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[–]JozuaW 5 points6 points ago

You're not alone. I usually flush and piss while it's going and then flush again, but only in public places.

[–]invisauce 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was alone in this idiosyncrasy.

[–]MohrsCiricle 0 points1 point ago

ya and then i turn the water on for a few seconds so it sounds like im washing my hands lol

[–]Jantaro 1 point2 points ago

Wait... so you don't wash your hands?

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[–]Jantaro 0 points1 point ago

Apparently not.

[–]Alpinator 0 points1 point ago

I love reddit. It remembers me always how normal I am.

[–]DoubleHerp 0 points1 point ago

I find it hard to break the silence at 3 in the morning when my walls are as thin as paper.

[–]ThatGuyQuinn 0 points1 point ago

yep i do it as well