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[–]nanltech 165 points166 points ago

So that's what happens when you light a match and point a can of flammable fluid at your face..interesting.

[–]Sventertainer 29 points30 points ago

Bye-bye eyebrow.

[–]grinny82 127 points128 points ago

Byebrow

[–]no_egrets 3 points4 points ago

Thinny82.

[–]grinny82 13 points14 points ago

?

[–]Knigel 15 points16 points ago

Thanks Ants

Thants

[–]Mortt 0 points1 point ago

[7] I don't know why I watched it, but I don't regret it.

[–]grinny82 0 points1 point ago

[8] same. Fascinating!

[–]projectile2me 14 points15 points ago

[–]kungpew 5 points6 points ago

Fry-brow

[–]DomoInMySoup 8 points9 points ago

more like....

Bye-brow!

oh-ho, yes!

[–]Sventertainer 18 points19 points ago

beaten to the joke, by literally 38 seconds

[–]2D1g1talAli3n 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure he lost a lot more than just an eyebrow.

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago

Looked more like he got flame full in the open eyes. Hope the kid went blind. Natural selection at work.

[–]crasy8s 10 points11 points ago

When is this 'natural selection' thing I keep hearing about kick in?

[–]Duthos 3 points4 points ago

When we stop passing laws that seek to interfere with the process.

[–]davidhoey 1 point2 points ago

That would make it artificial selection.

[–]thatstupidmansuit 287 points288 points ago

[–]PerogiXW 22 points23 points ago

That's rough buddy.

[–]ZombieTooth 9 points10 points ago

Right in the honor!

[–]madcow15 7 points8 points ago

I burst out laughing at 2am at this and my roommate just gave me a wtf look. This pic made my night. People are dumb :p

[–]whatkindofasshole 3 points4 points ago

I didn't laugh the first time, snort laughed the second time.

[–]gigitrix 43 points44 points ago

...but why?

[–]Starslip 24 points25 points ago

I honestly can't figure out what he was going for if not exactly that.

[–]GrrTonyTheTiger 4 points5 points ago

I have no idea what he was trying to accomplish

[–]SelectaRx 6 points7 points ago

He wants to be Two-Face for Halloween.

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

He wanted to make the flame but didn't realize to do it AWAY from himself, obviously.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 21 points22 points ago

Ill give you an answer.

White people.

Yall crazy like dat.

[–]xamio -3 points-2 points ago

Why does this guy get downvotes? Have YOU ever seen a black kid trying crazy shit like this?

[–]Miskav 14 points15 points ago

Trying anything that looks remotely like a felony is pretty crazy for a black kid.

[–]xamio 2 points3 points ago

My point exactly!

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[–]jonnie5 3 points4 points ago

lol wtf? it clearly is a young black kid, may 12 to 16 years old.

[–]yabacam 2 points3 points ago

that kid looks like a chubby 8th grader, high school MAX. I would call that a kid. but hey, looks can be deceiving I guess.

[–]BrazenDerek 32 points33 points ago

At first I was thinking "oh no he's accidentally holding the can backwards!" and then I realized where he had the lighter positioned...

[–]Meaty_chunkz 28 points29 points ago

Bad things happen to you because you're a dumb ass.

[–]PoopyMcfartface 7 points8 points ago

  • Red Foreman (That 70's Show)

In case anyone missed the reference, it's definitely applicable in this situation.

[–]julius_sphincter 231 points232 points ago

Its always funny when someone hurts themselves. It's twice as funny when that someone is fat. I don't know why, it's just science.

[–]guywithbeard 35 points36 points ago

My friend once told me that fat people are always funny. Whether you laugh with them, or laugh at them.

[–]drummer1059 6 points7 points ago

Yup. Jonah hill is less funny now that he isn't a blimp (he's still a bit fat though). Fat people are great

[–]Theotropho -3 points-2 points ago

You know they're going to stop over consuming the resources soon.

[–]DoctorWSG 36 points37 points ago

You must construct additional pylons.

[–]guydude24 9 points10 points ago

I finally get a reference. Yaaaaaay!!!!

[–]2Weird2Live2Rare2Die 1 point2 points ago

What was it like, losing the girl you loved so soon after Bucky died?

[–]isakk21 9 points10 points ago

...what did he expect?

[–]PoopChuteMcGoo 27 points28 points ago

Maybe he's in the x-men. Like reverse Cyclopes.

[–]Silence_Is_Necessary 7 points8 points ago

[–]enterurnamehere1 42 points43 points ago

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Pessle 3 points4 points ago

Some men just want to watch their eyelids burn.

FTFY

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[–]DangerousIdeas 7 points8 points ago

That URL does not give it away at all.

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 4 points5 points ago

What was the URL

[–]bogweasel87 -1 points0 points ago

My bad.

[–]LerithXanatos -4 points-3 points ago

NEVER APOLOGIZE TO ASSHOLES!

[–]bogweasel87 9 points10 points ago

I'm canadian,sorry.

[–]LerithXanatos 3 points4 points ago

USE PERIODS

PLEASE

Why are you so abiding ;_;

[–]bogweasel87 6 points7 points ago

ahh ,shit,im usually better with grammar buddy.There you go ,FIXED IT FOR YOU.

[–]LerithXanatos 1 point2 points ago

But...

[–]bogweasel87 11 points12 points ago

i dont care anymore,get over it

[–]lasonovich 13 points14 points ago

I didn't know the starwars kid was still alive. Darwin will claim him soon.

[–]IRSoup 5 points6 points ago

"You're sure I point it this way?"

[–]NocturnalGamer 5 points6 points ago

"Its that YOLO shit."

[–]Switch257 -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you liked Reddit, so I referenced Reddit on Reddit, so you could read Reddit while you read Reddit.

[–]cagedit 4 points5 points ago

★★★☆ Best eyebrow removal kit on the market

[–]redditrandomness 33 points34 points ago

If I had a face like that I'd try to burn it too..

[–]odd84 28 points29 points ago

I have a face like that. I'm now depressed.

[–]redditrandomness 11 points12 points ago

If I had self esteem like that, I'd probably burn it to..

[–]DontSayAlot 7 points8 points ago

To where?

[–]redditrandomness 1 point2 points ago

Good catch! Upvotes for you, not sure why I left off the last o all!

[–]Pointy130 5 points6 points ago

I dunno, but seeing as he got it right in the first comment I'd say it's probably a typo that we shouldn't get all up in arms about.

[–]Weegemonster5000 2 points3 points ago

I disagree! Call the headsman!!

[–]Kodix 1 point2 points ago

There, there. I'll help you burn it if you want!

[–]Skreech2011 -1 points0 points ago

This was sent to me a long time ago because apparently the person who sent it thought it was me. I have a face like that. Why do you have to be so cruel, jack ass?

[–]redditrandomness 0 points1 point ago

It's a joke. If it would have been my face, I would have said the exact same thing. Don't get all upset because someone said something mean about someone who might look like you, that's silly.

[–]Skreech2011 0 points1 point ago

Oh I know. I'm sorry if I came across as being serious. In my mind I was joking haha.

[–]redditrandomness 1 point2 points ago

It's all good :)

[–]caboose1234 5 points6 points ago

I don't see what's wrong with this. He clearly felt like burning some calories.

[–]jerseyg67 6 points7 points ago

A perfect example of why your family tree should have branches.

[–]elastic-craptastic 2 points3 points ago

Wow that rings back memories. I knew a kid that did this in 8th grade, but with Binacca spray. He was pulling out eye lashes and brow hairs for weeks.

Fucking Scott....

[–]88amazing88 2 points3 points ago

no more eye lashes for this kid.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

No more eyes. Period.

[–]Fapulous-me 2 points3 points ago

This kid should have been a blowjob

[–]nathanisbauce 7 points8 points ago

Natural Selection

[–]Meatytits 4 points5 points ago

This is in the top 5 of stupidest things I've seen anybody do. Ever.

[–]Rockends 0 points1 point ago

www.reddit.com/r/nsfl

much more there

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

[–]SoggyCheez 2 points3 points ago

"Sorry I missed that. Could you please do it again?"

[–]Melbell1992 1 point2 points ago

how stupid do you have to be to think that would ever be a good idea?

[–]Sweet_Tooth_VII 1 point2 points ago

My friend did this to me without warning once. My face smelled like burning hair and Axe the entire day. I was a little upset.

[–]siamthailand 1 point2 points ago

Nigga's just tryin to burn some fat.

[–]hgregor 1 point2 points ago

Here's a prime example of how evolution works.

[–]F18Dubbs 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at the split second it took to realize he just fried his face

[–]lagspike 1 point2 points ago

and on that day, cyclops was born

[–]lucidguppy 1 point2 points ago

[–]SkateboardG 1 point2 points ago

The fuck did he think was gonna happen?

[–]ImADouchebag 1 point2 points ago

"I've made a huge mistake."

[–]Jackslat 1 point2 points ago

Stupid level: Ghetto white kid with lighter.

[–]Zappastuski 1 point2 points ago

This is actually how I get rid of all the hair in my grundle.

[–]pooponymous -1 points0 points ago

If only there were GIF meme's...

[–]jokes_on_you 5 points6 points ago

Here's a .gif meme posted less than an hour ago.

[–]spektre 1 point2 points ago

There are, a lot of them. They're all over the internet.

[–]Pwoshi -4 points-3 points ago

I don't think you know what a meme is.

[–]dellafrienda -2 points-1 points ago

How have you been a redditor for 11 months without discovering memes?

[–]farfigneugan 2 points3 points ago

He's right. Image macro != meme.

[–]DavousRex 0 points1 point ago

A meme is "An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitation." Image macros are the pictures with impact font written over them, and they are a KIND of meme, but they are not the only memes. Stop being bad at internet.

[–]dellafrienda -1 points0 points ago

Definitions can change when the widespread usage of the word changes, which this one has

[–]Pwoshi -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit, it HAS been 11 months... But a meme is a widespread idea. This isn't a meme, but rather an advice animal, which in turn is a meme. But that's just my theory on memeology.

[–]lithodora 0 points1 point ago

awww natural selection makes me laugh everytime

[–]Fuginator 0 points1 point ago

I smell burning hair...

[–]Hernan-Crespo 0 points1 point ago

Didn't need those eyes anyways.

[–]dharlem39 0 points1 point ago

[–]Roxxer 0 points1 point ago

This is natural selection at work.

[–]Airport52 0 points1 point ago

Famous last words

[–]Misterxalan 0 points1 point ago

And... He's blind

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

Probably just finished watching Twilght

[–]FuckYouYoureDumb 0 points1 point ago

He would never see a hot pocket again.

[–]badboy850 0 points1 point ago

When he was saying "Hey guys, watch this!" he was talking to his other personalities. He has Dissociative Identity Disorder.

They were watching very very closely.

[–]CdrVimes 0 points1 point ago

Prime candidate for the Darwin Awards!

[–]Lord_of_the_poop 0 points1 point ago

this would look awesome in reverse

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

What did he expect to happen? Dumbass...

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 0 points1 point ago

I opened up the gif, and thought with no hint of emotion "He is going to light his face on fire." I then realized, it was an odd sentence and an equally odd coldness.

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

The word 'moron' never exited my mouth quite as quickly or quite as involuntarily before.

[–]jessew666 0 points1 point ago

thats like cutting towards yourself...

[–]quackmaster 0 points1 point ago

I know this person, it happened many years ago.

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

HOW CAN YOU BE THAT DUMB?

Though reminds me of when I tried something like that, but away from me, and the can of deodorant suddenly had a flame at it's nozzle. Only afterwards did I realize it could have exploded.

[–]paulmclaughlin 1 point2 points ago

It couldn't, that way. There's only fuel inside the can - no oxidiser.

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

Oh good; I thought the expulsion gases could work as oxidiser.

[–]paulmclaughlin 1 point2 points ago

Nah, it's a fairly common misconception. But put a can of deodorant on a fire & you'll get a vapour cloud explosion.

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

cooool.

[–]sinnmercer 0 points1 point ago

Honestly what were you thinking ....please burn off your nuts before you breed

[–]Le_Sparks 0 points1 point ago

why would you be so stupid?

[–]MisterFiend 0 points1 point ago

If there isn't already a r/WhatDidYouThinkWouldHappen, there should be.

[–]Sinkemlow 0 points1 point ago

Fat kid probably not funny so turning to self-harm for attention.

[–]buffoonery4U 0 points1 point ago

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid.

[–]theflyinderp 0 points1 point ago

Faith in humanity -100

[–]Pwime_Wib 0 points1 point ago

He must be at an [7]

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

That's me in the shower every morning

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

Is he blinded now?

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 0 points1 point ago

more like r/wtf

[–]Mud5kie 0 points1 point ago

I thought idiots only existed in stories.

[–]Poofu 0 points1 point ago

Natural selection at work

[–]clowning_around 0 points1 point ago

The best part of him dripped down his mothers leg.

[–]Inpalethis21 0 points1 point ago

Annoying childhood friend, is that you?!

[–]Rob9159 0 points1 point ago

"Hey guys, watch this!"

everybody else: "oh shit an idiot is about to do something stupid, I gotta see this"

[–]Keane1522 0 points1 point ago

natural selection at work

[–]vigman 0 points1 point ago

The scariest words in the English language, usually means somebody is about to do something incredibly stupid and or dangerous. If phrased "Hey y'all check this out!" add 5 for increased stupidity. Source: experience, both as participant and spectator

[–]underatedrawk 0 points1 point ago

and the Darwin award for the most likely to remove themselves from the gene pool goes to.......

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

[–]ratchet132 0 points1 point ago

What a dumbass. I've done this by accident to my knees before, burns for a bit but doesn't hurt that bad.

[–]Stomo 0 points1 point ago

I haven't even watched the whole thing, all I saw was fire and I knew it was gonna end bad

[–]speedstix 0 points1 point ago

why! this is not even funny.

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

You know, these lessons in Darwinism are great. I just hope you are paying attention, children: stupid gets what stupid asks for.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

And that's how timmy smith became two-face.

[–]bleedingheartsxo 0 points1 point ago

It's always the fat kid...

[–]leviirish 0 points1 point ago

And the the Darwin Award goes too...

[–]lowScore 0 points1 point ago

This was probably his thoughts: "I think I'll spray myself in the face with fire....OW fire hot :("

[–]prometheus1981 -1 points0 points ago

You got the title wrong, should say "Hey Y'all, watch this!"

[–]shiaradark -3 points-2 points ago

I was present for this miraculous event. His face was swollen for about a week. He, of course, also lost his eyebrows. His parents didn't even notice. What can't happen when you give thirteen year-olds everclear?

[–]quackmaster 0 points1 point ago

Tyler

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[–]Crochetniac 0 points1 point ago

No.

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[–]TheMellowestyellow 1 point2 points ago

Maybe.

[–]corpsefireNL -2 points-1 points ago

Just the tip?

[–]Darknezz19 -1 points0 points ago

not bad, seen better.

[–]sparksandrocks -1 points0 points ago

oh natural selection...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Wow, chubby and retarded.

[–]grncbr -1 points0 points ago

Hopefully he died. Pissing in the gene pool.

[–]Clittlesaurus -2 points-1 points ago

I just sat there and let it happen, I just watched him hurt himself and if I was actually there I don't think i'd have done anything differently.