thegreatbrah 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
same
[–]Burning_Kobun 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
don't. just don't.
[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
I did, and died. Background info: I never really tried this.
[–]Justusbraz 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Pics, or it didn't happen.
[–]xKazimirx 70 points71 points72 points 4 months ago
If you look closely you can tell that the man in the photo is actually a doll.
[–]derping 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
hmm further inspection might be required, but I think you are right
[–]engelbert_humptyback 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
My God. I wonder what he has.
[–]edruler99 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
naw. its a dog
[–]maximcorat -39 points-38 points-37 points 4 months ago
wo guys, im pretty sure that is a porcupine
[–]Minotaur_in_house 22 points23 points24 points 4 months ago
You apparently went to far. Any regrets?
[–]maximcorat 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
hell no.
[–]Minotaur_in_house 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I hope you make up the upvotes, I really do then.
[–]maximcorat 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
yeah, it was getting late, and i wasnt making very good decisions. but i have seen some very offensive comments get way less downvotes than this, i dont really see why this got 40+ downvotes.
[–]1trull2many 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
He can't hear you from his valley of downvotes
[–]420don420 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
It looks so real.
[–]billtheangrybeaver 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
Well, guess paper beats rock and scissors in this case.
[–]two_canoes 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
it was cock paper scissors this whole time....!!!
[–]FriskyBoat 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
I think that cock is NEVER the right choice in that game.
[–]blueGOLDeagle 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Correction it's cock paper testicles
[–]thename226 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Obviously you haven't tried hitting your penis with a rock or tried cutting it with scissors. PROTIP: Don't!
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
Did anyone get a strong urge to try this? Cause I didn't.... pokerface
[–]SerasAtomsk 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Upvoting this because I want an answer of if this actually true.
[–]A_Strawman 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
No. Karma please.
[–]Skwerley 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
This shit makes me laugh so hard every single time I see it.
[–]ZombieParadigm 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Lived.
[–]demetersstar 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Explain this witchcraft. Cite your sources.
[–]castingsnow 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
That's how I look when the head of my penis gets rubbed.
[–]redstonenico 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
So much repost.
[–]monty7888 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
WHO TOLD THE WOMEN OUR SECRET!?
[–]Fujionacone[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I still kinda want to try it... Lol for those of you that wanted to try it and commit suicide you would have just ended up pissing yourselves.
[–]3Dartwork 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
So that's how you can kill yourself. Kind of going out with a bang sorta
[–]neogamerdrew 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Dude...what?
[–]speedonthis 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
This is complete, unmitigated bullshit. You want proof? Fapkins.
[–]battlemaster95 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Who wipes their penis for minutes after a fap?
[–]speedonthis 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Bro the juices **flow*!!
[–]Rpd762 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
I actually said What the Fuck!?!
[–]spongeyjew 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
what...
[–]Fujionacone[S] 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Just sit back and wait for headlines of the news tomorrow...
[–]magylo 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
The doll can't even pee!
[–]MindlessDream 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/Cr2b.jpg
[–]Anhedonique 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I'm more frightened by the uncanny doll.
[–]Cralineleader 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Thank god I'm not a man
[–]hornwalker 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Hooray for reposts. They sure are so much better the second time around.
[–]DwarvenPirate 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
If you are going to rub it, why not do it the nice way? Hell, looks like it says "rub... for a few minutes"?
[–]facecardz -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
Nice cropping on the left caption. Changes the meaning entirely.
[–]olazawhat -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
I've seen this so many times and every time it makes me laugh so hard. The doll's face is full of so much terror
[–]combivent -1 points0 points1 point 4 months ago
I was thinking it meant not cleaning a patient properly could result in death. ( his)
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