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Stretch out the intestine (imgur.com)

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[–]Sofacouch216 69 points70 points ago

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Reminded me of this:

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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I was trying to forget this, such a tough read.

[–]MightyMighty9 8 points9 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this scarred me for life.

[–]playerIII 9 points10 points ago

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I do not know you are supposed to read this in one breathe.

[–]slimd1995 5 points6 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's impossible to read it in one breath. I tried it the second time I read it, and didn't even get close to the end.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I think it's possible if you spend your childhood like he did.

[–]Sonic_Sez 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ The link was already purple, mondo worrying

[–]morbidhyena 7 points8 points ago

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Nah, don't worry, nothing wrong with reading an engaging short story.

[–]Averiella 0 points1 point ago

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with this one there is..

[–]oli-wan_kenobi 3 points4 points ago

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Having just read this for the first time last night, I liked the timing of this post

[–]MotherEagle 1 point2 points ago

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I was just hoping I wouldn't have to be the one to post this.

[–]acuddlyheadcrab 1 point2 points ago

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Mm.. calamari...

[–]Averiella 1 point2 points ago

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rocks back and forth I had just forgotten it.. I had just forgotten it..

[–]cefarix 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop LOLing.

[–]CRAB_OF_TRAPPED_WIND 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, dear fucking god, I feel physically ill.

[–]AmondaPls 0 points1 point ago

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I read this this morning, and have thought about it all day. I can't move on. It's too awful.

[–]therestruth 0 points1 point ago

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For a short this was a bit drawn out and really a 4/10 IMO. Not worth the time to read it or to try holding your breath for like 7 minutes. I was pretty disappointed.

[–]CustardMustard 0 points1 point ago

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This is very well written, if i do say so myself.

[–]skywalker117 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to post this. Good stuff sir.

[–]illmaceyougood 49 points50 points ago

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They had to give him that look, didn't they?

[–]cultured_banana_slug 7 points8 points ago

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Well, they don't want him smiling. They don't want him looking like he's in pain. They don't want him looking afraid. So they give him that "uh well um" face.

I think an intestine floor "maze" would have been more useful, TBH. This looks like Kiddie's First Torture Session.

[–]commandbluntforce 14 points15 points ago

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That "Oh hey! Ya no worries just pull my intestines out my ass, it's really no bother. I'll just half stare at you this entire time with a very stern and serious face."

[–]AmondaPls 5 points6 points ago

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To me it's more of a "Um, do you mind?" Pulling my intestines from a hole in my butt.

[–]Devilheart 2 points3 points ago

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The artist couldn't figure out the exact look that meant "Oh I see you are having fun ripping out my entire intestine through the anus."

[–]aaneton 70 points71 points ago

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It's from Heureka - Finnish Science Center (a "science playground" mainly aimed for kids):
www.heureka.fi/portal/suomi/nayttelyt/paanayttely/veda_suolta/

[–]felfelfel 28 points29 points ago

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Went there a couple of times as a kid - great place!

[–]weks 15 points16 points ago

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Was there just last week on a date! The dinosaur exhibit going right now was pretty disappointing but everything else was great.

[–]tellhersafe 39 points40 points ago

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So did you get to stretch out her intestine afterwards?

[–]weks 12 points13 points ago

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That was actually the only thing I didn't stretch that night wink wink nudge nudge

[–]codeonfire 4 points5 points ago

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It took only a glance to come to the conclusion... 'somewhere in Europe'

[–]travelswithcharley 1 point2 points ago

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I thought so - now I'm definitely taking my 4-y-o there, just to try this myself.

[–]rationalreligious 1 point2 points ago

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There is something similar at the Copernicus Science Center, Poland.

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[–]sparx483 26 points27 points ago

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Source?

[–]Lavernius_Tucker 43 points44 points ago

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Personal experience.

[–]ghosttie 3 points4 points ago

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Out of his ass

[–]Wittyfish 0 points1 point ago

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I remember a story from the guy who wrote fight club, frankly it made me nauseous and light headed, all my blood flushed, My dad said I was in a state of shock. It was about a kid who would choke his chicken at the bottom of a pool while his bung hole was over the filtration in-take. True story.

[–]drakshadow -5 points-4 points ago

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not wtf

[–]lacrosse1991 20 points21 points ago

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I wish my anal beads had a convenient handle :(

[–]i_have_no_comment -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]weech 40 points41 points ago

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FINNISH HIM!!

[–]Sysiphuslove 4 points5 points ago

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Goddamnit. +1

[–]Samppa990 20 points21 points ago

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WTF=Welcome to Finland

[–]anagrammaton 8 points9 points ago

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He looks mildly annoyed.

[–]deksu 20 points21 points ago

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It's meant to demonstrate how long the human digestive tract is, incase anyone was wondering.

[–]bleunt 38 points39 points ago

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Meanwhile in Finland.

[–]zigmus64 9 points10 points ago

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I'm glad goatse was able to find work somewhere.

[–]RandomMandarin 2 points3 points ago

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It isn't work when you're doing what you love.

[–]OMROKER 7 points8 points ago

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I love these interactive exhibits...

[–]Kenraali 7 points8 points ago

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WTF = Welcome to Finland.

Well, it fits here allright.

[–]FrisianDude 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, that's actually pretty smart. :D

[–]iwalkthethinnestline 7 points8 points ago

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now, put it back. PUT IT BAAAACK!

[–]lefuuu 17 points18 points ago

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HYVÄÄÄ!

[–]Drinks_TigerBlood 0 points1 point ago

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Is this just hiyoooo in your language?

[–]TeamTina 5 points6 points ago

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This isn't WTF - this is really, really cool. Making science interesting for young kids, removing some of the mystery about our insides, trying to get past the 'yuk' factor to educate people about an important part of the human body...

[–]justmadethisaccountt -1 points0 points ago

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Really? You don't see anything disturbing about this? Really?

[–]TeamTina 1 point2 points ago

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No, I don't find it disturbing, if that's what you're asking. I know that many people are squicked by internal organs, so I'm not surprised that others have a different reaction. We all have different emotional responses to different stimuli.

Just looked at it again - still not disturbing, still cool!

[–]iveroi 3 points4 points ago

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My country is awesome.

[–]arcsine 3 points4 points ago

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This exhibit sponsored by I_RAPE_CATS and /r/spacedicks Inc.

[–]iconrunner 3 points4 points ago

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WHY IS THE HOLE OFF CENTER!

[–]BLVD 2 points3 points ago

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I would have made it scream as you pulled.

[–]ibuprofeeni 2 points3 points ago

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love my country.

[–]kelseykeefe 2 points3 points ago

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Y'know... they thought enough about it to say, "he can't be facing forward, that would be one lengthy penis... anal prolapse it is!"

[–]DoumH 1 point2 points ago

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Dra ut tarmen!

[–]Mbarker13 1 point2 points ago

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Goatse?a

[–]Sysiphuslove 1 point2 points ago

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My First Enhanced Interrogation Kit

[–]wickedeastcoast 1 point2 points ago

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Boston Museum of Science had this exhibit back in the early 90's. It blew my mind as a kid and I've never forgotten it.

[–]hwkns 1 point2 points ago

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One can be sure that everyone of those kids will remember this teaching moment. It is very effective education, bravo. This is just one example of why Finland has the status of having the best educational system in the world.

[–]phishf00d 5 points6 points ago

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Ok, thats enough internet for me for now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Imagining some sensitive religious types losing their minds over this is a funny thought.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 1 point2 points ago

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What does religion have to do with it? They are asking you to pull intestines out of someones ass.

[–]Kaibunny143 4 points5 points ago

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Good thing it isn't in 'merrca...

[–]jFiss 1 point2 points ago

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This picture has the honor of being one of the few posts that made me actually say wtf out loud

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of a Chatty Cathy doll. Man I'm sick.

[–]ohmbreviation 0 points1 point ago

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@_@

[–]happy_little_peanut 0 points1 point ago

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That's no intestine...

[–]kibdrv 0 points1 point ago

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What one word would you use to describe that man's facial expression? My choice: anticipation.

[–]fussenpepper 0 points1 point ago

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i never saw this and i've been to heureka lots of times. what the fukc

[–]geeving 0 points1 point ago

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idk what bothers me more, the actual thing itself, or that the hole isn't properly placed in the right spot

[–]bareassgodzilla 0 points1 point ago

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I think the scientific term for that condition is off center butt hole.

[–]Jani3D 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously?

[–]conspiracy_thug 0 points1 point ago

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yes... now take it and strangle your victim with it...

excellent.

[–]LeadsingaD 0 points1 point ago

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Sofacouch....... WTF! I'm sure that has to hurt...

[–]tambaqui 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder, what else can you stretch out?

[–]lacrosse1991 0 points1 point ago

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this kills the human.

[–]reddell 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't they have at least centered the hole on his ass?

[–]_Particle_Man_ 0 points1 point ago

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that's what she said!

or

this kills the man.

[–]showmepotatosalad 0 points1 point ago

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Science World? Or now, thanks to fucking big corporations, Telus World of Science?

[–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I thought of...Guy gets his intestines ripped out

[–]Be_Amazing 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant: http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

[–]TheFlyingMilkshake 0 points1 point ago

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I really don't know what to make of this... http://i.imgur.com/788AM.jpg

[–]PwneeMcgee 0 points1 point ago

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Shit happens...

[–]babykiller44 0 points1 point ago

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i wouldnt let my daughter touch that

[–]leftabitcharlie 0 points1 point ago

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Poo?

[–]Albrt50 0 points1 point ago

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Heureka!

[–]Lynch117 0 points1 point ago

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Fun for all ages!

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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We all have days like that on the pot.

[–]Guru94 0 points1 point ago

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Hey look its Machete's daughter.

[–]duncanfm 0 points1 point ago

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Pink socks should not be this playful

[–]heathersak 0 points1 point ago

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ahahahahahah his face!

[–]terminal_velocity 0 points1 point ago

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who thought this was a good idea?

[–]RalarenOTC 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'll pass.

[–]notjaffo 0 points1 point ago

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Extreme water skiing?

[–]GMBeats95 0 points1 point ago

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"There's a snake in my boot!"

[–]zbowling 0 points1 point ago

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This ruins the kid.

[–]hwkns 0 points1 point ago

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Crap. You don't know kids.

[–]xmikaelmox -1 points0 points ago

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Oh god why...

[–]pitta_bread -1 points0 points ago

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WTAF

[–]OrinKaenbyou -1 points0 points ago

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I certainly do not want. And that guy's face is the ultimatum of creepy.

[–]TheProducer -2 points-1 points ago

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Wow that's fucked up. Directly before looking at this I read the straight dude in gay porn AMA.