Every time I see the new Nintendo system, I can't stop thinking of this

MasterBettyPain · 5 months

Hmm, I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like, with a rock or something. Like a, like a stone!

b3rto14 · 5 months

One of my favourite quotes ever: "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!" Sadly, the reference is lost on my friends...

Edit: typo

Phish777 · 5 months

I am a great magician! You're clothes are RED!

Nawlie · 5 months

My nipples look like Milk Duds!

igrokspock · 5 months

I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.

AwesomeNameGenerator · 5 months

We are ventriloquists ventriloquists ventriloquists, we practice every day

AwesomeNameGenerator · 5 months

It's a net. And it's tiny.

that_girl_on_reddit · 5 months

Tell me if you see a RadioShack...

Its_Always_420 · 5 months

Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell.

Thechampx1 · 5 months

Yes yes a thousand times yes!! I was just thinking this. I watched this movie (Kung Pow: Enter The Fist) again on netflix recently and man...it was even weirder than I remembered. I mean, he defeats the cow by milking its udders? ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Udders not utters!

busy_child · 5 months

Rub it all in my hair

DrCowboyFace · 5 months

Jesus J. Christ "Kung Pow" is the most quotable movie ever.

Lemmiwinks0141 · 5 months

What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord? My ass nyahyahaha ENOUGH.

CoNiGMa · 5 months

ba-na-na-na-na...Neo....ba-na-na-na-na-na-na...sporin

Voltage_ · 5 months

Gentlemen... from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name... BETTY

zero_armada · 5 months

This entire thread is about 80% Kung Pow quotes.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

-INTERMISSION-

KunGEE · 5 months

Ha! Face to foot style! How'd ya like it?

carsontl · 5 months

Where? Where does it hurt?

Oh pretty much around the big bloody spot.

s1nz · 5 months

"Goodbye Sally." "It's Betty you son of a pig... Betty. mmrmrrrrmmrrrrr"

VaguelyCondescending · 5 months

Your days are over, mister

AmmitttheDevourer · 5 months

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!!!!!

CuseTown · 5 months

I'm falling, we're falling. WHALLEEE!!!

beaverteeth92 · 5 months

"He said there will be a chosen one."

...

"There will be a chosen one."

My god I love this movie. Saw it in theaters when I was 9 with my dad because some generic kids' movie was sold out. It was one of my first "dirty" movies and we laughed our asses off the entire time. I've seen it like 50 times to this day and every time I still find it amazing.

PaintyFilms · 5 months

The exchange between Ling and Betty had me absolutely dying the first time I saw this movie.

Ree81 · 5 months

I am Lingling's father, WII U, WII!

Dieck_Pwns_All · 5 months

"I implore you to reconsider"

ptwfrynzie · 5 months

My finger points.

LightningLips · 5 months

If you have an ass, I'll kick it

The_Ombudsman · 5 months

Gopherchucks.

That is all.

Skimster · 5 months

Stop! You're hurting me!
Come on, this works for the both of us.

Darthferret · 5 months

wimp lo is cool.... Taco bell taco bell, product placement taco bell, inchorrito nacho burrito...

Honda_TypeR · 5 months

Here is a video of Miss Wii U herself!

guanylate · 5 months

Explain this someone?Thanks.

DHend10 · 5 months

Master Pain it is a great honor to have you beating random people in our town. For anyone who hasn't seen this movie seriously take 2 hours out of your day to have a good laugh, you won't be disappointed.

MasterNyx · 5 months

Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it.

Zpierce5 · 5 months

Chosen one, I'm coming, chosen one, I'm coming, chosen one, I'm c...

reacher · 5 months

Chosen One! Wcccchhhhhhh!!!!!!

MikeySedds · 5 months

"Chosen one!" "I'm coming!" "Chosen one!" "I'm coming!" "Chosen one!" "I'm coming!" "Chosen one!" "I'm coming!"

jason_steakums · 5 months

We trained him wrong, as a joke.

NoSpoonz · 5 months

Killing is badong.

mbelf · 5 months

Tiger. Birdie.

Vorsai · 5 months

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo

marcus_s123 · 5 months

Ooohhhhh WiiU, I look just like Buddy Holly.

stefanopolis · 5 months

I didn't until now, thanks. And I mean that in the most sincere way possible.

WhoeverThatGuyIs · 5 months

Unfortunately I think of this song...

Edit: Oh lawd... I found this related video in my YouTube plundering.

widergravy · 5 months

Let your anger be like a money in a piñata. Hiding amongst the candy. Hoping the kids don't break through with the stick. -master tang

blah3blah · 5 months

We're children, We're children.

Raging_Llama · 5 months

"A Panicked Thumb" was my favorite character

LerithXanatos · 5 months

Source for the cool guys

MrWeirdlust · 5 months

This is one of the longest upvoting sprees I've had in a while.

kullakure · 5 months

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

InterstellarPancake · 5 months

Rats...

I spent a good minute trying to think of a good one about the Wii U Wii U ambulance sirens.

You win.

Leroy_J · 5 months

We've taught him that winning is losing, and losing is winning...

TaintedSquirrel · 5 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/htxm1/wii_u_wii_u_wii_u_wii_u/

Same top comment, too. Reddit is fascinating.

hatTiper · 5 months

12 Hours ago I would have never understood this. Watched it last night, and now I am quietly chuckling inside.

too_toked · 5 months

I don't want you to think I'm a slut!

Iasktoomuch · 5 months

But isn't Betty. a girls name?

capncaveman · 5 months

and who do rule, the large dark nipple people?

LordShaggy · 5 months

Does it have a name?

Tonguey

I should not have asked

Pappy1193 · 5 months

How far would you say....one million?

You will now receive the fist of fury. Prepare the long rubber glove.. eenie meenie mineie moe I wonder where my glove will go.

CVarga · 5 months

One time my aunt called me Debbie (which is not my name) and I turned around and said to myself, " The name is Betty! Mmhhmmmmmm aahhhhhh!!"

otisramflow · 5 months

This is what I keep thinking.

eff_bawmb · 5 months

Damn it! Beat me to it...

Mr_Mimiseku · 5 months

I approve of this. On a relevant note, THAT'S ALOT OF NUTS!!!

ca_anon · 5 months

I can't stop thinking of this!

boomking5 · 5 months

KILLER TOFUUUUUU

matty509 · 5 months

You can call me....BETTY!!!

MasterxAce · 5 months

Tell me when you see a Radio Shack...

Leechie · 5 months

I think this

LibrarianKay · 5 months

I think of this, myself.

tuffgoing · 5 months

I want to upvote this man meat, but I'm afraid you'll think I'm a slut!

jamesdavid80 · 5 months

Wegggthsp!" .... cant escape this tiny net!" watched that movie 4 times 5 times still laughed... "He carries a basket, he carries a paper roll" "you cant trick me with your ventriloqism ventriloquists." next thing they said after that made me laugh so hard...

jambeeants · 5 months

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

villageidiot33 · 5 months

One of my favorite fight scenes with the crazy legs. The part where I always lost it was that fake leg hitting the guy in the back

majense77 · 5 months

The title of "Enter the Fist" takes on a whole new meaning than what it did when I was 12...

youamnorealsupersand · 5 months

"My name is Wo" stares at one boob "oookayy" "you can not defeat master pain" "it's Betty now..." "Oh...you can not defeat Betty"

poopfeast420xxx · 5 months

I don't browse reddit very often but I made an account just to upvote this. This is exactly what I thought too.

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