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[–]chipmunkonfire 1 point2 points ago

I used to have a homeless beard. I recommend that every man who is able to grow a beard, grow one at least once in their lives.

[–]brokenbrakes 1 point2 points ago

iv'e never understood why a full beard is more trustworthy then the philosopher or why the Amish beard is so untrustworthy i feel like most Amish people would probably be really trustworthy i also feel like just side burns should be way further down the list.

[–]Twaddles 0 points1 point ago

Elvis had side burns - Everybody loves Elvis

[–]brokenbrakes 0 points1 point ago

Elvis was a fat semi talented drug addict.

[–]Twaddles 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kbear52 1 point2 points ago

The neck strap and the chin strap r the same!

[–]silversdark[S] 0 points1 point ago

For the lil heads they look the same but if you look it up its different.

[–]ROCKROBINSON 0 points1 point ago

I used to have a Texas Beard, lots of wide open spaces.

[–]PleinairAllaprima 0 points1 point ago

What do you have against Charlie Chaplin?