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[–]iiiitsjess 1 point2 points ago

Great...you jusy made me hungrier...its 4:41 am here in tx...I have yet to fall asleep..im starving...wanted a hamburger....now I want bacon. Damn you. Okay I kid....but seriously...im starrrrving.

[–]obomann 0 points1 point ago

And now, thanks to you, I want a burger...

[–]iiiitsjess 0 points1 point ago

Hahah. I'm sorry. :/

[–]obomann 0 points1 point ago

Burger king is never far away! ;)

[–]iiiitsjess 0 points1 point ago

True. But here in texas...weve got this gem of a place called whataburger. It is heaven. And I mean fucking HEAVEN. It's always open....so I could go now...but I dont really want to get up outta bed....meanwhile...my stomach continues to growl. Ha. Damnit. Bk sounds good though too. Ah! Why are we still discussing food?! Haha

[–]funnierthanthou 1 point2 points ago

Go for the honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich. I moved from Texas but that's what I miss most

[–]iiiitsjess 0 points1 point ago

From whataburger?? I god...I need to start a list for all these foods!

[–]iiiitsjess 0 points1 point ago

Just remembered.....I meant to get a breakfast burrito from sonic this morning.....but had to go to the dr....so now I want sonic too. Why cant yummy foods be healthier. Piss me off.

[–]obomann 0 points1 point ago

But isn't Pizza a vegetable? that's healthy, right?

[–]iiiitsjess 0 points1 point ago

Damn you. Why did you have to bring pizza into this picture?!

[–]obomann 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, my bad :O

[–]iiiitsjess 0 points1 point ago

Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

[–]obomann 0 points1 point ago

Good idea, I might just go an buy some!

[–]IWillHuffleYourPuff 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed the stick figure biceps. Nice touch.