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[–]Christank 24 points25 points ago

The youtube link, for those interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE

[–]steve0suprem0 7 points8 points ago

so much better than the gif.

[–]JoeBeNimble -1 points0 points ago

Hm, really surprised that it's not endorsed by Barack Obama

[–]donut420 6 points7 points ago

[–]cupid-stunt 87 points88 points ago

And your new favorite gif is this. NSFW

[–]DomoInMySoup 14 points15 points ago

I like the fake blonde on the right. Just because of her face at the end. Dat shimmy.

[–]frostiitute 7 points8 points ago

Britney Beth, enjoy

[–]redditallreddy 2 points3 points ago

You know their names?

[–]raisin_bran_in 3 points4 points ago

She's famous for having had sex with an NFL star and I think she goes by Bibi Jones now.

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant 2 points3 points ago

Which NFL star?

[–]patsfan21 5 points6 points ago

Rob Gronkowski

[–]wobwobwob42 2 points3 points ago

I'd Gronk that

[–]iGotChubs4You 11 points12 points ago

Dude, go to any NSFW subreddit and you will realize the people on this website know the name and exact video of almost any thing you can post. It's insane....ly pathetic.

[–]Mykep 5 points6 points ago

It's very helpful at times.

[–]Crossfox17 1 point2 points ago

This gif has been all over reddit and the internet in general. I've seen it at least 10 times, and every time she has been pointed out. That is the only reason I recognized her, and probably why this guy knows her name.

[–]r_Dubwc 18 points19 points ago

You're doing God's work, son.

[–]Breathing_Balls 11 points12 points ago

I have just ejaculated over a pop tart.

[–]Tom5ervo 11 points12 points ago

To be honest you probably just added more nutritional value to the thing than there was when you took it out of the packaging.

[–]r_Dubwc 7 points8 points ago

Dude, what the fuck?

[–]Demeter_of_New -5 points-4 points ago

Dude, you fuck what?

FTFY

[–]Phreshzilla -3 points-2 points ago

You fuck what? Dude.

FTFY

[–]DJbezoar 6 points7 points ago

And here is the source.

NSFW obviously.

[–]cjcrashoveride 3 points4 points ago

I'm just gonna comment here so I can check back later.

[–]Phased 4 points5 points ago

Try these ---- and this - the look on the blondes face (The others were too large for imgur) NSFW

[–]u2fan656 1 point2 points ago

look on the blondes face- ERR MA GERD!!

[–]JWGhetto 3 points4 points ago

real, real, fake, real

[–]qrrbrbirlbel 8 points9 points ago

real, real, fake, fake

[–]Justintime233 19 points20 points ago

Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care.

[–]paranode 3 points4 points ago

Those last ones look like well-done fakes to me.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

How can you tell this?

[–]complex_reduction 2 points3 points ago

The third girl from the left has the worst implants of all time. Notice how they look like two perfectly spherical alien protrusions growing cancerously from her chest, as opposed to girls 1 and 2 which look natural (either natural or very good implants).

Girl 4 looks like she has implants too (note how it looks like she is swinging a solid mass inside the skin as opposed to jiggly fat deposits) but she has had them done professionally whereas girl 3 had them done by a hobo in an alleyway.

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, your insight was very thorough & helpful; I shall remember it the next time I analyze tits.

[–]BakedPotatoTattoo 1 point2 points ago

Im gonna have to leave work early.

[–]A_Hippie[!] 1 point2 points ago

Well, I mean, I guess i have time to fap.

[–]Phreshzilla 1 point2 points ago

Sauce? For..science..?

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 0 points1 point ago

I don't know... this one is pretty awesome.

[–]Tronaxious 0 points1 point ago

Look at those babies.

[–]disenchanted_youth 0 points1 point ago

woah....

[–]bigmac3d 0 points1 point ago

Replied for bookmark.

[–]velicoso 0 points1 point ago

Favorite indeed

[–]Swolebrah -1 points0 points ago

Love how the girl on the left looks so proud of herself.

[–]shoompdawoomp 3 points4 points ago

The video is way better

[–]reagan2016 6 points7 points ago

The book is way better.

[–]Justintime233 7 points8 points ago

He wasn't black in the book! WTF?

[–]reagan2016 3 points4 points ago

Isn't that crazy how in the book the "Big Ass Nigga" character was Japanese?

[–]mudslag 4 points5 points ago

[–]thescrapplekid 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, they probably should have not used a 300C

[–]cdnforces 0 points1 point ago

Amazing!

[–]TheScoop06 2 points3 points ago

My life... It is complete.

[–]folderol 3 points4 points ago

Drink up all that Capri Sun son.

[–]GarMc 2 points3 points ago

[–]withagecomesnerdines 2 points3 points ago

Respect the pouch!

[–]P10_WRC 2 points3 points ago

RESPECT IT!!!!

[–]Mint-BerryCRUNCH 2 points3 points ago

I know that this GIF will be relevant at some point...

[–]monkeymasher 2 points3 points ago

Shit. Looks like my physics teacher

[–]maggiecat4 2 points3 points ago

I showed this to my friend and her reaction was "Aww, that's so cute! He's ok with riding a razor scooter because he doesn't have a car."

[–]AnalBurns 1 point2 points ago

Not the same without the background music.

[–]wdejr 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what they're selling. But I wanna buy one.

[–]Krumb 1 point2 points ago

I'm a big ass nigga, and I'm all about the capri

[–]dasoeltino 1 point2 points ago

Type in Nigga in youtube search bar and this is what you get. I've done it before

[–]ExdigguserPies 1 point2 points ago

TIL "nigger" isn't racist if you spell it "nigga".

[–]HandsomeAssNigga 1 point2 points ago

Seriously?

[–]spookyfeet 0 points1 point ago

a million times yes

[–]retroshark 0 points1 point ago

Fucking brilliant!!

[–]C_T_C_C 0 points1 point ago

So far...

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 0 points1 point ago

Go watch the video on YouTube.
I believe its still the first thing that shows up when you search 'nigga'

[–]JStrach 0 points1 point ago

and now, your favorite youtube video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE

[–]Jon2397 0 points1 point ago

The first time i saw this on youtube, I laughed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This really brightened my day... first legitimate laugh ive had all day.

[–]SCONN1E -2 points-1 points ago

but it has a bad word... ass.

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[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

I gotcha. Nigga on a scooter drinking capri sun?

[–]Braindawg123 4 points5 points ago

You must be new here.

[–]Derpussss 1 point2 points ago

If saying nigger is racist then saying faggot is homophobic.

[–]garypenn 0 points1 point ago

Depending on context, those words may not be racist or homophobic, but they are offensive, nevertheless.

[–]nixle -5 points-4 points ago

Yes, please keep us u to date with whatever gif you like and or dislike! Your opinion matters to us!

[–]AlmostHeroic -2 points-1 points ago

How to get away with a repost:

Still my favourite ... Cracks me up everytime!