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[–]MrGstarRawr 250 points251 points ago

[–]The_Necessary_Tsk 35 points36 points ago

Someone have the 4chan post?

[–]m8- 146 points147 points ago

[–]Rayezilla 23 points24 points ago

10/10

[–]Wompuz 5 points6 points ago

Would fatten again

[–]ToasterAtheism 0 points1 point ago

THE ASS WAS FAT

[–]myiaway 1 point2 points ago

just saved "theasswasfat.tumblr.com" so no one would take it. it feels kind of nice

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

4chan in one phrase:

We just find your descriptions of bunnies and rodents that are like 12, hot, and whatever else you said pretty funny

[–]alecyo12 4 points5 points ago

Arthur tells how it is

[–]one_step_ahead 193 points194 points ago

I think the woman directly behind her is checking it out as well.

[–]iDriveway 109 points110 points ago

I think the woman behind her is being sucked in by datass's gravitational pull.

[–]asherrd 22 points23 points ago

It actually looks like she is looking in an entirely different direction. That's just my opinion, but it is obviously right.

[–]Apostolate 53 points54 points ago

Nah dude, chicks check out other chicks all the time. I think some of it is non-sexual and silly, but some of it is just for comparison.

[–]Kmaun_Lee 53 points54 points ago

As a woman I can ensure this is entirely accurate.

[–]johnmedgla 21 points22 points ago

Conversely, as a gay man, if it weren't for the annotations I would have assumed the point of the photo was that she's sitting next to Cruella de Vil.

[–]Justusbraz 1 point2 points ago

Damn... I'm straight nd I thought the same thing. Wow, is that KD Lang and Cruella DeVille?

[–]sandrat721 3 points4 points ago

Can confirm. Usually a boob lady, but damn...

[–]claudesoph 16 points17 points ago

As someone on the internet who's pretending to be a woman, I disagree.

[–]iBird 8 points9 points ago

I'm not a scientist or anything but I think it's because girls worry about big asses so much they check out other asses to see if they are big asses so they feel better about their potential big ass.

[–]PartyMark 1 point2 points ago

some of it is non-sexual and silly

Bozarking?

[–]FarmerTedd 5 points6 points ago

Maybe, but the guy in the sunglasses knows how to gawk

[–]BR0STRADAMUS 10 points11 points ago

The goofy smile on his face just makes it so much better

[–]Leafygreeno 3 points4 points ago

The guy at the bottom right is trying his hardest not to look. Look at that concentration.

[–]Imhere4lulz 10 points11 points ago

I think the other woman who is behind the guy with the yankee's cap is checking it as well; you can't see her eyes, but dat smile is quite obvious

[–]JohnAbruzzi 2 points3 points ago

100% sure of the lady at the top left.

[–]JustFineThankYou 1 point2 points ago

Everyone is looking. They're just awkwardly trying to stare at other things.

[–]ArcWrath 0 points1 point ago

The one two seats left of her too.

[–]troll_dude 0 points1 point ago

But seriously....Dat Ass

[–]raging_asshole 0 points1 point ago

Yet her "not gay" friend next to her is not.

That dude is gay as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Not that there's anything wrong with that - I just wish he could admit it to himself and everyone.

[–]loreleidotcom 0 points1 point ago

That's what the fuck I came here to say!

[–]Psythik 30 points31 points ago

[–]dhaft88 1 point2 points ago

her va-jay, boys (NSFW obviously)

[–]BeardedStrangeBatPan 0 points1 point ago

You win. O.O

[–]pepitko 40 points41 points ago

Not sure how old is the pic you've posted but dat ass seems to have gotten bigger recently.

[–]bucksaplenty 12 points13 points ago

[–]sailingonward 8 points9 points ago

It's beautiful... like two soft basketballs, cradling your dick

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

Kim's ass is photographed more often than the fucking Eiffel Tower

[–]dArN0k 7 points8 points ago

yes, YES

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

Would hug.

[–]bucksaplenty 0 points1 point ago

Butters?

[–]NonenSequitor 55 points56 points ago

dude on the far right looks like an overweight mathew perry with a light dusting of down's syndrome

[–]UnexpectedSchism 11 points12 points ago

Second to the right looks like Ray Romano's fake tv brother let himself go.

[–]Arty_Yo 1 point2 points ago

Robert!

[–]Gigon 1 point2 points ago

I thought that too.

[–]ORYG1N 3 points4 points ago

Thank you for not being the only one thinking this. Thank you.

[–]dhaft88 5 points6 points ago

light dusting of down's syndrome

My friend...

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

Kinda of looks like the "Son, I'm disappoint" guy too.

[–]Omnipwn 16 points17 points ago

[–]xmeth 3 points4 points ago

I was more concerned with the black dude in the middle

[–]long_live_king_melon 2 points3 points ago

It almost looks like he's trying not to look at it.

"You're a married man Oscar, a married man."

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

What a weasel.

[–]Mitz510 88 points89 points ago

I don't give a shit if you hate her show or how she's on the front page of Yahoo every 2 days I'll still bang her.

[–]Danielcdo 10 points11 points ago

good thing she already made a sex tape

[–]douglasr007 53 points54 points ago

Sex tape is terrible.

You see more dick than ass.

[–]jamminblue 4 points5 points ago

Sex tape I saw had weird audio mixing and loops, often didn't match the scene. Is that the only version out there?

[–]SoCalsfinest 38 points39 points ago

I'd be staring too

[–]unsailedbard 10 points11 points ago

I mean... You kind of have to, right?

[–]Calobez 1 point2 points ago

If you want eye VD.

[–]wecameasbromans22 4 points5 points ago

If there was such thing as that, most people would be blind.

[–]AnusDentata 56 points57 points ago

Isn't she a pornstar? I always forget her name

[–]csar_dressing 49 points50 points ago

Famous for a porn then famous for being famous.

[–]DagNasty 34 points35 points ago

Famous for having a big ass and a sex tape

Edit: phone inserting random words

[–]csar_dressing 16 points17 points ago

Oh yeah and she saved the sanctity of marriage by being married for 72 days.

[–]mach-2 8 points9 points ago

Shotgun wedding: She's the fastest gun in the west

[–]egamer01 5 points6 points ago

well at least it wasn't some gay marriage between two guys that have lived together for 20+ years. That kind of shit would be ridiculous.

[–]HolyShitItsKhasi 1 point2 points ago

Big ass sex tape?

[–]DutchPrisoner 0 points1 point ago

And for having a dad on the OJ Simpson defense team and a step-dad who was an Olympic Gold Medalist. So ya, pretty much famous for absolutely zero discernible skills of her own.

[–]A1e 1 point2 points ago

Reddit, I want the link for this tape. Don't disappoint me.

[–]Lurker187 2 points3 points ago

Just go to http://www.pornhub.com and search for Kim Kardashian. You'll find it.

[–]3229 4 points5 points ago

That's blocked at work, do you have a mirror?

[–]OmegaArcadia 16 points17 points ago

You probably shouldn't be watching porn at work. It's NSFW, you know.

[–]3229 10 points11 points ago

You don't know where I work so it could be perfectly fine.

FYI, I work at an orphanage in Iran.

[–]OmegaArcadia 2 points3 points ago

Oh, really? How cool! That sounds—wait a minute...

[–]hiwhatsupnothing 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]AtomicDog1471 1 point2 points ago

It's shit

[–]noizes 0 points1 point ago

You'll find the link easy, but the video will probably disappoint you.

[–]ScanExam 3 points4 points ago

And Jonathan is still trying to claim that he is straight. Riiight.

[–]NasalSnack 9 points10 points ago

And Matthew Perry on the very right!

[–]dwightschrute518 3 points4 points ago

I thought that was him, but I wasn't positive

[–]Trolling_Stone 2 points3 points ago

I hope you know he's just kidding.

[–]Argythe 3 points4 points ago

i don't see him at all?

[–]SgtSloth 7 points8 points ago

Seriously, he really let himself go!

[–]goblinpiledriver 2 points3 points ago

Looks like he's thinking back on all those times he's made sarcastic remarks towards overweight people (in character as Chandler, of course).

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

I really can't tell if that's him or not O.o

[–]TheVaccinator 2 points3 points ago

A Steelers fan and a Yankee's fan at the same place, BOTH staring at her ass? Jumping' on the bandwagon, I see!

[–]valdes10163 2 points3 points ago

Asswagon FTFY

[–]BanditoRojo 2 points3 points ago

If only any one of those slack-jawed yokels would be snapping a picture, we could all experience that back angle.

[–]eff_bawmb 2 points3 points ago

Brad Garret isn't looking too good back there.

[–]Marcus_Aurelius2 1 point2 points ago

This is what I came for

[–]FoxifiedNutjob 2 points3 points ago

How do you know she didn't have a shit stain?

[–]adiabolicidiot 15 points16 points ago

Kim KardASSian

[–]shillbert 43 points44 points ago

[–]acespace 12 points13 points ago

Dammit. I closed this tab as soon as I saw you posted a link with "ASS" capitalized. The excitement of possible ass turned everything into a blur and as I frantically tried to reopen this tab I closed everything to the right of where this was (which is about 6 windows that I was working in and have to refill forms in) and then I came back here to see the promised ass and instead it's whatever the fuck that is.

tl;dr fuck youuuuuuu

[–]RedRowBlueBoat 2 points3 points ago

Next time, just press Ctrl+Shift+T.

[–]itsanother 0 points1 point ago

doesn't work in chrome's incognito window

[–]motetherboating 0 points1 point ago

Props for even getting the makeup right.

[–]Mr_Foxes 5 points6 points ago

Good effort.

[–]magictoenail 17 points18 points ago

Good ASSfort

[–]aspergers-hermit 1 point2 points ago

Assfort: Way cooler than dogfort.

[–]DerpDotText 1 point2 points ago

And infinitely better than 2fort.

[–]Hack0201 8 points9 points ago

That's a once in a lifetime ass

[–]helicalhell 1 point2 points ago

A fat ass.

Never forget.

[–]sapo916 3 points4 points ago

I came here for more ass pics but there are none. Is this reddit or did I make a wrong turn somewhere?

[–]OliverClozov 11 points12 points ago

[–]dhaft88 6 points7 points ago

Is that for real? I don't keep up with her.

[–]Queefism 4 points5 points ago

I don't keep up with her

I either hate myself for understanding that, or hate myself for thinking it.

The ass was fat, though.

[–]Stall0ne 1 point2 points ago

I like me some big butts but DIS TO FAT BRO

[–]johnjamesjacoby 4 points5 points ago

Is that Matthew Perry all the way on the right?

[–]who_are_you_really 2 points3 points ago

finally ASS men of all backgrounds can get behind...

[–]TheJucheisLoose 1 point2 points ago

The dude in the Yankees cap is actually masturbating in this picture.

[–]LowTower 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe no one pasted the guy in the lower rights face onto everyone else yet.

[–]sexbobomb91 1 point2 points ago

ENHANCE

[–]UnsightlyBastard 1 point2 points ago

I think it's more likely she has a stain on her pants or something...most of those people look like they find something funny or they're surprised...

[–]EggdropBotnet 1 point2 points ago

I'd probably look too, because an ass is an ass. But, I still think she's an ugly human being.

[–]anangryfellow 1 point2 points ago

Ugh. Dat personality....

[–]Buttpoker 1 point2 points ago

Is that gigantic Matthew Perry at the far right?

[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points ago

I don't why everyone think she's gig a nice ass, every pic I see of it, it's huge and fat!

[–]lemmereddit 9 points10 points ago

I don't get it. She's attractive but not insanely more attractive than other hot girls. I think most of her hotness comes from makeup.

[–]YaoPau 34 points35 points ago

It's that she naturally has a cartoon body. She's like 97% curves.

[–]Tree-eeeze 14 points15 points ago

She's also 5'2" at best. I have nothing against short women but with the way she's portrayed in the media you'd think she has supermodel proportions or something.

Which provides a funny juxtaposition when you marry someon 6'9"

[–]YaoPau 11 points12 points ago

I think she's famous because she has the opposite of supermodel proportions. Instead of being 5'11" and thin she's tiny and voluptuous and people still find her really attractive.

[–]Tree-eeeze 15 points16 points ago

I think it's just because she's rich and can spend enough money until she looks good.

Not denying the fact she's super fucking hot when she's done up either, cuz she is. It's just somewhat deceptive because typical camera tricks belie her true stature.

[–]Sloppy_Twat 1 point2 points ago

When she quits working out she will get real fat.

[–]The_Adventurist 0 points1 point ago

I have to disagree. She's not really famous for being attractive, that helps her fame, of course, but she's really more famous for being kind of a fuck up and public hate figure/small minority lifestyle porn star. Most people think she's awful because that's what her shows and media exposure is meant to make people think, many people pay attention to the things they hate and it is a successful model for television production. The exact same formula is used in "My Super Sweet Sixteen" where rich children have all their worst qualities caught on tape while flaunting their wealth so people can simultaneously think, "oooh, I want that kind of room in my house... also, I fucking hate this person and I hope something bad happens to them, let's keep watching in case something does."

[–]YaoPau 0 points1 point ago

Both contribute. If Kim isn't hot the massive run of Kardashian shows doesn't happen.

[–]The_Adventurist 0 points1 point ago

Yes, that's what I said. It contributes to her being famous, but is, by no means, WHY she is famous.

You need to be hot to be the star of a celebrutaunt reality TV show, that's just a fact. You also need to be a terrible person so people will tune in to hate you and your minority of people who DO like you can sit and look at your nice house and nice clothes and nice boyfriend/husband and nice car, etc.

[–]boobers3 2 points3 points ago

Did you know that many men actually like shorter women? Did you also know that most men don't find super models very appealing, mostly because they are extremely thin and usually very tall.

[–]cheesy_ninja45 1 point2 points ago

Well unlike most hot girls, Kim still looks good without makeup.

[–]moderndayvigilante 1 point2 points ago

This is true. She looks quite fugly without makeup on.

[–]ceri23 5 points6 points ago

Looks like Ramon's brother let himself go too.

[–]ch00nz 18 points19 points ago

there'd be an upvote here if you could spell Raymond

[–]magictoenail 1 point2 points ago

Or if this wasn't the same comment from last time this picture was posted

[–]nmosc89 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Won't upvote something concerning a Kardashian. Ever.

[–]lalondtm 1 point2 points ago

is probably filled with silicone

[–]Rosetti 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a shit how stupid or annoying she is, I would very much like to take her in a manly fashion.

[–]Lurch07 0 points1 point ago

Because she's pretty?

[–]ReversePoopOperation 1 point2 points ago

that woman looks like michael jackson

[–]BlackPride 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't think her ass is pretty? It looks boxy and weird half the time.

[–]nidi617 0 points1 point ago

The guy to her right looks like Adrien Brody and Gollum.

[–]Jess_than_three 0 points1 point ago

I love that (per the helpful lines added) the guy to her right is staring at her ass with his nose.

That's how those work, right?

[–]Captain_Teemo 0 points1 point ago

Who can blame them?

[–]wwwertdf 0 points1 point ago

Steelers fan here. Did anyone else think that that was mike singletary?

[–]firepelt 0 points1 point ago

I don't think the guy with the blue line is actually looking at her ass.

[–]Abcrom 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that the guy on the far right isn't looking at her ass, he's looking too high up.

[–]mrnightowl 0 points1 point ago

Man in the front row, lower left, is checking out her purse?

[–]Fr4t 0 points1 point ago

Fat Jean Reno to the right.

[–]HypocrisyEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

James Earl Jones is a Steelers fan?

[–]DoctorTurkleton 0 points1 point ago

THe guy on the bottom left is checking it out too, but discreetly.

[–]Hydrop0nic 0 points1 point ago

Girl in the middle, third row back is loving it the most... but no line of sight dotted line?

[–]nmls87 0 points1 point ago

I'd taker her breast

[–]Frostywood 0 points1 point ago

Brian cox is looking too

[–]Minich 0 points1 point ago

Is that an older version of Robert from everybody loves Raymond in the upper right?

[–]Boots2Asses 0 points1 point ago

Jonathan isn't looking at her...

[–]MrVeryEpic 0 points1 point ago

Only reason I'm watching Drop Dead Diva is to see her hilariously awkward acting.

[–]harmonicoasis 0 points1 point ago

$50 says it was a thong that garnered that much attention.

[–]Kakoose 0 points1 point ago

reposting

[–]indoorinternetvoice 0 points1 point ago

Is that guy on the center right from Everybody Loves Raymond?

[–]ajsm369 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed he's petting his fine watch

[–]cfr33zy 0 points1 point ago

Id rather look at them looking at her ass then look at her ass, then loom at her ass

[–]goodstuff24 0 points1 point ago

I never would have expected to see my cousin on reddit, but I guess there's a first time for everything. He's the guy on Kim's right.

[–]Tara8888 0 points1 point ago

Woman top left...... DAT ASS!

[–]griffith12 0 points1 point ago

I am sure they have been waiting patiently for her to get up.

[–]Teofill 0 points1 point ago

yellow's not looking at her ass

[–]TipsTheJust 0 points1 point ago

Is that Lutz from 30 Rock in the bottom left?

[–]alecyo12 0 points1 point ago

I love how the guys to the left are smiling thats hilarious XD

[–]CODfiend 0 points1 point ago

How can you assume that the guy with sunglasses is checking out dat ass? Although that is the main reason to wear sunglasses inside...

[–]leaf56 0 points1 point ago

Photoshopped and reposted

[–]mastershriz 0 points1 point ago

Isn't she a gutter slut?

[–]flyinghumpback 0 points1 point ago

Someone should really shoop the guy on the right's face onto everyone. You know the guy, looks like he may be a lil down with the syndrome.

[–]thenagel 0 points1 point ago

Yeah.. sorry... but she is such a horrible talentless waste of a person that i can't even find her even remotely physically attractive.

Kinda like Alicia Silverstone... i always thought she was hot, until i learned she feeds her infant son by chewing up the food and spitting it into his mouth. that image is so disgusting i can't get past it no mater what she looks like.

so.. for kim? -5/10 wouldn't not bang with someone else's dick.

[–]zdan77 0 points1 point ago

I swear to god, if this is a donkey...

[–]Fabryz 0 points1 point ago

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...

[–]lycao 0 points1 point ago

Is her entire "Career".

[–]T0PHER911 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I noticed was the dude on the right looking to his left in a silly face.

Am I gay?

[–]DexRogue 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person who thinks she looks like an oompa loompa? Her skin is orange..

[–]09112001 0 points1 point ago

I love how the dude with the g/f is desperately trying to avoid looking.

[–]HolyShitItsKhasi 0 points1 point ago

Is that Eazy - E?

[–]TheShowsNotOver 0 points1 point ago

Came to the comments expecting a pic from their view, was disappointed :(

[–]MedicineJuice 0 points1 point ago

I think this picture is inaccurate.

I think the trajectory is off.

I think, sir, you've thrown up a BRICK!