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[–]Son_Of_Gallifrey 48 points49 points ago

If you're going to repost a link, at least make up a new title.

[–]MrE2Me 2 points3 points ago

Its sad that I actually remember that this is a repost.

[–]SimilarImage 82 points83 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month HipHopAnonymous23 They're not the best but... here 187 1419
11 months calvinvle Where black people go to get semi-decent donuts. here 773 1362
1 year lostlikeyou They're not the best but.... /r/pics 225 2017

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[–]katachu 11 points12 points ago

Next time this is reposted: "They're not the best but..."

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

Always does well because reddit always loves racist humor

[–]Madasterd 3 points4 points ago

Reddit is just ironically racist

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Haha, it's ok unless they insult someones belief like r/atheism does.

That might offend new users.

[–]neverve 2 points3 points ago

Kearney, Nebraska!

[–]xSARGEx117x 2 points3 points ago

[–]YoureInAGhostStory -2 points-1 points ago

Girl, look at that body.

[–]EastYork 7 points8 points ago

There phone number is Na Fa Fo - Fo Fo Na Fa

[–]skyactive 3 points4 points ago

Dat Donut in Chicago on the south side is pretty good but Old Fashioned Donut is oh so good and oh so hood

http://www.yelp.com/biz/old-fashioned-donuts-chicago

[–]Pwime_Wib 1 point2 points ago

The last repost link was funnier.

[–]typemeanewasshole 0 points1 point ago

This is just modesty at its best. Owner knows he's a fantastic baker. He'd just rather tell people that day ight.

[–]mscohe01 1 point2 points ago

re-post

[–]AllPowerfulWaffle 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually pretty sure this is in galveston, TX. I'm pretty sure i saw it on vacation several years ago.

[–]Quade81 5 points6 points ago

Actually it's Kearney, NE

[–]KousKous 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure it's in Shangri-la.

[–]OneCello 0 points1 point ago

Redditors, let this be a lesson. Karmadecay is your friend. Abuse her, mistreat her. But above all else, USE HER.

[–]reddust174 0 points1 point ago

One of the pictures I laugh at everytime.

[–]different77 0 points1 point ago

denzel washington taught me this word. as in, "we all gonna be cool...ight?"

[–]GagNasty 0 points1 point ago

My dad actually owns that building in Kearney Nebraska haha nice

[–]Hatweed 0 points1 point ago

Those donuts... D'ay a'ight.

[–]jplug93 0 points1 point ago

At least they're honest.

[–]Foxfire2 0 points1 point ago

someone explain what ight is supposed to mean... not getting this at all.

[–]NinjaDinoCornShark 4 points5 points ago

It means "alright".

[–]ViolentOctopus -1 points0 points ago

How was the breeze when that joke wooshed over your head?

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[–]ChrisTheGuy 0 points1 point ago

Don't fucking Woosh him.

[–]FourteenHatch 0 points1 point ago

Oh, racism.

You so /r/funny.

[–]lactose_cow 0 points1 point ago

it would be racist to say all black people are stuipid/horrible people. it would be lying if you said none of them talk like this.

[–]infinitelimbs 4 points5 points ago

there are people of all different ethnicities that talk "like this" too... hence the inherent racism.

[–]nebrija 1 point2 points ago

It would be pretty retarded to say that talking like this means you are a stupid/horrible person.

[–]PvtHopscotch -1 points0 points ago

Im truely more astonished that there are other redditors in this town. Every time I mention Reddit I get a "wtf is Reddit, is that like Facebook?"

Unless of course, you just found the pic randomly, in which case get the fuck outa my towns karma!

[–]rileyrulesu -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not quite sure I get it, but i'll go ahead and assume it's a racist joke which i'll act offended over but find kind of funny.

[–]ryan_nadon 1 point2 points ago

"LOL I'M SOOOOO GOING TO HELL FOR THIS BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME HAHA."

[–]DRxCarbine -2 points-1 points ago

Reddit: where you have to be original or get ridiculed

[–]weedario -1 points0 points ago

Um racist? or at least think of the poor donuts.

[–]Hotascurry -4 points-3 points ago

knew it and laughed before clicking

[–]prettyyoungthang -3 points-2 points ago

Me, too. It gets me every time - way more than it should. Can't help myself.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

There actually not that bad ...homie

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 1 point2 points ago

Where?

[–]Soapeh 1 point2 points ago

Kearney Nebraska. They open at 1am.

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

lol That's not what I was asking. I was being a grammar nazi.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Forgive me sometimes I forget everything must be picture perfect here on the good ole internet......

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

LOL, I'm just messin with ya.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I love you

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

:)

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[–]ryan_nadon 2 points3 points ago

I'll call them African American if you agree to call every white person Caucasian, every Indian a Native American, every Asian an Asian American and any other race their 'politically correct' terms.

[–]vndrchf 2 points3 points ago

I disagree with the term African American because it implies that black Americans are in some way African. Their ancestors may have been of African decent at least 7/8 generations ago (taking that a generation is roughly 20 years, and the date of the abolition of slavery). By this same logic quite a large proportion of the caucasian people in America should classify themselves as European American as their lineage in the country may only stretch this far back or shorter. Using a phrase such as African American aslo helps to highlight the differences in an already racially tense society. I also dislike it because their are some connotations of a connection with black society in America and African society. As a African I find this highly offensive and in no way feel, nor wish to be connected to the majority of black society in the states. To be honest I feel like these people are doing a great disservice to my race by their general behaviour, and adding insult to this grave injury by purporting to have some connection with Africa. Most of them think Africa is a country for gods sake. TL;DR Fuck anybody who calls themself "African American" and fuck all the white people that do it too. Signed a pissed off African.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

From a black person I fucking praise you!!! I hate being called that thank-you so much people should stop this politically correct Bs. We are not impressed with how for a lack of a better word how "unracist" you are. It's fucking annoying and should be abolished. I'm not in any shape or form an African and despise anyone who uses this term .signed a black AMERICAN.

[–]ryan_nadon 0 points1 point ago