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[–]MrMontage 22 points23 points ago

[–]ledzep4life 7 points8 points ago

came for MadTV reference, was not disappointed.

[–]crimzonphox 4 points5 points ago

same.

[–]Nateosis 31 points32 points ago

. . . why is Ahnold fingering Jesus' bum with his pinky?

[–]abeth 11 points12 points ago

I can only assume that's the reason for Jesus's expression

[–]BaconBrain 3 points4 points ago

Clearly they are a couple.

[–]QuaereVerumm 2 points3 points ago

And why is Jesus naked in the first place?

[–]dwightmoody 7 points8 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's how the Roman's actually crucified people. The loincloth on most Jesus statues is there to protect our eyes from the holy schlong.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

After all, it's okay to show a dude being horrifically murdered as long as he's wearing hot pants.

[–]QuaereVerumm 0 points1 point ago

Ah, thank you.

[–]AllDizzle 1 point2 points ago

Was going to ask this.

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[–]leechsucka 24 points25 points ago

Crucifixion? More like, Crucifiction, amirite!?

Sorry :(

[–]lostforever 7 points8 points ago

You said this better than I ever could.

[–]FreeFromChrist 7 points8 points ago

This must be read with Aunuld's accent.

[–]jameskauer 5 points6 points ago

Rotinni 4: 5)For this purpose did the great flying spaghetti monster bring forth into this world, a savior, and his name shall be Stephen Hawking.

[–]hkredyeung 4 points5 points ago

Going inside to a world of fiction? I don't think even Skynet do that

[–]knighmare 3 points4 points ago

nice try, but unlike time travel and the terminator, jesus didnt exist

[–]CalCapone 2 points3 points ago

They should make a movie out of this.

[–]JonnE4 2 points3 points ago

Well, would you look at that. He has his hand right in the crack now doesn't he....

[–]theysayirock 2 points3 points ago

MAD TV did it!

[–]pixelrage 2 points3 points ago

This is a total ripoff of a Mad TV skit

[–]Gr0undsK33per 2 points3 points ago

I just had a revelation!! If it takes a thousand years for time travel to be invented... and we use it to stop christianity... then technology will be one thousand years more advanced... so that would mean we have time travel now! my head hurts... Also Checkmate Atheists!!

[–]kaseyyeah 1 point2 points ago

I came here just to comment that, essentially. People always say kill Hitler, but if you stop christianity from ever existing it'd be a possibility that Hitler wouldn't have committed the atrocities he did, eh? Same with lots of other bad shit religion has been the cause of. Or they'd just find another reason.. but its possible!

[–]360walkaway 2 points3 points ago

Terminator copping a feel on Jesus' behind. Nice.

[–]MartiParty 1 point2 points ago

I'm quite disturbed by the very obvious latching of that mans fingers into jesus' asscrack.

[–]t3chnobilly 1 point2 points ago

LOL.....best jesus cartoon ever

[–]PachoWumbo 1 point2 points ago

OMG, I'm actually LMFAO. If only man, if only.

[–]rexical 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap! Why hasn't anyone made this movie yet?! Tom arnold as sidekick, will ferrel as jesus and mr bean as the roman emperor, pamela anderson the virgin mary and megan fox as mary magdelene. I will fap to that.

[–]JohnnyCharles 1 point2 points ago

As a Unitarian, I don't blame Jesus for Christian bullshit dogma. That would come from Paul of Tarsus, and stupid people.

[–]omnomnomnomnomnomn0m 1 point2 points ago

Genus! This way the terminator will be in the bible then everyone will read it, thus leading to massive drops on christianity.

[–]User408 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one that read this with arnolds voice?

[–]DownVoteGuru 1 point2 points ago

Why would space travelers want to stop Christianity?

All that would do is successfully change the future and ensure they do not exist. Also some other faith would be in its place.

[–]kaseyyeah 1 point2 points ago

How would that ensure they didn't exist? If anything, it would ensure they existed sooner.. Exhibit A

[–]DownVoteGuru 0 points1 point ago

Because they wouldn't exist since everything in history good or bad has came all the way up to your existence. If you changed history as major as christian influences you change the outcome of people in the future. It is not like you have a lotto ticket waiting to get into the human body. The only thing this exhibit shows is that maybe we would be more technologically advanced and that is hoping people don't latch on to another religion. If Hitler didn't rise to power and war refugees didn't flood to America you might not exist today. Not to mention resetting man kind seems stupid and has no beneficial gain unless human kind was at the verge of extinction.

it would ensure they existed sooner.

Life doesn't work that way.

If i had a human in parallel universes. Name A & B but A=B

So A is a African American with half white blood from his mother escaping unjust laws from her home country and coming to America. Now, B is a pure African who did not have these unjust laws because some time traveler changed the laws.

Now A does not equal B. A's personality, believes, or desires, goals are not B's and can be said to be a different human being. Same can be said about B being different from A.

Fast forward 2000 years and population has changed due to A becoming B, those who would have lived as A's descendants do not exist (all from a small change) since we changed A into B.

B now has descendants but all you have done is decide who should exist and who shouldn't exist. Not to mention new factors that could make history worse then it is now. You couldn't see the outcome because you reset history with a new point of alteration. So now you are hoping that this change is for the better of no evidence that it will make it better and are throwing away everyone's current existence for a re-roll even tho we at this point in the future are smart enough to make time travel.

Now to me, I don't feel like i have the right to determine who exist and who doesn't. Especially the scientific data that says that human population has a high chance of destroying itself so by the time we get time travel i think we are going to be civilized enough not to wipe ourselves of the face of the earth.

[–]JaggedCrown 1 point2 points ago

How did the terminator get a gun two thousand years ago? I thought he could not bring anything with him when he went back because of the limitation in the technology. That was how they explained him always arriving naked.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the gun was coated in flesh just like the Terminator himself is.

[–]CalCapone 1 point2 points ago

I'm curious to see what a shotgun would do to the iron armor the romans used.

[–]pasinduthegreat 1 point2 points ago

Win. So much win I could cry.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

The Terminator likes fisting.

[–]Eveco 0 points1 point ago

Or just falcon punch Mary in the gut.

[–]yankerage -1 points0 points ago

If you have a good memory on reddit,your gonna have a repost time.

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]yankerage 1 point2 points ago

Why dont you go fuck yourself with a cactus.

[–]djv516[S] 0 points1 point ago

sorry if this is a repost :( I just wanted to share this.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

Don't listen to the haters. It's been a MONTH. That's ok.

[–]Rflkt -1 points0 points ago

The terminator is just an expensive vibrator that can travel through time to save one "lucky" individual.

[–]Ga-Stoned_Again -1 points0 points ago

Half-way through reading that I got the joke and had to finish reading in Arnie's voice

[–]WonkaKnowsBest -3 points-2 points ago

Yep, now don't ever complain about Christians "offending you" again please.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, the score is definitely equal.