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Dude, that's deep (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JDubStep 47 points48 points ago

Relevant

When you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?

Hello light

Hello light

Hello light.

[–]Kumivene 6 points7 points ago

Wow I never knew how trippy these episodes were as a kid. Perhaps that is to do with the fact I didn't know any english back then. (I live in a non-english speaking country.)

[–]Onslaught147 0 points1 point ago

Well this is the strangest episode. Purposefully bending the normal cartoon rules. That being said, Ed Edd 'n Eddy is pretty strange...

[–]Axolotile 3 points4 points ago

"Toast doesn't go in the toaster, bread does."

I thought I was a completely smart adult, but this blew my mind.

[–]sithmaster0 2 points3 points ago

My left ear thanks you.

[–]lastknownthrowaway 146 points147 points ago

DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE

[–]Askeee 75 points76 points ago

BUTTERED TOAST

[–]Bencool 55 points56 points ago

GRAVY

[–]cow_kid 50 points51 points ago

THAT'S MY HORSE

[–]IMoperator 39 points40 points ago

CHICKENS

[–]Jill4ChrisRed 18 points19 points ago

Oh look! A flipper!

[–]dangerousD85 26 points27 points ago

Where did you come from?

MY PARENTS EDDY!

[–]orphanitis 18 points19 points ago

Ow my liver, ow my lasagna!

[–]SidTheSperm 3 points4 points ago

Plank.

[–]Croc_Chop 6 points7 points ago

Dont even think about it think about It!

[–]dinofan01 11 points12 points ago

Only the claw knows!

[–]DarthDirkus 2 points3 points ago

Carrots are good for your eyes. Can they dial a phone?

[–]TheMusicObsessedGirl 7 points8 points ago

SLIDE ON THE SOAP...SLIDE ON THE SOAP...SLIDE ON THE SOAP...

[–]bladeraiden 17 points18 points ago

I LOVE CHICKENS!!! FLY CHICKEN FLY!!

[–]Bencool 5 points6 points ago

Guys, I think I'm allergic to bunnies.

[–]Swampf0x 2 points3 points ago

PINK BELLY!

[–]Insanitor37 17 points18 points ago

That's even deeper!

[–]Tawaxyon 30 points31 points ago

Ed: I can't open my eyes eddy! Eddy: Open your eyes. Ed: Oh thanks.

[–]ARKAlpha 64 points65 points ago

+1 upvote for using the same font from the show

[–]BatRaider 9 points10 points ago

Which font is it?

[–]kyoutenshi 23 points24 points ago

Ed-veltica

[–]LeFloatingGhost 10 points11 points ago

Helv-ed-ica*

[–]kyoutenshi 5 points6 points ago

Ed New Roman.

[–]BreakfastBurrito 1 point2 points ago

Comic Eds

[–]ARKAlpha -1 points0 points ago

im not op but i deliver (to myself, i guess?)

[–]nickymick15 84 points85 points ago

Ed is like the 10 guy as a kid.

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[–]strifeblood 8 points9 points ago

When I was a kid, I never heard of jawbreakers before Ed, Edd & Eddy, and when I saw it on the show, it seemed so amazing and I was so excited that I begged my parents to take to the supermarket so I can get some. Sure enough, they had to buy groceries that day. I saw jawbreakers in the candy aisle and never felt that much disappointment in my life since then.

[–]sozapop -2 points-1 points ago

first thing the came to my head =|

[–]Bi0Hazard64 31 points32 points ago

Shush! My Yeast is Rising!

[–]Arxl 24 points25 points ago

Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

[–]Careblair3 7 points8 points ago

I love it 10 years later and I can still talk like this guy

[–]sommergirl 15 points16 points ago

Yeah and how can my nose run if it doesn't have feet.. I don't get it man

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Orthopedics.....

[–]FaLLenSk8 6 points7 points ago

smashing his head IM A WOODPECKER, EXCEPT WITH DIRT

[–]Bencool 9 points10 points ago

Double D, the only one who gets DD's with his big brain, making bitches teleport on to that double dick.

[–]7-sidedDice 11 points12 points ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]Bencool 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]themajor24 0 points1 point ago

Ow... My childhood...

[–]Iamnotfromthisplanet 0 points1 point ago

Bitches love teleporting.

[–]commandodude1265 10 points11 points ago

He's like a modern day Plato.

[–]aisner190 2 points3 points ago

Now eat your mattress.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 12 points13 points ago

THAT'S MY HORSE

[–]jklantern 7 points8 points ago

NO, THAT'S MY HORSE!

[–]classy_stegasaurus 5 points6 points ago

THAT'S MY HORSE

[–]jklantern 2 points3 points ago

UH UH UH! THAT'S MY HORSE!

[–]classy_stegasaurus 5 points6 points ago

THAT'S MY HORSE

[–]jklantern 3 points4 points ago

NO, THAT'S MY HORSE!

(We're going to run this into the ground, aren't we?)

[–]classy_stegasaurus 4 points5 points ago

THAT'S MY HORSE

[–]jklantern 2 points3 points ago

NO, THAT'S MY HORSE!

[–]classy_stegasaurus 3 points4 points ago

THAT'S MY HORSE

[–]jklantern 4 points5 points ago

OKAY! IT'S YOUR HORSE! IT'S YOUR HORSE!

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 17 points18 points ago

Truly deep.

[–]prototype0 3 points4 points ago

I FORGOT TO WEAR UNDERWEAR TODAY GUYS!

[–]albinoraisin 2 points3 points ago

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU LIVE IN A SHOE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO SOUL?

[–]FappingFlapper 6 points7 points ago

nigga sleeps with jacket on

[–]SheesAreForNoobs 2 points3 points ago

I watched that show so much as a kid and still dont know who is who!

[–]Karlor 3 points4 points ago

Eddy is the short one in yellow. Ed is the dumb one. Edd (double d) is the smart one in with the hat.

[–]ccm8729 0 points1 point ago

So that is a hat! i was never sure if it was a hat or a wig or if his hair was removable.

[–]Karlor 0 points1 point ago

Yep was a hat that was never taken off on screen.

[–]EpicLegacy 2 points3 points ago

Face Palm

[–]Epicfacenotyou 2 points3 points ago

God I miss this show thanks for bring back good times

[–]themajor24 2 points3 points ago

ED BOYS!!!

[–]gusatron51 5 points6 points ago

pink belly!

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 6 points7 points ago

Goddamn that show was so fucking good

[–]Noelthemexican 1 point2 points ago

I read that in his voice.

[–]hrkljus1 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me of this

[–]prototype0 2 points3 points ago

sometimes, i curse that fact that i know german. all those clips of hitler speaking aren't as funny anymore.....

[–]colieshark 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like something 10 guy would say.

[–]nusmesa 1 point2 points ago

ugh i remember this episode where they we're constructing something and ed was carrying a metal beam from the side of the screen, going to the other side, then at the other end was ed again carrying the same beam from that end. can't find the video... epic lulz we're had.

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for calling in to play "Read this in my voice."

[–]supergalactic 1 point2 points ago

The best episode was the demon telephone that Rolf threw out. Followed very closely by the 'distorted reality' episode.

[–]AndrewNeo 0 points1 point ago

The latter is the episode the screenshot is from (1 + 1 = Ed)

[–]Clockwork_Guardian 1 point2 points ago

My favorite line from Ed: "Sarah will tell mom, mom will tell dad, and dad will just sit there and watch tv!"

[–]aeyamar 5 points6 points ago

If your nose is running and your feet smell, you were built upside-down.

[–]ArturusRex 4 points5 points ago

+1 Upvote for not including that which is inherently the punchline in the title, and instead something more generic and overal pleasant.

Have a nice day.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

High times [10] Ed

[–]plz600 1 point2 points ago

I always thought Ed was High as a kite.

[–]twoheadedturtle 0 points1 point ago

My nose runs and my feet smells

[–]themajor24 0 points1 point ago

You where built upside-down!

[–]IamaCoon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah!! How the fuck does my nose run???

[–]IrishItalian0129 0 points1 point ago

Oh Ed, Edd, and Eddy ... things you say!

[–]Tasgall 0 points1 point ago

If carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?

[–]Jettclash96 0 points1 point ago

And hows your nose run if it doesnt have feet?

[–]pomegranati 0 points1 point ago

I miss this show. Back in elementary school, my friends and I matched these three boys to a tee. One of us was a short, stocky, and loud dude. Another of us was tall, but acts extremely childish. And I was the nerdy one.

[–]thedeejus 0 points1 point ago

I'm sick of all the Harris/Burtka pics, can we replace them with these guys from now on?

[–]Azincuort 0 points1 point ago

Wow dude...

[–]Keex13 0 points1 point ago

How does my nose run when they don't have feet?

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

Big Lots actually sells toilet paper which is cheap, but which also won't result in bloody tp after a relatively messy movement.

Also, it has no paper tube in the middle, so there's nothing to throw away when the roll is done. I used to mock cheap tp, not I revel in it.

[–]jklantern 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I LOVED this episode.

[–]plz600 0 points1 point ago

I always thought Ed was High as a kite.

[–]Providendum 0 points1 point ago

The english verb "to smell" can be transitive (id est, it takes a direct object), or intransitive, in which an object is unnecessary because no action is taken on anything besides the subject. For example smell in, "I smell my feet," is transitive, and in "The feet smell" is intransitive.

[–]DontSayAlot -1 points0 points ago

What makes it funny is his whisper, that low-tone, completely serious voice saying something like this.

[–]Sinadins -1 points0 points ago

Because English doesn't know how to use reflexive verbs.

[–]jsandler18 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't being reflexive just make it "my feet smell themselves"?

[–]Sinadins 1 point2 points ago

It could be: "I smell my feet." (Implying that they have a bad smell.) or, "My feet smell bad." Which in this case, you'd be making the object the subject, because English doesn't necessarily have reflexive verbs. This concept is a bit difficult to explain, since it's something that only other languages really have.

[–]AudioTekz -1 points0 points ago

this shows so hard to get on the internet >_>

[–]Breathing_Balls -3 points-2 points ago

I know that feeling.

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