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[–]WolvesAtOldGilsDoor 195 points196 points ago

You'll be in his same place one day.....

Although maybe not as pink, and owl-like.

[–]essjay2009 69 points70 points ago

He really committed to the short-lived owling trend.

[–]VirtualAnarchy 11 points12 points ago

When your radical, you gotta be "hip" "cool" and "in with it", dawg.

[–]booooooooooooosh 16 points17 points ago

NOTE: POOCHIE DIED ON HIS WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

[–]HamburgerTime 5 points6 points ago

Owlplasty's main detractor being it's price, of course.

[–]chalks777 1 point2 points ago

cheaper than an owlectomy

[–]hal9005 7 points8 points ago

Old Gil needs some real-estate selling tips huh?

[–]WolvesAtOldGilsDoor 8 points9 points ago

Now, you'll want to get rust proofing on these because these Colecos will rust right up on ya......damn it Gil, close the deal, close the deal!

[–]captainawesome100 1 point2 points ago

How long have you been waiting to use your username to reap the sweet, sweet karma?

[–]Capncorky 0 points1 point ago

Gil had a feeling lady luck was coming his way! Just had to wait out the 1 year, 1 month and 23 days to reap that sweet, sweet karma! Now it's a matter of how to spend it! What? Karma has no value? Aww, and Ol' Gil was going to pay off his mortgage. Looks like it's back to the Super 8 in Cracktown for Ol' Gil.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I feel like this is how I already am, and I'm 20.

[–]wolf_op 110 points111 points ago

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[–]aldenso 8 points9 points ago

It's the duo with higher density than an erect penis, who refuse to show positive emotion towards individuals.

[–]VirtualAnarchy 1 point2 points ago

I'm not too sure why I have an erection

[–]HoldenH 8 points9 points ago

I need that sweater

[–]wolf_op 0 points1 point ago

This would be worth whatever it costs to have it woven by hand

[–]pasmeme 73 points74 points ago

When I had slumber parties as a little girl my dad would troll around all night. He's favourite joke would be to call us all boys. " alright boys! Time for bed!" then we'd be all " WE ARE GIRLS!! BOYS DROOL YUCK" he thought it was soo funny.

[–]time_to_narrate 105 points106 points ago

I made your comment into an audio story.

http://soundcloud.com/time_to_narrate/pasmemes-dads-jokes

[–]frankle 30 points31 points ago

You can't narrate that! You're a BOY! Yuck!

[–]pasmeme 16 points17 points ago

Fuckin A!!

[–]HeelTurn 9 points10 points ago

Fucking awesome. Get popular.

[–]Rainfly_X 4 points5 points ago

I really hope you keep using this account long enough for me to someday feel nostalgic about it, because that music is total nostalgia material right there. Very worthy. You are cool.

[–]YSSMAN 5 points6 points ago

May as well make it an NPR segment...

[–]cooldudeconsortium 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to this americking life, i'm ira glass.

[–]Godort 2 points3 points ago

oh, I like you.

[–]hereyagoman 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the old jack handey narrations

[–]sovietredfox 37 points38 points ago

i remember that movie!

[–]gambLe6 14 points15 points ago

i don't whats it called?

[–]Auflodern 62 points63 points ago

Sonic The Movie

[–]gambLe6 13 points14 points ago

Thanks, guess its time to up vote all your old posts.

[–]coreycubed 13 points14 points ago

Remember to go to the permalinks and upvote there! The votes don't count when you do it from the user profile!

[–]FarmerTedd 11 points12 points ago

tl;duv

[–]VirtualAnarchy 1 point2 points ago

I usually don't ask when I don't get a joke, and I haven't asked since the "NOPE" thread, but what is "tl;duv"?

[–]fayvalentine 3 points4 points ago

too long;didnt upvote?

[–]jtb1924 4 points5 points ago

Too long; didn't upvote (?)

[–]FarmerTedd 3 points4 points ago

Damn you meddling kids!!!

[–]TheRedMambo 2 points3 points ago

So many good/nightmarish memories.

[–]ReverseLBlock 2 points3 points ago

I'm still trying to decide if it was a good movie or a really bad one.

[–]sexy_asian_lady 0 points1 point ago

After seeing it again during a recent nostalgia binge, I can assure you it's, sadly, awful.

[–]SuperMechaHerpes 0 points1 point ago

I love that movie.

[–]ReverseLBlock 0 points1 point ago

Sigh, I guess it's time to set it with all those other bad but nostalgic movies, like spy kids 3D.

[–]MiracleBlue 2 points3 points ago

This was my favourite movie as a kid, I used to watch it every single day after coming home from school. Every day for about 2 or 3 years.

I recognised this right away. Was wondering if anyone else would notice. You did. Have my upvote.

[–]sovietredfox 0 points1 point ago

It's the Sonic the Hedgehog movie...circa 1999? It's pretty unfaithful to ANY story line from Sonic games or comics...but funny as hell!

[–]pleaselovemeplease 4 points5 points ago

I definiiiiitely thought this would be the top comment and everyone would be talking about how cool it was. Where is /r/gaming when your need them???

[–]GarththeGarth 7 points8 points ago

In the basement where I left them.

[–]godlesspinko 14 points15 points ago

Alternately, how you'll look trying to impress your kid's friends.

[–]most_superlative 1 point2 points ago

I hope so.

[–]Darthtagnan 32 points33 points ago

[–]Nerdster 11 points12 points ago

He's not trying to impress your friends. He's trying to embarrass you.

[–]dxrebirth 6 points7 points ago

At least you have friends.

...and a dad ;_;

[–]gusatron51 2 points3 points ago

aww, well you got a friend in me :)

[–]OseanStratagy 6 points7 points ago

And a dad in me, congrats!

[–]vitamin_water 0 points1 point ago

Let me get this straight.. there is a dad, inside of you?

[–]BrokenStrides 7 points8 points ago

Hey, at least your dad is trying!

And at least you know who your dad is!

[–]haiku_robot 13 points14 points ago

Hey, at least your dad 
is trying!  And at least you 
know who your dad is!

[–]CJ_Guns 5 points6 points ago

This is from an OVA Sonic the Hedgehog series (two half hour episodes) that were collectively released as "Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie" outside of Japan.

It's not really canon, but it features many different elements from the games. The general plot revolves around Sonic fighting Metal Sonic. The international release saw some censorship for younger audiences. (At one point, Sonic blatantly flips off Dr. Robotnik, some suggestive sexual situations were changed, dialogue, etc.)

It's from the same studio that made Yu Yu Hakusho and Bleach.

[–]Necrotroph 8 points9 points ago

That owl looks like Gaben.

[–]science87 1 point2 points ago

Thought the same thing

[–]realmuterol 6 points7 points ago

My childhood.

[–]Anzai 2 points3 points ago

Well if your friends consider themselves 'gangsta' then he's probably just trying to embarrass you in front of your wannabe friends.

Most Dad's don't think their children or their friends are cool.

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[–]Paulus81 3 points4 points ago

Like the OP trying to impress Reddit...

[–]artbn 2 points3 points ago

How does this work?

[–]dan92 7 points8 points ago

This was downvoted when I got here. I wonder who would do that.

[–]Vycid 12 points13 points ago

You really think someone would do that,

Just go on the internet and downvote bots?

[–]semisane8 10 points11 points ago

the gangsters

[–]VirtualAnarchy 2 points3 points ago

Bet you OP was the first.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

You could, technically. If the bot is right, then you've never seen this image before, since the previous time was before you signed up.

[–]quipsy -1 points0 points ago

shame on them.

[–]GreyInkling -1 points0 points ago

It's worse than that i'm afraid. This is a common reaction image to see all throughout 4chan. It's almost like if someone posted a link to the original forever alone pic by itself with the title "How I feel when (insert lonely thing here)".

I'm disappointed with the OP.

[–]OseanStratagy -1 points0 points ago

I don't really see the problem here. Yes, it's a similar image but used in a different context--same as /r/AdviceAnimals really. Why not go over there and start doing similar image tagging?

[–]coreycubed 3 points4 points ago

[–]imtryingtotry 1 point2 points ago

That's not very far off from what is considered "cool" these days.

[–]Wayne_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

Oh crap, I love Sonic the Movie!

[–]koom 1 point2 points ago

Is that Gabe?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

How it looks when I try to impress my friends.

[–]ThEgg 1 point2 points ago

GASP

A wild Sidevote appeared.

[–]iDoraemon 1 point2 points ago

[–]SwellFellow 1 point2 points ago

[–]redditchao999 1 point2 points ago

I'm actually surprised to see a screenshot from Sonic the Hedgehog the Movie on here, haven't seen that since I was 10. That was a good movie.

[–]ThatGameWhereYouBarf 1 point2 points ago

I was really pissed that Metal Sonic didn't just straight up murder that guy.

[–]CornFedHonky 1 point2 points ago

One day when you're older and he's gone, you will feel ashamed of yourself for ever having been embarrassed by him for such superficial reasons. You will think to yourself that you would empty your bank accounts to have one more chance to spend the day with him. Take it from me, do it now while you can.

[–]jvslacker 3 points4 points ago

Your friends are gangsta? Why try to impress douche bags?

[–]dick_rickles 2 points3 points ago

Hooty McOwlface

[–]I_Ruv_Kpop 0 points1 point ago

I loved that Sonic movie. I still have the VHS

[–]Dynamicbeast6 0 points1 point ago

I think that goes for most people with a father.

[–]weezyjefferson 0 points1 point ago

So you're trying to say your dad is a badass?

[–]orangewaterbottle 0 points1 point ago

you think that's bad? my dad once greeted a friend with a paper bag over his head. i still have no idea why.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If Russell Westbrook is a trend setter that just may be how gangstas start dressing.

[–]paulfp007 0 points1 point ago

God that movie was the fuckin best. ah god...childhood

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Am I not supposed to be impressed by that owl? Is that the premise here? That the owl is bad?

Basically what I'm saying is that that owl is way cooler than you will ever be unless you are also a skateboarding owl. I want to be his friend. I want for us to have owl-related adventures and listen to Run DMC.

[–]watercanhydrate 0 points1 point ago

My experience was the opposite: my friends always thought my dad was cooler than me.

[–]puanonymou5 0 points1 point ago

Sonic vs Metal Sonic!

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

The funny part is how we've taken the whole "urban culture" explosion that's happened over the past 10 years, and turned the whole thing into a joke, thus reducing the blacks who act as such back to being "clowns", of a sort.

[–]mcnip 0 points1 point ago

I imagined this being said in the voice of Sean Connery.

[–]MOSTLY_LOWERCASE_GUY 0 points1 point ago

My father is cooler than I or any of my friends could ever hope to be.

[–]ayjayyy 0 points1 point ago

*ass fucking summer

YOLO

[–]thebattlefish 0 points1 point ago

The VHS tape for that movie was white. I still have it.

[–]Ubaralook 0 points1 point ago

Oh, my god, I just nostalgia'd so hard... I haven't seen that movie in so long! I can't even remember the name of it! I know it's a Sonic the Hedgehog one, though!

[–]Dayumshame 0 points1 point ago

Sonic the Hedgehog:The Movie.

[–]Ubaralook 0 points1 point ago

I coulda sworn it had a subtitle other than "The Movie", though...

[–]Dayumshame 0 points1 point ago

As far as the American release goes, it was pretty basic. Technically it was an episodic OVA that had names for each episode. Maybe that's what you're remembering

[–]TheKeggles 0 points1 point ago

You could say he was...

Fly

[–]mcjinzo 0 points1 point ago

kids this is a good lesson. JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU SMOKE WEED. they smoked weed. some of their parents smoked weed, most of them fucking grew it. take the leap and talk about your hobbies. worst cast scenario you spend 8 hours talking about model airplanes. and youl know alittle more about your parent.

[–]Frisbie 0 points1 point ago

[–]BananaStandHandStand 0 points1 point ago

i read this in an Ace Ventura voice...

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

Might make just as much sense if it was "I'm a pretty gangster myself".

[–]sixothree 0 points1 point ago

At least he tries, and isn't off drunk somewhere never to be seen again.

[–]chrisnager 0 points1 point ago

"Sonic-nic-nic-nic.."

[–]Kalean 0 points1 point ago

...Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your healf?

[–]B0h1c4 0 points1 point ago

The funny thing is that in this example, it's awkward for dad to be a gangster, but it's totally natural for the children to be gangsters. ....and the dad to be accepting of that and try to fit in...

[–]bassmanyoowan 0 points1 point ago

Embarrassing my children in this fashion is the single thing I want to do more when I become a father.

[–]Inphy 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't help but read that in Butt-head's voice.

Uuhhh huh-huh-huhuhuh.

[–]backstab555 0 points1 point ago

LOL everyone knows owls aren't gangster! they don't even have guns!

[–]kstonge11 0 points1 point ago

Snap back swag!

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

You must respect your Dad. He is a gangster.

[–]Big_Boyd 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie. That shit was off the hook.

[–]Shamson 0 points1 point ago

He's probably mocking you.

[–]theslowkid 0 points1 point ago

His sweatshirt is exactly how I want to vote the pic. Meh.

[–]xhedgehogx[!] 0 points1 point ago

Strange, isn't it?

[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

STOP USING "GANGSTER" AS A COMPLEMENT! IT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT! It means someone is in a group of people who do illegal activities, probably HURTING OR KILLING others horribly, and does not have class AT ALL. It is as bad a word as "sick", which means twisted. Only a sociopath first confused the word "sick" to mean "good" in any way.

[–]WhiteTigress -1 points0 points ago

Poop

[–]jackpg98 -1 points0 points ago

they see me rollin'...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Fuck your dad, he's a faggot.

[–]MrHorseWithNoName -1 points0 points ago

My dad is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]KuhrazyIvan -1 points0 points ago

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot -1 points0 points ago

SONIC FTW!!!

[–]SoggyAugi -1 points0 points ago

I downvoted every comment in this thread.

[–]cultured_banana_slug -2 points-1 points ago

My greatest fear is that I'll grow up to be that lame adult I hated when I was a kid.

Well, my actual greatest fear is becoming quadriplegic and contracting flesh eating bacteria on my face... but it's on the list.

[–]Munkeyinatux -3 points-2 points ago

Upvoted it just to be 1000.