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[–]zenbubz 266 points267 points ago

I don't understand what would make anyone do that...

[–]garysnail123 94 points95 points ago

I still don't understand what would make anyone do that

[–]dfn85 10 points11 points ago

She's pretending that the imaginary bee has flown right in her face, is my best guess.

[–]FenrirIII 3 points4 points ago

[–]friedblooper 4 points5 points ago

Quit trying to make sense, enjoy the derp face.

[–]dorourke4114 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 41 points42 points ago

you just don't get art.

[–]mundanenoodle 49 points50 points ago

One art please!

[–]CochMaestro 6 points7 points ago

That'll be tree fiddy

[–]cryingblackman 8 points9 points ago

I ain't giving tree fiddy to no damn loch ness monster.

[–]PinchiWonkaGrandpa 28 points29 points ago

takes a sip of PBR

[–]one_for_my_husband 0 points1 point ago

self-confidence

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

What I don't understand is why the pianist would let them freeze frame his ass like that.

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

What I don't understand is why the pianist would let them freeze frame his ass like that.

[–]Ryouko 22 points23 points ago

I think I've been on the internet too long, When I saw this I thought, Isn't she doing a bumblebee sound. Ah, there is the clarinet, must be flight of the bumblebee"

[–]blade2000 34 points35 points ago

[–]gazow 15 points16 points ago

BEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]schwins_cube 19 points20 points ago

No. Beads.

[–]VadersGonnaVade 16 points17 points ago

Gob's not on board.

[–]ubersiren 1 point2 points ago

Band nerds, unite!

[–]JohnBohlken09 0 points1 point ago

[–]ocifferthelaw 4 points5 points ago

Malena Ernman-gerd Cluhrnet!

[–]Poltras 7 points8 points ago

That's uh... f'ing impressive...

[–]hafton 1 point2 points ago

[–]dieselnut 0 points1 point ago

Who knew she was actually pretty hot.

[–]just_leave_it 0 points1 point ago

Kate Gosselin's new gig.

[–]lololpalooza 29 points30 points ago

It's a woman singing flight of the bumblebee.

[–]downvoted_for_sexism 5 points6 points ago

Thank you. Now I know everything I needed to know.

[–]FrankZappasNose 2 points3 points ago

SO she just wandered up on stage then?

[–]MrWeirdlust 269 points270 points ago

"It's that YOLO shit."

[–]Chinook700 36 points37 points ago

I prefer to think she was turning it into dubstep in her head.

[–]richertai 5 points6 points ago

These damn kids, with their YOLO and their ecstacy.

[–]MrWeirdlust 15 points16 points ago

E is safer than YOLO.

[–]richertai 7 points8 points ago

YOLO's a helluva drug.

[–]MrWeirdlust 5 points6 points ago

E's a drug. YOLO's a poison...

[–]one_step_ahead 108 points109 points ago

I think it's her cum face.

[–]Breathing_Balls 37 points38 points ago

I think she has been electrocuted.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

Why not both?

[–]furyasd 17 points18 points ago

Electrocum.

Now we just wait for someone to adopt this name into a electronic music name and release something like dubstep or that kind of shit.

[–]THAT_AWKWARD_HYPHEN 6 points7 points ago

Aaaaaannnnnnndddddd electrocum username taken

[–]bugdog 1 point2 points ago

Stephen King wrote a story that had electrocum in it.

[–]Wurtzy 1 point2 points ago

Electro cum box?

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

. . .IF YOU FUCKING DO IT I WILL MURDER YOUR CAT.

[–]atonyatlaw 6 points7 points ago

Why not zoidcum?

[–]SkeetLightning 1 point2 points ago

Did I just watch her vinegar strokes?

[–]IEnjoyRush79 1 point2 points ago

It's her "O" face.

[–]champ1258 0 points1 point ago

Definitely

[–]qeuwtip 10 points11 points ago

I think she hit the "O" note. Oh! Oh! Oh!

[–]seescottspaz 10 points11 points ago

I think she heard the brown noise.

[–]Wafflemonster2 3 points4 points ago

No shame would be a start...

[–]wdejr 8 points9 points ago

I'm a senior in highschool and I just got my 2nd Varsity letter for clarinet in band today, here- You don't know the pure ecstasy this instrument can release.

EDIT I accidentally a word.

[–]Kow102 10 points11 points ago

You're right, I don't the pure ecstasy at all.

[–]wdejr 1 point2 points ago

Oops, accidentally a word.

[–]LATerror 3 points4 points ago

Usually I listen to dubstep on ecstasy but whatever gets you off dude.

[–]jellyfungus 1 point2 points ago

I usually listen to dubstep with earplugs in.

[–]MindintoMatter 1 point2 points ago

From the video I think she did it for some sort of dramatic effect.

[–]Lazy_as_Shit 1 point2 points ago

My first thought was that she was hypnotized and the clarinet was a trigger to send her into retard mode

[–]Indigoh 2 points3 points ago

I think that's a seizure. I want to know if she was hospitalized after this.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

Flight of the bumblebee

[–]techmaster242 0 points1 point ago

Remote control silver bullet.

[–]Squirtle07 0 points1 point ago

Obviously the cluhrnet...

[–]morbidly_average 0 points1 point ago

Apparently this.

[–]postemporary 17 points18 points ago

[–]HolisticPI 2 points3 points ago

A part (right about here) reminds me of the Fifth Element blue chick. http://youtu.be/5WH2OwJeMBE?t=2m18s

[–]throwaway-o 5 points6 points ago

Agreeds. Your comment needs many more upvotes.

This song of hers gives me the goddamn goosebumps EVERY TIEM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSOGhp2mEQc but you can clearly hear when she brings her voice from very low to all the way up to the max, that there is some Antares Autotune there. :-\

[–]TheDroopy 4 points5 points ago

Every professionally produced artist has Autotune somewhere. It's designed to be used subtly.

[–]Mang-Oh-Tea 1 point2 points ago

Tell that to hip hop. Please.

[–]jklpuzo 1 point2 points ago

[–]ass_herpes 21 points22 points ago

Brown note

[–]throwAwayMama123 1 point2 points ago

Subtle... You people are clever.

[–]surrealasm_atwork 74 points75 points ago

So I do this thing at my job where I try to quietly, descreetly browse reddit for as long as possible. Today was a slow day, I've made some good progress.

But this.

I just bursted out laughing out loud... I'm done for the day.

[–]uranus86 10 points11 points ago

This is one of those gifs that didn't even load up all the way before i started laughing. Good thing works over for the day otherwise i would probably catch some shit for being on Reddit.

[–]occupy_elm_st 8 points9 points ago

I laughed like a stoned hyena. The boss was not happy...

[–]taloton 45 points46 points ago

Somebody, please link a video! Must see.

[–]TycoBrahe[S] 146 points147 points ago

[–]Dumpykins 74 points75 points ago

the video is even weirder...

[–]snutr 29 points30 points ago

They are both just begging for an epipen right in the chest.

[–]Binkleberry 2 points3 points ago

P.S.- EpiPen goes in the outer part of your thigh.

[–]ninjasenses 7 points8 points ago

TIL what an epipen was.

EDIT: Hopefully this saves some googling.

Epinephrine injection is used to treat life-threatening allergic reactions

[–]scrambled_legs 13 points14 points ago

Yup. And an Epipen looks a little like a magic marker that you stab your thigh with really hard. It's a pretty great invention as its predecessor, the Epi-kit, was just a plastic box with a loaded needle in it you had to open, uncap and then inject somewhat carefully.

But the Epipen? Shit son, you can smash that fucker into the meat of your thigh while wearing leather pants and you'll be running a sub 2 hour marathon.

[–]ninjasenses 8 points9 points ago

But the Epipen? Shit son, you can smash that fucker into the meat of your thigh while wearing leather pants and you'll be running a sub 2 hour marathon.

Immediately reminded me of the adrenaline shot scene in pulp fiction.

[–]Gneal1917 1 point2 points ago

Where the fuck do I put it!?

[–]Mang-Oh-Tea 1 point2 points ago

I thought of the adrenaline shot from Get Him To The Greek.

[–]BinaryRockStar 5 points6 points ago

Epinephrine is what the rest of the world calls adrenaline.

[–]race2finish 7 points8 points ago

Interesting concept though.

[–]bobinush 2 points3 points ago

Sweden.

[–]toad_ally 1 point2 points ago

Oh dear lord.

[–]talkincat 11 points12 points ago

I was not expecting whatever produced that gif to be nearly this impressive.

[–]grunknisse 4 points5 points ago

Thank you! I thought I recognized Swedens currently most famous opera singer, Malena Ernman.

[–]sup299 0 points1 point ago

Malena Hernmern

FTFY

[–]Amdinga 8 points9 points ago

Anyone else find this lady really attractive, and moreso because she's goofy?

[–]dbhanger 11 points12 points ago

[–]Scallywagger 3 points4 points ago

Fuck it. Let me at 'er.

[–]kbean56 1 point2 points ago

According to Wiki...that picture was taken when she was 38??

[–]CLOGGED_WITH_SEMEN 1 point2 points ago

No

[–]Indigoh 8 points9 points ago

Oh okay. She was pretending to be a bee.

[–]gmnitsua 9 points10 points ago

Bees should be offended.

[–]SlothOfDoom 20 points21 points ago

Oh, "art".

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

What? It's a joke. Just standing in front of a piano doesn't make it serious.

[–]thekilljoy 4 points5 points ago

John mutha'fuckin' Cage. Some of that guy's stuff is pretty amazing, but seeing "performances" of 4'33" always cracks me up. I like seeing what the "performers" do during the duration.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I feel like his recording Indeterminacy is a pretty good summation of what he's about. He clearly has a really thorough understanding of music, and really interesting ideas about it, but hearing him talk about these ideas is a lot more edifying for me than listening to his later music. I think he's pretty interesting, but it's obvious why he had a hard time being taken seriously.

[–]thekilljoy 1 point2 points ago

Oh agreed, though I think the fact he wasn't taken too seriously was to his, and our, benefit. I can imagine that to some extent it's a liberating thing to be a respected musician who doesn't have a reputation for nothing but serious composition, and helped fuel him in his explorations and putting them out there.

I think it worked that way for people who came before and after him that fit in this category; like Lou Reed and his Metal Machine Music (first alternate example I can think of). If you're taken too seriously, you can explore all you want, but it'll never see the light of day, and that in and of itself would suppress it.

For me, it's people like Reed and Cage that truly shape the ultimate breadth and directions of music.

[–]noisymime 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't make it funny either apparently :(

[–]UncleTogie 2 points3 points ago

Wow... wish we got more of that on US TV.

[–]Hopulus 2 points3 points ago

I'd hit it

[–]ViolentOctopus 5 points6 points ago

She'd make that face the whole time, brother.

[–]Hopulus 1 point2 points ago

hahaa ha.. and?

[–]BantamBasher135 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for that, and upvotes all around for your prestigious name!

[–]IfThisNameIsTaken 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't look away.

[–]Srol 2 points3 points ago

Oh good, it's just someone making a stupid face. Not someone having a seizure. Guilt-free laughter.

[–]quantum_run 109 points110 points ago

Bath Salts?

[–]letstalkaboutrocks 51 points52 points ago

Enough with the damn bath salts!

[–]horsesemen 47 points48 points ago

Shower pepper.

[–]Lunchables 3 points4 points ago

Shower peppers.*

[–]mhuggins 11 points12 points ago

[–]shoryukenist 6 points7 points ago

This is the first bpepz reference I have seen on reddit. Congrats!!

[–]acpawlek 2 points3 points ago

Bath rocks?

[–]expectantyoke 11 points12 points ago

I do not understand why i did not expect that pic to be just that pic.

[–]TheYoungLiar 5 points6 points ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]DeadDove_DoNotEat 7 points8 points ago

[–]Sly_R 7 points8 points ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–]MaceTheJester 1 point2 points ago

My favorite use of this meme so far...

[–]Noitche 3 points4 points ago

I've really missed this bath salts shit. Someone posted a Gandalf question but no-one actually answered what the fuck it was about. Can anyone enlighten me?

[–]Bekaloha 3 points4 points ago

The Miami face-eater? Apparently he was under the influence of bath salts.

[–]herebezombies 5 points6 points ago

Bath salts is slang for a new legal street drug in the US.

[–]techmaster242 1 point2 points ago

Not exactly "slang" for the drug. The drug is mislabeled as bath salts. A while back, they realized that they could synthesize new drugs, mislabel them as random harmless household items, and not for human consumption, and they would be subject to a lot less scrutiny by the law enforcement. (Ex: bath salt, incense, potpourri, botanical sachet)

AKA - A legal loophole.

I'm just curious if any old ladies have bought this stuff and dumped it into their bath.

[–]Manofevil 17 points18 points ago

Swedish operasinger, she is kinda nuts but funny!

[–]fazzah 3 points4 points ago

You call this "kinda"?

[–]doonuter 47 points48 points ago

yes, just "kinda". She's just making a silly face. There are performers who will shit into their hand on stage and smear it all over themselves. Have some goddamn perspective.

[–]IdeaPowered 4 points5 points ago

thatescalatedquickly.jpg

[–]FalconHunter 15 points16 points ago

Amusing, clearly meant to be entertaining, but also quite a large amount of talent there.

Not only is that a challenging piece for an instrument that involves tonguing, but to translate that to a vocal performance with the same clean staccato is really impressive.

And, of course, the face was hilarious (just glad it was intentional.)

[–]Korticus 3 points4 points ago

The ability to keep up with the piano while actually getting the individual beats out has me seriously impressed. The fact that she did it while parodying the whole affair just puts it over the top.

[–]g33n 3 points4 points ago

to translate that to a vocal performance with the same clean staccato is really impressive.

...

The ability to keep up with the piano while actually getting the individual beats out has me seriously impressed.

... not sure if you're just some jargon-translation novelty account or you seriously don't realize what just happened here.

[–]Korticus 2 points3 points ago

I was repeating it for emphasis and to define the level of appreciation intended in the second sentence.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Who tongues that piece?

Edit for clarification: it's not tongued, it's slurred, and it's not at all staccato.

[–]redditor85 2 points3 points ago

This guy, obviously.

[–]indoordinosaur 2 points3 points ago

he's tonguing at :42

[–]beetlboy 3 points4 points ago

One of the first things that have actualy made me laugh in a while

[–]Dungareedoo 3 points4 points ago

Clarinet uses Bells Palsy. It's super effective!

[–]SpcK 24 points25 points ago

I'm guessing she queefs the clarinette.

[–]sup299 16 points17 points ago

Clarinet

As a clarinetist, I feel like I have to correct you. Sorry.

[–]ooNegativeONEoo 26 points27 points ago

Clarinelitist, more like.

I tried my best.

[–]Snappy374 6 points7 points ago

Never go full retard.

[–]ohgodwhydidIjoin 1 point2 points ago

I love it when I get references.... even this one that isn't really that obscure

[–]drowdy 2 points3 points ago

Thizz face.

[–]ailingblackops 2 points3 points ago

I was listening to this at 22:14 when I opened the link ahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zYol_jBxaY

[–]Panagoman 2 points3 points ago

This is how i dance to dubstep ಠ_ಠ

[–]udontknowmeme 2 points3 points ago

she's actually an INCREDIBLY talented vocalist... who's just a bit too expressive on stage loll

[–]Chiefian 1 point2 points ago

Looks like those weird religious ceremonies where the 'lord' makes them spasm and flail, only this time the lord is a clarinet. More believable tbh.

[–]frickface 1 point2 points ago

pretty sure he hit the brown note there

[–]Toalmaster 1 point2 points ago

I swear to god my whole office has been laughing uncontrollably for 10 minutes now- it is on every monitor

[–]ErmaGherd 1 point2 points ago

Mah Fervert Mersik!!

[–]Maple_The_Canadian 1 point2 points ago

He hit the brown note.

[–]CanadianBK 1 point2 points ago

"Where can I buy a clarinet?" "TERGET"

[–]ickjui 1 point2 points ago

I'm scared to laugh for fear she may have a mental handicap of some sorts....

[–]allyouneedislolz 1 point2 points ago

this makes me laugh way too much

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

She has an amazing voice. Goofy as fuck, though.

[–]Dubskowski 1 point2 points ago

LET ME SEE YOUR DERP FACE!!

[–]lamename6 2 points3 points ago

I have been laughing at this for 5 minutes now.

[–]blackomegax 1 point2 points ago

I am looping this to dubstep. It is fantastic.

[–]Sir_Kegglesworth 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of Quark.

[–]grunknisse 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Quark

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of quark

[–]gmnitsua 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of Quark.

[–]phishyfee 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of Quark

[–]Tensuke 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of Qwark.

[–]shmian92 1 point2 points ago

So glad someone was thinking of Ratchet&Clank!

[–]venefb 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of Quark

[–]yamijeff 0 points1 point ago

The fuck!?!

[–]IWasMisinformed 0 points1 point ago

Wat in the mother fuck

[–]SincerelyFacetious 0 points1 point ago

For a second I thought this was the one where the lady plays the kazoo with her vagina.

[–]Zoomerlawns 0 points1 point ago

How do I get to the porn part of Reddit?

[–]herebezombies 5 points6 points ago

[–]theobeseturtle 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else think it looked she was going super saiyan?

[–]Sephryne 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought she was sneezing.. Glad I read the comments hah.

[–]mfanning1990 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, the yerz flert.

[–]space_monster 0 points1 point ago

could someone please point me in the direction of an 'ermahgerd' audio clip / video? I get the type of person we're talking about, but being from outside the US, it's hard to properly pin the accent. I assume this is the type of person that would say 'reallyyyy?' a lot & talk very fast with an upward inflection at the end of every sentence.

[–]Beggenbe 0 points1 point ago

Got to hand it to a beautiful woman who's willing to look that ugly for her art.

[–]BSscience 0 points1 point ago

IT'S A GIF WITH SOUND

[–]Tkcatch 0 points1 point ago

Can someone more talented than I make her go Super Saiyan???

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[–]closewindow 0 points1 point ago

I'm in the middle of a night lecture. Can't stop laughing

[–]algorithmae 0 points1 point ago

It took me way to long to figure out the title was supposed to be Berks.

[–]MathewMurdock 0 points1 point ago

Is she having a seizure?

[–]madeinkorea718 0 points1 point ago

i dont get it

[–]derpaherp12 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. This is probably the only thing that has made me laughing here in a while.

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

Context?

[–]daaargh 0 points1 point ago

The more I look at this the funnier it gets.

[–]am_i_will 0 points1 point ago

[–]jp07 0 points1 point ago

There was an awesome link that paired this with a Vuvuzela I remember losing it.

I still don't know where it is.

It was when YouTube had the vuvuzela button I think.

[–]enriquesford 0 points1 point ago

berks!!!!

[–]holycheddar 0 points1 point ago

Can't stop laughing.

[–]Skurhink 0 points1 point ago

Swedish opera singer Malena Ernman, she's really awesome. :)

[–]Maneuv 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't be posting these things for me to see at work. I just laughed loud enough for all to hear. I blame you, sir.

[–]jonboy1990 0 points1 point ago

I literally lol'd