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[–]trowuhweigh991122883 290 points291 points ago

violent laughter

[–]smartindumbcircles 119 points120 points ago

laughing so hard right nerr

[–]Beau87 61 points62 points ago

FERV-ERVER!

LERK DERS IF YER CREY ERRVY TIRM!

[–]Spiridytus 67 points68 points ago

Don't.

[–]ani625 77 points78 points ago

DEY TUK ARR JERRBS!

[–]Fyreswing 15 points16 points ago

This is my favorite thread.

Ever.

Of all the threads.

I love you thread.

[–]callmelucky 35 points36 points ago

[–]Ceedog48 4 points5 points ago

Are you saying that because you actually love it, or just because you saw it?

I love thread.

Okay.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 1 point2 points ago

I love lamp.

[–]fivesnogucks 1 point2 points ago

DERK DERRRRR

[–]qwerty622 1 point2 points ago

AND I SED NTHNG CUZ I DIDNT HERRV ANY JERRBS

[–]chantoogle 0 points1 point ago

dit quoi?!

[–]Vakstayr 0 points1 point ago

I cry 5ever dats 1 mor tan 4ever

[–]MrAndroidFilms 34 points35 points ago

It saddens me to think i'll never be able to see this picture for the first time again...

[–]Reptar33 13 points14 points ago

I love Berks with every fiber of my being.

[–]javabrewer 1 point2 points ago

verhelent lerghter

[–]zoodiary8 0 points1 point ago

Weird Laugh!

[–]slathered_in_crisco 183 points184 points ago

[–]ani625 128 points129 points ago

[–]theintention 24 points25 points ago

I am laughing just like that at every comment. Amazing.

[–]bgb111 1 point2 points ago

Part of me expected him to fall off the boat.

[–]teh_sheep 2 points3 points ago

And what he is laughing at is... youtube

And as far as I could find that was his final answer.

[–]c0tt0ncandyc0ma 2 points3 points ago

This made me laugh harder.

[–]unitarder -2 points-1 points ago

I imagined that with a Barny Rubble guffaw slowly transitioning into an Eddie Murphy laugh.

[–]x20mike07x 29 points30 points ago

This version is much easier to fap to.

[–]fishnetdiver 0 points1 point ago

but no ponytails to hold...

[–]andre821 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO NO...... NO i hope you didn't

[–]andbruno 2 points3 points ago

Woah.

[–]dubdubdubdot 2 points3 points ago

She can read me Goosebumps in bed any time. Erneh term.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I wish we could get her to do an AMA

[–]nickman611 -1 points0 points ago

Srsly?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]SyKoHPaTh 24 points25 points ago

Heinz. Ketchup.

[–]dieselpb 38 points39 points ago

Can someone please tell me where this is from? It's killing me that I don't know.

[–]MrBoog 163 points164 points ago

The internet.

[–]8e8 20 points21 points ago

Fuck these comments for making me laugh so hard that I fart myself.

[–]omenmedia 22 points23 points ago

Fuck these comments for making me laugh so hard that I fart myself.

Is that when you fart so hard that you literally fart your whole body out of your asshole?

[–]Gr8peJ3llyJamz 3 points4 points ago

Buttception?

[–]8e8 1 point2 points ago

Like turning a sock inside out.

[–]UniqueName2 0 points1 point ago

"pink sock"

[–]ani625 77 points78 points ago

[–]HomerJunior 22 points23 points ago

[–]ihahp 0 points1 point ago

But why is the popcorn part funny? did that come from something? or is this thing getting massive upvotes just because it's another goosebumps girl post?

[–]HomerJunior 8 points9 points ago

Because the label of the corn is spelled how she would pronounce it, I think. Err mah gerd kerns!

[–]gimpel 1 point2 points ago

Pop'd kerns, even.

[–]ihahp 0 points1 point ago

hmmm ok. I saw kerns and thought kernals, as in popcorn kernals, and didn't think it was spelled or pronoucned any differently than normal.

[–]viralkat 64 points65 points ago

You aren't supposed to eat popcorn with braces, but I always did anyway.

[–]1badls2goat 109 points110 points ago

So brave.

[–]StepOfDub 138 points139 points ago

Ser brerv.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 44 points45 points ago

Ser Brerv of House Errmahgerd.

[–]captainkeytar -1 points0 points ago

Someone show this to Giurg Urg Urg Mergten!

[–]hero2bash 0 points1 point ago

okerr

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Rehrn Pehrl!

[–]ani625 2 points3 points ago

Oh laaawrd.

[–]slathered_in_crisco 33 points34 points ago

herdcurr

[–]nwmiles 5 points6 points ago

I did the ol' eat-one-at-a-time-and-let-your-saliva-disintegrate-it method.

Should come up with a better name for that technique...

[–]Apostolate 21 points22 points ago

The suck and swallow method.

[–]StepOfDub 7 points8 points ago

Hehe.

[–]thesplendor 8 points9 points ago

Herher.

[–]CorporatePsychopath 2 points3 points ago

Ert's erker, yer kern ert perpkern werth brercers, ers lerng ers yer cher chering germ ert the serm term.

[–]originaluip 4 points5 points ago

You fucking machine

[–]Kitty_D 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dustintico 1 point2 points ago

Wertch ert, we gert a berderss over herr.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

so rebellious.

[–]u1r -3 points-2 points ago

So hardcore.

[–]Kentenathien 4 points5 points ago

Err mah gerd, Perp'd Kerners!

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 15 points16 points ago

I can't get her voice out of my head

[–]lmarsh93 19 points20 points ago

Such grace.

[–]NaljunForgotPassword 5 points6 points ago

applause I just figured out that I may actually be able to get a decent grade on my final project for my major and the crazy laughter that just burst out of me from seeing this was a wonderful way to release all the built up stress. thank you. well done!

[–]beershitz 18 points19 points ago

i just lol'd in my pants

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

[–]metalshadow 1 point2 points ago

I really need to start watching this show...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You really do.

[–]InfallibleDogbert 1 point2 points ago

Ahah so good cheers

[–]MetalShake 0 points1 point ago

er muh gurd, I never put those two together haha

[–]feedthecollapse 0 points1 point ago

holy shit, I knew Gersebermps' voice reminded me of something familiar.

[–]Dcoco1890 17 points18 points ago

Idk if I'm drunk but I CRIED laughing at this

[–]TizzleFizzle 23 points24 points ago

CERD

[–]YGSOUL 5 points6 points ago

I CERD SO HERD

[–]sleeptalken 12 points13 points ago

KERRNERS STURK EN MER TEF AN BRERCERS ERRR MER GERRRDDDDDDD

[–]raffytraffy 9 points10 points ago

anything with her is wonderful.

[–]skakruk 12 points13 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]karadan100 2 points3 points ago

I fucking love that meme.

I'd also love to know the origin of the pic. She's probably an incredibly embarrassed adult by now. :)

[–]Dharmatician 0 points1 point ago

and fine looking

[–]karadan100 0 points1 point ago

Yeah with BERBS and everything.

[–]Tylarizard 8 points9 points ago

Er mah gerd I lurve teh purp kerns. I durnt thurnk erv nuver nurt lurfed ert durs meme.

[–]austerity62 1 point2 points ago

Popcorn to go with a Goosebumps reading session.

[–]oD3 1 point2 points ago

GERZBERMZ!!!

[–]branflakes92 1 point2 points ago

Funniest post in a while. Thank you kind sir/madam

[–]KaptenHolk 1 point2 points ago

Best I've seen in a long time, and I'm not even smoking weed now!

[–]philius_fog 1 point2 points ago

In my head I hear this in Eric Cartman's voice.

[–]lawyerlady 1 point2 points ago

This shouldn't have made me cry with laughter for 3 solid minutes

[–]goob919 1 point2 points ago

Haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

[–]sweetgreggo 0 points1 point ago

Ah lol'rd

[–]foofaw 1 point2 points ago

nope. still not ok with that girl's face.

[–]RedPanther1 8 points9 points ago

Well, you'll probably be okay with the face she's sporting these days.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/275/708/9fb.jpg

[–]samurai_stu 0 points1 point ago

In their tongue, she's Dovahkiin - Dragonborn! ERR MAH GERD!

[–]lorinisapirate 1 point2 points ago

DERRVERRKERRN

[–]Vakieh 1 point2 points ago

Errn therr terng sherr ers Derrverrkern, Drergernberrn!

FERRS RERR DERR!

[–]xxcbr600xx 2 points3 points ago

I seriously don't know how I ever lived without reddit. Almost a month of using AlienBlue and I couldn't stop if I wanted. I love this community!

[–]KingJoffffffffffrey 5 points6 points ago

Er mah gerd rurdurttttt

[–]fr3ddie 1 point2 points ago

This thread looks like 9gag.

[–]lilstumpz 2 points3 points ago

I unsubscribed from /r/adviceanimals to stay away from this shit.

[–]EmilHerman 1 point2 points ago

My stomach!! I laughed so hard!

[–]Arve 1 point2 points ago

[–]Tasgall 1 point2 points ago

[–]MeNicolesta 0 points1 point ago

I really do not know why I find this hilarious

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 5 points6 points ago

Because it's hilarious?

[–]MeNicolesta 0 points1 point ago

The caption makes it alllllllll possible!

[–]YGSOUL 0 points1 point ago

IT'S HERLERIOUS

[–]donthinkitbelikeitis 3 points4 points ago

AMA request: gersberms girl

[–]bkcgz 0 points1 point ago

[–]Slippery_Anus 0 points1 point ago

My god she looks ghastly.

[–]Von_Skyhawk 0 points1 point ago

oh god, im losin my shit right now

[–]dmanbiker 0 points1 point ago

[–]Iscrollforlinks 0 points1 point ago

I lerv herr ser merch!

[–]happycactus17 0 points1 point ago

I have never laughed so hard in all my life!

[–]kn1ght7 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else just killing themselves with laughter??

[–]Morg_n 0 points1 point ago

I laughed, but don't get it.

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

[–]nighttrain83 0 points1 point ago

most awesomest way to start a monday ever; seeing this picture

[–]Demgar 0 points1 point ago

Slow day on the internets?

[–]voteddownward 0 points1 point ago

I still don't understand this meme.

[–]hgpot 0 points1 point ago

EMG; popcorn

FTFY

[–]throwaway1414213562 0 points1 point ago

I still don't get it. Why would one say OMG in response to a bag of popcorn? Is it a reference to a TV ad?

[–]throwaway1414213562 0 points1 point ago

I got that part. What I didn't get is why she'd say OMG in the first place. Do braces make eating popcorn uncomfortable?

[–]manpants22 0 points1 point ago

I actually loled. For real. props to you!

[–]fallenposters 0 points1 point ago

There's a popcorn food truck in DC called Stella's Popkern.

[–]DrBibby 0 points1 point ago

Ermegerd! Perpdkerns!

[–]NiceAndTruthful 0 points1 point ago

...Fantastic... Now I'm convinced she's related to the Swedish Chef

[–]Greenei 0 points1 point ago

its the only meme i will probably never understand.

[–]AnonRaiden 0 points1 point ago

I almost just shit my pants!

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

Laughed so hard. We are bad people.

[–]Sandite5 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha kudos for you!

[–]xTheDarkCarniex 0 points1 point ago

Omg I'm crying from laughter right now, and the comments on this post are making me laugh even harder. Er mah gerd thurrs is fernerr xD

[–]nishant032 0 points1 point ago

I seriously can't imagine what "Err mah gerd" could be in English. Non-native speaker here :/

[–]robodale 1 point2 points ago

OMG

[–]nishant032 0 points1 point ago

oh! thanks

[–]signguy007 0 points1 point ago

my wife has been looking for these for years! Upvote for you sir.

[–]ceepington 0 points1 point ago

Pharmacist here. Trah sum pryrohsec.

[–]ColonicIrritation -3 points-2 points ago

The comments in this thread made me unsubscribe from r/funny.

Reddit is turning into 9gag.

[–]FalcoLX -1 points0 points ago

right behind you

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

i feel so left out. am i the only person that's unable to read these retarded words?

[–]Lextucky 0 points1 point ago

I sincerely wish there was more of this type of humor in /r/funny.

[–]Ikkinia 0 points1 point ago

ERMAHGERD! Saw this 5 days ago.

[–]Capatown 0 points1 point ago

Where is this originatined from?

[–]AK4Real 0 points1 point ago

Cant stop laughing

[–]ermahgerd 0 points1 point ago

!!!

[–]lapseinjudgement 0 points1 point ago

If she were fat she could easily pass for Cartman!

[–]RAPE_MACHINE -1 points0 points ago

[–]Shalud85 -1 points0 points ago

I woke up my GF laughing at this.

[–]MLP_magic -5 points-4 points ago

Shit, did I land on /r/notfunny by accident?

[–]Bitter_Idealist -1 points0 points ago

I can't tell. Is the punchline in the title?

[–]zack10house 1 point2 points ago

nope

[–]MDAndrewM 0 points1 point ago

I am going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]WhatEvery1sThinking -5 points-4 points ago

this is on the front page...this...really? I mean...really?

[–]B-rad5166 -1 points0 points ago

I have never cried so hard from laughing. This is great.

[–]dandgr81 -1 points0 points ago

i hope this isnt a repost, if its not its one of the funnier new posts ive seen in awhile.

[–]Puffin415 -2 points-1 points ago

At least now we know she has a job in advertising. Kinda want her to appear on Mad Men now.

[–]ZsaFreigh -2 points-1 points ago

Gerd derm it, this just made my night. I'm leaving the internet until tomorrow.

[–]cleaned_dirt -2 points-1 points ago

giggled at this.

[–]l1nk1npark -2 points-1 points ago

You carn always find one at Turget.

[–]R3Mx -2 points-1 points ago

To the Hot Damn Facebook person.

I fucking hate you. You seem like a piece of shit kind of person. Oh, and stop getting all your shit off reddit.

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[–]futureperfecttense 2 points3 points ago

retarded person = awkward teenage girl with braces?

[–]moskeeto 1 point2 points ago

lol no bro we aren't makin fun of u

[–]xzlurg -1 points0 points ago

Popcorn : mom, dad : omg omg omg omg omg

[–]zack10house 2 points3 points ago

...wut

[–]grandmaester -3 points-2 points ago

Dibs on pigtails

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[–]Boobsnbutt[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually really like this one.

[–]lamonifin 0 points1 point ago

Sadly others do not, my friend.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]zack10house 0 points1 point ago

the first word she said clearly has two syllables.

EDIT: unless she's "bouncing" off the "oh" with a W sound, but that's fucking weird. Oh-wo my God!

[–]Skurvy2k -3 points-2 points ago

My last name is Kerns, this is a trip.

[–]benjie09 -3 points-2 points ago

whats wrong with her?

[–]OmEgah15 -3 points-2 points ago

perp kern! (derp kern?)

[–]XcelentTom -5 points-4 points ago

I can't read most of these posts. Because they're written in derp. BUTT I AM STEEL LAGGING MY ASH OF!