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[–]rptwinkie 49 points50 points ago

This was poorly translated. They meant "this eliminates the man" -- which, is urination. They translated it poorly since sometimes if you "eliminate" someone, you "kill" them.

[–]LDukes 7 points8 points ago

And here I thought it was as "This kills the crab" reference. Yours makes more sense, though.

[–]Fujionacone[S] 14 points15 points ago

OOOOOOOO s

[–]maximcorat 13 points14 points ago

i was wondering why the fuck it would say that.

[–]carson378 25 points26 points ago

i want to try it but im scared to

[–]thegreatbrah 3 points4 points ago

same

[–]Burning_Kobun 4 points5 points ago

don't. just don't.

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 7 points8 points ago

I did, and died. Background info: I never really tried this.

[–]Justusbraz 2 points3 points ago

Pics, or it didn't happen.

[–]xKazimirx 70 points71 points ago

If you look closely you can tell that the man in the photo is actually a doll.

[–]derping 10 points11 points ago

hmm further inspection might be required, but I think you are right

[–]engelbert_humptyback 4 points5 points ago

My God. I wonder what he has.

[–]edruler99 11 points12 points ago

naw. its a dog

[–]420don420 0 points1 point ago

It looks so real.

[–]billtheangrybeaver 16 points17 points ago

Well, guess paper beats rock and scissors in this case.

[–]two_canoes 13 points14 points ago

it was cock paper scissors this whole time....!!!

[–]FriskyBoat 3 points4 points ago

I think that cock is NEVER the right choice in that game.

[–]blueGOLDeagle 1 point2 points ago

Correction it's cock paper testicles

[–]thename226 2 points3 points ago

Obviously you haven't tried hitting your penis with a rock or tried cutting it with scissors. PROTIP: Don't!

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Did anyone get a strong urge to try this? Cause I didn't.... pokerface

[–]SerasAtomsk 9 points10 points ago

Upvoting this because I want an answer of if this actually true.

[–]A_Strawman 7 points8 points ago

No. Karma please.

[–]Skwerley 9 points10 points ago

This shit makes me laugh so hard every single time I see it.

[–]ZombieParadigm 2 points3 points ago

Lived.

[–]demetersstar 5 points6 points ago

Explain this witchcraft. Cite your sources.

[–]castingsnow 3 points4 points ago

That's how I look when the head of my penis gets rubbed.

[–]redstonenico 4 points5 points ago

So much repost.

[–]monty7888 3 points4 points ago

WHO TOLD THE WOMEN OUR SECRET!?

[–]Fujionacone[S] 2 points3 points ago

I still kinda want to try it... Lol for those of you that wanted to try it and commit suicide you would have just ended up pissing yourselves.

[–]3Dartwork 4 points5 points ago

So that's how you can kill yourself. Kind of going out with a bang sorta

[–]neogamerdrew 3 points4 points ago

Dude...what?

[–]speedonthis 3 points4 points ago

This is complete, unmitigated bullshit. You want proof? Fapkins.

[–]battlemaster95 1 point2 points ago

Who wipes their penis for minutes after a fap?

[–]speedonthis 0 points1 point ago

Bro the juices **flow*!!

[–]Rpd762 3 points4 points ago

I actually said What the Fuck!?!

[–]spongeyjew 1 point2 points ago

what...

[–]Fujionacone[S] 1 point2 points ago

Just sit back and wait for headlines of the news tomorrow...

[–]magylo 0 points1 point ago

The doll can't even pee!

[–]MindlessDream 0 points1 point ago

[–]Anhedonique 0 points1 point ago

I'm more frightened by the uncanny doll.

[–]Cralineleader 0 points1 point ago

Thank god I'm not a man

[–]hornwalker 0 points1 point ago

Hooray for reposts. They sure are so much better the second time around.

[–]DwarvenPirate 0 points1 point ago

If you are going to rub it, why not do it the nice way? Hell, looks like it says "rub... for a few minutes"?

[–]facecardz -1 points0 points ago

Nice cropping on the left caption. Changes the meaning entirely.

[–]olazawhat -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this so many times and every time it makes me laugh so hard. The doll's face is full of so much terror

[–]combivent -1 points0 points ago

I was thinking it meant not cleaning a patient properly could result in death. ( his)