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[–]CapnScumbone 27 points28 points ago

i'm guessing the one on his shoulder knows a few tricks. perhaps it unleashes a torrent of vulgarity in swahili or floats around putting mild curses (such as ceaseless rectal itching for a week or unbearable cheese cravings) on people. i want something like that because i'm forced to attend a baby shower next week and i hate babies AND showering.

i imagine that if i attended with such an item i'd be off the hook for similar future obligations. i'd probably carry it on my shoulder everywhere too...a reminder to others that i Mean Business and will bring social discomfort and mild curses whenever inconvenienced. of course my friends would get used to it and we could still go to buffalo wild wings for example.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

I don't know what you said, but you sure said it.

[–]genderfucker 4 points5 points ago

I want to hang out with you.

[–]CapnScumbone 1 point2 points ago

i am pure entertainment but i have not obtained the skull yet. however i do have a very large and irate monitor lizard that follows me around (i keep shrimp in my pocket for him) and he is very attracted to sudden movements. his favorite activities include lunging...snapping...and drooling necrotoxins. his name is Scrambles.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps it is a parrot skull. And yes, it would help to have a cursed skull familiar around baby shower time.

[–]CapnScumbone 1 point2 points ago

loath though i am as a wildlife biologist to bring any manner of logic toward reddit...i believe for the skull to be of any member of Class Aves then it would by necessity have to have some manner of beak...and not the toothy upper mandible seen on the stout fellow's shoulder.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Mister Biology Degree over here sayin' that's not a parrot skull. Tsh. I am a comment maker on reddit. If I say that thing's a parrot, it's a parrot. Clearly it wouldn't perch on the explorer's shoulder otherwise. Bathe me in upvotes.

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

lovely plumage...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

:D

[–]gmale9000 8 points9 points ago

That's incredible. What is this?

EDIT: Apparently it's an exhibition of Skulls in Cemetery of the Philippines (1910). Still trying to find info about it in English.

EDIT McEDIT: Wow, there's some fucked up stuff on this page. http://www.rayosycentellas.net/fotohistoria/?cat=23

[–]urbancannibal 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's some website, thanks for the share!

[–]stevenette -1 points0 points ago

Garote = 31 people Guillotine = one hundred Billion?

[–]mikesperry 6 points7 points ago

At the annual Yorick convention...

[–]brainswho 2 points3 points ago

I knew him, Horatio. In the biblical sense. I'm saying I totally fucked him, dude.

[–]xsilium 6 points7 points ago

...Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious skull collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[–]C_M_Burns 1 point2 points ago

This might be one of my favorite things I've ever seen on reddit.

Thank you for this, good sir/madam.

[–]yasisterstwat[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, i saw it on 4chan and thought you guys would like it

[–]C_M_Burns 0 points1 point ago

Oh. I was actually referring to xsilium's comment, but since you started this thread I suppose thanks are in order all around.

[–]mowrawn 2 points3 points ago

Jesus. Pee Wee Herman went really wrong. I guess the talking furniture was a bad sign.

[–]HerpDerpy 2 points3 points ago

That is Robert Ripley on an expedition to a amazonian head hunting tribe's village in the rain forest

[–]sideshowchad 4 points5 points ago

Do you know the story behind this picture?

[–]fresh1134206 1 point2 points ago

Please, someone has to know!!!

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

well....a bunch of people died and someone got a machete and a wheelbarrow and a special type of skull rake...and here we are

[–]broelsroyce 1 point2 points ago

"and this is Richard.. proud owner of over 100 human skulls, say 'hi richard!'"

[–]supermctj 1 point2 points ago

Those skulls look pretty clean must have had plenty of time and copious amounts of bath salts

[–]Thinkcali 1 point2 points ago

This looks like a problem only Hoarders can fix.

[–]bridgetayyy 1 point2 points ago

Totally puts my dad's skull collection to shame....

[–]tim212 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Kurtz.

[–]orginalname -1 points0 points ago

Colonel Kurtz, upvotes anyways

I am surprised that more people didn't read Heart of Darkness or at least see Apocalypse Now

[–]TastelessAlien 0 points1 point ago

I can dig it.

[–]Amelora 0 points1 point ago

why are they all missing their front teeth?

[–]thehumanear 1 point2 points ago

because Philippines

[–]Vortilex 0 points1 point ago

Is that Robert Ripley?

[–]RockStar5132 0 points1 point ago

think he might have a few skeletons in his closet?

[–]HeartbeatStains 0 points1 point ago

Maybe just a few.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Explorers. We rule. Also, this is an amazing phone background.

[–]baalsitch 0 points1 point ago

BFTBG!!! More skulls for khorne!

[–]klobster 0 points1 point ago

I would've gone with put your head on my shoulder

[–]h0tofsky 0 points1 point ago

Shoulder cookie girl's grandfather, perhaps?

[–]UnicornGlitterPuke 0 points1 point ago

Look honey, skulls! Grab the camera and take a picture!

[–]notgod 0 points1 point ago

That is all of our futures....scary and amazing. We all end up equal.

[–]Plutoid -5 points-4 points ago

Fzckin' white people, man.

[–]Funk-A-Saurus-Rex 2 points3 points ago

[–]Plutoid 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what a guy who has had Liza and Louise stuck in his head for three days needs. :D

[–]CapnScumbone -1 points0 points ago

makes you proud to be one...