My GF just told me that she invited her Mom to stay with us for the summer.

DrMcAutopsy · 3 months

The only real answer here is to invite someone to come hang out for three months or so without consulting her at all. That way you have a bargaining chip for when the hostage negotiations start

chewp911 · 3 months

Isn't this the kind of thing she should discuss with you first?

Cablead · 3 months

No one suspects that the shark is actually his getaway vehicle...

Cheeseish · 3 months

Movie with the best quote ever: "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy."

giraffeofdoom · 3 months

SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON!!!

cocktastic_voyage · 3 months

Gf's are replaceable.

Rainbow- · 3 months

My girlfriend told me some unfortunate news. Here is also a .gif of a man jumping into a shark.

Ensorceled · 3 months

Sounds like my first marriage. Invited her brother to live with us for 4 months without asking me first (he was taking a 4 month upgrade course). Big fight but "ok" since the brother was cool.

Then, before the brother is even gone, she tells me she's invited her parents to live with us for 3-6 months while they reno their house.

That was the end of the relationship. Basically, she didn't consult with me on major decisions because she didn't respect me and valued her family above me. Talk it out and dig down, this may be the same with you.

Funny thing was her brother was firmly on my side and yelled at his sister over the whole thing :-)

Fambida · 3 months

I knew a couple that tried that. It was a VERY BAD IDEA^®

I'd suggest installing some deadbolts and instituting a strict "This part of the house is locked because it is mine and mine alone" rule. Spend the summer in that locked up man-cave, only emerging for sex, food, and work. (preferably at the same time)

edit:speelings

DarkJokernj · 3 months

One of the gifs I always enjoyed when I was a noob of the interwebz; this was one of my favorites

aedmark · 3 months

Sounds like she doesn't respect your opinion much. That or she's trying to test you for marriage? I dunno, either way, I would suggest talking to her about it. I wouldn't suggest yelling or arguing. But if you don't think you could last the three months now's a good time to say something.

hyperinsane · 3 months

A question: if this were to happen, would the man survive? He fell into the shark's mouth, missing its teeth completely, and I can only assume was swallowed whole. With a knife, could this man survive?

HIFW_GIFs_React_ · 3 months

/r/reactiongifs

Knightgale · 3 months

The weirdness of this depends on how long you've been going out, however, the fact she didn't mention it is a little odd.

Fistocuffs · 3 months

"why the FUCK? do you need a life vest to jump into a giant sharks mouth" - Jean-Luc Picard

LadyEclectic · 3 months

Why the hell would she do that?

Filan · 3 months

Mrs.Robinson !

adrian5b · 3 months

This is bullshit... there are no white sharks in Mexico

Azrael6519 · 3 months

And he made the right choice.

Davey_Jones · 3 months

NAW AH AH OP! You're not getting out of this that easy!

P1ofTheTicket · 3 months

That's when you break up.

milr · 3 months

Haha Well played

Hrodrik · 3 months

Vada bordo, cazzo!

jimothyjenkins · 3 months

foolish slut!

GiantWhaleCannon · 3 months

What bullshit. That's grounds for a breakup.

your_pet_is_average · 3 months

so wait, are you the dick guy with no hope of a successful escape? Is the mom the shark? is she going to eat you? or does this gif just not make the best analogy here?

G1itch · 3 months

[Brazzers]

ManiacDan · 3 months

My ex girlfriend figured out the fastest possible way for me to break up with her

FTFY

If she has that little respect for you, time to get out. It will only get worse.

[deleted] · 3 months

So, you got a new girlfriend yet?

alexlordofreddit · 3 months

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Bohica69 · 3 months

Obviously, "punk" is your middle name. Either man up and dump her or be a doormat. Lol

PeanutDynamite · 3 months

My Dad always told me, if you really want to know what a girl is like, look to her Mom. This is by far the wisest advice I have ever been given. So if you're serious about this girl, this could be a blessing in disguise. Otherwise, yeah you're fucked.

UnexpectedSchism · 3 months

So she is no longer your girlfriend?

djdavidtaylor · 3 months

What is this gif from?

kungpaobeef · 3 months

Lawyer up delete facebook hit the gym.

tama_chan · 3 months

Threesome with mom lol

Relexrahl · 3 months

This gif doesn't really apply, but i upvoted you anyway

GoWithItGirl · 3 months

I don't get it. The gif works with the headline until he gets eaten by a shark...

jesusthug · 3 months

I'm atheist. But I'm going to pray for you!

Extraterresticals · 3 months

She just put her missiles in Turkey, put yours in Cuba!

mastr_slik · 3 months

Was he planning a belly flop?

ShallowJam · 3 months

Why in the hell would she think thats a good idea? Her mom must be in some crazy shit situation for that to be acceptable. I'd be pissed off.

justmadethisaccountt · 3 months

Tell her that's not going to happen.

JonaldJohnson · 3 months

You should ask your girlfriend to be merciful next time and just shoot you in the face

Arrant_Theif · 3 months

I'm seeing a lot of "my GF" posts today. Where are you guys finding all of these females?**

erik718 · 3 months

I feel that way when my friend invites his girlfriend to guy outings like mountain biking or golf. She also has a bad habit of just showing up to his place or being there when he gets home from work. I think he got the idea that she annoys me because I've noticed he stopped telling me when she's there when he invites me over.

gimmebeer · 3 months

What the hell do women think this kind of stuff is ok?

LettersFromTheSky · 3 months

As a male, I would do the same thing. But then again, foreveralone here.

yuckypants · 3 months

Is mil hot?

keadin11 · 3 months

Whats the Source?

exploited · 3 months

She's never going to leave.

Ghstfce · 3 months

If you share a house or apartment, that is something that needs to be discussed first. If she told her mother "No, no... Stay with with Freesoundjo and I, we'd love to have you" then there was no discussion. This leads to contempt. Do you two share the rent/mortgage or no?

shannonflyguy · 3 months

Is her mom hot? If so, threesome. If not, sorry.

claudesoph · 3 months

*mom

rjksn · 3 months

+1 for Shark Attack 3

clowning_around · 3 months

Pics of the mom. Let us decide if she ok to stay.

psychonautilius · 3 months

In this gif the shark represents the Mom.

Dark_Tranquility · 3 months

Isn't that gif from MEG 3?

Badtaste92 · 3 months

I remember that scene from that movie on sifi back before they spelled it wrong. Can't remember the name but it was like Mega shark or something stupid along those lines.

successful_brown_man · 3 months

Am I the only one around here

That gets along with his mother in law

akumadiavolo · 3 months

Without asking? That's break up material right there.

HypocrisyEverywhere · 3 months

Get ready for them to talk about you while sitting right fucking next to them.

SharksCantSwim · 3 months

We need more information. Is there a situation like she can't live in her house or is it just to visit? Is it from overseas or a long way away etc...

If it's not too far away and there is no reason for it, it sounds like she would rather hang out with her mum than you and wants to avoid you. Seriously, I like family visits etc... even for a week or so as I only see them a few times a year but anything longer than this is VERY strange.

HairlessSasquatch · 3 months

Your George Foreman?

p1415926 · 3 months

Good thing you've got a life jacket on. Sharks hate life jackets.

cheesefalcon · 3 months

i can't tell. Is your GF's mom the shark and your jumping at her to take some fall for your GF? Or is it like, no matter how you try to escape you'll get caught?

Buttpoker · 3 months

This post is bullshit until we get some clarification and insight into the situation.

GET YOUR PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES MEN, IT'S MOBBING TIME

TheLittlestEmo · 3 months

Good lord, what did you do to make your girlfriend create a no-sex situation for an entire season?

notcaptainkirk · 3 months

You may want to take your balls out of your girlfriend's purse (or wherever she keeps them) and do something because if you let this just slide, she fucking owns your soul.

windy444 · 3 months

That gif made me lol for real.

dietmoxie · 3 months

This gif is very poorly matched to the title.

the_apologist · 3 months

I LOL'd.

Andy284 · 3 months

I love how Reddit builds relationships on the foundation of communication. I'd hate to think that your partner just invited someone into your home for several months without even thinking to consult you.

molkhal · 3 months

Be sure not to forget the cake.

vivvav · 3 months

OOH! OOH! Is this the part where the Reddit relationship experts tell you to dump her and never see her again because she's obviously a horrid bitch who doesn't respect you even though they know nothing about her character!?
I think it iiiisssss!

betterthanthee · 3 months

that bitch is hot as fuck

Im-postle-able · 3 months

How does this gif relate in any way to your situation? Did you post the wrong link?

phleg · 3 months

The title doesn't match the context of the gif :[

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