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[–]courtpanda 15 points16 points ago

the jekyll jekyll hyde song is from that episode is the catchiest song ever

[–]LizziPizzo 6 points7 points ago

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll

[–]PK_Fire 2 points3 points ago

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde!

[–]shitjustaintcray 10 points11 points ago

[–]nefffffffffff 19 points20 points ago

yo... that ass was fat though.

[–]3229 3 points4 points ago

inb4 "I spend too much time on reddit"

NO YOU DON'T! SHUT UP! IT'S A REFERENCE FROM LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO. AND IT WAS ON 4CHAN WAY BEFORE THAT.

[–]shiftius 14 points15 points ago

Mummy, why is that man shouting at himself?

[–]IceColdJuiceBox 4 points5 points ago

Don't make eye contact, son.

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

I understood that reference.

[–]Narconik 0 points1 point ago

And I understood that reference!

I think we're done here...

[–]Howling_Fang 6 points7 points ago

now that song is stuck in my head.... dick.

[–]BanditoRojo 4 points5 points ago

You can roll up your lunch money to snort it with. Isn't learning fun?

[–]bigwillFTW 1 point2 points ago

yeah, but then I consider how that 20 I'm rolling up was probably in a strippers ass crack last night. so I use a pen tube.

[–]Armpit-Vagina 3 points4 points ago

What fucking swanky strip clubs do you visit where people are tipping strippers $20?

[–]bigwillFTW 2 points3 points ago

Most strip clubs have lap dances for 20 dollars. And the strippers put the money in their thong/g-string after because it's not like they have pockets.

[–]YouListening 3 points4 points ago

Except my patent-pending Thongs-with-Pockets.

[–]JBurrows_ 0 points1 point ago

You need to go on Shark Tank.

[–]JBurrows_ 22 points23 points ago

[–]DarkTwistedFantasy 7 points8 points ago

Every damn time.

[–]Nizzler 7 points8 points ago

Ever. Derm. Term.

[–]OfEarthAndStars 2 points3 points ago

Welp, my childhood just rolled over in its grave.

[–]nooknstuff 3 points4 points ago

Ahh, my childhood!

[–]HugTheRetard 2 points3 points ago

you did coke when you were a child too?

[–]jontyscoble 2 points3 points ago

Aaaaannd I say hey!

[–]RedPanther1 2 points3 points ago

And about 150 bucks...

[–]thestoicattack 2 points3 points ago

Who. Is. DEWEY?

[–]mindblastuh 8 points9 points ago

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

Or a penis.

[–]GayestBitch 1 point2 points ago

I think of this song every time I use my library card to arrange weed into a pile.

[–]mrMirage 1 point2 points ago

those are the worst chopped lines i've seen..

[–]wandering_solo 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you HAD to ruin that little tune from my childhood for me.

[–]GhostOfAChance 0 points1 point ago

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

[–]KingoftheSea 0 points1 point ago

I seriously did not know that Arthur was an aardvark. Why didn't anyone tell me? I thought he was, like, a mouse or something.

[–]jcoder5 0 points1 point ago

So sick bro

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Christ... Now I won't be able to get this out of my head.. And my young ones are too little to remember so (rightly) assume I'm crazy for singing it.

C'mon Netflix get the whole series already.

[–]istealcable 0 points1 point ago

It's difficult to get a library card when all the libraries around you have closed down. Still, suppose I can now put my Starbucks loyalty card to good use.

[–]FloobLord 0 points1 point ago

Meow?

[–]crazy_days2go 0 points1 point ago

cocaine is not cool man. dont do it

[–]dailyfusion 0 points1 point ago

that got real dark real quick.

[–]Metzkorn 0 points1 point ago

I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty twisted, bro.

[–]cantidecamera 0 points1 point ago

nyu

[–]kay859 0 points1 point ago

Favorite episode of Arthur :)

[–]ONKC123 0 points1 point ago

...Unless you're dyslexic

[–]KainenFrost 0 points1 point ago

oh for fuck sake... i'm singing the song

[–]FakeWings 0 points1 point ago

The author is such a hypocrite. The first book Arthur actually looks like an aardvark with a huge nose and it's about being happy with who you are. Where's Arthur's nose now?? And ironically the author later does an Arthur book on being a sell-out.

[–]Sam_Rosen -1 points0 points ago

You should of watched more arthur

[–]Nevis_Ben -5 points-4 points ago

[–]missyo02 0 points1 point ago

If you didn't say 'le' and didn't assume it's OC just because you found it on 420chan you wouldn't be getting downvoted

[–]njstein 0 points1 point ago

420chan is full of a bunch of 15 year olds that smoke weed behind walmart.