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[–]xzieus 3 points4 points ago

Oh it's serious.

Two-finger serious.

[–]Lunapsyche 2 points3 points ago

boy scouts?

[–]chrishamer09 1 point2 points ago

Me!!!!!

[–]SgtSteel55 1 point2 points ago

"A million gallons of fun" - O_0

[–]sailingonward 3 points4 points ago

This is how you have to pet the sharks. They require you to use two fingers like this. It's nothing dirty.

[–]rebeccalwoods[S] 1 point2 points ago

Haha thank you, I've been to the aquarium many times.

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

I have always been prostate rights.

[–]OhMyWhatIsThat 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, I love the Newport. Wouldn't expect anything less from them.

[–]rebeccalwoods[S] 0 points1 point ago

you're from KY?

[–]OhMyWhatIsThat 0 points1 point ago

A bit north of Cinci, but when I'm not in Columbus for school most of my time is spent in Clifton/Newport area, when I'm not in Columbus or with my friends at UC that is haha.

[–]ShwStpr 0 points1 point ago

a huge vagina?

[–]chabanais 0 points1 point ago

That's the whole fist.