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[–][deleted] 129 points130 points ago

This was a really sad video.

[–]Gark32 24 points25 points ago

but i will always upvote gifs from it.

[–]mirk1 12 points13 points ago

This gif has a built-in upvote.

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 12 points13 points ago

Really glad it introduced me to Dan Deacon.

[–]GimmeSomeSugar 4 points5 points ago

But quite a spectacular little piece of work.

[–]enjoysgoodlulz 4 points5 points ago

I teared up a bit at the end, though the scene in this .gif was definitely my favorite

[–]1stgamer 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if I want to be sad right now, can you give me a quick summery of it?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

It's basically about an astronaut who risks his life to bring two...rock outcroppings, i guess...on the moon closer together. Not sad so much as touching and poignant. I'd recommend it.

[–]FoolsRun -3 points-2 points ago

Gives his life.

[–]oldmoneey 10 points11 points ago

As a general rule, you shouldn't go out of your way to spoil the endings of things that people intend to see.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Didn't remember quite how it ended x3

[–]erfling 0 points1 point ago

It's really short. You should check it out when you can.

[–]LifesShort_DoDrugs 1 point2 points ago

thanks for sharing. You deserve a lot more upvotes.

[–]hackiavelli 0 points1 point ago

They later agreed that while they loved each other they weren't in love with each other.

[–]erfling 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. Such a beautiful little thing.

[–]QuaereVerumm 0 points1 point ago

Why did you have to show me that shit? Damn it. I need to keep it together...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

dontfuckingcrydontfuckingcrydontfuckingcry

[–]QuaereVerumm 0 points1 point ago

sniffle

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 19 points20 points ago

I think I saw an upvote in that gif

[–]S1LW3R 4 points5 points ago

i was going to sya that too but its sideways so its a equalvote for neutral people

[–]CrazyJoe91 2 points3 points ago

It was up from our perspective

[–]S1LW3R 1 point2 points ago

yup but its actually sideways and when i lay down the upvote and downvote is being neutral too

[–]Njvved 2 points3 points ago

Closing unresponsive porn tabs when you hear someone approaching.

[–]TrevDoggeh 2 points3 points ago

Taking exams the other day and girls alarm goes off. Rack city. EDIT: I just remembered it went off again 10 minutes later.

[–]djklwf 5 points6 points ago

Repost

[–]kelseycakes 6 points7 points ago

Maybe you should set it to vibrate/silent.

[–]FarmerTedd 0 points1 point ago

And stick it in your butt

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[–]christopherdlane 0 points1 point ago

It must be broken. Mine never switches to loud by itself.

[–]heroPerforce 1 point2 points ago

Listening to "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" coincidentally when clicking on this; wasn't disappointed.

[–]AndrewAnonymous0 1 point2 points ago

actually had this happen to me in my ethics class on thursday, kind of awkward having a whole class look at me while my phone blares dysfunctional by tech n9ne

[–]timdub 1 point2 points ago

upvote for a fellow Technician

[–]Rexoff 1 point2 points ago

Subliminal up-vote received.

[–]Take42 1 point2 points ago

I see your subliminal upvote.

[–]mko0987 1 point2 points ago

love love love that video

[–]iron1161 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty much my friends reaction when hi phone went off... He was lucky it was a sub.same thing happened and I got mine taken away last week but he just started hitting his knee crazy then he whips out his phone. So I yelled DUDE PUT IT BACK YOU CAN STILL GET AWAY WITH IT!! Best sub ever!!

[–]97faugre01 1 point2 points ago

Giant flashing orange upvote? Subliminal upvotes.

[–]BiohazardBlaze 1 point2 points ago

I'm so old, in my mid-twenties, that I never really had this problem.

Though when your Tamogotchi goes off in the middle of class, similar feeling comes over you.

[–]Gukiguy 1 point2 points ago

I used to give them to my mum (mom) to look after at work because they were banned at school. Needless to say I lost a Tama or two.

[–]SHREDDED_WHEAT 4 points5 points ago

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[–]SHREDDED_WHEAT 3 points4 points ago

I did, and I love seeing how people use it in different ways. Take no offense by my suggestion, OP, it's just that this post was better suited for /r/reactiongifs since its posted, a lot.

[–]MyRedditAtWork 1 point2 points ago

Get tasker

[–]puremessage 0 points1 point ago

Amen brother, it took all of 5 minutes to get everything set up perfectly.

[–]IncidentOn57thStreet 1 point2 points ago

This one time on my film course at college, this teacher who was completely useless was holding my schedule back on my crucial filming day by having an irrelevant class and I was getting furious at him wasting our time. My phone went off and it was on loud/vibrate. He stopped and I just took the call while everyone was looking at me. It was one of our classmates who was wondering where we were, I let him know, hung up and asked the teacher if we could leave to go do our film and just left with the rest of my crew.

[–]wild_muppen_appeared 0 points1 point ago

Turning off the house alarm after getting home at 4 am and everyone is asleep.

[–]ClickItBoom 0 points1 point ago

Alternatively, the most advanced DDR ever.

[–]skizatch 0 points1 point ago

Ha! And I was listening to this track when I opened it: http://www.beatport.com/#track/make-it-bun-dem-original-mix/3471355

Fits perfectly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

just throw it on the floor so the battery falls out. ...every damn time i swear. Fuckin samsung.

[–]CmndrFluffy 0 points1 point ago

When this happens to me I pop the battery out of the phone and drop the whole thing on the floor. Damn phone.

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

Unless it is a large lecture class than you look around accusingly.

[–]stash0606 0 points1 point ago

Happened to me once, when my ringtone was set to "Oh my god, that's some funky shit"

[–]jeannaimard 0 points1 point ago

PLOKTA*

* Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

[–]borkedddd 0 points1 point ago

my phone has a feature where if its ringing you can press either of the volume buttons to silence it. i'm sorry i can't relate to this post.

[–]fisticuffsmanship 0 points1 point ago

I wish more people knew this. Sometimes my phone starts ringing when I'm in line somewhere and I do this so people don't hear how stupid my ringtone is

[–]Fanntastic 0 points1 point ago

That gif is reserved exclusively for starcraft players.

[–]BigBassBone 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same way when I accidentally hit the panic button on my car alarm.

[–]brownidegurl 0 points1 point ago

As a teacher I'm just going to say it: Just turn your cell phone off before class. Like I tell you to. Dammit.

[–]ironw00d 0 points1 point ago

It's really the evil button masher realizing he can win at mortal kombat if he mashes ALL THE BUTTONS!

[–]po0pdawg -4 points-3 points ago

REPOST

[–]sierrabravo1984 -1 points0 points ago

Pull the battery.

[–]Carelessly -1 points0 points ago

It takes less than a minute to turn your phone off. It doesn't kill you to not receive/send texts for an hour or two. Your social life will still be there when you turn your phone off. :/

[–]xoxoUT -1 points0 points ago

Or worse: church

[–]albertoo45 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]dietmoxie -4 points-3 points ago

this matches the title very poorly.