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[–]Day_Dreamer 6 points7 points ago

Sometimes no foreplay means you don't get to play. :(

Having said that, I probably laughed at this for a solid minute, most excellent title+gif.

[–]kittenkat4u 1 point2 points ago

i must be tired. i just laughed so hard my cheeks hurt now. thanks for that.

[–]Astronoid 1 point2 points ago

No, that's what happens when you miss the target. Repeatedly.

[–]SFbound_ 1 point2 points ago

Ah, to be young again.

[–]Eats_Faces 1 point2 points ago

You have made my day good sir.

[–]SFbound_ 1 point2 points ago

Honest question about commas, is one required here to clarify the meaning?

You have made my day good, sir.

or

You have made my day, good sir.

[–]Eats_Faces 1 point2 points ago

I honestly don't know, if so, sorry for my mistake.

[–]Couldntstoplaughing 0 points1 point ago

Alex is always having a hard time compared to Thomas

[–]Cube1916 1 point2 points ago

As someone named Alex, I can confirm this.

[–]Couldntstoplaughing 2 points3 points ago

in case anyone missed it, the train has the label "alex" on it

As someone with eyes, i can confirm this

[–]DatBanana1 4 points5 points ago

0 fucks were given...

[–]nympho_dora_tonks 1 point2 points ago

My pussy has been in that situation too many times.

[–]lecterrkr 0 points1 point ago

and not willing to

[–]TheFAJ 0 points1 point ago

Bite the pillow

[–]lanada10 0 points1 point ago

But if the pussy was wet, the electric train tracks would shock it....

[–]Chachoregard -1 points0 points ago

That is the most uninterested cat ever.