When my boss walks toward my cubicle...

Disconsolate · 3 months

My mom got me a summer job when I was 13; I would take receipts and enter them into a billing system.

They didn't bother filtering the internet, and at that time I was really into the competitive Counter-Strike scene. I was looking at Team3D's pictures on their website, my computer froze up at a bunch of them wearing their hoodies up.

At that exact second my "boss" walked in and I was just sitting there with a frozen screen of thug looking white kids and an asian. Sadly she had no recourse because my mom was her boss (doctor's office).

Now that I think about it I was a huge scumbag steve at that job... :(

cbhaga01 · 3 months

Let's take a moment to mourn the dead.

herrmann-the-german · 3 months

Ah, too bad you cut off the part where he resets the sled after the "bing!" And... That's what I actually do when ... wait... I fucking do it like all the time. Damn, am I unproductive! :D

Liz4tin · 3 months

Yeah, my boss says I work like the swedish chef tries to cook. He says whenever he comes by my desk, he sees me hacking away at my keyboard, but he never knows what I actually do.

crepehanger · 3 months

...you start limping, popping pills, and then fake your own death?

calibrated · 3 months

When my repost is reposted by me

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