Silly Magnus...

jasonboy · 7 months

probably meant 'more magnus'

how vain

ryy0 · 7 months

When Little Magnus was littler, he asked his father, a theoretical physicists, what is his job like. The father, working in CERN, didn't have enough talent to explain his life's work to a three-years-old, so he said: "Magnet stuffs. I make teeny-tiny sands run really fast on a race track. But they can't hit the wall, so I need magnets".

CERN, being in Switzerland, makes it hard for Little Magnus to see his father often. And whenever he's at home, he always looks so distant, thinking about his sands on a racetrack and his magnets.

So Little Magnus, innocent as he was, wished for more magnets in Melbourne, so his father wouldn't have to go far away to work "Magnet stuffs".

meebeee · 7 months

The kid only wanted Melbourne to be a more positive place

everflow · 7 months

Lily's idea is dumb, Abdujabar's is fine.

ScottCarmichael · 7 months

"What are your hobbies?"

"Magnets."

"Magnets?"

"Yeah."

"Well, what about them? Do you like collecting them or making things with them???"

"I just like 'em."

"Put down snowboarding."

"I don't snowboard."

"Okay, what's your favorite food?"

"Milk Steak."

"What is that!?!"

"Ignore him - that's not even a real food."

"It is a real thing. Milk Steaks are real."

plus10charisma · 7 months

Magnus knows what Magnus likes.

red321red321 · 7 months

abdujabar sounds wild. swim with sharks and ass raping dolphins?

i wanna party with this kid

GENOCIDEGeorge · 7 months

As a Melbournian, I can attest to this - more magnets WILL make the city better.

ianmikyska · 7 months

What a beautifully multicultural trio.

IchDien · 7 months

ALL HAIL ABDUJABAR!

SimilarImage · 7 months

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Se7en_Sinner · 7 months

Viral marketing for X-Men Origins: Magneto.

Ganonsfoot · 7 months

So that's what sir Ian Mckellen looked like as a child!

[deleted] · 7 months

I am the master of magnet! Welcome to die!

coldtoescolderheart · 7 months

You think Abdujabar was named after Kareem?

Rommel79 · 7 months

Abdujabar's zoo sounds awesome. I want to go there.

zishmusic · 7 months

Fucking magnus. How do they work?

konax · 7 months

still better than barbie

Styvorama · 7 months

It appears I must shoulder the burden this time

themajor24 · 7 months

I think that we just found the villain for the Avengers movie...

theotherpena · 7 months

Magnus... Lensherr?

algo · 7 months

His name is Magnus Magnetson.

Stonysensei · 7 months

Origins of a Super Villain...

harmedgreen · 7 months

His response was better than Lily's

Capappy · 7 months

That kid is a fucking genius!!! Magnets make everything better!

gabora · 7 months

Eric Magnus Lehnsherr wants more magnets. Not surprising

theussreliantrobin · 7 months

Is he wrong?

marMELade · 7 months

My mom teaches 4 year olds and once asked this same question to her class. One little girl replied with "Doughnut."

Kah-Neth · 7 months

The scary thing is how self centered the girl was.

Black_Market_Baby · 7 months

Looks to me like Lily is the real idiot here.

i_know__that_guy · 7 months

Great kid, his father works in my office building.

bigsz · 7 months

Relevant It's Always Sunny reference.

BicepsMcSteaksauce · 7 months

Magneto was so young

MeatWagonBBQ · 7 months

I named my kid Magnus, after Magnus Samuelson. Winner of the worlds silliest man competition.

LightningSh0ck · 7 months

i like the fact that abdujabar's parents went for the the classic kareem abdul jabar name but trickier.

cronatos · 7 months

Magnus is just a junior supervillian. His powers are dependent on magnets so he's just planning early for his try on world domination.

Umpalumpa47 · 7 months

"What are your hobbies" "Magnets."

whycantirememberthis · 7 months

Are we talking about Melbourne, Australia or Melbourne, Florida because I think more magnets in Florida is an excellent campaign point.

Tyranicide · 7 months

Magnus is a Jugalo

slugmaniac · 7 months

But Abdujabar has got the right idea.

No spellcheck, it's a name, it is a word.

ry4n4re4l · 7 months

What about Abdujabar?... He want to swim with sharks. I think the little girl has the most graceful solution.

IAmAtomato · 7 months

Abdujabar either has the best idea in existence.. or the stupidest one.

ara_p · 7 months

It's funny because his name sounds like magnets.

giorgospan · 7 months

Abdujabar knows the solution to everything that's wrong with humanity :D

smilles · 7 months

Lily is gonna grow up to be a mondo bitch

SkullyKitt · 7 months

I remember most of my kindergarten class responding to the question of "What do you want to be when you grow up?" with "Astronaut, doctor, president, cop" etc - in other words, what we had been exposed to the idea of being at that age.

So, given the question of "How would you make Melbourne a better place," or "what do think you could do to make Melbourne better," does any else feel really saddened by Lily's response? She's four - she's working with what she's been given. We owe children better.

TheOneFreeMan77 · 7 months

X-Men! Welcome to die! I am Magnus master of magnet!

LaFlamaBlanca1 · 7 months

He's a young Charlie Kelly.

tentaclesjr · 7 months

Fucking Magnus, how do they work?

beaverteeth92 · 7 months

Fuckin' kids' interviews, how do they work?

AAAAAAAAndrew · 7 months

A young Charlie Kelly.

ofd1197 · 7 months

Obviously a young super villian.

thehammer159 · 7 months

Seriously? The top five comments make no mention of how Magneto's name (one of them) is Magnus?

I thought you guys were cool.

HalifaxSexKnight · 7 months

Magnus, how does he work?

JiangWei23 · 7 months

He prefers...'Magneto'.

MusicMagi · 7 months

I think he's onto something

Freddie_AppsHero · 7 months

But then nobody would know how Melbourne works. Fucking magnets.

almostamusician · 7 months

Swimming with sharks? That Abdujabar is gonna have a short life.

Waldo_Geraldo_Faldo · 7 months

Magnus is a champ

akr8683 · 7 months

that man may be on to something...

theicecapsaremelting · 7 months

A magnet is a school, folks...

CaresLessEveryday · 7 months

Someone tell Schala we found him. She can quit looking.

kobun253 · 7 months

Magneto get out of here

iAnonymousGuy · 7 months

magnificient magnus!

Leo22987 · 7 months

Hahaha just like a young Charlie Kelly

Everydayilearnsumtin · 7 months

More zoos with lions in them and swimming with the sharks and dolphins.

Lions drowned and got eaten by the sharks. Sharks got poked by dolphins. Melbourne is a better place now.

urabusxrw · 7 months

Abdujabar is a badass name.

mikeigor · 7 months

Magneto... the early days

ego-madness · 7 months

The POWER of MAGNETISM!

terrible0ne · 7 months

Only genius in the bunch

freakingmagnets · 7 months

FREAKING MAGNETS BITCH!

Nolad · 7 months

fuckin magnets how do they work.

[deleted] · 7 months

magnus is the only one who is proposing something with any practical use.

pridetwo · 7 months

Magnus Vermagnusson at age 4

mapkinase · 7 months

That's what 5-year old Nikola said

Sandusky_Shower · 7 months

Oh I do concur ;)

Sxtus · 7 months

Silly Lily...

ThatAnnoyingKid · 7 months

Magnus for President!

Magnesus · 7 months

Smart kid. I fully agree with him!

Mr_Manmanman · 7 months

He is clearly already an Insane Clown Posse fan. He must be stopped.

[deleted] · 7 months

Silly Magnus? Silly Abdujabar! He'll be killed!

fugmunky · 7 months

Magnus, Magnet Magnate of Melbourne

wakeentry · 7 months

He must enjoy the music of ICP.

DrMrProfessor · 7 months

Magnus the Magnet King of Melbourne.

ginx2666 · 7 months

"Magnus Tenman - the strength of TEN MEN!"

Damn I miss Yogpod...

SenatorSyphilis · 7 months

Anyone else laugh harder at her swimming with the sharks and dolphins comments?

ajtothe · 7 months

Fucking magnets...

plazmamuffin · 7 months

Linguistically, since his name is Magnus a magnet could just be his child.

Tdogg425 · 7 months

Charlie Kelly approves.

KDawg23 · 7 months

Abdujabar is a bad motherfucker

Lukers_RCA · 7 months

We know this kid will be wearing a tin foil hat when he is older

silentwindofdoom77 · 7 months

Magnets make everything better.

Apart from certain data carriers.

notbeinganassholerea · 7 months

Sound advice.

iced1138 · 7 months

Anything besides magnets? He can't deal with it now!

IrishItalian0129 · 7 months

I'd say magnets make everything, not just Melbourne, better ...

PedoPete · 7 months

Who would want to swim with sharks

goklissa · 7 months

I think more magnets would definitely make Melbourne more attractive.

Stullif · 7 months

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Magneto's name Erik Magnus Lensherr? This could be a young Magneto !!

vadergeek · 7 months

Maybe one day he'll have children of his own, and one of them will love magnets too. And the other two will love speed and probability, and then have alternate universe creepy, incestuous equivalents, and then most of them will have mental problems. But for now, let's leave Magnus to his magnets.

Tritiac · 7 months

I think something must be said about Abdujabar and his idea of swimming with sharks. Is that really the way to make Melbourne better? Sounds like more of the same to me.

justinkasereddditor · 7 months

pun e shit man real pun e shit

apocalypse_IRA · 7 months

next Nobel Peace Prize winner.

UnsightlyBastard · 7 months

I thought this would be a chrono trigger joke before I opened it :(

Trickish · 7 months

And then a new super villain was born

fashraf · 7 months

they spelled the third kid's name wrong. its supposed to be abduljabar or abdul-jabbar. maybe they ran out of characters?

lambyte · 7 months

I'm behind this 100%.

How can we organize reddit to make Magnus' dream of more magnets in Melbourne a reality?

TripperDay · 7 months

Zen Magnets are awesome and make any place they are more awesome.

poundcake42 · 7 months

I think he just wants everyone to finally learn how they work. Magnets for all juggalos!

xXPinkGrenadeXx · 7 months

I thought swimming with the sharks would be the highlight of this.

Rtalbot55 · 7 months

The sharks!!

Cameltotem · 7 months

He built "Eye of Magnus"

ForgettableUsername · 7 months

MAGNUS WANT MAGNETS!

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