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[–]Se7en_Sinner 92 points93 points ago

[–]ilikeoctopussy 31 points32 points ago

Not gonna lie. that cat looked like a complete badass after she put that bra on over it.

[–]jacezo 3 points4 points ago

Checking out her tits with that shirt on would be disconcerting

[–]midnightsbane04 4 points5 points ago

...tits? Where?!

[–]Explains_the_Cat 6 points7 points ago

cat!

[–]MrPhD 179 points180 points ago

"Fuck i am you cat". I dont understand.

[–]dictioninaction 32 points33 points ago

There was a brain switching experiment and someone obviously didn't consent.

[–]feureau 12 points13 points ago

I'd like to switch brain with Olivia Wilde but obviously one party isn't going to consent.

[–]colinsauce 6 points7 points ago

It's you isn't it.

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

She's been dying to have my brain for quite some time now...

[–]bunka77 1 point2 points ago

You better watch out. I hear she might have Huntington's disease..

[–]Islandre 2 points3 points ago

I consented, but I contend that as a cat I was not competent to enter into a legal agreement.

[–]ramzie 20 points21 points ago

Fuck! I am you, Cat.

[–]nekowolf 19 points20 points ago

Fuck! I am you!

-Cat

[–]Dat_FUPA 5 points6 points ago

Fuck, I am, you cat!

[–]DOODLEUK 3 points4 points ago

Fuck I! Am you! Cat.

[–]phildp 1 point2 points ago

Fuck I am. You cunt!

[–]gak001 1 point2 points ago

There was a time when I thought a great deal about cats.

[–]gak001 0 points1 point ago

Not a whole lot of Spanish majors on Reddit...

[–]luca- 6 points7 points ago

We are all cat.

[–]gmartftw 5 points6 points ago

THEN WHO WAS CAT?

[–]DaCeph 8 points9 points ago

[–]sharts_mcgee 3 points4 points ago

IS DOG THERE?

[–]-Gavin- 1 point2 points ago

[–]Samhein 1 point2 points ago

"Don't dead open inside"

[–]Explains_the_Cat 1 point2 points ago

it's because it's cat.

[–]helty -3 points-2 points ago

[–]rajjak 44 points45 points ago

[–]anangrybanana 36 points37 points ago

[–]idiogeckmatic 6 points7 points ago

I came here to see if this was done, reddit does not disappoint.

[–]fuckkevincostner 3 points4 points ago

its a repost, so no, reddit does not disappoint.

[–]rajjak 15 points16 points ago

It never occurred to me that Willem Dafoe might be making a self-reference in Boondock Saints there. Have an upvote.

[–]C_T_C_C 2 points3 points ago

Insert village people :YMCA theme song "y-stance"

[–]billychasen 15 points16 points ago

made this from a request awhile back

[–]gregmax 1 point2 points ago

Possible alternative: Purrtoon?

[–]gregmax 2 points3 points ago

I'll show myself out.

[–]rajjak 0 points1 point ago

Spectacular. Well done, sir.

[–]DumbDumbFace 0 points1 point ago

First thing I thought. Have an upvote...

[–]Muffinizer1 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you I have allergies is my response

[–]projectile2me 1 point2 points ago

All hail catnip

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of tyrion in game of thrones when he's being threatened

'i am tyrion, son of tywin!'

'i am cat, son of feline!'

[–]jbergste 1 point2 points ago

I like reading it across, then down.

[–]tchilen 1 point2 points ago

4 legs good. 2 legs better. It has started.

[–]mwheelhouse 1 point2 points ago

You have to say it in a Russian accent. Then, you will finally understand cats.

[–]PilotKnob 1 point2 points ago

Forget shouting. Get a squirt bottle, fill that sucker with water, and give no warning shots.

[–]Tezdoll -2 points-1 points ago

You spelled hot sauce wrong.

[–]Phikeia 1 point2 points ago

THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!

[–]ArchScabby 1 point2 points ago

It was a firefight. There.

[–]mca207 3 points4 points ago

"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!"

[–]imakitty 1 point2 points ago

We have much better Grammar sir. Your internet stereotypes are offensive.

[–]rj2896 1 point2 points ago

[–]analcarbomb 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I was looking for dog.

[–]RobLive7 0 points1 point ago

so much yes

[–]dandelion91 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro. My cat keeps us up all night scratching on whatever leather she can find.

[–]BillyJackO 0 points1 point ago

It seems in your anger, you've killed her.

[–]Ted_From_Accounting 0 points1 point ago

He is cat

[–]Crilly90 0 points1 point ago

You're tearing me apart Lisa!

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

The upper hand goes to the man with the spray-bottle.

[–]lostinsurburbia 0 points1 point ago

Platoon anyone?

[–]rillegas08 0 points1 point ago

I'm downvoting every instance of "Fuck I am you cat". Come on, guys.

[–]LeckMich 0 points1 point ago

PLATOON CAT EDITION!

[–]Bletz 0 points1 point ago

This is so awesome I upvoted you twice.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

Platoon cat.

[–]Tomz0r 2 points3 points ago

A wild idea appeared - http://imgur.com/rZMXv

[–]dharlem39 -1 points0 points ago

dont you mean Cat00n

[–]iPhotoshop4Free 0 points1 point ago

[–]YourInnerVoice -1 points0 points ago

[–]BallsackTBaghard -1 points0 points ago

Good job at rehashing an age old pic, OP.

You are the man.

[–]C_T_C_C -1 points0 points ago

This is what I imagine my cat is thinking when he's vomiting on our Persian rugs.

[–]pollypix123 -1 points0 points ago

FUCK I AM YOU CAT!

[–]wsmithe -1 points0 points ago

Cats: The Gay Pet.

[–]Eruanno -1 points0 points ago

Agh, his tummy is so fluffy.

[–]mosquitosleepover -1 points0 points ago

[–]claudesoph -1 points0 points ago

*cat

Honestly, wtf?

[–]They_took_it -1 points0 points ago

Fuck, I am you, cat.

[–]drdavidphd -1 points0 points ago

OLD. GTFO.

[–]TonyWeiss -1 points0 points ago

fuck i am you cat

[–]GoosePoopScoops -1 points0 points ago

Fuck I am you cat!

[–]Twizinator -1 points0 points ago

FUCK I AM YOU CAT

that's how I chose to read it.

[–]FapperFappington -1 points0 points ago

I read "FUCK I AM YOU CAT"

[–]Dinokknd -1 points0 points ago

hm.. "Fuck I am youcat"

Strange name for a cat.

[–]drdragos -1 points0 points ago

FUCK! I'M YOU, CAT !

[–]beckova23 -2 points-1 points ago

Funny!!!!!

[–]jaw4ever -2 points-1 points ago

Truly LOL!

[–]mushmancat -2 points-1 points ago

Sigh, this had potential to be funny.

[–]MADBAKER[S] 0 points1 point ago

yet it's on the front page.

[–]mushmancat -1 points0 points ago

Cause that's a determining factor on what is and isn't funny...lol

[–]MADBAKER[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's a determining factor on what most people on this site find funny.

[–]mushmancat -1 points0 points ago

Keep telling yourself that. Seems like you need the validation.

[–]MADBAKER[S] 0 points1 point ago

I don't need to tell myself that. It's evidential.