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Holy Shit. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JimmiesRustler 73 points74 points ago

Hey look! I recognize this gif from the sides of the various porn sites I visit!

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

Well, sadly that would be wasted on me.

[–]ho0k 33 points34 points ago

It is like choking on a peanut.

[–]kroatia04 1 point2 points ago

It's gotta get there 1st.

[–]ThanklessTask 16 points17 points ago

And down in one

[–]glassonion87 3 points4 points ago

I came to the comments looking for a vid of it going in, this'll do

[–]_minus 0 points1 point ago

better

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 0 points1 point ago

Loop it so it goes in then out, repeating.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/uJlkG

[–]Journalisto 103 points104 points ago

I love how you can see the dildo's outline as it moves up her throat. Hot.

[–]EyesfurtherUp 36 points37 points ago

Just like a pelican

[–]GGGRrRinder 33 points34 points ago

Dad couldn't be more proud!

[–]SimilarImage 83 points84 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week GangstasInAccounting Skills: She has it [FIXED] /r/funny 24 85
2 months mootmath Shut up and take my wedding ring! /r/NSFW_GIF 36 175
2 months b0red Sexy /r/gifs 27 37

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[–]das_gehund 9 points10 points ago

there is an /r/NSFW_GIF?! thank you, bot :)

[–]russkull_badsky 47 points48 points ago

no matter how many times this is posted, I will never down vote it.

[–]SOwED 5 points6 points ago

Such widespread reposting :(

[–]Fa1nT 3 points4 points ago

I have personally seen this gif 7-8 times here :(

[–]aphillios 6 points7 points ago

7-8? I've seen it around 17 times. And each time it is just as awesome. Just. As. Awesome.

[–]alternateF4 17 points18 points ago

And I dub her King Arthur

[–]nightninja88 26 points27 points ago

I she's King Arthur then I dub myself the first knight of Cumalot.

HAR HAR HAR HARRRRRRR.

.....I'll just take my things and leave now..

[–]Neoaris 4 points5 points ago

Wouldn't she be the stone?

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

Why in the fuck would she be a King? Women aren't Kings.

[–]Henry1987 0 points1 point ago

SABER!!!!

[–]Neoaris -1 points0 points ago

Nice non sequitur.

[–]youcantquitmebaby 0 points1 point ago

No, by default, that dildo is the new king of England!

[–]theffej 2 points3 points ago

BUT DAD, I LOVE HER

[–]Rytannosaurus_Tex 14 points15 points ago

Fucking love Holly Michaels.

[–]Megatr0nFTW 7 points8 points ago

TIL that holly michaels is my new favorite porn star. Brooke Lee Adams was at the top for a long long time.

[–]MyUncleFuckedMe 2 points3 points ago

I'll take Ms. Adams off your hands.

[–]Megatr0nFTW 2 points3 points ago

Treat her well.. There's some hidden gyms of her out there.

[–]AwesomelyNifty 1 point2 points ago

Gym? What's a gym?

[–]Megatr0nFTW 1 point2 points ago

Ya know the same thing as a gem, but spelled with a Y because apple has the best autocorrect in the business.

[–]Rytannosaurus_Tex 0 points1 point ago

Best give you some free videos of your new favourite porn star.

Forewarning, they're download only. Sorry bout that.

[–]Megatr0nFTW 0 points1 point ago

I found a 39 minute video on Pornhub of her. That should be good for about 16 days. So thanks, but i'm set.

[–]Armageddon_shitfaced 1 point2 points ago

Thank you..

[–]sexgott 1 point2 points ago

IMHO she's hotter in still pics for some reason. And I wish she'd do some more vanilla stuff every once in a while :3

[–]Rytannosaurus_Tex 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I think she hottest when she smiles. Gets me on everytime.

[–]ChaosBeast 2 points3 points ago

She musta gone to that Russian blowjob class.

[–]johnny_appletits 2 points3 points ago

Don't watch the original video if you want to keep her hot in your opinion. She is so dumb it makes her not seem hot.

[–]itchd 5 points6 points ago

She looks so happy!

[–]jogaze 4 points5 points ago

I checked the comments before checking the pic, because I feared it may have involved fecal matter. I should unsubscribe from r/WTF.

[–]TheYuppieWord 5 points6 points ago

My first thought was "there's going to be a lot of poop in this picture." I clicked anyway. I, too, need to unsubscribe.

[–]jlevil 1 point2 points ago

Katharine McPhee exercising her vocal cords.

[–]fr4gge 1 point2 points ago

My penis does NOT bend like that

[–]lolzforfun 1 point2 points ago

whore

[–]NeonNintendo 4 points5 points ago

I watched that like 7 times..

[–]triforcemack -5 points-4 points ago

i watched a total of 362 times... i dont really know what to do now.

[–]Zout -4 points-3 points ago

You must be very young.

[–]Jmaaan 3 points4 points ago

Holly Michaels <3

[–]SarahBeth16 1 point2 points ago

Ooh. My dream is to do this. Haha.

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[–]M0b1u5 2 points3 points ago

You are lying.

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[–]djm1st 0 points1 point ago

yes

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[–]djm1st 2 points3 points ago

You are a true redditor... I can tell by your cat

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[–]livingdots 2 points3 points ago

not to be a dick or anything, but the only pussy she's got is of the four-legged kind

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[–]livingdots 0 points1 point ago

a tad, maybe. if it's any conciliation i'd let you blow me.

[–]theblacklaser -1 points0 points ago

His mother must be proud.

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[–]Zarkx -3 points-2 points ago

FOR SCIENCE !!!!!!'

[–]Roommates69 -1 points0 points ago

yes...science...

[–]youcantquitmebaby -2 points-1 points ago

Theres a reason why that username is ultra feminine... Not for science. Seems gloomdoom knows from experience.

[–]Berry2Droid -1 points0 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]shootinputin 0 points1 point ago

Bravo!

[–]CheesesOfNazareth 0 points1 point ago

Now you know why they refer to porn actresses as "the talent"...

[–]HaveSexWithMe 0 points1 point ago

i just love her smile :)

[–]suicidebylifestyle 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know the source?

[–]Chucknorris1975 0 points1 point ago

You wanna see her down a foot long

[–]Ares1221 0 points1 point ago

This is very new!

[–]duvakiin 0 points1 point ago

ahh she looks so cute there at the end

[–]Jacksaww 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if there is a number somewhere of people that have died from attempting that

[–]silvad702 0 points1 point ago

Marriage material!

[–]injekted 0 points1 point ago

I love that the link was already purple for me.

[–]Jcomp 0 points1 point ago

Marry me

[–]Mikewhelan2 0 points1 point ago

Do want

[–]PlasticJewelry 0 points1 point ago

Dark..

[–]terrible0ne 0 points1 point ago

and she's cute as fuck!

[–]jrob90 0 points1 point ago

impressed.. but not needed :(

[–]sayaaahhh 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to Jared's!

[–]666PSYCHOTIC 0 points1 point ago

i have the hardest boner right now

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

Come on. This has been on here a million times before and a bunch of people just posted it in the comments section of another submission. This is karma groveling of the worst kind.

[–]KayJayBee 0 points1 point ago

Commenting for... uh.... later

[–]ArcWrath 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't going to masturbate this morning..

[–]glitter_sniffer -4 points-3 points ago

I can do this. haha

[–]triforcemack 2 points3 points ago

pics, or GTFO!

[–]glitter_sniffer 0 points1 point ago

sure, I just need to buy a dildo that big. :D

[–]triforcemack 0 points1 point ago

hhmmm i need to see mow much one would cost... this could get interesting.

[–]glitter_sniffer -3 points-2 points ago

they're pretty expensive. I bought this little vibrator, Jenna's velvet jewles, haha, shit was like 25 bucks.

[–]triforcemack 1 point2 points ago

http://www.sextoy.com/Destroyer-12inch-Bendable/sku-DJ0213-00

bendable and affordable, not bad.

[–]glitter_sniffer -1 points0 points ago

destroyer. suitable name.

[–]youcantquitmebaby 1 point2 points ago

When you decide to post pics, remember to inform THIS GUY.

[–]glitter_sniffer 0 points1 point ago

I'll send you pics of whatever you want, baby. ;)

[–]CrazedIvan 0 points1 point ago

I've got a bad feeling about this....

Inform me as well

[–]triforcemack 0 points1 point ago

i have to agree

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[–]habitualLineStepper 2 points3 points ago

No shit, Captain Obvious

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Wow I didn't know they made them that long.

[–]twitchygecko -2 points-1 points ago

Way to post something from the comments of a post on the front page

[–]aardvarked -2 points-1 points ago

What? This gif is old as shit and has been posted countless times before.

[–]LatetotheParty92 -1 points0 points ago

So cute

[–]Liararchy -3 points-2 points ago

She can do this, yet still gags when she brushes her teeth.

[–]Hezakiah -1 points0 points ago

She's a keeper.

[–]J_G_B -3 points-2 points ago

Holy shit. Watch her throat. Damn.

[–]Sincere29 -2 points-1 points ago

Wow who is that

[–]Irishfanbuck -3 points-2 points ago

You meant "Holy Wife"... Not Holy Shit, I'm sure..

[–]wobwobwobDUBSTEP -4 points-3 points ago

turbo whore status

[–]Sassynuts420 -4 points-3 points ago

Not really wtf... There should be a subreddit, r/wifestatus

[–]flower1988 -2 points-1 points ago

so, does anyone know her name?

[–]IrrationalMonkey -1 points0 points ago

It was on r/doppelbangher for a while :/

[–]farmer-g -2 points-1 points ago

new definition to the term "sword swallower"!

[–]RalarenOTC -3 points-2 points ago

I swear it's almost like I can hear her gasp of joy!

[–]MenaceUser -3 points-2 points ago

Never mind honey! I've found it!!

[–]illiterate_poet -3 points-2 points ago

Go for broke, darling.

[–]LetMeBuyYouABeer -3 points-2 points ago

and yes this is my girlfriend.

[–]shadyhorse -4 points-3 points ago

lolz my next wife plez

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