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[–]cnicol30 49 points50 points ago

To be honest I couldn't think of a better place to be when accidently shat on.

[–]KneeSeekingArrow 12 points13 points ago

But then he leaves the shower?

[–]OMNEG 6 points7 points ago

What's really the proper etiquette for that situation?

  1. I just shit on you, let me rub you down with soap here in the shower and get you cleaned off?

  2. I'll stare at your nakedness and apologize while you rinse of in the shower.

I'd probably just end up staring blankly with "deer in headlights" face and make it the most akward possible because I would actually be frozen.

[–]MegamanDevil 0 points1 point ago

Just like on Tosh.0,

[–]KneeSeekingArrow 2 points3 points ago

[–]MegamanDevil 1 point2 points ago

Up vote good sir

[–]nottooshabbyatall[S] 38 points39 points ago

Maybe we've found a defense mechanism to dropping the soap in jail?

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 26 points27 points ago

Or angering the rapist

[–]mmm_aj 11 points12 points ago

Upvote for almost apt username.

[–]zetrate 4 points5 points ago

why did I read this as upshit?

[–]ZombieParadigm 4 points5 points ago

Upshits for everybody!

[–]failbot30000 1 point2 points ago

Upshits? Sir, back in my day, when we wanted something like that, we went to tubgirl.

[–]ZombieParadigm 1 point2 points ago

[–]NUKEDxPENGUIN 2 points3 points ago

You bastard. I clicked on that hoping for an explanation written out, like a wiki of some kind. I should have known better, this being reddit and all. Lol.

[–]Edalol 2 points3 points ago

And automatic lubrication

[–]Bizzacore 9 points10 points ago

This is from a movie, but I can't remember what the hell the name of it is.

/scumbag brain

[–]jonny_lube 2 points3 points ago

I think it was actually just a comedy short that made the internet rounds

[–]Adarkeidei 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something that would be on "Blue Mountain State", but not positive...

[–]sapere_aude 2 points3 points ago

So he runs away from the shower after getting covered in puke and shit?

[–]nottooshabbyatall[S] 9 points10 points ago

[–]OMNEG 1 point2 points ago

I assume he went to the other side of the shower in that this was one of the 3 or 4 sided public showers.

[–]djzenmastak 6 points7 points ago

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING...TURN IT OFF

[–]Journalisto 7 points8 points ago

Reminds me of the time I popped a blister and some of the juice landed on my friend's lip.

[–]DeadGummyBear 5 points6 points ago

Tell me licked his lips afterwards while keeping eye contact the whole time!!

[–]irobot335 3 points4 points ago

Tell me you licked his lips afterwards while keeping eye contact the whole time!!

FTFY

[–]StencilPrinter 1 point2 points ago

Life as usual.

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 1 point2 points ago

Wow I haven't seen this in years.

[–]poopfeast9000 0 points1 point ago

Was this on a tv show. Tosh.0 right?

[–]donderz420 1 point2 points ago

why would he leave the shower that seems like the best place to be at that time

[–]StReeTkiNG069 0 points1 point ago

This never gets old

[–]jaffasgalore 0 points1 point ago

That's shitty

[–]TheAaronMike -1 points0 points ago

Im pretty sure this is a repost, and the title is very much the same.

[–]Miaoudeminou -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this.

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[–]Fleshgod -3 points-2 points ago

Again, this is /r/WTF, not /r/Funny.