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[–]B_Elanna_Torres 256 points257 points ago

Fucking impressive lawn chair opening move.

[–]fiercedeity05 106 points107 points ago

from this point forward, this is the only way I will open my lawn chair.

[–]gasms 55 points56 points ago

From this point forward, I am only going to sit in lawn chairs.

[–]Echidnae 13 points14 points ago

As a chair: I approve being opened this way.

[–]khrak 17 points18 points ago

Protip: Don't hit the woman with your chair while putting it down.

[–]Apostolate 20 points21 points ago

Don't you understand It's only cool if you don't do it everytime!? Also, don't look at explosions.

[–]CeeBmata 13 points14 points ago

Create explosions, wear "Deal with it." sun glasses and bring your lawn chair.

[–]Midwestvibe 2 points3 points ago

And my laptop

[–]SkateboardG 1 point2 points ago

You will fail multiple times before doing it correctly. I know this from.... observation >__>

[–]phoenixphaerie 11 points12 points ago

Like a khal

[–]liiiiiiiile 26 points27 points ago

To-Do List: 06/03/2012

  1. Practice opening lawn chair like a boss.
  2. Profit

[–]DankasaurusRX 28 points29 points ago

  1. Buy Folding Chair
  2. Attend youth soccer games
  3. Open Chair like a boss
  4. Hit on soccer moms
  5. ????
  6. Profit

[–]liiiiiiiile 7 points8 points ago

Baby steps

[–]rlanantelope 1 point2 points ago

So what's step two?

Well...step three is profit!

[–]jecdrk 0 points1 point ago

Step two was attend youth soccer games

[–]spazzmckiwi -1 points0 points ago

Two step fives?

[–]DankasaurusRX 5 points6 points ago

ahh accidently a number

[–]SenorSmiley -2 points-1 points ago

What the sixth of march 2012? Are you going to travel back in time?

[–]timthree 2 points3 points ago

This is 'merica!

[–]jcmc2112 21 points22 points ago

Khal motherfuckin' Drogo rolls like that.

[–]tidux 5 points6 points ago

A youth soccer game without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

[–]Olimar 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of Hawkeye.

[–]Dowhead 2 points3 points ago

What is this gif from?

[–]shedandy 1 point2 points ago

I am curious too.

[–]shedandy 1 point2 points ago

[–]DerpZarf 7 points8 points ago

One time, I tried to do that and nearly severed a finger.

Ok, I hardly even drew any blood but it hurt like I had nearly severed it. And in the end, that's what counts, right?

[–]gp0 0 points1 point ago

Okay, so i went and tried it out, it's really easy. Still boss though.

[–]gp0 0 points1 point ago

Okay, i bet there's a youtube tutorial for this. Edit: Casual search, there isn't. I'm amazed

[–]Fuckaww 0 points1 point ago

Lawn chairs don't all fold the same. It's easy to practise though.

[–]garythecoconut 44 points45 points ago

well, there goes my Sunday... I'll be the guy in the front yard hitting myself in the face with a folding chair while I practice this...

[–]trainspotting12 11 points12 points ago

I'll be the chick getting hit in the face repeatedly. You've got to practice with obstacles.

[–]25or6tofour 7 points8 points ago

Now_kiss.jpg

[–]amadea56 43 points44 points ago

[–]kidflugufrelsar 58 points59 points ago

I feel like the spelling of the phrase doesn't really fit his character.

[–]lbruiser 24 points25 points ago

Right, seems more like a "Let's do this!" or a "Now the party can begin."

[–]taint_stain 15 points16 points ago

Is he not a 12 year old black girl?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I am now more motivated than ever to lift so I can perform this chair opening move flawlessly some day.

[–]fomorian 21 points22 points ago

Who is that magnificent badass?

[–]AffableJack 75 points76 points ago

Khal Drogo motherfucker.

[–]HSMOM 35 points36 points ago

It is known.

[–]apollo580 21 points22 points ago

It is known.

[–]Zuijj 26 points27 points ago

HODOR

[–]jeanifurr 7 points8 points ago

What is dead may never die.

[–]Miyagi333 9 points10 points ago

But rises again, harder and stronger.

[–]cygnae 5 points6 points ago

So say we all.

[–]Knigel 4 points5 points ago

[–]quacka 25 points26 points ago

Am I the only one on this site that remembers him from Star Gate Atlantis? :(

[–]isaackleiner 12 points13 points ago

Nope. SG fans...unite!

[–]Twitcheh 11 points12 points ago

Ronon Dex FTW!

[–]kitanne 5 points6 points ago

He was always be mono-toned and deadlocked in my heart of hearts.

[–]Tooexforbee -2 points-1 points ago

Ronon Dex beats Khal Drogo in levels of badassery I'm afraid.

[–]dorianp 21 points22 points ago

Its Jason Momoa.

[–]AsadM107 4 points5 points ago

That's what i was thinking, happen to know which movie or show? (cant be stargate atlantis)

[–]Galapogos 1 point2 points ago

Possibly The Game?

[–]real_nice_guy 2 points3 points ago

it could be Stargate Atlantis.

[–]AsadM107 0 points1 point ago

Nah, i watched all episodes of SGA, none of them were this.

[–]brillke 0 points1 point ago

Id like to know too.

[–]RageGodReed -4 points-3 points ago

Game of Thrones? The new (shit) Conan movie? (and yes SG:A)

[–]shedandy 0 points1 point ago

Jason Moma

He is Khal Drogo but more importantly he is Ronin Dex in Stargate Atlantis. _^ Also played Conan the Barbarian. Type cast much :P Fantastic man, not just a pretty boy.

[–]GoWithItGirl 34 points35 points ago

The caption kind of ruined the gif

[–]Apostolate 16 points17 points ago

What about the giant watermark?

[–]wiznrd 10 points11 points ago

Yes! Roman from The Game! My BET expertise has finally come into use.

[–]taint_stain 1 point2 points ago

So he is Conan, Ronon, and apparently Roman. They barely even change the name up for his wide variety of characters.

[–]shedandy 0 points1 point ago

Heh so true but he is actually a pretty good actor. There was a episode of Stargate Atlantis that he was great in.

[–]wiznrd -1 points0 points ago

psssssht, I don't even know what else he has ever done. All I remember him for is this chair flick.

[–]Commander_Cheza 2 points3 points ago

He also used to be in baywatch

[–]10b-5 -4 points-3 points ago

Maybe he's "special" and they need to keep it simple for him.

[–]wazzup80 55 points56 points ago

[–]GhostRooster 1 point2 points ago

Is that Skyy John?

[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

this is the one I was expecting, The other was good too.

[–]Link_GR 6 points7 points ago

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 16 points17 points ago

[–]slagdwarf 4 points5 points ago

When getting dragged into a Facebook argument

http://reversegif.com/7rl

[–]joedel311 2 points3 points ago

is that drogo?

[–]boredinbiloxi 4 points5 points ago

I feel like if I tried to open a chair in that badass manner, someone would lose and eye.

[–]MathewMurdock 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately for most of my Facebook friends are mature enough to not argue on Facebook.

[–]DemonPaladin 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one who never actually sees arguments on Facebook? Or am I just not friends with any one who is belligerent?

[–]Threeballer97 1 point2 points ago

The "dis gun b gud" part was unnecessary.

[–]covert888 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone else thinks that looks like Khal Drogo?

[–]taint_stain 8 points9 points ago

TIL some actors play more than one role in their life.

[–]covert888 0 points1 point ago

Khal Drogo for life.

[–]confuseddude15 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else know that's Khal Drogo (Jason Mamoa)

[–]quacka 0 points1 point ago

I think he looks more like Ronon from star gate.

[–]treydestepheno 1 point2 points ago

weird how someone can get so excited over the Special Olympics

[–]TheInternetHivemind 1 point2 points ago

Is that guy in the blue Jessie from Burn Notice?

[–]shedandy 1 point2 points ago

Ha its kinda looks like it doesn't it?

[–]eff_bawmb 0 points1 point ago

It is!

[–]JackHartry 0 points1 point ago

I'm rather sad I just saw this. I was just sitting in a lawn chair for 4 hours and now I can't try to do that.

[–]yourafagyourafag 0 points1 point ago

keny pwrs pls

[–]saucon 0 points1 point ago

perfect delivery

[–]gpacaci 0 points1 point ago

"Follow Post".

[–]GeorgeRomero 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this everywhere. It needs a bigger watermark though.

[–]toughluck1 0 points1 point ago

I need to find out where he finds lawn chairs with such smooth close and open transitions

[–]Cheedo 0 points1 point ago

I now need to buy a new lawn chair...

[–]J5892 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I have that same bee hat in my car!

[–]iampaven 0 points1 point ago

[–]00010011Solo -3 points-2 points ago

Jesus.

Cmon people, let's at least try a little. How is this even funny? The title utterly spells out the overused gif.

Have some fucking standards.

[–]real_nice_guy 1 point2 points ago

says the person with a whole bunch of 0's and 1's in their name. Unless that's binary for Han, I'm going to be incredibly unimpressed.

[–]Phenomena0 2 points3 points ago

It's binary for 19. :(

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

what does 19Solo mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

[–]pulezan 0 points1 point ago

I know my upvote doesn't help but I agree with you. They used to repost gifs but change titles, and now they began to repost the same old shit with the same fucking title. They just went full retard, and you never go full retard.

[–]tFrench11 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm drunk and this is hilarious.

[–]nate6621 -1 points0 points ago

When suddenly the person who made this was struck in the face by a dictionary.